Norma or can you spell one of the ugliest chicas in ZN, day time, huge fake tits, in her 40's. Likes to wear her typical vampire black dress.
Her English lexicon consists of:
"How are you today?"
"Would you like some company?"
"Would you like to go to the room?"
"Would you like to buy me a drink?"
Any sire monger enough to supply a review???

You pay and I will check her out. Since I am deaf, half blind and am missing both hands I dont care what they look, sound or feel like.

Here's the story you've been waiting for! You have to understand that this information is second hand because, to be kind...she's not my type.

According to my friend who will remain nameless her name is Victoria, not Norma. She claims to be in her mid 30's. And you're not going to believe this one...he said she was GREAT upstairs. He came back with a BIG smile on his face and said he'd probably go with her again. Now this guy is no newbie, he's been going there alot longer than I have. I have only been to the zona with him once so I'm not sure what his taste in women is....but DAMN. There were 4 of us along for the trip, and when the rest of us saw him go with her we could barely control our glee...finally somebody that could explain the Mystery Of Titzilla. This guy doesn't speak any spanish, but he said she speaks good english. Good enough to offer to "massage his prostate"(I shit you not) I wouldn't know myself because I never let her get past "Joo loooking for cooompany baby?" He also said they had discussed a possible future all-nighter for $200.

So based on his recommendations, it sounds like everybody here(except me) needs to give her a try. So cmon guys...be brave, suck it up, and get down with Titzilla. Are you men or are you mice?(personally, I like cheese).

Adelito
I liked your story until I reached the $200 part.

Adelito, Come on man! Tell us who this adventurous soul was. I gotta buy him a beer... (prog)

Victoria's a different chick than Norma. Victoria has even bigger tits and speaks fluent English, and works hard to please for prices more in the 200 PESO range, though she'll grumble about it a little. Norma, the chica Athos is describing, is simply loco. Rumor has it she'll actually freak out if you actually try and take her upstairs and won't even make it to the room. I guess she hangs out for the simple thrill of bugging the shit out of people.

Porker
I have seen Norma go upstairs with older gentlemen but not too often. She gets more drinks here and there.
I think I know who the Victoria you are referring to, Titzilla II with fake long curly hair, red top, black pants, one cigarette in hand with half Norma's lexicon ("Would you like my company?" and "Do you want to go to the room?"). But at least she has some brain as she has stopped pestering me after a few negative responses.

Norma has become a serious annoyance. She is really testing my ability to remain polite. She must have approached me 20 times in a three day span at AB a couple of weeks back...literally hundreds of approaches overall. I'ven never given her the slightest encouragement...always a semi-polite "no thank you" - never any excuses...just plain NO! 15 minutes later I change seats and she's back. She's probably 50 and half blind (glasses in the purse no doubt)...I think she approaches "spots" rather than people. And despite having witnessed her approach basically every dude in the bar, I personally have never seen anyone give her the time of day. Only other explanation is Porker's...she's loco! It is time for her to find her rightful place in the lineup at El Zoro. She'd be the hottest thing in that place and might score a couple of suckers a week.

Victoria who is far more appealing (but still not a chica I'd ever consider as a prospect), has never approached me. I had no idea she was aggressive at all.

V is actually very nice, but admits to not being the greatest salesperson. She'll come up and give a lame come on if she catches a guy staring at her monumental chest, but pretty much expects him to say no. She needs a coach and a pep talk!

As far as N goes... the story I got from the only guy I know that has ever tried to take her up is that she started crying and supposedly complained of being sick to avoid having to carry through with the session. Maybe she really was sick that day, who knows, but I got the impression that it was all part of her act. Her being blind would explain some things. I'll stick with loca!

I'll bet I turned Victoria down at least 10 or 12 times over a four-day period last month. My mistake was using the "maybe later" excuse, which most chicas I encountered were able to understand as a polite "no." Not Victoria. After spurning the usual "Would you like some company?" or "Let's go up and make love!" I would hear something like, "But you said later!" That would usually be followed with "Pleeeeeease?", delivered with puppy-dog eyes.

