Mentioning discussion boards to TJ chicas

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By Tjhombre on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 01:59 pm:  Edit

Porker is in fact a straight talking, well respected monger. The general consensus is that anything posted about the girls on the Internet shouldn't be discussed. He is right when he says that people who do discuss these things with the girls are the reason why many posters will not name names nor devulge details. I, for one, am one of them.

By Porker on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 02:27 pm:  Edit

Ok, since dumbass is offensive, I'll stick with DILDO: I highly doubt anyone posts detailed info here so DILDOES like you can go and regurgitate it to the girl he wrote about. I presume if people wanted her to know about their posts on this board they would have given her a copy themselves. But then again, if they did that what the hell would she need YOU FOR?

DISCLAIMER: Telling chicas you post about them on the internet may cause them to want to cut your balls off. Clueless dildoes that do it for you merely get a serious GAS FACE from ME.

By Elfman36 on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 02:57 pm:  Edit

Well, let me ask one thing:
If it was such a dumbass thing to do, wouldn't it be more productive to just let me know and not "flame"? Don't we go to this board to learn about how to be more effective mongers?
I can say one thing that I don't think "PORKER" is such a well-respected monger right about now, and to be frank anyone that talks to me like that is set straight! But, excuse if that is something that will be edited out also....

By Aardvark on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 03:00 pm:  Edit

For fear of getting censored myself, I'll work "clean" here but why (besides trying to REALLY impress a chica you are already naked with and about to have sex with) would you even bring up the internet AND MORE IMPORTANTLY talk about specific details written about that specific chica?

Jacqueline is a very smart girl who is/was going to school and has access to a computer. She's also amigas with at least one cut-throat chica (who will remain nameless) who is networked pretty well through the bars. I know you didn't know this but that doesn't lessen your crime.

By Aardvark on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 03:07 pm:  Edit

Just read your post you sent while I was just writing mine. Did you miss the "commen sense" line in life? Yes, "productive" is nice...unless something is done that is so stupid that you throw "productive" out the window and shoot from the hip.

AND...Porker (and us all) have our critics but he is and will always be far more respected then you. This aligns with my "Knowing Other Mongers" thread. I and allot off others know Porker well...does anyone know you? Or, are you just a solo flyer who likes to spread little fires like this last one?

Go ahead...dig into me...I'm itching for a good wrastle!

By Porker on Sunday, May 06, 2001 - 03:28 pm:  Edit

Dude, sometimes people do things SO DUMB that they deserve to be called on the carpet and not nicely. You stupidly betrayed the people that posted the info that benefited you. As I said, I was probably being unfairly harsh to YOU because you were the one clueless enuff to actually admit what you did. The silent like-minded minority is probably the much greater concern. But the bottom line, as TJ Hombre laid it out, many people don't post details for EXACTLY the reason you are being attacked for here. Next time you lament the lack of new chica posts maybe you should take this incident to heart.

I could care less whether I am respected or not. This ain't about RANK. I am stating MY opinion here, and if you don't like it, GEE, QUE LASTIMA! That others happen to have similar opinions? Well, what can I say... SOMETIMES I'm RIGHT!

By Taxibob on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 05:56 am:  Edit

As in this instance!
Taxibob

By Elfman36 on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 05:02 pm:  Edit

Alright.... I guess this was an eye-opener, I apologize to anyone that I might have pissed off with my gaffe.
Now, some honesty:
I manage a pretty large company and have several hundred employees working for me. I have seen some pretty bone-headed and knuckle-headed mistakes over the years but have never gone off on anyone, as long as I knew that ignorance was pretty much the factor in their decision making process.
I really do not appreciate the reaction that I received from several of you and have decided to not post or partake in this board ever again.
I am absolutely sure no one here will care, but think about this the next time someone makes a MISTAKE, people make mistakes, and you were at one time or another a "newbie" that undoubtedly screwed-up once or twice in zone, however someone, possibly this or another board even, took you under their wing and showed you the ropes. I've never, ever flamed a poster, even when it was obvious that someone was maliciously sarcastic, or abusive. That's not my place, it's TJHOMBRE'S.
If this is how you treat those around you that may make a mistake or two, I hope you die a lonely death.
Good Luck,
ELFMAN36

By Aardvark on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 05:50 pm:  Edit

As an employer, you don't have the leeway to criticize or treat your employees the way you were (and deserved to be) treated with this "gaffe".
You as well as us choose to log-in to this board and read, post, or "partake", so we are all vulnerable to the scrutiny of every other member. I'm sure you've read a number of posts and I'm also sure you've come across at least one other instance of "internet gossiping to the chicas" and the poster was treated to the same wrath. You weren't treated any differently then any other (newbie or veteran) who would make the same foolish mistake.

