2002/11 d'Artagnan - TJ Halloween Roll Call and Mini Report
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2002/11 d'Artagnan - TJ Halloween Roll Call and Mini Report
I headed to TJ early to get a glimpse of both daytime and evening lineups. My initial plan was to get a room for the night at Adelitas and do at least two AB sessions. The clerk told me there were no rooms available, which was probably BS. I didn't want to pay any barfines, so I decided against getting a room elsewhere.
They had the normal coffin out front and the fake body that they occasionally would put out into the street. Dress up participation wasn't as good as I expected, but better than last year. Most of the costumes consisted of "witch" apparel or some kind of lingerie, which really isn't dressing up in Adelitas.
I was disappointed with the daytime selection at AB. Best lookers in my opinion were Laura and Paola in back Hottie Central. I have done them both and they are too professional. The popular Stephanie/Valeria was available but I don't consider her attractive. There were only about 4 girls available daytime CC, the old, blond-wigged Marisol being one of them. I didn't recognize the others. Dancers Priscilla and Pamela did early shows, but immediately left the stage and got into street clothes after their sets.
They had some kind of costume contest which most people watched, but I was only mildly interested. A mystery girl was dressed up as a mummy and was doing the stereo dead people movements. Everyone was laughing when she participated in the line dance. Other costumes included daytime dancer Isabella as a "Dark Angel", a girl as "Raggedy Ann", and occasional dancer Monserrat as a "Vampiress". Those are the only costumes I can remember that partipated and wasn't some kind of witch and/or lingerie costume. Other costumed girls that didn't participate were Erica as a sorceress and Jessica 440 as an Egyptian.
In the early evening you started to see the small kids wandering the street. It's always kind of a trip to see parents lead their small children in between and around beggers, shoe-shiners, working girls, and johns as they wind through the prostitution zone.
More costumed girls appeared later on. Smith was "Mulan", but she had to tell you or you had to look at the picture of Mulan on her costume to figure it out. Some of the costumes were full masks, such as the stoned "Scream" guy from one of the parodies and various monsters.
Evening selection was excellent. Popular chicas available included Smith, Samira, and Clara at AB and Susie, Diana/Jessica, and Edid at CC. Top lookers in my opinion were Blanca, Jenny, and Marbel at AB and Carla the dancer, Julietta, and Alexia at CC.
I ended up doing only one session at CC which was a near GFE session with french kissing but CBJ. I will provide that review later. The only odd thing was that she didn't clean up at all, not even the sink splash down. I was first in line for her, but we had a relatively hot session and my sweat was all over her for the next guy.
I know a lot of guys, but I was surpised that I didn't see many that I knew. I'm sure more were there that I didn't see or didn't recognize. I wasn't really looking for guys anyways, though. I ran into Athos and Mr416 who brought his psycho-spaz friend I hadn't seen in a long time. This guy was barebacking Alejandra the dancer, she must have had a thing for his freaky spiked hair style.
I returned to the border after midnight. The line was short with two lanes open but I got delayed temporarily as both lanes had guys with paperwork problems. It wasn't that bad, though, just 15 minutes instead of 5.
THE ROLL CALL
This won't be of much help for most people as I'm not very good at describing girls and didn't try, but for those of you who know a lot or looking for info on certain girls, you may find the lists below interesting.
Adelitas (Score: 26/40)
- Alejandra - Haven't seen this old lady in a while. She's really not bad looking, but she's definitely much older than your average hooker.
- Alexia - Alexia has braces, long blond hair, and a nice body. She's from Mexico city and is a good friend of Daniela described below. I think she's doable, but Athos doesn't like her face at all.
- Blanca - Blanca is younger sister of a Maria at AB. Athos dubbed her hottest girl available last night, I would probably have to agree. Unfortunately, he also told me she was a dead lay with no BJ. Great eye candy, though. She'll probably be hanging out at the front of Hottie Central as she is part of the Amy/Clara/Jenny/Mari/Maria/Penelope crowd. There's one other girl, but I forget her name. I did a double take on Blanca as she looks like her older sister but much hotter. Both Blanca and her sister have Asian-looking eyes.
