Smith, 20, no kid, 5’1 105, black hair, ex dancer
Looks: 8.0+ Nice body but fake tits and thin lips
Attitude: 8.0 Nice chica bit too professional
Technique: 9.0 Great bj.
English: C Not much
Hygiene: 9.0 Good shower cleaning tools throughly
Overall: 8.0 Solid

English a C? I think this bitch is more fluent than I am! Did you try talking to her in English. For example I knew a girl over for over 3 months and had been speaking in Spanish to her the whole time. I just found out last week that she speaks English. I guess that's what I get for not asking.

I agree...Ms. Smith speaks better English then a "C".

Asking is good. But, there is a certain elegance in communicating with pheromones only. Occassionally, a woman will break the 'code of silence' and say, "WasabiMas, your stink make me really horney tonight." Then, she will tell me with her scent that it is time vayamos a la cama. Love is in the nose, not the tounge. Well, gee, that's not exactly right either. But, I'm sure you get the pictures.

"Would you please eat my pussy." And, I'd 'stink back' an 'O.K. this time, but ...'

OK T&A, you guyz know her better than me, but I'd have given her a C+/B- at best...she often looks puzzled when I speak to her in English...but then again, so do a good number of native English speakers.

WasabiMas: Could it be that Douglass or Whorehound are/is finally back among us? Say Hallelujah!! Say Amen!!

Smith/Alejandra's English level was not really studied as she likes to use body language with her eyebrows and smiles to communicate with me. Then I could barely understand her Spanish but she did mention she was attending Adelita Bar University but I never had time to ask which major she was studying. My best guess is that her minor is in balls licking as best of class of my ZN experiences.

Smith: "Would you please eat my pussy?". Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...memories!

Ms Smith certainly plays the "not understanding English" card very well but I've called her on it more then a few times resulting in rounds of laughter from her which, if you know her, is a big part of her (non-physical) charm.

Athos, I agree that she uses her body language to it's extreme...but with "that" body, she can!

I've never eaten Smith's pussy. I was quoting another chica's 'stinking' question.

Say ...you're prayers. Hell has born another Son.

Doesn't matter....still brought back (GREAT) memories. Thanks!

You are very welcome. Should I ask her if I can eat her pussy? I'm involved with someone. So, I think fuckin' her would be like cheating. Maybe, I better not. I think I'm out of la zona. Yeah, I'm gone. It was nice. I'll miss 'the five' and select peer street girls. But, I don't know ...I just don't know. It's not the same after ... never mind, I'll be there to eat Smith's pussy this Saturday night.

Haven't been with her since the CC days because she is in HR(heavy rotation) and is usually worn out after 3 hours.
Probably the best overall value in the zone. Stunningly beautiful, excellent face. Long black hair, thin nose and morena skin. Her braces are now off.
Great conversation but she will rarely sit with you as she understands her popularity. Does an excellent covered BJ, complete with deep throating and sack licking. As close to a GFE session as your gonna get with a trophy chick.
Get this....at the end of the session she says "muchas gracias"..twice...She needs to give a clinic to some of these new girls on the meaning of service.

I have to agree with Blazers. I just had my first session with her and it was excellent. I usually hate covered BJ's but her face is so beautiful that I had to experience one from her. IMHO she has the most beautiful face that I've seen in TJ. She looks very much like Marlo Thomas when she was young, only a lot better looking.

Her BJ and ball-licking was excellent. She made it feel like I was also penetrating something else besides her mouth at the same time. This "double penetrating effect" almost made me lose it in the first few minutes but I somehow held out for the intercourse which was nice and accompanied by some light guttural groans.

And she's very personable also, as well as liking a good laugh (she installed the condom immediately before I had any wood and her first suck resulted in the condom shooting across the room; we both laughed hysterically for at least two minutes). Later on, I told her how beautiful she is and she responded with "and funny too".

