*I had posted this in the chat section, but I want to keep my username active, so I didn't know if chat posts counted for that or if it was Trip Reports and Chica Reviews. So...hope no one minds, but I'm pasting my recent trip report from July 19, 2008 here.*


The night began with me not being sure what I was doing. I had previously made other plans which put attending Sampson's Fiesta in doubt. However, those plans caved and I started roaming the board to see when the Fiesta was starting, and saw that, while checking the board at about 7:30pm, that it was already going. Time to get my arse in gear and in about 10 minutes I was ready for the trip to the border.

Made the drive down and parked at the Border Parking, which is on the right hand side as you get off the Last USA exit, which I pretty much always park at now. Arrived at Adelitas and had written down directions to Club Premier that Sampson posted and it worked like a charm. I pretty much know nothing in TJ outside of the zona, so you take me a block outside of my comfort zone and I'm stumbling about.

It was pretty easy to see where the fiesta was in Club Premier as soon as I walked in. Just follow the gringos! Pretty much the whole rear corner of the fiesta represented the entire crowd in the place...even on a Saturday night. But it was a really nice place. But the fiesta's spread was more impressive. Tons and tons of beer and from what I could see, a lot of food, but I didn't inspect closely because as soon as I encountered the group, I saw Milkman who hasn't changed in appearance in over five years. Then, right after that, I ran into Bosco, a longtime TJ veteran and Club Hombre poster, who I always learn something from. Within about five minutes, he pointed out several other CH message board legends – Blazers, Reytj, Erip and Sampson. I also met and talked with a poster on another board, MongerX, who was a good guy – wish I could have talked with him more, but kind of lost track of him.

Bosco and I retreated to the back of the corner to some seats and more longtime TJ legends came by. One was Headin' South who I met way back, probably over six years ago. Then TexasMike came by, another legend, though while he never posted on the CH board (that I know of), but many, many people spoke of him and his mastery of guiding mongers to whatever they wanted.

After a while of talking with Headin' South, Bosco and I left to get some air and make the rounds. We did a lap around Adelitas and then bumped into Headin' South again. From there, I was taken to Tropical as HS was looking for a favorita and then to the revamped Hong Kong which I was amazed by as I hadn't been in there before. I'll tell you, being escorted by Bosco and HS, two TJ legends, was the way discovering TJ should be done. Then we went to this hole in the wall karaoke joint and HS wanted to badly to find a favorita so he was ready to go on a wild goose chase, and that's where Bosco and I left HS on his quest.

We went to La Tropa to meet up with Sampson and Erip. I'd met Sampson very briefly at La Tropa and I'll be honest, the tone of his posts on TJ Amigos intimidated me a bit. I'd often read his posts from long ago on CH which were always informative though. But immediately at La Tropa he struck me as a fun loving guy and seemed to have a great sense of humor. I sat next to the legendary Erip and proceeded to attend Erip's masters degree class of mongering. It was amazing how much he was able to divulge about relating to girls in TJ, how to go about it, what clubs to go to and why. Erip was fascinating to listen to and a guy with a great sense of humor as well. I did a lot of listening and asking questions and Erip answered everything. Until I saw the first girl of the night that I wanted to marry at La Tropa, but I know nothing of Spanish and Erip's expertise of La Tropa as a novio bar kind of scared me away. Still, she was so freakin' hot – she could have passed as a girl walking around the beach in San Diego.

After a while in La Tropa which I liked a lot and got more respect for ficha bars, and realized I should learn Spanish, Erip, Bosco and I made the journey to the Chicago Club. On the way, apparently we met up with a poster from another board where he recounted a story about being accosted by the police. We split ways with him, and got to CC and it was absolutely hopping. It felt like it was back in 2001. It took a while to get a table and I'm glad we didn't leave.

It was simply sensory overload in CC with five incredible dancers all around the dance floor and tons of girls around. Unfortunately, pretty much all were spoken for it seemed which was one negative, but the floor show lasted for a long while. Then, the poster from another board who got picked up by the police joined us and during that time I fell in love with the second woman of the night, a floor dancer at CC. But once she left the stage, she quickly got spoken for at another table. I waited a while but she wasn't leaving so I decided to get some air, and this was at about 3:15am.

I went to Adelitas and did a loop around and liked what I saw, but went back to CC to say goodbye to Bosco and Erip just in case they decided to leave...oh and also to see if my future wife at CC had left the table, but she was still there! So I went out and did a street girl search and was real close to taking one up after walking all around, but decided to do another loop at Adelitas. Flirted with some girls and negotiated some things heavily in my favor which was fun and of course they refused, but it was entertaining and killed some time so I could think about what I wanted to do. After a while in AB, I went back to the street girls and again was close but I thought I'd try CC once again to see if that girl had left the table...but she hadn't. Sonofa!

I went back to AB though and flirted some more, did some loops and saw a girl I hadn't seen before. She was at a table with some guys but was getting up so I moved in. She looked like a real life Barbie doll, basically, with huge fake tits and platinum blonde hair and a firm figure. She said her name was Laura-”lastic”. She was friendly immediately so we got to be a table and a drink and she was very receptive. Went upstairs and it was a good sign right away that money wasn't even mentioned. No need to go into details, but she was willing with a BBBJ and was fairly enthusiastic. She wasn't hurried at all and then after she gave a long massage. It was definitely really fun.

Amazingly, when that was done, it was daylight out! I knew then that I had to get back, but it was a long night and a real good night, started off with a great time at the fiesta. Crossing the border was easy with no line. I will definitely look forward to the next fiesta and hopefully I can meet a few more mongers, but it will be hard to top meeting several legendary message board posters like Erip, Sampson, Reytj that I'd always read but had never met and TexasMike who I'd heard tons about but never met. And it was great seeing Milkman, Bosco and Headin' South once again after over five years. Some things change, but some things stay the same! Thanks again to Sampson and those others who organized the fiesta – it was a great occasion.

So, your Saturday night started at 7:30pm and you eventually got some pussy about 5am -- almost 10 hours later?? In an area where all the girls are whores and takes no game at all, I am glad you hooked up!