- Candi - Candi was sporting a white dress with red spirals last night. She looked allright but she's too old for me.
- Clara - Clara was a normal bright and bubbly self and looking very nice.
- Daisy - The asian-looking Daisy was working but as usual I didn't see her go up, only sit in the bar and socialize. She is really friendly downstairs, but gets poor reviews from myself and others I've known that have taken her upstairs.
- Daniela - Daniela is from Mexico City and has a very pretty face and a well-breasted body. She started at AB, tried out CC, but is back at AB, deciding she prefers it. She initally didn't do well on my interview, quoting high and only interested in going up immediately, but eventually warmed up to me. I was kind of disappointed in our session which was too professional despite a lot of warming up. Her body also felt "uneven" from the liposuction, I believe. She recently altered her hairstyle which I didn't really like. I personally have to knock at least half a point to bring her down to 7.5, but Athos still thinks she looks hot.
- Diana - The blond with light contacts was working normal post right in front of the big TV. I now find her kind of attractive but don't really get any nice vibes from her.
- Eileen/Arlette - She was looking her normal pretty self. I saw a guy get her to dance and she appeared to be a great catch. But I and several others know she's really good at the act downstairs and does a 180 upstairs. Poor guy...
- Elizabeth - There's an older fair skinned Elizabeth who used to work at CC who is always trying to get me to go upstairs with her. She actually offered me a freebie yesterday. I was tempted, but declined.
- Erica - Erica was dressed up as a sorceress with a long pointy hat. She seemed to be very busy last night, she was usually with a customer when I saw her.
- Esmeralda - Esmeralda was dressed up in lingerie that reminded me of a Japanese Geisha. I saw her close up yesterday and actually thought she looked pretty decent. I think she may have gotten lipo because she looked thinner than last I saw her. I asked Athos if he would do her, though, and he said "No way". He thinks she looks much to hefty.
- Evelyn - Evelyn with glasses near the men's bano was working last night. She may have gained a little weight, she didn't look as firm as I remember.
- Fernanda - I can't really give a good description of this Fernanda, maybe Athos can. Anyways she was hanging out mostly near the men's bano. She's lightened her hair to blond. She's on my list for a slow night, maybe, I need to do an interview with her.
- Gio - Gio was completely wrapped up in white cloth as a Mummy. I had no idea who she was until her dance routine when she unwrapped. She's kind of an Amazonian, but I think she's lost some weight and I now consider her doable. I believe she received second place in a costume contest they had behind some Raggedy Ann girl whose name I didn't know.
- Isabella - It surprises me that this popular daytime dancer hardly gets mentioned. She's a little bit heavy, but holds it well, giving her a "voluptuous" appearance. She was dressed up as some sort of "Dark Angel" with black wings. It's been a long time since I did her, but if I remember correctly I had a great time with her.
- Jenny - Jenny is looking very nice. She's a returning member of the Hottie Central Amy/Blanca/Clara/Mari/Maria/Penelope crowd. I would put her attractiveness just a tad below Blanca. Neither Athos nor I have done her, but she's near the top of both of our lists.
- Jessica 440 - I was thinking Jessica was looking pretty nice recently, but I wasn't too impressed with her last night. She was dressed up as an Egytian. Her makeup was too heavy and her expression reminded me of a tired whore. She's well rated and reviewed, though, so it may have been a bad night for her.
- Karina - If I want a BBBJ and a nice tight body I'll repeat with Karina again. She has been looking a little bit older to me recently, but I really like her body.
- Kathy - Rumor has it that Kathy has a glass eye under her long brown hair. I have never seen the eye in question, as it is always covered by hair that falls perfectly into place. She probably uses some hair product to keep it there.
- Krystal - Krystal the gusher was dressed up in some kind of red French maid costume.