One night last week, I saw her leaving AB going in the direction of CC with a guy (either her boyfriend or all-nighter client) and the short fat doorman called her over and appeared to be arguing with her about something (maybe about leaving early). After five minutes she started walking away. By this time though the guy she was with had struck up a conversation with another guy, so Smith grabbed him by the shoulder and yanked him along with her so hard that his feet almost left the ground.

A Smith is one of my best TJ memories kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

Ootie...as much as it pains me...you have painted a picture of Ms. Smith that is so vivid and complementary that it's no surprise she's not posted about more...as I'm sure "others" are trying to keep her a secret. From her laugh to her acknowledgement of being "funny" and yes...to the sex. Her actions outside that you observed were so "dead-on" as well! Fiery temper when crossed or questioned (by the doorman) and jokingly pulling her novio (for the night) away from his "friend" to show her territory are just some of her many endearing personality tics that if you're lucky to spend any lengthy time with her...you'll be treated to.

Rumor has it she's leaving in July for an extended vacation and one of my biggest sorrows is that I probably won't make it back to TJ before she leaves.

Aardvark,

You have succeeded in ruining my weekend. I can not make it back to TJ until August at the earliest and if Smith is gone by then, I may actually cry.

I will also forever regret my decision not to party with her a second time during my recent trip. I was all set to take her to the hotel when I bumped into Athos who told me that Amy had just arrived at CC. Considering my history with Amy, I had no choice but to go see her instead, and she proceeded to give me one of the most disappointing sessions of my life, both sexually and in the capacity of a former close friend.

Sigh! I will forever remember Smith's beautiful face. Shadow, Senator, In2deep, Otra Vida, and Porker sat with me at a dance floor ringside seat as I continuously strained my neck to get a better view of her standing in the rear of Hottie Central. She was wearing an absolutely intoxicating white sparkly-colored dress and she could have passed for a $1000/day model, or a movie actress.

Her eyes light up like a Christmas tree when she smiles. She displays a pure happiness, and I can only hope that she is truly that happy internally and in the rest of her life. I wonder if she knows how beautiful she is and how much joy she brings to us mongers by simply giving us the privilege to gaze upon her face.

And this brings me to the moral of the story. For all you mongers who have a certain chica on your to-do list, do her the first chance you get, because you may not get another one.

Thank you for the information, Aardvark. We've never met, but I feel like we've bonded.

An I only wish Smith the very best kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

Everyone has their "Smith" and I am ecstatic and cursed that she is mine.

If it will help, I'll be happy to volunteer to get my balls licked by Smith before she leaves.

Thanks...you're a pal! Will you "give me the message" then?

Old joke: "A true friend is one who goes into town and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one"

Get this, she was at the bar on Friday around Six and did a dance routine wearing a cheerleader outfit on rollerblades. That's right, she did an entire routine on rollerblades. Nothing like seeing Smith topless with a cheerleader skirt on rollerblades.

Been there..seen it...have photos!

Actually, I'm pleasantly surprised to hear that she's dancing at AB as she told me (and others) that she didn't like the AB "crowd". After Vanessa left CC, Smith (IMHO) was the reigning dance princess!

Danced on rollerblades!! I've got to see that. I have seen the cheerleader outfit and she wore it on Halloween. I've been giving her crap about how "frightening" she is in a cheerleader costume. Now if us guys put on the cheerleader outfit, THAT would fit the spirit of Halloween!

Whadya say Aardie...you and me as cheerleaders next Halloween at AB?

It would be like the scene in "Fantasia" with the ballerina hippos.

I'd pay NOT to see that.

Erip

If you really want to scare the locals I can show up as your "third". I look like a gallon of milk with hair!! Perhaps we can gather more of our nefarious brethren for this project. Prog - you in?

E

Can I split 6000 mics of windowpane with Matiz before I watch?

Epimetheus, I think hairy dairy would be a nice addition to the cast. Red you ain't just sitting on the sidelines re-living 1972, you are gonna be the head cheerleader...maybe even get you lipsynching to "Hey Nicky" ("your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind, hey Nicky") on stage. Besides, Hunter S. Thompson's quote about Circus Circus in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"..."acid tripping in Circus Circus is redundant"...applies equally to the zona norte. Don't waste your stash!