So, take your toys and go to the next sandbox!

Adios Asshole!

By Aardvark on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 05:52 pm:  Edit

E-mail me...I'll personally refund your donation if you promise to keep your promise.

By Diego on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 06:30 pm:  Edit

Elfman;

Dude, you can't make everyone happy... especially whoremongers - and most especially Porker.

Oh, and as far as your conversation with that Chick about the "World Wide Web" - a lot of details have been left out. If she was the one that brought up this board, and all you talked about was what she already read - then it is a horse of a different color. But you just got defensive, and never elaborated. Look - guys like Porker like to go on the emotional offensive right away(and then TJHombre will typically back him up); you need to remain calm and state the facts.

By Porker on Monday, May 07, 2001 - 07:06 pm:  Edit

You were called a dildo and a dumbass for acting like a dildo and a dumbass. Why is that so hard to understand? I made my point and am through hammering. I repeat, I most likely unfairly singled YOU out for the sins of the people who do stuff like this every day and never post about it. People I know have been burned by these douche bags and it PISSES ME OFF. The bottom line is less info shared on this board.

Diego, BITE ME. We can't all be as mild-mannered, meek and people-pleasing as YOU.

By Erip on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 11:38 am:  Edit

At the risk of pissing off my amigos Porker and Aardvark, I'm gonna stand up for Elfman here. He made a newbie-type mistake, and I agree that mistakes of this nature inflict tangible harm to the board. But from what I've gathered about this particular board personality, you guys are firing way too much heavy artillery given the situation.

What you guys probably don't realize is that Elfman is primarily NOT a TJ monger...he mainly participates in the "other location" sections of the board and has posted alot of valuable information about places like Nogales and Hermosillo. As an occasional Nogales monger myself, I know that the guys who are based over there do not necessarily follow the day to day TJ stuff on this board - they aren't always going to be conscious of some of the codes that the TJ boys follow. These codes are mainly irrelevant in places like Nogales where the whole social dynamic is vastly different and less complicated than in what I call "TJ Society"...much less monger and chica networking (and romance...real and illusory), and the majority of "sessions" are everything goes private "dances" in tiny cubicles in the back of strip clubs. Basic get your rocks off and get home scene.

Elfman has been a valuable and considerate participant who clearly has not followed the TJ section of this board too closely, or he would have had awareness of these hot button issues that don't get so much attention over in Nogales. Let's cut the guy a little slack. I think we can deal with the innocently clueless with lower caliber weaponry.

Porker, I realize you've already moderated your tone. I just wanted to put some background in to give Elman's post some context and encourage everyone not to scare off newbies and "regional crossover newbies" like Elfman who have contributed.

Elfman, hang in.

By Hippie on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 12:15 pm:  Edit

Erip, having done a search on Elfman's postings, you may be correct, although it is hard to believe that ANYONE who reads this site or Redsnake never saw any posts on this topic. It is pretty much THE hot button issue, followed closely by STD/BBBJ/BBF debates, and discussions of who is the real antichrist - Westfargo, Lakers, Wasabimas, or [insert name here]. Had Porker not already done so, I would have posted a similar response when I read Elfman's comment. The language would have been different, due solely to a difference in our styles, but I am certain that my dismay at reading the post was no less than Porker's. I suspect that Elfman's response was far more inflamatory than Porker's or it would not have been deleted. However, I also have no desire to see him leave the board, but that is his choice to make.

By Erip on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 12:57 pm:  Edit

Hippie, I appreciate your comments...but style and tone are all I'm talking about. The lesson obviously needed to be taught.

Your comment about it being near incredulous that a reader of the site wouldn't encounter the hotbutton issues makes perfect sense. I can't speak for Elfman obviously since I don't know him, but I do know some Nogales posters both personally and via Email, and you'd be surprised how low the TJ content on this board can get on their radar (and how many of the TJ regulars follow the Nogales posts?). I believe Porker himself has recognized the guy's innocent state of mind as demonstrated by the very fact that he posted openly about committing what is regarded around here as an egregious breach of protocol.

By Hippie on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 05:13 pm:  Edit

One of the persons I mentioned above when I said "discussions of who is the real antichrist" just e-mailed me a rant complaining that I was insulting him. While I suspect that the other two people mentioned are probably intelligent enough to see that this is not the case, let me state here for anyone else who has no sense of humor that it is not. It was simply an acknowledgement that one of the major threads that frequently pops up consists of people who are all pissed off about somebody's posting style and/or what they say.