- Laura - Laura is sister or cousin of Paola. They are a daytime sister or cousin duo that hangs out in Hottie Central. They are good friends with Nora who is not currently around. Paola and Laura look very similar, both very pretty long-hair brunettes with nice figures. I forget which is which, one was wearing a black tshirt that said "Moschimo Jeans" or something like that, the other was wearing a dress, red and white if I remember correctly. Both are very tempting looks-wise, but Athos and I can't deal much with their kind of professionalism, though.
- Laura - The really, really bad daytime Laura I reviewed who normally hangs near the men's bano (she also wandered over to the big TV area) was working and snagged a few guys. Poor guys...
- Leslie - Leslie the dancer was supposedly dressed up as a witch. She looked like just some Mexican goth girl, though.
- Lilliana - Pink Panther tattoo Lilliana was wearing a white top that I've seen her wear a lot recently and was hanging out in her normal spot to the right of the DJ booth. I had a good time with her last time I was with her and recommend her.
- Marbel - Marbel was working and looked her normal attractive self last night. She was mostly hanging solo, none of her friends seemed to be working.
- Mari - The front Hottie Central crew (Amy/Blanca/Clara/Jenny/Mari/Maria/Penelope) is looking really good with Blanca's and Jenny's return and Mari's weight loss. Athos thinks Mari seems too professional, but I had several good times with her.
- Melanie - Veracruz - Melanie is a very tall blond that I hadn't seen in a while. She had her hair tied back last night and was wearing a red dress. I've never been with her, but she's up for consideration for a slow day.
- Michelle - I actually didn't see Michelle of Monterey working. She was in front of the restaurant next to Chicago Club talking on her cell phone. She packed on some pounds and is looking much less appealing. I wouldn't do her right now.
- Michelle - Smith's ex was working Hottie Central last night. She really isn't very impressive after her weight gain giving her a big ass. Maybe that's why Smith doesn't hang with her anymore.
- Monserrat - Monserrat the sometimes day dancer was dressed as a vampiress last night. She originally looked great with a skimpy black two piece and purple highlighted hair, but lost some appear when she donned the rest of her outfit including a partial face mask, pointy teeth, and clothing that covered most of her body. She was the girl with the flashing neck jewelry.
- Paola - Paola is sister or cousin of Laura. They are a daytime sister or cousin duo that hangs out in Hottie Central. They are good friends with Nora who is not currently around. Paola and Laura look very similar, both very pretty long-hair brunettes with nice figures. I forget which is which, one was wearing a black tshirt that said "Moschimo Jeans" or something like that, the other was wearing a dress, red and white if I remember correctly. Both are very tempting looks-wise, but Athos and I can't deal much with their kind of professionalism, though.
- Penelope - Athos is considering repeating with Penelope (Hottie Central Amy/Blanca/Clara/Mari/Maria/Penelope) who always gives him a great attitude. She gives me a great attitude too, but I don't find her attractive enough to repeat.
- Samira - I think Samira looks really nice with the wig she's been sporting recently, makes her look younger. I doubt I'd repeat with her though. Everyone gives her good reviews.
- Smith - Smith was dressed as Mulan. I have a feeling that no one knew who she was supposed to be, I thought she was supposed to be some kind of princess or something. She had to point to the little picture of Mulan on her costume for me to figure out who she was. I didn't see her do much business last night, but I wasn't really watching either.
- Stephanie/Valeria - That this girl gets raved about as much as she does kind of surprises me. She really looks much too masculine for me. I didn't find her appealing at all in the day, but she did look a little better later after putting on a bleach blond wig.
- Susana - Susana was in her normal post near the mens bano.
- Teresa - According to Athos, Teresa and her friend Gabby originally worked at HK. This Teresa has braces and hangs out on the back benches behind Hottie Central or back Hottie Central when the benches are full. I had an excellent GFE session with Teresa and highly recommend her. She's a little heavy and only about a 7 in looks, but provided me with a great time.
- Yvonne - This is the Yvonne that made a scene with Ootie. Everyone I know raves about Yvonne's looks despite her age, but no one else I know has done her because they think she acts like a bitch. Sometimes she acts like a bitch to me but sometimes she smiles. Athos was surprised to find out that I had several good experiences with Yvonne. No kissing/no GFE, but good enough and her looks are a bonus.
