Adelitas and Chicago Club:
Many hotties but too crowded & hot on Fri & Sat nights! I actually prefer slower nights now. Walked outside of bathroom after sitting for an hour and drinking many beers, was about to pick a girl when a waiter asked me if I wanted something to drink, I said "no." He said, "then you have to leave." I was really pissed as I had already bought plenty of drinks at Chicago Club but decided not to make a scene. I just left and picked a girl at Adelitas instead. Some hotties at Chicago Club though. During the day, its totally dead--need to go to Adelitas during day.

Girls at Adelitas:
Lorena $60 = has braces and shoulder length brown hair and fake tattoo on back, an awesome body, nice round ass and wears revealing one piece, see through outfits in various colors with a g-string. Awesome service and attitude--its a routine, you can tell, but its a dam good one! Blows you with your pants on and then undresses you with her hands and tongue. Speaks good English.

Monica $60 = only works during the day (long black hair, bra and black pants), great attitude & service. Very sensual.

Name? $60 +$10 tip = hot blond with short hair, really cute with nice young thin body (she's 19 and from Mazatlan) and is about 5'3". You cant miss her while she is there, (she stands out from the rest) and hangs out in the back stage area to the right--really cute looking with lowcut jeans and nice little ass. However, when she sits down, she immediatley and orders a $7 beer--practically screams at the waiter. You can tell that she is not particularly well liked by the other girls or waiters there. Up in the room, she wants a tip in advance even after I gave her top price of $60! Mechanical and tries to get you off right away. I took the entire 1/2 hr and she seemed pissed--almost slammed the door on me when leaving (and I was polite and tipped her well)--worst attitude I have encountered from any girl in TJ.

Kathy $61 + $10 tip = long brown hair to ass. Wears pink pants and white t-shirt top. She has a great body and is about 5'7" in heals. Good attitude and extremely clean--makes you wash your hands and pay $1 for a better condom. About 29 and has a high cheek bones--she stands out like the girl listed about but is much nicer and mature. Although a bit of a routine, she tries to show you a good time.

Massage parlors:
Same prices as Bay Area but you get a line-up.

Deja Vu = poor talent (mostly 4-6's). Girls at Adelitas are much better looking at 1/2 price. Rip off, dingy place but walking distance from Revolucion on 6th.

Monte Carlo = A few cute girls, but overall 5-8's. Pay for 1 hr massage but get only 5 minutes of lame massage. Clean facilities.

Luxor (in Amigo Plaza) = has best looking women & facilities. $40 1 hr massage, $120 FS - tell them Gabriel (waiter at Senior Frogs) sent you and you get premium service.

Strip Clubs:
Madonna's = best overall strip club but no touching the girls. Clean and good service by waiters and relatively inexpensive compared to US - $5 lap dances and $2 beers. Purified water for ice cubes in well drinks.

Penthouse = best overall strip club that allows extras. Hot woman but expensive -- $30 "hands on" lap dances, $60 HJ, $160 FS - bring your own condom. Buddy got a hand job from a really hot chick who let him finger her and he blew in her hand -- she wiped her hand off on the wall! Didnt clean up afterwards--yuk.

Divas = too few dancers, girls are busy in back room giving extras (not sure about price). Only 2 hot woman, rest are fat and large. Cant recommend this place.

Getting around:
All cabs were $6 or $7 no matter how far you go! Safe & fun to walk on Revolution during day & evening before 1am (lots of people out on weekend).

Returning home:
Boarder crossing = 2hr 1/2 hrs during day on Sunday, 1hr 15 min if you rent a bike, 1/2 hr if you pay to hop onto a bus that's in line for crossing ($10 pp) - a guy will offer this to you in line.

Cab to/from airport to boarder = $40. Trolley = $5. Bus =$8.

Allow at least 45 minutes before your flight to get through airport security.