Also, this thread has gotten horribly off topic, so it will hopefully be moved soon.

By Curious on Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 11:13 pm:  Edit

Let's see, I wonder WHO that could be....


Just
Curious

(Like I don't KNOW!)

By Boozer on Wednesday, May 09, 2001 - 01:09 am:  Edit

Thus tis why we drink and llife goes on, turn the page boys... So what else is new? This same thing has been going on for years.

By Diego on Wednesday, May 09, 2001 - 04:01 pm:  Edit

This has totally gotten blown out of proportion.

I can see why Elfman split.

The smear job continues, and now Elfman isn't even here to defend himself. TJHombre renamed this thread "Mentioning discussion boards to TJ chicas". Look back on Elf's original post(unless it has been erased! - nice edit/hack job, let's hope it was unintentional, I will have to assume so for now) - he never said SHIT about being the first to "mention" the board. For all we know, she brought it up first, and also brought up the posts first.

Did any of you "attack dogs" ever stop to think that maybe Elf just talked about it with her after she brought it up, and never brought any more information to the table?

Well, because of your vicous "attack dog" mentality, Elf has now split - and we will never know the true answer.

There are quite a few on this board that are always "assuming" shit. This is what really pisses me off. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about, just go shooting your mouths off without knowing the facts.

By Diego on Wednesday, May 09, 2001 - 04:37 pm:  Edit

By the way, I think it is only fair for me to mention at this point; even though I don't always agree with TJHombre's point of view, I respect the fact that(up until this point, and to my knowledge) he has not shown bias in his maintanence of this board.

I also am grateful to him for providing this open forum. I suppose I should send a donation, eh?

By Porker on Wednesday, May 09, 2001 - 06:49 pm:  Edit

Diego, but we have you around to set us all straight on the facts and how 'we' 'don't know what the fuck we are talking about', so all is not lost.

By Ritmo on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 02:26 pm:  Edit

Bro Diego,
Generally agree with you that this shit about chicas and knowledge of the board makes too many guys WAY too paranoid, and there were better ways to make the point some wanted made to Elfie than the one chosen. It REALLY sucks that the dude's response to Porker's post was censored--one dude calls another dude a nimrod or whatever P. called him, and the other dude gets his response censored? Ain't right, in my view. But the REAL bottom line is that Elfie needs to step up and be a man--you're gonna get attacked around here once in a while if you got anything to say, and you just gotta deal with it instead of puttin' ya tail between ya legs and runnin' off. And Porker stepped back and rephrased his complaint in milder terms anyway. So what's Elfie runnin' from? We got love for ya, bro! Ya just gotta not give a FUCK what people say about ya around here--this place is fulla loudmouths (me included), and if ya let 'em get to ya, well, that's on YOU. Way I look at it is, can't NONE a you muthafuckas fade this old crazy shit! HA!

By Tjorphan on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 07:15 pm:  Edit

Hey Guys
I'm pretty sure this point has been made before but I believe it deserves bring up again. I've never mentioned TJHombre or redsnake to any of the girls, however in the last year two girls who could hardly speak english mentioned redsnake too me. One of them actually mimed a keyboard. They were asking me right after they introduced themselves in the room so I assume they were asking me if I heard about them there, To which I just nodded and smiled.I did go as far as asking one of the american girls from Texas if she ever got online and in the coarse of that conversation she brought up Redsnake without my prompting at all. I intend to honor the concensus of the board and never mention what passes between us here online( which is alot like a AA meeting,think about that)but isn't it enevitable that we eventually loose this technolgical edge we currently enjoy, at least the completly anonymous nature of it. These girls are getting better access to cyberspace everyday.Here is a question I ask in all repect, If a person does not want one of the girls to find out what's in one of there posts should they be posting it here?

By sampson on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 07:27 pm:  Edit

i became aware of this board from a chica. in my many conversations with several of my amigas--they have quoted what has been written about them. 3 have mentioned that what they read was all true--2 thought it was funny and one doesn't want her name on the net period. others have made comments that suggest that they are aware, but really don't grasp the concept of the internet.
at some point my girlfriend here at home(latina), has become friends with many of the chicas in the bar(ab). some have expressed interest in their own web sites to enhance their business. however none of this has come to realization, and i don't think it will. seems the chicas that express interest--end up vacationing or just being non-commital when the time comes.
my question is--why would any chica use her real name in the bar? i know a few that do and i would guess that most do not.

