My friend and I drove down to San Ysidro, and parked the car on the US side. We crossed the border at 9PM, and walked across the bridge to ZN. The mission: For myself, to have as much fun as I could, while spending as little as possible. For my friend: To fulfill his 3-some fantasy!

Checking into hotel Eduardo

We stopped by the HSBC bank on Revolucion between 1st and 2nd streets, and then headed north to hotel Eduardo. Strategically located near the middle of Callejon Cahuila (the Alley), I thought it would be worth a try. We each got a room for N$120 (all prices are in pesos unless otherwise noted). The room consisted of a filthy bed with unwashed bedsheets, a bathroom with no lights, and a shower with no hot water. Although the bed was high (un4given likes it that way), one of the springs poked through the mattress and hurt like hell whenever I was below a chica... but that's later! One great thing about the hotel is THE VIEW. Outside the little balcony, you can spot all the chicas on the Cascadas side of the street... yummy. I didn't take pictures because I kept leaving my camera in my friends room... and I always wanted to get it while he was nailing chicas...

Dream come true!

After checking in, we got downstairs and started planning how I could help my friend get his 3-some fantasy. His spanish is close to zero, so i would have to negotiate for him. I asked the hotel clerk for a recommendation, and told him that we aren't willing to pay for one girl to watch my friend bang the other, that this has to be a TRUE 3-some experience. The clerk disappears, and 5 minutes later comes back with Gricel and Carolina. One cute, one so-so, but my friend gave it a go. After 5 minutes of INTENSE negotiation on my part, I got him the following deal: $400 each for 30 mins, plus a generous tip for great service. All nude, bjs and kissing all over but the lips were explicitely agreed upon (my friend remains ignorant as to the level of detail that the negotiations entailed!). [DubMeElCodo tip #1: I always remember that chicas negotiate to win, not to profit. In other words, if you make them feel like they won, they settle for less. For example, if I ask for multiple positions, and she says 30, and I say 20, and she won't budge, I can simply say, "ok only 3 positions." Maybe 3 is all I wanted initially, but she will feel like she got something for a concession.]

So my friend procedes upstairs with his 2 love bunnies, and now I'm outside looking to score. Find myself Maribel from Veracruz on the Cascadas side of the alley. Negotiate N$250 for everything for 15 mins, and I bring her back to my room. What follows is a reluctant CBJ, followed by decent cowgirl. Nothing spectacular, but definitely not bad. Her pussy was trimmed just perfect, and her nipples were nice and hard. Sent her off with a N$50 tip. [DubMeElCodo tip #2: I never pay upfront. They can pressure pretty hard, but I'm firm on this. Eventually they relent. One was creative, and said she wants it on the nightstand. I liked her comprimising approach and humored her.]

So i am downstairs waiting for my friend, and here he comes all smiling, sweating, and red like a pumpkin. WELL worth it he says. I give the girls N$200 each for the effort. They obviously went beyond the call of duty to please him. Yes the tip was excessive, but the request was unusual. I felt they deserved it!

Rio Rosas, Hong Kong club, and more street girls

Happily unloaded, we go off to the HK bar to relax over a beer and discuss our initial impressions. Hong Kong bar struck me as a rip-off-da-gringo type joint. Entry was N$35 each, and included a Sol beer. Inside, a chubby mexicana was dancing on a pole. She actually looked cute in spite of her beer gut. The waiter attempted to pimp a girl to me, but I shot him down cold, and he left us alone for the rest of our stay. In the corner, an asian kid wasn't so lucky, and I saw the girl and the waiter skillfully emptying his wallet by coercion and request. But hey, she did rub his nipples lol.

I told my friend that I wanted to check out Rio Rosas, and off we go. RR was dark as an unshaved vagina, and immediately, an ugly light skin fatty threw herself upon me. She wouldn't leave me although I ignored her. Finally she sat on my lap and I told her to get off. She motioned for a tip. I refused to pay her off. She wouldnt leave, so I told her in spanish that I dont know what she is doing at my table because I have absolutely no desire to talk to her. Cold, yes. But effective. Started talking with a skinny chica, bought her an N$80 drink, but it went nowhere. I got a normal dance to a song out of her, and left. Later in the night, I went back to RR and bought a cute fatty an N$80 beer, and she proceded to give me a HJTC right there in everyones view. I tipped her N$50 for her efforts.

After my friend and I left RR we went back to Eduardo, where I picked up Rubi - a cute, babyfaced young mexicana that stands right in front of eduardo. She was so cute I even bought her a rose for N$7. We went upstairs and she gave me a jolly and sweet session. N$300 including tip, and i was quite satisfied.

