Characters of the Zona

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By Milkster on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 08:32 pm:  Edit

Post here on the different characters both good and bad of the zona.

By Milkster on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 08:38 pm:  Edit

Who is that tall gringo wacko that walks around with a Basketball all over the zona talking to himself.

I have seen him all over the streets of TJ and in the Zona and near the Trolley ?
Is he a board member? He shirley looks like it.
If not he should be one. I saw him the other day walking down Constitution and the Sg's were all making fun of him like they knew him well.
It's not like he's the only one they make fun of but it was pretty funny almost like a row of dominos each one took a poke at the guy :)
And last week he nearly knocked down a couple old ladies to make the trolley. What a gentleman.

Anyone ?
Milk

By Snapper on Friday, December 06, 2002 - 03:26 am:  Edit

I still get a kick out of the guy that walks around with the colostomy-bag. I saw him on Revolution the first time, then I saw him on a different trip walking by the Adelita Bar.

As for the guy with the baseball hat I don't know him yet.


Snapper

By Masterbates on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 07:49 pm:  Edit

Surprised you haven't seen him yet, considering you're always in the Zona. I was in Chicago Club about three weeks ago, and in he comes, with a dirty pair of green shorts and bouncing a basketball. He sat down on one of the seats and ordered a drink. Didn't seem crazy or anything, but it sure looked odd to be carrying around a basketball in that area.

By Milkster on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:27 pm:  Edit

Masterbates
that guy is so sorry looking that he must be from the board !

By Snapper on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 08:35 pm:  Edit

It just occurred to me.

No wonder I've never seen this guys. You just described me. You bastards!!!

BTW, let me know if you've seen a hoop in the Zona.

By Astm31 on Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 07:55 pm:  Edit

give the guy a break. if he is wearing a basketball hat, hand him a ball. if he is holding his baseball bat , hand him a cap. actually he was my dad. he just got carried away of having tall dreams. he dreamt to be player but those white powder pulled him downside. in his own world he talk to himself reminding the day he will be star. to him, we are the wackos.

By Masterbates on Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 07:45 pm:  Edit

To many poeple outside this board, we ARE the real wacko's. Think about it- a bunch of guys who go outside the US, to Mexican border towns and pay women to have sex, because we can't get laid in our own country!

And what's even worse, we belong to a web site where we talk to each other about it! Now that's not only weird, it's sociably unacceptable.

I think I need therapy.

By Porker on Sunday, January 19, 2003 - 02:40 pm:  Edit

The wild haired old dude that lives on the first floor of the Leyva? Leaves his door open and plays with his laptop. Never seen him anywhere in TJ outside the Leyva. He has lived there for at least 9 mos.

By Jtull1 on Thursday, August 14, 2003 - 03:54 pm:  Edit

Hall of Famer Bob`s Big Boy. First observed this 400 lb., small t-shirt sized, sweaty behemouth walking slowly down main street pulling a suitcase. He`d get to the end and turn around and come back down. Repeat. He got an Apt. next to the laundramat and was doing pretty well until the cops busted him in his place. Anyway some of his sg stories were incredible, as were his strong opinions. After he was released from an "enjoyable" 6 month stay in La Mesa Prison he was busted and extorted for poss. of V without a prescription. He got pissed and said he was giving up his beloved TJ. (By the way he had lost a LOT of weight while in prison). A true LEGEND.

By The Senator on Friday, August 15, 2003 - 06:42 pm:  Edit

he was busted for poss. of V without a prescription...

V??? Viagra?

Was he busted for having Viagra w/o a prescription? I know MANY board members w/o prescriptions who routinely carry the stuff in their wallets.

By Jtull1 on Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 07:47 am:  Edit

Yes that is what he said happened. i can back it up first hand: when they found my kaiser prescription bottle in my car - which they trashed - they threatened me "this is illegal!" We all know they will say any shit to scare you and extort your $$. TJ`s finest. Sorry, Yes V=Viagra. So did you see/know this Bob`s Big Boy character?

By Jtull1 on Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 08:00 am:  Edit

Masterbates-respectfully, I`ll take exception to your theory. After mucho consideration over a long period of time my conclusion is THEY are the ones screwed up. They are so encased in their confined Box (of thinking and actions) they strike me as pathetic. Analyze for a moment where the co-worker is going after work vs your trip to TJ`s Edwaurdo Hotel. Or let`s compare notes on our weekends come Mon. morning when we punch in to work! Ah, who are the losers? Who is missing the boat? Who is getting more outta life? They are the wacko`s. If they had any smarts, balls, ect. they`d be down there w/ us. Living this close, for the prices we pay, for incredible Mexican women...no, "Society" can kiss my ass. (And the sharing of info, helping each other is basically irrevelant. People worldwide discuss their hobbies that we wouldn`t approve of either).

By Jtull1 on Tuesday, November 11, 2003 - 01:59 am:  Edit

Hall of Fame Character of the zona has returned. Bigger than ever & wearing a tighter/smaller TShirt. Been on vacation to No. Carolina visiting his relatives. Treat yourself to a short chat w/ him sometime! (I think he preferred his stay in La Mesa prison over the relatives). Adelita.

By Sandy on Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - 08:20 am:  Edit

Masterbates,

I agree, you DO need therapy! I prescribe at least four trips to La Zona per month!

Sandy who wishes he could to!


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