By Boozer on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 09:26 pm:  Edit

Excuse me but why are we all using assumed names (nick names)? Who the hell cares what the girls think they are in TJ for money. Pussy whipped sounds more like what is going on. Im on Elf's side as from reading his posts he meant no harm and did no harm. As usual the people who live on this dam board treat others as if they should know better when in fact it's all too easy to make a mistake.

Is this not why now there are many boards instead of one. Why info is always losted when we have to move to a new board?

A board should be objective not run by the fear of a few wimps. If you so fucking worried change your screen name and keep to yourself.

By sampson on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 11:08 pm:  Edit

i would guess that most of us would be worried about people knowing our identities on the north side up the border.

By El Gato on Thursday, May 10, 2001 - 11:30 pm:  Edit

I post here because in general I "trust" that what I write will be kept confidential. I think TJOrphan used a good analogy in that our conversations here are like a secret meeting where we don't expect our experiences to be retold outside of our group, whether or not it can be traced back to us.

I've been to some of their houses, looked at their baby pictures, and talked to some about what it was like growing up. I care a lot about what some of them think and it's not because I'm pussywhipped. I simply see them as real people.

By Porker on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 12:58 am:  Edit

Hey Boozer... You make much sense and I don't disagree. How about the people that go to TJ every damned day shut the fuck up and let YOU fill this board with your witty banter and valuable TJ info. Answer all them newbie questions. Go ahead, man, spill it. We're all waiting for your pearls of wisdom. Don't hold back, dude. Don't be a PUSSY WHIPPED WIMP. Who's your favorita, and does she like it up the ass? Oh, and if I tell her you referred me, do i get the BOOZER discuenta???

By Eunuch on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 01:39 am:  Edit

Hey Porker, I know we don't know each other, but man you seem awfully fucked up lately. Exactly like one who is not getting down anywhere near "enough".

Kind of interesting how two different readers can look at the same post and interpret it completely differently.

Seriously, if I wasn't jobless at the moment, and dodging credit card companies, and pretending there was no IRS, I would buy you ANYONE you chose...

I don't think this board spell-check is working very well. I'm reaching for the yellow paged dictionary. How the heck do you spell "interperit" ???

Eunuch

By Contraband on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 08:03 am:  Edit

Eunuch, it's not that Porky has been in a bad mood lately, this is the way she always is. She and ........ blew apart Redsnake with this same kind of venomous attitude. I'm sure she'll piss and moan about my comments, but what does she expect with such constantly nasty comments. I just attribute it to short-girls complex, and it's something you'll have to live with if you dare post within pissing range of the little bitch.

By Porker on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 08:16 am:  Edit

Contraband, I always wanted a fan club!

By Porker on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 08:20 am:  Edit

Eunuch, anyone wishing to contribute to the 'get Porker laid fund' gets MUCH LOVE (sorry Ritmo) from ME. Maybe TJ Hombre can handle the logistics of the contributions for a small consignment fee?

Did I just miss the point again?

By Porker on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 08:45 am:  Edit

Man, Eunuch, you got me all fired up! Please don't let your current financial woes keep you from your noble mission. One trip to the blood bank may not net enuff to fund your offer, but 3-4 visits would put you in the ballpark!

Also, there are many actions you can take to help the cause beyond a mere contribution. How 'bout a little spam campaign via email to the rest of the board?

I can feel that groundswell of support building. VERY exciting!!!

By Eunuch on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 11:33 am:  Edit

I like the blood bank idea. I'll be switching to Guinness immediately.

By Boozer on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 05:52 pm:  Edit

Porker, you post your way and I shall post my way. I must agree that your attitude speaks for itself. I once defended you when it was said you were nothing more then a washed out drunk. I recall the Elfman not long ago feeling your tongue lashing. You know you can't judge anyone here by a screen name. I think the biggest problem is judging people the way you do. What the fuck does any of what you've said here have to do with TJ? Take it from the TJ gals themselves when a name gets too hot change it. You've never heard of a TJ gal changing names? I wonder why? This is all info, after a while it really doesn't matter what name is on it. Do we want credit for what's already been said a thousand times before?

If your so concerned about the girls then change your screen name, maybe it's the other guys that post that you need to be concerned about? In that case shoot yourself if your so depressed you need to lash anyone you don't feel posts what is right.

Everyone should go read half the Porker posts on this board, most of it is ranting, raving, cheap attacks and banter that sounds like you were drunk when you wrote it.

