Trip always do NOT go as planned as I found out last Sunday in TJ. I have been planning this two day'er for over a month. I thought I had it worked out to a T but soon was scrambling to make the best out of it.

Plan was to fly out of Tulsa and land in San Diego at 12:50 PM. That was the only thing that stayed on schedule. My buddy (a homeland security guy)picked me up and we proceeded to the Holiday Inn on 8th street. We were to wash up and jump on the Red Line to TJ and be in HK by 3:00 pm so I could knock one out get back to the US to check in with the wife and go back to the Zone for round Two.

Here is were everything started to sink. Our room would not be ready until 3:00 so we had a few beers while waiting. After we got in the room, my buddys freinds (both homeland security guys) called and said they were on their way over. Not cool in my mind because I don't know them and I'm in no position to explain any trouble that WE might get into in TJ. (I'm suppose to be in Phoenix) Anyway, the wiskey is now flowing and I'm trying to get these guys out of the room and on the train.

We finally cross the border at 5:30 pm and proceed to the Farmicia to load our tools. Five dollar cab over to HK goes smooth and we are in. This was my first time in HK. I have always done AB and checked out some of the smaller clubs. HK was a nice club and I would have really injoyed it in my crazier days. The three guys with me loved it. We were soon in the grasp of a mesero named Alfredo (bald, 30ish). Cool guy that was all over my buddys for the next 4 hours. This guy must have made an easy hundie plus got hammered on shots paid for by them. It was all good though. Alfredo brought over a HOT girl right away named Yessy (Claudia Ivette) from Chihuahua. She said she was FOB with one child. She was totally cool but could put the tequilla away. I wasn't feeling the place and passed on her. Soon Alfredo brought over another one but I did not get her name. Hopefully someone will know her by discription and FLAG her. This little bitch is about 5' tall with braces. Brownish black hair with big fake tits (worse cross boob job I've seen) and a nice ass. Real cute in the club. She hangs out at the lower bar. Stupid me takes the bait and the worst session of my life begins.

We agree on 60 (everyone asked for 70) and proceeded to the door. She told the door guy something and he held me up. One of my new buddies was right behind me with Yessy and they headed right up. This freaked me out. When I made it up to pay for the room, this little bitch was wispering to everyone in the place. I'm thinking, fuck it, go back to the bar but the alcohol had taken control. We got in the room and the little cunt tells me in a disrepctful way to wash up. I tell her to do the same but she refuses. Still thinking to bone out of the deal, I hand her the 60. She soon slaps on the rubber and blows me for 30 seconds. Then she turns around and bends over the table. I'm standing there telling her to get on the bed and her shitty attitude gets even worse. I put her on her back and her feet go instantly on my gut (cock blocken). After I move her legs and start hitting it, she starts hissing with this "I fucking hate you look on her face". That was all I could take. I got up, got dressed and headed out (no finish). She actually beat me out of the room.

When I got back in the bar I complained to anyone who would listen. Soon Yessy's back at the table laughing at me for not taking her. The story was that she was a TOTAL GFE. My new buddy had 69 right out of the gate with her. This one was a 5 star. While we were gone, one of the other guys took up a small one name Irene from Mexico City. I did not see her but the other three said she was the best looker out of the all. He also ate at the Y and truley enjoyed the experience.

While getting back in the mood, Scarletta from Guanajuato joined me and gave me a good nut massage which convinced me to give her a shot. This time things went great except for all the little assholes in the hotel laughing at me because of round one. We ended up in the same damn room right by the towel desk. Too noisey for me. Scarletta was great. Nice T&A and willing to please. I finished with a CBJ that tip top.
We regrouped and headed over to AB for a beer. Damn, there were some real smokin ladys working. Unfortanatly, we were all broke, drunk and drained and headed home.

Monday started off as bad as Sunday. My buddy had shot so much taquilla that he could not get out of bed. We needed to move over to Hotel circle so by the time we got checked in and across the border it was 3:30. Again, I was suppose to check in back home and recross but that never happened. My buddy wanted to try HK again. He seemed to like the strip club atmoshere better. The club was pretty dead and the girls were not very aggressive. I do give the two young whip cream girls a lot of credit. They really earn there Money. Speaking of that, what's up with the bitches walking up and asking for a dollar without even looking you in the eye? I don't remember that ever happening. This best part of HK on Monday was when a tour bus of chinese came passing through the bar (men and women). We got a real kick out of that. They really injoyed the whip cream show.

We moved over to AB and hung out for awhile. Same deal, girls were not very eager. Soon I noticed one trying hard who turned out to be America. This America was very thin with fake tits. Wavey brown hair and nice ass. She spoke good english and did not pound her drink. She said her specialty was oral so I took her on up. WHAT A TRIP is girl is. She breaks out her screw kit and cleaning kit. She carries everything. She begins by cleaning me off and telling me step by step how we are going to do this. Very annoying but very funny. She does not shut up and calls you "baby" the whole time. She put on a chocolate condom that felt as thick as a Glad bag. After awhile I told her that that wasn't going to work so she used one of mine. Favorite posistion with this one was backwards cowboy. Finished good and America was there to clean me up. I liked that!