There is precedent for this kind of Halloween assault on AB...didn't Oliver parade around the zona in elaborate drag a few years ago (Jamie, did he make an appearance at Kinkle that night)?

Epimetheus
Are you Prometheus brother by any chance???

In drag? He was dressed as The King! Jaime was a pirate, I was an old man.

Wait a sec, I AM an old man....

Athos

I picked the name because Epimetheus married Pandora. I just know the woman I marry will be trouble... and I'm looking forward to it!! Shit, at this rate it might be one of those Mexican whores. Can't ask for more trouble then that without traveling to Southeast Asia.

E

Here is an excerpt about Alejandra/Smith from my recent trip.

So I went outside and chatted with my newly found buddy some more. When she came back down, he called her over to where we were standing and introduced us. She was saying she was going by Alejandra now, but he told her she would always be Smith to him. I decided not to waste anymore time and I took her up shortly after that.

Alejandra/Smith told me she was 21 with no kids from GDL. She allowed me to take not only one, but two pictures. (At her suggestion) Two highlights of her covered BJ was the fact she took my entire dick in her mouth and went all the way down. I had never had any girl do that to me before, and it was quite interesting to be looking down towards my dick and only see my pubic hair and her lips. The other highlight was her ball licking skills. I love it when a girl licks my balls, and Smith did an exceptional job at it. The BJ was very nice and very long. We then did OT, D, and M. In D, she once again reached behind her and rubbed my balls while I pounded her in doggie, which again, is something I really like. Her breasts were extremely hard. That wasn’t much fun, but it wasn’t a really big deal to me. After I finished with her and pulled out, I still had this rock hard erection. So I guess the Viagra had finally kicked it. As I was getting dressed and cleaning up from the session, I was still as hard as a rock. That was a very interesting experience. Overall the session was very good. She absolutely did not rush, and she took a long shower afterward. She was still putting on makeup and fixing herself up when I left the room.

Overall Points: 93/100
Recommendation: Would definitely recommend.
Would do again? We’ll see. She is a good backup for a sure thing, but after already doing her and experiencing what she had to offer, I don’t know if I would do her again. It is nothing against her, or the quality of her session. It is just a been there, done that sort of thing.

In a post on the main board, Erip wrote "Smith is IMO the best combination of trophy looks and service in the zona".

I gotta agree Erip unless someone can prove us wrong (and I don't think they can). It seems that most of the chicas with trophy looks are up and down the hotel stairs like they're at a track meet trying to break the club record (and impress their peers) with the shortest session possible.

Although Smith is breathtakingly beautiful IMHO and could get away with the same rapid relay race tactic, she did not rush me (either before or after the sex) in my only appearance at the plate with her. She gave me a fantastic CBJ followed by very satisfying intercourse (her on top), all performed with a lovely smile on a gorgeous face, wonderful attitude, and tender bodily stroking. Her session has been one of the highlights of my TJ career, and thinking about it again has made my monger heart burst into poetry (with apologies to Longfellow or whoever the poet was who wrote "The Village Smith").

Under the spreading club TV,
The AB Smithee stands;
The Smith a lovely lass is she
With soft and tender hands;
And the muscles of her world-class mouth
Are as strong as iron bands.

A With a tear in his eye kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

Recently had the pleasure of an extended session with Alejandra/Smith. I have finally realized why so many sing her praises and why she spends more time climbing and descending stairs than she does standing on the little dance floor. Great sense of humor to go along with the wrapping on the outside of that hot little package. Deep throat CBJ was awesome. Really seemed to get into the sex especially en el perrito.

Athos: In a thread elsewhere, you discussed how awesome-looking her ass is these days and someone mentioned a rumor that she had lipo. Let me offer another explanation which is inconsistent with what apparently has been told to others. The body re-shaping is natural following the thermomoter popping out of the butterball in the oven about 3 months ago. Any doubters of este verdad need only look at the small scar at the base of the tattoo below her navel.