Porker is right though, she is very nice. She's not unattractive facially, but I was turned off by those huge, fake, way-out-of-proportion chichis. I actually started to feel bad about constantly turning her down, so I went out of my way to avoid her.

I never encountered that Norma "individual". Maybe I should consider myself blessed!

Farsider
Don't push your luck, I have been approached by N. over 200 times but have learnt to accept it. I give her a nice smile for "how are you" and even asks her how she is, then give her a brutal no for any other question. She is not blind as she sees me from the other side of the bar.
V. is great as she has totally stopped bothering after maybe 30 attempts.

Damn, guess I fall below Victoria's standards...but you're right Porker, looks like she could use a self-esteem boost. It's a brutal gig being several degrees short of a hottie on the AB floor.

Farsider, that "maybe later" line isn't the best way to handle it unless you're serious. The chicas really hate that since some guys do mean it. So they don't really know where they stand with you and may hit on you again. They certainly do understand and appreciate a polite, "no thank you". Then they can close the file on you.

Guys,

I know Norma, and no have never gone up with her nor do I think I ever will, however I think you're all being a little harsh. I personally think she's one of the "nice" or "good" people in AB...a good heart. I talk to her and she gives me the scoop on what's happening, will let me know if someone I'm specifically looking for is around, and always has a big smile. I'll buy her a drink every now and again and have no problem with her asking me to go upstairs, she is working after all. I find she's very non-pushy and takes a "no gracias" very well.

I'm not sure who you're referring to as Victoria, is she that big girl with the inch thick makeup and weird reddish/wavy/curly hair? That one is a lot more loca and El Zorro like to me.

It's a test of wills with me. If she can be polite and gracious and pretend she hasn't asked me to the room five times already in the last hour, I can sure as hell be gracious and smile and say "no" in a polite way like she's never asked me before. By damn, I'm not gonna let that chica get the best of me...

Athos... she asked you 30 times? I guess I have a few more to go then...

Erip... point taken. Next time I'll use the direct, honest, "no thanks" approach. I had read somewhere that someone advocated the "maybe later" line as a way to save face for both parties, and that stuck in my mind for some reason. Doesn't seem logical though, and my experience bears that out.

Redongdo... yeah, that's probably Victoria. Athos' description above is pretty much dead-on. I never ran into N., but I thought V. was pretty cool, personality-wise.

I've got to give some credit where credit is due. Titzilla is a name coined by my good friend, Feedbag.
A couple of years ago, The Senator took us down to AB for the very first time. Norma came up and asked my friend if he wanted company. He jumped back in fear! "Ahhh!?!?"

She walked off and he looked at The Senator for an explanation. "What the FUCK was that?!?!
TITZILLA?!?!

"Doin' Titzilla" has been a running joke in our pack ever since.

Redongdo, I don't think she's a bad person or unpleasant in any way, but she is a PEST! If a guy turns you down literally hundreds of times over time holding out no promise whatsoever, and if several of those rejections came in the last couple of hours and a dozen in the last 2-3 days, the chica just has to move on to greener pastures. She's working, but I'm there spending money to relax and enjoy myself. I don't relish having to reject her advances repeatedly. Hey, I'm a sensitive guy!

In2Deep,

We decided to take you up in your offer. During last night's special session of congress, Mr. Shadow, Dr. Planet, and I all agreed to pony up $20/each for you to take Titzilla up and report back us.

The Senator

Senator: Who keeps the change?

694me

$20 for Norma
$22 for AB hotel (694me as performer, one sire from this board as witness)
$5 tip for extras (french kissing, dining at the Y, bbbj)
$1 cleaning boy
$12 694me you keep.

Members of congress... if such a resolution does get passed the deed could be done in June.
Possibe dates 6/2-6/4, 6/20-6/22, or 6/26-6/29

I would really like it to be 6/20-6/22 with Cityog
as witness.

Senator,

Uh, that would be $20 (my $$ part) for 10 Pacificos to get me blitzed, $40 for Titzilla, and a $20 propina for me.

Conditions: she meets me in my room so that none of my regular chicas see the lowering of standards and rejects me forever!

In2deep

You want company baby?!?!

