Know Thy self.

I think The Zona is the best place to really get to know yourself. Here's what I mean. We're all fed visions of beauty and sexiness from the time we can focus our eyes. Our first image is looking up at an adoring woman while we suck on her tit. It's all down hill from there. First we get the Cinderella story, then Barbie, then Baywatch then some Porno bullshit.

College is great! But the chicks in college are just as fucked up in the head as the guys. I was lucky enough to get used, abused and refused by a thirty-year-old Braziliera when I was in college. Otherwise, I wouldn't know great nookie if it hit me over the head.

And then there's The Zona. A guy can cut through all the bullshit cluttering his brain and really get down the business of great nookie! A few months back, I met up with a friend of mine who brought a newbie down to the zona. This guy thought he wanted a Pam Anderson type (pre-programmed bullshit). He looked really bummed out at lunch. As it turns out, he had been in town for a day and a half and hadn't even gotten a nut. We hooked him up with and All Pro who was about as far from Pam Anderson as you could imagine. We bumped into him in the airport about five hours later; he would have needed a surgeon to get the smile off of his face!

I while back, I was with the SO in a restaurant bar in San Jose. I about snapped my neck when this vision caught the corner of my eye. There was a tall, lanky lady with stringy, shoulder length, jet-black hair kind of pulled to one side. She was wearing jeans and a tank top and had a small fanny pack on. She had this casual slouch to her shoulders and walked really sensually, but deliberately. My heart jumped and Mr Johnson immediately started waking up! Then she stepped up to a table full of an extended Arab family. She turned to face me and I realized that not only was she not Tanya, but she wasn't even Latina. But, here's the funny thing! Evidently, I was strong with the Dark Side of The Force! When our eyes met, she figured I was all caught up with her beauty (which was mediocre at best). She was digging it and I probably could have nailed it right then and there. But like I said, I was supervised.

Where was I???? oh yeah

The point being that when you have $n0.00 in your pocket, you know that you can do any one of n00 girls! You may think "I'm a tit man" or "I like the MTV hotties". But, when actually given the CHOICE, you may surprise yourself. The two most beautiful Chicas (and they are both beautiful) I've done in the past year have both fallen off of my repeat list. Now, I find myself unimpressed with all but the very best performers.

But, that's just me.

I know several guys who truly love conversation. They spend hours talking with the Chicas. Swapping stories, shooting the breeze and ending up really happy after the nookie. Not coincidentally, they all speak fluent Spanish.

I have one friend who likes them "right off the bus". I've had nothing but disappointment with that type, but that's my problem!

I have another friend that keeps a visual image in his head of what he wants to do. Then he does just the opposite. We were hanging out at AB one day and he told me he wanted a tiny chica that was "two dinner plates from death". I pointed out a potential playmate, but he didn't want to do her because she was smoking. Then, this tough, tattooed, healthy looking broad comes up tugging on a cigarette comes up. She puts a deal together with him and this other "Farmer's Daughter" type and ALL THREE go up for a romp! He raves about it to this DAY!

Know thine enemy, know thy self!

"Know thine enemy, know thy self"... that sure is a strange name for a bar in Zona Norte... do they serve Pacifico?

I guess I am my own worst enemy as well. My favorita just called me and asked if I was coming to see her tonight. What else could I say, but yes? Last week I came up with the bright idea that I wanted to look at houses along the beach between TJ and Rosarito and she said she'd love to. I gotta start working on excuses as to where I will be until tomorrow afternoon. I mentioned to my boss last week that I may need tomorrow off, so that shouldn't be a problem. This is gonna be expensive. Luckily I sold some stocks this morning when the NASDAQ jumped.

Pinche Shadow, you always come up with some good shit. Fuck Dr. Giggles you are the official Zona Psych! I made a promise to myself not to go to the zona for another 3 to 4 months due to a possible job transfer, but peer pressure is just too much. Good thing I don't do drugs or I would be all strung out. You should see the condom tracks on my penis.

I hope you have fun on this coming trip!!!!!!!

Shadow,

You wrote," When our eyes met, she figured I was all caught up in her beauty."

In reality she knew you would be the one rocking her world. As me and Cityog puts it, you now have that Monger look and girls know it.

"I have a friend who likes them right off the bus."
Sounds like a friend I have.LOL.

Have fun guys..

Valentino

Shadow,
You right about what you wrote but let me add one more thing to it.
Guys in discussion usually talk so much Bullshit that it comes out oozing and when it comes down to actually proving what they say, most if not all shit on themselves.
Let me go more into details,
Before an upcoming trip to the zona, we usually invite a few potential guys who might benefit from the zona. These potentials have what it takes to go mongering. They of course talk and talk and talk about the past and what they are capable of. Well as Cityog and myself have seen, most off them back off before the trip and make a buch of excuses and most of them are overwhelmed when they open up the pearly gates to heaven. Thats right boys the Red curtains from A.B.
What happens you ask? Ill tell you, they freeze up. Just like that they freeze. I dont know what happens but in an instant this hot blooded animal becomes....I dont know.... a puss. I guess most of them get shocked when they trully see it. As you put it Shadow, "Know thine enemy, know thyself."
Has anybody else seen this happen?

Valentino