Picking up normal girls in TJ

After all of this, my friend and I needed to give our pricks a rest, so we walked south.
However, on Avenida 1 near Constitucion (or Ninos Heroes?) we saw some girls we liked. My friend immediately went with one, and I got the beautiful Citleli. From Puebla, she had the indigenous beauty some mongers dislike, but I go nuts for. Like all indias, she was very ashamed to give me a BJ (just 2 minutes she says, and I say OK), but then she procedes to give me a nice 4-minute BBBJ!! I touch her pussy and its totally wet, so i push her down on the bed, get in front of it, and with her legs on my shoulders fuck her hard. Then make her get on top of me, and she was definitely into it sweating, with pupils dialated with pleasure, when i finally came into her tight pussy. She didn't come, put she was obviously in it for more than money. And for N$200 plus N$20 tip (i was cheap!), she was a bargain too. [DubMeElCodo tip #3: I always ask the price in DOLLARS but pay in PESOS. The reason is that Pesos = dollars * 11, but the chicas can only multiply by 10. If you ask them in pesos, they always quote a little more, but when they quote in dollars and I ask for the same in dollars*10 pesos, they usually don't bother to argue.)

So with our nutsacks truly empty now, we went down Revolucion [DubMeElCodo tip #4: Always pay your respects to the God of Pussy located on Revolucion between 3d and 4th avenidas. His enormous head brings much luck to those with heavy testicles and respect for his pussylaneous ways], until we reached Las Pulgas club. I had been there many years ago, with no knowledge of spanish or Mexico, and found the place intimidating. Now, I found it a perfect pickup spot. We pushed our way past the hip-hop room, through the nortena room, to the back room where a Sinaloa band was singing songs that in one indirect way or another referred to drug trafficking. I loved it.

We grabbed a couple of primas, I got the older, skinny, short one who i thought was quite cute. My friend got her younger, slightly fuller, but bitchier one. He went nowhere with his partner, I spent an hour dancing with my cutie rubbing her clit against my leg. We ordered a cubeta of beer for N$60, which I was a great deal. The shock came later, when we realized that these chicas were American. I guess American girls go down to TJ for the same reason that we do. Unfortunately my friend decided to cockblock me (because my girl's friend was a bitch), and made me leave the club with him. But not before i got her number!

On the way from the club, I saw a REALLY hot american black girl trying to get into a club without ID. I couldnt resist, and approached the bouncer, and smooth-talked her way into the club with my spanish. She was so impressed, she grabbed the phone out of my hand and gave me her digits. She was the finest looking girl I've seen the entire night. Too bad my cockblocking friend was dragging me away. And too bad she lives in Cali, so far away from where I reside....

Drunken night-caps

We got back to Eduardo, and my friend wanted another spin. So he picks some young looking girl (I am 2 cautious to pick those that look like they MIGHT be 17), and I went for the very dark skinned (almost Pakistani looking) Mayte that stands on the Cascadas side of the alley, near Rio Rosas. She was very friendly and accommodating in spite of her average looks, fully nude, with bj. As we fucked she made me teach her english. So now she knows how to say "come to the room." N$200 plus N$50 tip plus N$30 hotel charge (she wouldn't come to Eduardo) and I was happily on my way.

Insomnia, TJ underground, and the Tijuana GFE

My friend passes out in his room, but I can't sleep with all that pussy outside my window. So I went outside, and asked one of the girls my friend fucked, where are the bars where gringos dare not go. She says that I can try Valentinas, but that "hay muchos padrotes alla, siempre peleando." I said ok, and proceded there. Valentinos had a dance floor with some not-so-hot looking chicas dancing with guys. One chick was really hot tho, and she was all over her man. In the chairs, the "pimps" were talking to their girls, and a couple of drunks were standing up and arguing. This place is a monger's waste of time, but a sociologist's Rosetta Stone. I stayed around, observing. But eventually I felt that there was more to see.