Life is very fair and we all get what we deserve..

By Ezgab on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 06:07 pm:  Edit

Could Boozer also be A.K.A. La....???

By Ritmo on Friday, May 11, 2001 - 10:39 pm:  Edit

"banter that sounds like you were drunk when you wrote it."

Hey, man, All TRUE wisdom comes under the influence of the mufuckin' GRAPE (or the HERB)! Hey, Pork, if you REALLY drunk when you post, then I gotcha back, dog!

By Chingow on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 11:15 am:  Edit

i sure miss that guy

By Ritmo on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 02:52 pm:  Edit

Well, mourn no more, dude. Go to his site and hang out with him ALL YA WANT. He'll be happy to have your $$$.

By Diabetic on Saturday, May 12, 2001 - 10:53 pm:  Edit

This isn't my fight, but I feel obliged to toss a few comments int he general direction of the ring.

As a Nogales monger, I will miss Elfman's contributions. Period!

Erip was completely correct when he said that mongering in Nogales is quite differnt from TJ. Not better, not worse, just different. When Redsnake was up and running, I knew of two different Nogales girls who routinely read the Nogales postings there, and would ask "who is so-and-so" or "have you met so-and-so"?

I've also had girls there ask why certain posters would say certain things about certain girls. for a long time last year, anything that got posted about Ferni's was pretty common knowledge throughout the club the next night.

Elfman, if by chance you are lurking, come on back to the Nogales section of the board, you are more than welcome there (at least by this poster).

By Westfargo on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 06:27 pm:  Edit

It's funny that most of you guys have one demential thinking. Did it ever occure to you that 90% of the gals out there may straightion up and fly right if they new they were being monitured? Through the years I've been to many of there houses and they surly don't have an internet connection. NONE! If they have anything they have a cell phone. And that usually is out of order. Also, 99% even if you shoed them this board wouldn't know what they're looking at. But if you spread the news that there actions good and bad are being monitured. They would, knowing their personalities and life styles problety give a little more. I myself have told a few, and they start to tremble, and ask, what does it say about me? I ask them, has business been good or bad? They usually say, slow. I say then your problebly on "probation" and we are waiting for you to get with the "program". You should see there eyes. They turn into the size of grapefruites. This is their lives, they don't have night jobs being Dr's, lawyers, politisions, executives. They're just poor farm girls that found a pot of gold. The Mexicans live by the "The lord givith, the lord taketh"
You guys obviously arn't salesmen, anything to close the deal! And I've gotten excellent deals because of this board. And I'll be damed if I'll stop talking about it!
TJHombre! If any gals post on here. Just erase their Userprofile. And if you can't do that, let me do it for you. It's rather simple!

It's amazing how you guys have a pot of gold sitting in front of you and you can't see it. If I would have known that you guys didn't use this sight to get you cheap pussy, I would have told you a long time ago.

I think you guys are right, I am way to hard on Mexicans. You guys make me want to start to bash the Americans too. But I live here, I may be disapointed with you guys. But it's still a better country to live. Just ask the 33 million pure blood and descents that live in the US right now.

Westfargo...

By Westfargo on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 06:38 pm:  Edit

AArdvark,
You won't get sensored. Porkers really cool, him and the other just don't have the facts. The facts are you can greatly reduce the cost and increase the preformance of the whores with this board. I use this board to find the good gals and stay away from the bad one's. If I were sensored, I would step up telling of this board in order to make up for the lose of not being able to find out who the good one's are and the bad one's. If you tell them they're on here they completely understand the power this board has. You too well fuck them for $20 or less for a long long time. WOW! You guys amaze me that you've never used that avenue. To me it's so obviouse. This board has got me so much free pussy, I don't have anymore room in my trunk for it. I can't wait to tell Roger that you guys don't say anything. He won't beleive it.

I thought I've heard everything!!!

Westfargo...

By Aardvark on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 08:17 pm:  Edit

Actually WF, $20 is high for me now...but you'll NEVER get the chicas I fuck for that...or by your "bargaining techniques".

My one question is when you do fail on your mission...who fucks who...you or Roger? But, I guess it doesn't matter if you're pitching or catching...you're still playing baseball!