On a recent September Friday night, Smith-AB would only go to the hotel if you took her friend along also (Michele?). Anybody ever hear anything like that before? Smith was looking more beautiful than ever. What a face! I simply have to do her again (by herself of course) next trip.

A Smith-sown-ian kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

Smith/Alejandra was working at CC Saturday night. It was business as usual for her as she appeared to be the only chica getting consistent action.

Ootie: Three weeks ago, she and Michelle hit me with the same deal (doubles, no solo) 2 nights in a row. Guess I'm just getting old as the threesome experience doesn't interest me much anymore. I've only got one dick. I'd rather do 2 girls in separate sessions.

On my way up the Leyva stairs, Smith was coming down. I asked where is her novia. She said she was at Adelita's. If Michelle was working at AB Saturday night, I didn't see her. Unless Smith already has a novia nueva???

What makes Smith so great???? Curiousity has made me want to see what this chick looks like and how she performs in bed. I may have seen her passing by but I still don't know for certain who she is.

I keep hearing rave reviews of how gorgeous she is. Is there any identifiable traits(tatoos,etc) about her that could help me spot her more easily?

HD
Smith has good reputation because of combo of good looks and good services. She has good communication skills and will happily fuck any hombre.
She likes to stand by second dance floor and loves to smoke. Usually seen speaking to her ex HK associates or ex gf's.
She likes to wear dresses or very colorful outfits like Superman or Old Glory. Long brown straight jet hair, big brown eyes, usually smiling, good English, goes up and down all night long, number 1 chica at AB.
As always YMMV, but definitely better than avg ZN style.

After seeing pics of her and all the stories I finally decided to change my mo and try a club girl since I happened to see her at Adelitas on Wed. She is definitely a looker and very sweet girl. Personally, I don't like the hard tits but what a ass.

Anyways, quoted the 60 bucks and all. Went upstairs and did the normal covered BJ licking balls, etc.

It was ok but for me personally, I get SG for 1/3 of the price that look hot and give service as good as her.

don't know what the big deal is over her except for her looks.

Oh well, had to try at least one Hottie.

Pecs
To get extra, you just don't grab the chica for suckie/fuckie you need to spend some time talking and conversing, like trying to make her believe it is not work but some type of social gathering. For chicas it's all in the mind, they'd rather enjoy themselves while collecting our dinero.

Athos, your advice is absolutely correct in a general sense, except as you know, Smith doesn't make herself available for very much small talk and tenderizing except on the slowest nights. She is TJs "Happy Hooker", but she's also a mercenary who often doesn't choose to take up any time gathering fichas that could be used for more income intensive scrotal licking. When she's in her usual pattern of continuous performances in the hotel, it's arriba or get out of her line of commerce.

None of this is intended as a criticism of her. She's a great girl who gives value for the trophy tier, but she has her prioritie$.

Excerpt from 12/2001 trip report.

I entered AB and took an unusual (for me) seat along the back wall bordering Hottie Central (HC). I struck up a conversation with a newbie and eventually highly recommended Smith/Alejandra to him. He bought her a drink and then took her up to the hotel. When he reappeared, I fully expected to hear his gratitude, similar to the great thanks that I had received from a newbie in CC years ago after highly recommending a superstar named Sofia to him.

Unfortunately, he didn't have a good time. I couldn't believe it. He was disappointed that she had not allowed him to suck her breasts, and she had indicated that restriction to him by abruptly pushing his mouth away in an unfriendly fashion. That action had set a negative tone from which his entire session had never recovered.

The failed Smith recommendation was just another reminder of the YMMV rule of mongering, a rule which would personally effect this trip more than once. Regretfully, Smith, who I consider to be one of the most facially beautiful women and sure-thing sessions in TJ, would be missing in action for the remainder of my time here.

A Smith is no myth kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

Looks - 10 Damn she's hot
Attitude - 8 Pleasant but Professional
Technique - 9 Slow her down and it's a 10
English - B
Hygiene - 6 No shower before, sink wash after.
Most pleasant rushed session, I've had.

