2002/12 Snapper - Trip Notes (Tijuana)
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2002/12 Snapper - Trip Notes (Tijuana)
| By Snapper on Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 02:52 am: Edit |
I said I was going to write my first ever trip report, but screw that. I won't subject you guys to my lack of writing skills. I'll just stick to these bullet form reports.
I wasn't going to go to TJ
for acouple weeks, but you
know you need to go when you
start doing shit like this.
Day One, Monday, December 16th
Estelle-AB ~Not too much to say about this chica. I only talked to her briefly. Her limited English along with my limit Spanish(or should I say no Spanish), kept me from pursuing anything with her. I must say I am quite impressed with her body and overall appearance. I loved the shirt she was warring. It was in the holiday spirit, but instead of saying Ho,Ho,Ho, it just said "HO".
Isela-AB ~When she saw me the first thing she said to me was about how fat I've gotten. ...Thanks Isela, now come give me a nice sloppy blow-job.
She told me that she is going back home to Cancun for three weeks. She will be leaving on Monday the 23rd.
Christina-La Tropa ~Not too sure of the name, but that's what the bar-tender told me her name was. Anyway I watched her floor show, and let me tell you, this chica has a great body. Ok titties, but her ass and legs are smoke'n.
Day Two, Tuesday, December 16th
Peanuts and Beer~I met up with some other mongers from this board, and others. We walked down Revolution and stopped in at Peanuts and Beer. I haven't been here since the renovations. I popped my head in the door and noticed that there were only three girls here. Needles to say we turned around and headed for the Zona.
Lucky Bastard~We were sitting at the Atelita Bar and started talking to the people in the booth right beside us. It turns out that this guy brought his girlfriend here to do a three-sum for his birthday. I must add that his girlfriend was quite attractive.
When one of the roving photographers walk by they got a picture together. As he was taking the picture she popped out one of her tits. She was happy to show off the picture to me and my new friends.
They finally found a chica that was willing to partake in the little fantasy ...I think we all wish we could find a girlfriend like this.
Hong Kong~We stopped by the Hong Kong Club. This was the first time I had been there in about two or three years. I was quite impressed with the line-up. I think I'll have to add this joint to my routine.
Luciaro-AB~I was quite lit by the time that I decided to take a chica up. My plan-A wasn't there so I decided to take up a third-tear average girl. This chica has a good attitude in the bar. In the room she want her money first. This doesn't bug me too much(just as long as she doesn't ask for tip up front too). This girl has the worst "70's bush" I've ever seen. Seriously, she had a fro-pick in her pubes. I placed a 20 peso coin on her trim. She got me back for making fun of her by giving me a bad hickey on my thigh. Really though, she laughed too when I was feeding her shit. She knew I was just bust'n her chops.
Luciaro's 70's bush
isn't quite this bad.
-snapper-
| By Snapper on Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 02:58 am: Edit |
Oops, I think Isela is from Acapulco, but you guys know what I mean.
| By Progman on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 12:37 am: Edit |
Oh god that can't be the real thing is it? I was fun partying with you that night. Was that you or a Masero that took the pic of me and FD at La Carreta?
...(prog)
| By Snapper on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 09:33 am: Edit |
That was the Masero. I'm surprised I remember that.
I can't tell if your stories about the Philippines encouraged me, or discouraged me to go there. You guys sound like you are addicted to it. It almost seems like too much of a good thing ...if that's possible.
-snapper-
| By Progman on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 09:52 am: Edit |
Okay, so now that I know it was the masero who took the picture... whose camera was it? Was it yours? I know I started 4 hours after you guys but I had pounded down 4 beers and 4 shots of Tequila in less than two hours. My buzz was hitting full swing by that time.
Anyway - That chick above. Is that really her bush???
...(prog)
| By Snapper on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 11:50 am: Edit |
Is it really her bush??? ...I hope not. That is just one of the many pictures that my sick and twisted friends email to me.
I don't think I brought my camera with me that trip ...or at least I didn't bring it back with me.
| By Progman on Friday, December 20, 2002 - 06:55 pm: Edit |
I just figured it out! It was Epimetheus' camera... I'll email him. Anyway, those Philippine stories we were telling you about were true. The problem with the Philippines is that hardly anyone goes there. The ones that do come back and tell these amazing stories but no one believes them. That's fine for me - more chicks for me.
...(prog)