- Yvonne - Yvonne originally worked at CC, that's where I did her. She looks similar to Smith's ex-Michelle and was hanging out in HC near Michelle as well. I did her ages ago. I don't remember the session, but I want to say it was probably bad.
Chicago (Score: 13/28)
- Alexia - Alexia is not at her prime weight, but I think she still looks really hot. Athos no longer finds her attractive.
- Amy - Amy was with Julietta of course, neither seemed to be too interested in working.
- Carla - Carla by the alcove was working but she wasn't with her friend Lizette tonight. Friends Elizabeth and a blond whose name I forget were also working.
- Carla - I've kind of developed a thing for Carla the dancer. She's on my list and I may do her whether or not she passes my screening.
- Carla - I think there are a couple Carlas, this one was hanging out alone by the front bar when I saw her. She's petite with a really pretty face. Athos and I are interested in her, but she doesn't seem to be very friendly.
- Cecilia - Tall Cecelia is looking nice and has caught Athos' eye. She was hanging out with Janet.
- Dahlia - Dahlia from Cancun is near the top of my list. Athos gives her a light recommendation but I like her look and personality. She also has an older Amazonian sister working, I don't know her name. The sister is on my list as well.
- Daniela - I haven't seen Daniela's friend Michelle in a long time, she's still mostly hanging out alone. I hardly see her smile anymore. She's become too professional and I no longer recommend her.
- Edid - Edid had her hair done up some fancy way for Halloween. She looked nice and she's always one of my top recommendations for new guys.
- Goreti - She was working last night, but I did see her outside. Athos has repeated with her and said she likes to "party" so wouldn't be working.
- Gris - I've been really tempted to do Gris who I think is looking great after losing some weight. Athos doesn't seem to be impressed with her, though.
- Janet - I've been tempted on repeating with Janet after reading about Sake's good time with her and recalling my own. She was hanging out with Cecilia.
- Jessica - There is a relatively new Jessica from Mazatlan with fair skin and shoulder length black hair. She hardly smiles in the bar but I had an enjoyable session with her and she's potential repeat material.
- Julietta - Julietta was looking nice as usual. I considered doing her given recent positive reviews but couldn't extract a smile from her and didn't want to waste my Halloween money on a (Milk)dud.
- Karen - Karen who usually works in the daytime and into early evening looked nice last night. I don't find her that attractive usually, though, and took her off my list after hearing she wasn't all that good.
- Karina - The dark toned petite brunette Karina was around last night, but didn't appear to be working. This was the second time I've seen her recently. First time she seemed to be with a Mexican boyfriend.
- Lucy - Lucy, or at least the blond who Athos and I believe to be Lucy, totally blew me off last night when I tried to ask her name. She's cute, but I don't think I can deal with that. She's off Athos' list.
- Mar - Mar is Wendy's cousin from Mexico City. It's her first stint in TJ and she doesn't enjoy it at all. She's not too friendly. I think she quoted Sake $100 to go upstairs.
- Marisol - This old blond wigged daytime worker is very aggressive. She's supposedly OK but it would be expensive for me to go with her. I don't think Marisol could afford it.
- Melissa - There is a brunette eveining shift Melissa that stares at me a lot. I've considered doing her but haven't taken the plunge yet as I only consider her moderately attactive. Athos doesn't like her look at all.
- Monserrat - I don't think she was working last night, she appeared to be just hanging out with some blond guy whom I believe is her novio.
- Pamela - This dancer that hangs with Priscilla looks to me a lot like a younger sister of the emotional Christina that seems to have retired. I hear she's ok but I can never get her to return a smile.
- Patricia - Still looking good, but she stopped returning smiles a couple trips ago when she saw me in the arms of another girl who is her friend.
- Priscilla - This tall, long-legged dancer looked very nice in a flowing white dance costume than changed into ragged street clothes. She was looking nice again in the evening, though.
- Safari - I find this older dancer somewhat attractive. I really don't know much about her, but another dancer said she was some kind of horrible person.