3:30AM, I walked into the Rio Verde on 1st Ave near Constitucion. I liked it immediately, as I saw some attractive girls. I was the only gringo there, and I liked that too. I almost got a hottie, but a mexican got her right before I approached her. I stood there sipping my beer, realizing that if I drink any more, I'll barf all over the floor. Suddenly, 2 girls walk in from the outside. What struck me right away is that they were dressed normally. The one that was leading had the face of an experienced whore, or at least a woman on a mission. The second one looked somewhat buzzed, and not very willing to walk forward. I asked the second one to dance, and she said OK. We slow danced for a while, and she asked me to buy her a ficha. We sat there drinking in the corner, and actually had a great, normal conversation. Life, goals, family, dreams... I lied a lot, she lied more, but it felt like friendship. We danced more, I got her another drink, we talked more, and danced again. I asked her if she works here, she says she only comes in sometimes, because she lives with her family, and they think she is just going out. Her full time job is at the parks, cleaning the grounds and trimming the bushes. She told me she looks like a butch in her work overalls lol... At this point, when she asked me for a third drink, I let her know that it would be her last. I wanted to see if she was milking the gringo for fichas, and would now move onto the next sucker. But she didn't! She nursed her beer for the longest, and danced more with me - proving my assumption wrong. Suddenly, they start playing my song (un4given by Metallica), so I asked her to take me to her place. She said she would come to my hotel. I said lets go. She said how long do I want her to visit, I said 30 minutes. She says N$400, and I said OK (visibly reluctant, internally rejoicing).

To avoid the barfine of N$200, I left first, and waited for her on the corner. 5 minutes later she comes out, and as she walks toward me, I notice that underneath that jean jacket, Sofia has a nice D size rack! WHOOPEE!!

Guys, I never thought I could get GFE in TJ, but I did. She was SO nonpro. We kissed and cuddled, and touched each other before she fucked me senseless. We collapsed in each others arms, and talked quietly about life, with my finger tracing her beatiful nipples. After a while, I began pleasing her, and she responded quite enthusiastically. Her pussy was dripping when I fingered her, and then she grabs a condom and puts it on my cock, and shoves it in her pussy. She was aggressive, and had a beautiful orgasm in the end. As multiple cups were never negotiated for, and I was only trying to finger her, I take the whole thing to be genuine. The sex was totally her initiation, for her personal pleasure. We collapsed together as I came shortly afterward, and we fell asleep. She woke up some time later, and got dressed, and left. Didn't try to rob me, but I wouldn't advise being half-asleep whenever a chica leaves your place. I passed out.

Goodbye TJ

My friend woke me up at 8:45AM, because he was hungry. We went to eat down at El Progresso on Calle Cahuila between Constitucion and Revolucion. This little family owned spot has served me good food both times I was in TJ previously and this time was no exception. Their fresh-squeezed OJ and "leche con cafe" - warm milk with coffee in it (no water), are a nice addition to the usual breakfast of eggs, beans, and rice.

Afterwards, we decided to hit the callejon one more time before departing. My friend disappeared with some girl on Constitucion, and I went back to the Eduardo. In front of it was a slim, cute girl named Andrea from D.F., and it was her 3d day working as a puta. She was very friendly, and tight, but still had that aloofness and fear about her that's quite common in new girls. She was trying hard not to enjoy the sex, for example, my foreplay got her really wet, but when I wanted to stimulate her clit, she pushed my hand away. I asked her if she was trying not to enjoy it too much, she told me it's her job not to. Fair enough she still got into it while riding me, and made me come quite quickly. I liked her too much to let her go, so i payed for another session. And we went again, and she took her time to make me cum a second time. Sweet girl, respectful, without much acting. Just how I like em. In total, N$400 for 30 mins/2cups/everything included, plus an N$80 tip. I WAS EXHAUSTED!

Conclusion

The total spent by me on the trip was $350 US dollars. It included all of my chicas, the hotel, the food and drinks, the tips, the occasional splurge on my friend (like when I tipped his 3-some girls), and even my share of gas and tolls. Accomplishments included:
1) Negotiating my friend a 3-some
2) Getting GFE in TJ
3) Getting a couple of FOB chicas, including one that gave me a BBBJ.
4) Visiting a padrote bar, and a bar where only mexicans hang out.

Things I looked for but missed out on included:
1) Sandy from Cascadas, I wanted to find her because I, too, would do a 3-some if it included a true bisexual girl. I didn't spot her.
2) Ariceli, because I would love a BBBJTC from a pro.
3) FOB's at Bar Tropical, we never even had time to go there.
4) Screwing those gorgeous American girls because of my cockblocking friend
5) Eating at the Birrieria on Constitucion between Callejon Cahuila and 1st Avenida. I haven't had Tapatio food in quite a long time. I know they have Birria there (spicy goat soup, YUMMY!), and I would love a taste. And if they also have tortas ahogadas (a pork sandwich drowned in spicy sauce), my life would have been complete. However, we had no time to go there. Next time, maybe.

Since I don't go to TJ more than once every few years (this is my third time there, my first time was about 7 or 8 years ago), I doubt I'll fulfill these things I missed on very soon. Hope you guys do them for me!