I'd give America high marks. Not the best looker and a little older than I wanted (34) but cool people. Got back to the table and talked my buddy into taking her up just so we could laugh later. He had a good time with her except for all the talking.

That was it. Back to the room and back on the plane at 8:40 AM on Tuesday. Did not run into any problems in TJ. Clubs seem to be real busy on Sunday and OK on Monday. Mesero Alfredo from HK was fun and Mesero Fabian of AB was on it. Most girls wanted to go right to the rooms. Fichas around $7.00 and beers $3.50. The border line took about 20 minutes both nights to cross walking-driving looked real bad. Not exactly what I had planned but still made it home drained and alive.

Thanks for the report
Us Veteran TJ guys appreciate the contribution and always good to hear of guys enjoying themselves in TJ and not having to travel around the world to do so.

Moman, sounds like you got the worst that TJ has to offer, but it is typical of what new visitors experience. I have a different reaction then Maximus as I suspect if you were to now visit a destination such as the PI or Thailand or Brazil, that you would be condemning TJ along with the other world travelers. God knows I love TJ and have incredible experiences there, but it does take experience and tools to get the best of it.

Btw, to get the best of TJ you also need to not be in a rush - the "bombing run" culture is unique to TJ due to its proximity to SoCal - nobody runs over to Asia or SA to spend a few hours or portions of a couple of days trying to find Nirvana as most TJ visitors do. Next visit I would suggest that you stay on the Mexico side and conduct your hunt a little more leisurely.

Sorry it didn't go better for you and thanks for the report.

like erip said get an overnite rm in ground zero. your experience will increase 10-fold. more convenient for tln & you'll meet many chicas in the hotel lobby, hallways, out front, everywhere 24/7 as many of them live at the hotels.

if a hk chica doesnt dfk u in the bar. find another.

usually the ugliest chicas roam/beg for $1 in hk. ignore them, or say 'primero chupa mi verga'

I hear you guys. Thinking back on it, too much booze to start was a lot of the problem. I am originally from SoCal and was able to make the one day run to TJ and we would have a blast not to mention all my younger days chasing my dreams at Smitty Gonzales in Ensenada. My old TJ run (3 years ago) would start by sending the wife off to work and dropping the kids at school and hitting the 15 for a TJ run. We would normally cross by 10:30 am, have some lunch, check out SG's and hit AB. Followed up with a trip to Gigantes and a farmicia or two and be home by 5:30 pm. That was fun and fullfilling. One thing I would love to get out of this is to be able to warn any others about the girl (bad experience) that I wrote about. Again, she was about 5' with a nice body covered up. Her boob job looked like crossed eyes. She had braces and wore the Sarah Palin style glasses. In the light she had bad complection. She wore clear whore pumps that she put her money in. She did speak a little english. If anyone know who I am talking about, please spread the news. This one needs to be ran out of Dodge.
Oh Yeah, my wingman called me from England yesterday. He's at it again. Lucky bastard and all on the tax payers back.

One other problem is getting the room in TJ. It sounds great and makes perfect since but the cell phone situation is were I get stuck. Last time I used my phone in TJ it had a international ring to it. This would clue my wife in on where I was at. In fact, I nearly got caught a few years back because of the ring. Do phones still ring differently across the border?

I tried to get some pictures for everyone with no luck. It seemed like a big no no. I understand now what you guys have been talking about. I really did not stress on it.

(Message edited by moman1 on November 19, 2008)

dude for the price...pay a taxi..5 bucks to drive the line and find signal...from usa...i get us signal at the hotel down a block from ab...3rd floor..dont know name of hotel..but clean and cheap (45) last time i stayed.and chika friendly....but signal..is there all the time...only thing i had to explain was the thumping from across the street...yea i left the window open...and u could hear the club music thumping from across the street...was funny as hell.

K

Moman, if your phone is set for international roaming, callers will hear the distinctive Mexico ringtone. Depending on your company, you should be able to receive a signal at least some of the time in some locations from a U.S. cell as long as you are close to the border, including the zona.

So either disable roaming on your phone if you can, or call your company in advance and have them deactivate international roaming. That means you'll only be able to use the phone and receive calls when you are in range of a U.S. cell and the ringtone will be standard U.S. If you are out of signal range, the caller will probably go straight to voice mail without a ringtone as if you had the phone turned off. When you are back in range you can retrieve messages and make calls. Tell callers that your service or phone is fucked up for a day or two!

U.S. signal availability varies but the zona is one of the best places to pick up a U.S. signal at least part of the time.

I am no phone expert so what I'm suggesting may not be the best solution, but it is at least a partial solution.

Thanks again for the info. My wife is from Jalisco so she knows that Mexico ring tone. I sure give away when your fucking around! I'll have to figure something out for my Feburary trip.