- Susie - Saw Susie arrive later in the evening. She had her hair back up in some kind of "sophisticated" doo.
- Vanessa - I don't think this blond likes me, but everyone else says she's a good lay. We seem to agree she doesn't look as nice after changing her hair style, though.
- Wendy - Athos may repeat with her. She's cool, but I don't like to talk to her much while she's working because she always asks me to buy her a drink. Her cousin Mar is attractive, but acts like a high-priced bitch.
Total Score (39/68)
That's a relatively low score for me, but I probabably missed a lot of girls, especially at CC as my memory may have been affected by alcohol.
I left out Merari. She was at Chicago looking very tempting on Halloween.
Revised Chicago score (14/29)
Revised Total score (40/69)
AB dancer Alejandra was available and I almost approached her, but she didn't look too happy so I'll wait for a better day.
AB Abigail was working and gave me a seductive smile. I never really found her attractive before, but am considering her now after hearing only good things about her.
AB Cartoon socks Jacqueline was working. I don't get how some of you guys find her really attractive.
AB famous Samantha has her hair back to normal and looks doable to me again.
CC Red head Myra from Mexico City also. Attractive but looking a bit older.
CC Roxanne from Cancun as reported by Athos was working. Doable, but may not get to her.
Revised Adelita score (28/44)
Revised Chicago score (15/31)
Revised Total score (42/75)
Make that 43/75
By Milkman on Sunday, November 03, 2002 - 11:03 am: Edit |
Make up your mind already ! My heads are spinning !!!
Milkdud
By Ldvee on Sunday, November 03, 2002 - 12:48 pm: Edit |
"Alejandra - Haven't seen this old lady in a while. She's really not bad looking, but she's definitely much older than your average hooker."
blonde/brunette/extra sheet/shower shoes/million dollar smile/beautiful chichis Alejandra?
If so, I'm glad to hear she's back at work. "old lady"?? Come on, she's only ?? or so. I'll never tell ;-).
By Dogster on Sunday, November 03, 2002 - 06:10 pm: Edit |
D'Art:
So what did you ask for --
trick
or
treat?
By Milkman on Sunday, November 03, 2002 - 07:30 pm: Edit |
He got tricked into taking a treat for the first time !!!
d'Artagnan:
Another excellent report! I always look forward to your roll call reports. I don't know how you do it (how you remember all the chicas from your trip w/details).
One quick note, Merary spells her name w/"y" at the end (she wrote her name down for me on a piece of paper). By chance, would you happen to remember what she was wearing on Halloween that made her
look so tempting?
Thanks again !
By Ootie on Monday, November 04, 2002 - 07:08 am: Edit |
Awesome D'Art! You are easily the hombre MVP of 2002!
A Your occasional cohort kind of guy,
Out-of-Towner
By Athos on Monday, November 04, 2002 - 01:10 pm: Edit |
Little morena Carla CC is shy and very nice chica.
Can't remember about Halloween but a few more from past week:
AB
Morena Gabby ex HK, always with morena Theresa.
Crazy blonde Elizabeth de Gdl, Connie and Sandra sister.
Fairly new day time dancer and decent looking Melissa.
Mireilla roaming morena friend with other smiling Leslie (not the dancer). Often in HC these days.
Big natural chested Patricia (or is it Stephanie) She has pretty face.
Susan back of HC or second dance floor.
Tanya ex HK always hanging with Marbel.
CC:
Big Alejandra is Dahlia sister.
Dancer Andrea with big fake C cup.
Pretty morena Elizabeth ex Trop, cold vibes, friend with dancer morena Carla ex Trop.
Lorena in the alcove, friend of Vanessa.
Dancer Osiris.
Other Osiris, she hangs out sometimes with Daniela these days.
Dancer petite morena Leticia with big B cup.
Morena petite Vanessa, pretty face.
Dark blonde Mira with big fake C cup.
Morena Mira, Sofia 1/2 sister
Sofia ex superstar.
Dancer black Vanessa, also works AB day time.
Older Victoria by the bar.