Smith (Alejandra) is IMHO one of the hottest chick's I've seen in AB. See Piss Pic, Fine features, long black hair, 5'6" 115(?).
Didn't find out much about her (see aardvark for that)because she has no time to talk, or drink. She is there to go to the room, and with her looks that is all it takes.
I think she is the woman of my fantasies that I would see late night Saturdays in the summer. Never got to go up because she is alway's occupado. So this week when I saw her standing alone and not getting any business I couldn't pass. She was on display in a hot wrap around dress with plenty of boobage showing (implant's that look better than they feel. Someone mentioned that she is thinking of upsizing, but I would think that a mistake. They look perfect as is.) Asked about a drink (yeah right, but it was slow.) She was pleasant but businessy. I envy Aardvark's quality time. I did Gloria de Ballaire several times this summer and she was more friendly as comparison but both are pleasant.
Up to the room. I had walked from the border, so I took a quick pit's and pecker shower, and she was undressed waiting on the bed. Whata body/face. She had me lay down and I let her set the tempo. Great CBJ (suck, suck, deep throat, DAMN.) Then she climbed on top and rode for a little while. I love this full view, suck titties position. Then she had me get on top. I pumped away as she made the expected moan and groan sounds. Seemed not impatient, but kind of like this is usually enough, so I suggested doggie.
What an ass. Pounded on that for a while, she did her moaning and felt the end nearing. If I let it pass, I need the whole hour, so I went with it and finished.
Tried again for a little cuddle, but not with her on a short time session. I wish I could afford a TLN with her. She went to the sink to clean up and I just layed back and watched her dress. Tried some small talk, but a girl this beautiful makes me stupid.
BTW during the session I asked what positions she liked and she replied whatever. I told her I wanted her to have fun too and be happy. She said my paying her made her happy. LOL. She is nice, pleasant and beautiful, but no nonsense and to the point. When you are this good looking, you must learn to manage all the men hitting on you.
After she left I checked my watch and it had only been 25 mins from my getting in the shower to her leaving. Figure 5 mins for my pre cleaning and 5 mins for her post clean up, leaves 15 minutes sack time. Just not enough. Next time I'll have to do a full hour, and see if I can get her to slow down.

Awesome review, Headin' South. Smith is absolutely one of those girls you have to take up at least once. Incredible body, just perfect to look at and amazing in the sack...if only for a wee little bit.

GOTTA love that deep throat bj...WOW. If you had a dictionary that included "tijuana working girl professional", Smith would be pictured there. Unbelievably professional, no holds barred. A classy woman, and a true classic session...one that you can remember, for sure, because it's with a legend.

Rock on Headin' South. Great job, again.
CHL

Does she actually refer to herself as Smith? When I tipped her once upon a time while she was stripping at CC she introduced herself as Alejandra.

She identified herself to me as Alejandra. I used the Smith moniker for easy identification.

"Smith" was an alias she used in her younger days as a nickname that was given to her by her fellow chicas and customers who knew her at HK when she loved to dance to AeroSMITH & Will SMITH. "Alejandra" isn't even her real name but she adopted that awhile back as well maybe to have a more mature personna. As the "Happy Hooker" she is, she will still happily respond to "Smith" but I always had a problem "addressing" her as that...but not "referring" to her as that.

Hey Aardvark, not many chicas use their real name while at work.

If asking for "Smith", how does one explain it to the bartenders.

All the Alejandras I keep getting don't match the description.

Good hunting.

And $$$, por favor. Forgot to ask that

Garrison40
Alejandra charges $60 like all other top tier ladies. She likes to stand in the other dance floor to the right as you walk deep inside HC. Michelle the vet, Osiris, Marbel like to stand there as well.
When things are slow, she likes to move to middle of HC.

Any waiter worth his salt will know her as "Smith".

Athos: Duh!

And 'rubberbreath'? Is that too intimate a nickname?