Don't forget you've got to drink those ten Pacificos with her!

See you on the 20th.

I have been waiting for a Victoria report. On my 1st TJ trip last Jan. she was my 1st. Please let me explain...na I just made nube mistakes. But I am a tit man and she is all tit, well there is her large ass.
She approched me with very good english which was a plus since my Spanish is nil. I bought her a drink, we set the price (high but my 1st) & vamos!
When we got to the room she was very aggressive. As soon as we had our clothes off she grabs my head and pulls me to her pussy. After about 5 min. of DATY she gave me a 5 min. CBJ. I then moved to Russian, man those tits are huge. I pumped them for another 5 min. & moved on to doggie. Due to my Pacifico intake I was having trouble finishing. She put me on my back & proceded with a combo of bbbj/hj & then stuck a finger up my ass! She did this for 10 min. until I shot my load on her tits. Wow I was exausted. My calves/legs were so strained I could hardly walk! Oh, BTW she even brought our drinks to the room.
All in all I think it was a good experience & I got my huge titty fix. I made 3 more trips down that weekend, but my calf/leg sorness just got worse. To make it even worse Torry Pines was cart
path only.
I don't know when I will get back, but if this board stays here it may be sooner than I think.

Weevil

In2Deep,
Way to go dude, can't wait for report.

Cityog,
Looks likes we have a mandatory meeting with the rest of the members in June. We shall offer In2Deep and the rest of the congress members to a toast. What do you say? I got my ticket.

Valentino

Shadow
You going the 20th?

Athos
It won't be easy, but with support...

In2Deep,

Use the change to buy yourself a very large bottle of taquila to wash away the taste!

The Senator

Weevil,

You are one brave sole! Bravo to you... (prog)

You can say one thing for Norma and that is she always greats you with a warm smile and an offer for a good time upstairs. Even when you have turned her down repeatedly in the past.

Since some mongers are willing to go up with this horror it gives hope to other chicas who are way past their prime.

I know norma and victoria well as I know them through am mutual friend. Never had sex with them but I can tell you they are both sweetharts.Norma has been working for over 40 years so she is going nuts, she thinks the Mexican version of the FBI is watching her 24 hours a day. It's very sad as she once was a very beautiful young girl and saved no money for her future. Give her a couple dollars just to stay away or to get advice.
I had a couple of drinks with Victoria this past Sunday at TJ airport and she is really cool and can give you girlfriend sex if you are into her looks and are nice to her. She will open up to you, if you are honest with your wishes or intent and give her the same without a bunch of bullshit.
By the way those 44ddds are real!

Randall,
Pretty amazing, I'd never thought a hooker could work in four decades. I have accepted Norma for what she is and just get amused by her. I just don't understand why she is picking on me even in front of my friends.
Maybe In2Deep can quote her 1960's price then, $2.75 session and he can keep the rest?

HAH!

Yeah, if she's in her 60's I'd say she's hanging in there pretty well!

hah, she is 50 four and started working at fifteen,sorry I find no humor in you web comedians.

That's ok, we don't like you either.

Well I don't know about you guys, but after reading every single posting and after being continuously confronted by "titzilla" for months every time I go in there, all I can say is, I'm going to make this one hell of a Thanksgiving dinner by engaging in wild passionate sex with her when I go down there this evening. I will smother my face is those huge sagging breasts and stuff her with my hardened rod better than I stuffed my own face with Thanksgiving dinner! I'll let you know how she was.

Right.

So, Don Giovanni

How was it?

I think this guy is pulling a SV-like tactic on us. He'll not be heard from for a few weeks then a "friend" of his will say that he's become trapped under one of her pendulous udders. He's safe, but will need 400 Pacificos to float himself out from underneath the porcine pile. I wish him the best on his "extraction"...

E

Okay... I may as well own up to something. Last time I was in TJ, I was approached by Titzilla, and in the mood for something a little different, I said, "what the hell." So upstairs we went. First we started making out like a couple of teenagers in a parked car. Then I mounted her, Russian style, and found ecstasy within the folds of those ghastly orbs. Then I went down on her. Yes, indeedy... I chowed Titzy and she climaxed in bucketfuls...

