2008/10 Happyboy - Duchas del Oro in TJ... and the Fake 200 Peso

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By Happyboy on Monday, October 27, 2008 - 03:24 am:  Edit

I decided to to a few trips to TJ in the last few weeks..
Basically I will be starting a new job later in October and wanted to get down to the zona..
I really hoped to attend the fiesta, but due to some family issues , i wasnt able to make it down.
i did have some great experiences in some of the fob bars..

the journey started last thursday night as i ventured to ABs... I got in around 1130pm, and the place was about 60% full? Lots of great chicas to chose from.. Some of the ladies had various halloween outfits on and there was a full fledged lesbian dancer show going on at the main stage.. the AB girls actually perform GFE? wow!
So i took a spin around and spot a sultry looking 20 year old latina named Carla... Great face, fresh looking, says she only has worked at the AB for 2 days? and she is a local , born in TJ? yeah right.. I asked her if she is afraid that someone in her family might see her working in the bar, (i.e. like her dad walking in with friends?) She said she lives with mom and sister, no dad or brothers, so she is not worried about it.
She has a lot of energy and passion and looks like a total doll.. We talk about going arriba and she agrees to 600 pesos ( I decided to take advantage of the 14 pesos to the dollar xchg rate) and we are off upstairs..
The session was pretty typical of ABs, some light cuddling and kissing on the neck, different positions, and then we were in missionary, .. I was going at it when suddenly she started getting very warm between her thighs , almost hot! I said said , wow estas mojada? She said, si, mucho cervesa.. ..... then i realized that she started relieving herself on my condom while i was pounding away..
She quickly pushed me off and ran to the bano, and I was looking down at the golden soaked condom.. I heard that some mongers actually pay for this type of session, but its not my thing.
I quickly cleaned myself up and soaped down and toweled myself off..
The golden shower queen came back out and said, no mas sexo? I was a bit turned off by this point and just let her finish me off with a handjob. ...
I think if this provider can just figure out how to control her vagina muscles, she will do just fine..
After this fun session, I took a stroll down La Tropa and ran into Luna, a favorita of mine last March.. Luna is 20, cute face, orange brown hair? great thick volleyball style legs and round booty, just how i like them.. We were going to set up a date around 3am at the bar, since she had to "run some errands".. I arrived back at la tropa at 3am and she never showed back up.
I decided to call in a night and took a taxi libre (big mistake) back to the border. This was the only taxi out near la tropa, so i settled on 50 pesos and the driver said ok..
We get to the border and i asked the driver if he had change for 200 pesos. He said yes, and i gave him my 200 peso bill . He was about to give me change and then he said, I dont have change my friend..
He handed me back the 200 peso bill and told me i can get change at the taco stand. I went to the stand and asked for change.the taco guy looked at the bill and said, no falso, and told me it was no good.. I said what? I got all the money from an ATM.. Moments later a cop appeared and asked me what the problem was. I said that i got some fake money from an ATM at Adelitas. He said no way that could happen. I walked over to the currency exchange and asked them to look at it. they said its falso and wrote falso on the bill.. gee thanks lady...
I had another 500 peso bill so i walked into a local store and bought some soda and chips and got change and gave 50 pesos to the driver.
After the driver left, I finally realized that he swiched bills on me in the car and gave me the falso 200 peso.. Lesson learned the hard way in TJ.
The next day friday, i met Justdan and a friend of his and we went all over town.. we checked out AB CC mermaids, tropical , HK and the bars on revo..
Pussycats and Peanuts and Beer were pretty dead and left quickly. We even peeked inside the Bambi bar and were quickly accosted by TVs who were roaming hands and arms everywhere.. That lasted about 30 seconds and we were out of there.
The best place of the night was Tropical..
We spent most of the time buying fichas for three ladies, drinking , dancing, and grab assing all night.. I also ran into Jesse, Lord Nero and Amo , they had their favoritas in the back and were chatting away..
I really had a great session with another 20 year old named Yaneth? she had very light skin and a nose ring and offered a great 30 min session for 500 pesos ( I spent about 42 dollars on fichas for her ) One of the best sessions i ever had , without the golden shower..
A couple of other pointers..
I did have another great one hour session with an SG favorita last week for $50 dollars and $20 for a room at casadas.. With the troubing economy, SGs and BGs seemed to work out better deals..

The daytime talent at hong kong was amazing and the lesbo whipped cream show with pussy and ass licking was out of this world..
Mermaids also had some great , young natural talent too.. Mostly girl next door types with young firm bodies and no tatts or stretch marks..
Sessions start at $140 for an hour.
There seems to be more barkers and vagrants in TJ then ever before, always begging, I never seen it this bad..

By Justdan on Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 05:16 pm:  Edit

One of the best times I've ever had in TJ. Will have to repeat. I guess 2 years away from the scene will do that to you. Btw wasn't that Milkman
we saw in Bambis?

By Tiny123 on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - 02:52 pm:  Edit

I've heard of disinterested hookers before, but that's got to be a record -- she starts peeing while you're banging her! Great report.

By Erip on Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 01:19 am:  Edit

Hey you Happy Bastard, you fired up the little angel's G-spot! Chicas feel like they have to pee when they are having a G-spot orgasm and that's what the squirt mostly consists of. Talk about your coitus interruptus! So you had the sweetheart probably experiencing her first G-spot big O and she doesn't even know it though she's having a great time, and you deny her more of your Happy Dick! Don't tell me, you got a 3 incher and that Peroni's disease (sp?) that gives you a hard-on upward facing hook? So you're banging right on that north wall near where the G-spot is located. Chica will pay you for the next session but you have to hang in for the squirt!

Anyhow, even if you are a pussy tease, glad you had a great time. Enjoyed your report.

One thing I always prioritize is having cab fare ready to go so I never have to ask a taxista for change. You must have been using dollars for drinks and fichas or you would have had a pocket full of 10 peso coins.

By Happyboy on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 01:13 am:  Edit

i dont know if i get the g spot or not. she is a new FOB in AB, a few workers there verified its only her first week there, and i think she just drank too many fichas her first thursday night..

I only had pesos with me, no dolars, since i was getting 500 and 600 peso deals with the ladies for 30 mins and just had 200 and 500 peso bills..
i just got duped and wasnt paying attention when he gave me my 200 peso bill back..


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