By Westfargo on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 08:32 pm:  Edit

Everybody,
I just spoke to Roger. This is a quote! Since all the mongers are afraid of their own shadow, not to mention the 18 years old whores. Start a new sight. That is only dedicated to Gals and their preformance good one's and bad one's. If their on probation. etc.
However, Roger doesn't understand, the gals don't need to see the new sight, nore does the new sight have to exists. Why? Because 99.99% of the gals are NOT capable of remotely understanding how to use or read the new sight about them. Even my girlfriend Rosio who is Rich in compareson to other Mexicans, she has internet connection. You should see how elementry her letter are and how little she knows about anything. It would suprise you how little a real Mexican professional knows. We grow up with Minorities, space age stuff all over us. We are 200+ channels in our house. We read the news papers, news, current events. They DON'T, in Mexico there's 99.3% Mexicans and .06% Americans. When Rosio came to the US for the first time. She had never really looked at Black People, Chineese, etc. She thought they were so funny looking. Although she has 13 years of schooling in Mexico, in the US she was reduced to being a 5 year old little girl. But she is 20 years old. She's 5 times as smart as any gal in the AB and with my intamite knoldgeg of her. I'm certin she wouldn't be capable of responding or reading any of these messages. Period!
You guys realy over estimate these gals, TJhombre, I tried to get track one user profile for a friend. Because I KNOW that there's women posting on this board now. I've met about 100 of you guys. But she's really cool. Infact she's the coolest. But you can't find anything on any search engine. And I'm an expert at finding stuff on the internet. This sight is locked down TIGHT! Even if some said, Westfargo, here's a million dollars find out who is TJHombre. I couldn't do it. I would have to loose the money. The internet is much more secure then you think. Try to hack into any governemt agencies and less then 1% of the guys get caught. And those are the guys that have been doing it for years and years from their houses. There was a guy in Singapore that caused 5 billion dollars in dammage. It took 50 governemnt over 4 months to find him. And he didn't even try to hide it. He was just folling around. But now they have the super crawler. But it only monitures e-mail on Hotmail, Yahoo, the big boys and thats for terrorisum. You guys are paranoid over nothing!!!!

Like whineing little girls!

Westfargo...

By San_Puto on Sunday, May 13, 2001 - 11:59 pm:  Edit

I fore one feel very happy to no that I'm so much smarter then are frens to the south.
America rokks!

By Explorer8939 on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 09:24 am:  Edit

WestFargo:

There is no worry that any Mexican chica would understand any of your messages if she read them here on TJHombre. We don't understand them, either.

BTW, can you tell us how to avoid paying chicas $1 to dance?

By Porker on Monday, May 14, 2001 - 07:30 pm:  Edit

And I suppose you rat out your co-conspirators to the feds to save your narrow ass too, don't you? OMERTA!!!

By Westfargo on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 09:29 am:  Edit

Explorer8939,
Lakers got mad a me the other night for paying $1 to dance with a gal. I do it 50% of the time. However, it's easy to get 2 dances for $1. Just start dancing 1 minute after the first song starts and tell her your going to pay her $1 after the second song. I was in the Valintinos the other night and the gal I did that with didn't charge me the one dollar, because she said it was her birthday. I don't know what that's got to do with my dollar. I don't think she knows what it's got to do with my dollar too. But I did dance for free. The better you dance the more likely you'll get free dances. You make the gal look good and other guys will pay her and you help her make money.

Porker,
OMERTA? Co-Conspirators? Feds?
My ass isn't narrow! Rosio says it's sweet and fluffy as cotton candy at the fair.

By Diego on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 05:20 pm:  Edit

Diabetic;

It is interesting what you said about Nogales. But those clubs and chicks are a lot different. There are only a few high-volume, good-looking chicks, quickly servicing the patrons in booths at overly-inflated prices. I can see where they would want to use every avenue they could to market their wares, and insure that they were being marketed "properly".

Other than La Conga, TJ is very different. Come to think of it - there isn't even a place in TJ like La Conga(where you fuck the chick on the bed she sleeps in).

The one thing I will miss about Nogales is that Fiesta Palace burlesque joint. Who knows - I might get sent back to SE Arizona some day again. I hear that I might be getting sent to El Paso for awhile. When I lived down in SE New Mexico in the early 90's, I never fucked around(what a schmuck I was) - just hung out in "The Naked Harem" in El Paso, sticking my fingers in their pussy's, and drinking BYOB beer! I'll have to check out Juarez again - and THIS time I'll do it right.

I wonder if the Juarez chicks want us to talk about them on the Internet?!

By Dman on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 10:42 pm:  Edit

Thanks Westfargo! Where would we be without the "knoldgeg" you provide?

By San_Puto on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 11:44 pm:  Edit

Knoldware!!!


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