Oh, while I'm at it... my name is Bill Clinton, I know of some great deals on swamp land in Yuma, hell just froze over, and if my tongue was planted any farther into my cheek it would be sticking out the side of my face.

But seriously... I'm sure someone out there has taken the plunge with Norma, so to speak, and lived to tell the tale. Anyone have the guts to share the details?

Come on... 'fess up.

Has anyone seen "Titzilla" lately? I've been looking all over for her because I want to fuck her and be able to live to post the details.

Master Bates.

As far as I know, no one has ever posted a single message after announcing that they plan to do Titzilla. Therefore, I have to assume that she is a killer.

There was a contest and reward for the first but it has gone unclaimed. I offered her $20 to go up once but she said no.

She once offered *me* $20 to go up, and I said no.

Explorer, you are SO OBVIOUSLY a $40 lay....

Mr. Shadow and I offered to pay In2Deep to go up with Titzilla. I don't remember if he did, but when was the last time you heard from him?!?!!!

The Senator

you see this is exactly why i respect these chicas. maybe respect is to strong--this is why i treat them with respect....can you imagine working in a bar full of titzillas and it was your job to take her upstairs and pleasure her if she agreed to your price. sure not all mongers are as undesirable to chicas as titzilla is to us, but all the same--i don't think i could last 15 minutes in their profession. although let me just say that in conversation with several chicas, they have mostly sad that they see many men they find attractive in the bar(i'm just not one of them).

Where is this woman? I've been looking for her every week and would like to take her upstairs just to see if all these postings about her are true. She can't be that bad, after all, I know she does have repeat business, and will get it from me if she performs well!

Master Bates.

Titzilla must be the TJ version of the Bermuda Triangle. Many express an interest in paying her a visit, but none are ever heard from again.

MB... first you give us a firsthand account of the Kinkle Bar, now you want to report on a Titzilla encounter? If you actually venture into that territory, I propose that you be awarded the Purple Heart of Tijuana. A new site award.

Not a knock by any means... I admire your sense of adventure!

MasterBates, it was nice knowing you.

Still looking...haven't seen her at the AB yet.

Master Bates

Still NOT looking... and haven't seen her...LOL.

I still want to see a pix of Titzilla! I'm offering a $20 reward to the first Hombre to submit a pix of Titzilla to HOMBRE!!

Any takers...sounds like easy money to me

Wolfman, haven't you seen her yet? those udders are fuckin' huge! She's the older chica who always comes up and bugs you when you're least expecting it and says, "Hola, djew wunt to go to dee rrooomm?"

Based on what the other mongers have said on this thread, an considering whether it's true or not, I wouldn't mind banging her myself. Those tits may be saggy, but I'd get her up in the room, fluff those tits up like a couple of pillows and lay down and go to sleep on them! Just a fantasy.

Master Bates.

I don't know if I have seen her or not. I don't know what she looks like!

When I'm in AB I'm usually approached by all sorts of women, young, old, tall,short,flat chested, large chested.

I just don't know if I have seen her for sure, but I'm willing to pay $20 to solve that situation.

Any takers ?

BBW, you'll know when you see her!!!

You will actully stop what you're doing and say outloud "That's Titzilla!!!".


-snapper-

i haven't see titzilla in months. maybe she retired or maybe someone finally went up with her at it is an extremely long session. for those of you that are fantasizing about her let me say this. if she offered me 500 dollars for an hour of my service, i'd have to decline(and please believe it wouldn't be because i wouldn't lower myslelf to take money from a puta). she has huge tits, but imho is revolting.

She felt her breasts were a little small and too saggy so she went home for a much bigger implant.

Titznasaur anyone????

Was just at the AB a couple of nights ago, still looking for Norma. I'd really like to fuck her, and all the times I just blew her off when she would constantly come up to me and bug me. I hope she hasn't retired.

Master B.

60 posts. No photo. No CH member with first hand experience with her. And I can't figure out why she is called Titzilla. Maybe it is explained somewhere in the thread but after reading Athos' opening line it cut my attention to detail quickly.