By Byron on Monday, November 04, 2002 - 02:14 pm: Edit |
I like the Dahlia-Alejandra sisters. They told me they were from Vera Cruz, btw. Neither is a classic beauty (Dahlia can use a teeth work), but both are attractive in their own ways.
By Athos on Monday, November 04, 2002 - 02:17 pm: Edit |
They work in Cancun but are from Vera Cruz.
Dahlia has nice upper body but wide butt and thigh. So she looks good in dresses.
Alejandra is bit too big for me but good attitude like her sister.
Oh what a great report. I wish I was there instead of L.A. Thanks Dart. You're my MVP front runner.
Message to Athos:
Hey Bro, In D'Artagnan's profile of Halloween nite under CC girls he mentions GORETI that you repeated with. Can you describer her? Im trying to see if its the girl from Cancun with Red, long fluffy hair. Same girl? she gave me some good infor. about Cancun I wanted to follow up with her on. Wasnt sure if that was her name. Thanks Man. Johnny.
By Athos on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 10:22 am: Edit |
Johnny
Yeah sounds like Goretty but she left back for Cancun last Fri so she might be back early next year, talves February. She is working hard to not gain weight but has tummy, face is cute en la cama and full of energy. She does not like volume and try to stick to 2 or 3 guys a night.
Damn Goretty was a five timer for me this year, 4 times more than any other TJ chica.
By Byron on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 12:44 pm: Edit |
dArt
You wrote Dahlia "has an older Amazonian sister working". According to Alejandra (the sister), Dahlia is actually one year older than her. Alejandra is 22 and Dahlia is 23. However, Dahlia tells all guys she is 21, presumably so that she could look like a younger sister of the two.
When I first saw them togehter, I immediately thought Dahlia would be the older from the way how they looked and the way how they were behaving to each other.
By Athos on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 01:00 pm: Edit |
My typo mistake, Alejandra is the younger sister and she is the taller one. Dahlia is 23.
By Byron on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 01:05 pm: Edit |
Athos
You didn't say which one was older. dArt did.
By Athos on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 02:56 pm: Edit |
Ah shit maybe I am d'art...
By Byron on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 03:21 pm: Edit |
Funny you said that.
Milkman seriously suspected you and dArt were the same.
By Milkman on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 04:05 pm: Edit |
Great tell all my secrets to the world
Now If i can just confirm Porker is not Exploder
then i will be satisfied
Milky
By Athos on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 11:00 am: Edit |
I wish I were Aramis sometimes.
I think Milkman needs to get laid.
By Milkman on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 11:24 am: Edit |
Actually to tell you the truth it has been 3 weeks
But I have gotten some BJ's to hold me over.
I am possibly the only loser on here that doesnt go to TJ specificly for sexo. Whats wrong with me ?
Besos
Milkman
Hey Athos: appreciate the info. on Goretty. If you don't mind a couple of questions bro:
trying to get the story strait as some of what she said and what report says differ slightly:
Was 2002 her first year in the TJ Zona?
Did she always use a condom with you?
Did she pitch you or any others you know on coming to Cancun or becoming Novio? IE: have you heard any hard luck stories from her about looking to get out of the business?
thanks Bro, Johnny
By Athos on Sunday, November 17, 2002 - 05:35 am: Edit |
No she was in ZN first time fall of 2001.
Always bbbj with her.
She has a home and no bf, but likes to shop, who does not.
appreciate the info Athos. Kind of a nice person but with a ton of problems. Little bit of a head case but in TJ....
Are her friends still at CC, I think the report Said Dhalia and Roxanne? are they a better deal? Any more infor. you have I apprciate it bro. Johnny
By Athos on Monday, November 18, 2002 - 07:43 am: Edit |
Dahlia is ymmv, cute face but wide butt and hips, no info on her sister Alejandra or Roxanne. I also did Diane the other night, very avg session.
Dahlia is definitely worth a shot but she is a pro. Cancun chicas do not fuck much at chilly willy as the price over there is 150$, so not as hardcore as regular CC and AB chcias.
Thanks Athos for the updates. sure appreciate it.