Las Charritas (Corner of Constitution and the Alley)

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La Charrita
(Photo courtesy of Snapper)
By Tl8 on Monday, April 29, 2002 - 07:56 am:  Edit

Charrita Club is on the corner of Callejon Coahuilla (the alley) and Constitution across the Alley from Hacienda which is on the other corner. Entrance is on the corner. Dance floor in the center. Bar across the back to your right.

I have been in here several times before but stopped by again late Sunday evening. The place was packed. No gringos. This is a ficha bar and the dance floor was crowded. Waiters push drinks moderately. No outstanding ladies but there were a lot of them. A few were ok. Most of the waitresses will dance or sit with you to have a drink. That's in addition to the girls that are there. Many overweight girls but there are enough girls to have a mixture of body types.

When the place gets crowded like this Sunday evening, the thing to do is drink and dance. A few of the girls will makeout. A few of the girls will go to the hotel. But mostly it is a dance place. Girls are generally friendly. Waiters/waitresses generally push drinks.

I can not figure out when they are busy and when they are not. Some times the place is empty. Some times like this Sunday late night, it is crowded for some reason.

They get a couple of gringos but not many. Girls in general do not speak english but all the girls are friendly and want to dance. The dance floor can get crowded.

The place is gringo friendly. Just not many gringos in the house.

By cf_ on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 01:37 pm:  Edit

Look for Lilliana, nice girl to chat with (if you speak spanish). Tell her Paty's ex-novio says "Hola".

By Sr. Leche on Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 01:50 pm:  Edit

Which one ??

By Porker on Thursday, December 26, 2002 - 09:09 am:  Edit

A dance and drink kind of place, 99.999% locals due to the cheap drinks, but they have a strip show from time to time.

I went in in the daytime last week and the waiter tried to overcharge me on the beers, 2x1 coronas for 30 pesos. He said the price is 35 pesos. I told him the sign says 30. He says that's the 'old' price. I went to the bar to complain and magically he offered me 5 more pesos change. Fucking moron. It woulda been a 5 peso tip for him, 'cept it turned into a grudge that will never be erased.

Anyway, about 1 PM they had about 4 chicas, two of which looked young and had big tits, but of course they were running around in ski parkas so you couldn't see anything, and spent more time in the bathroom than the bar. Ingenius marketing.

Of course prime time is when the star attraction is there: Big Titty Girl, aka Janeth. 20 years old and the biggest tits in the Zona. Enjoy.

By Masterbates on Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 10:37 pm:  Edit

Over the last few months, I have periodically wandered in there and stayed for a beer or two. No waiter will ever scam me, because I've already been burned too many times in the Zona by dishonest waiters. So I go directly to the bar instead.

I somehow get the impression they try and deflect from the image of a neighborhood locals bar, and seem to want to entice the tourists, hence the bar hawkers outside. I've also noticed quite a few very attractive chicas in there and was waiting for a mongers report on this place before I spend more time in there.

By Kobra on Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 10:12 pm:  Edit

Saw Janeth outside the bar late the other nite.
Think this must be the famous "Big Titty" girl.
She is quite tall and slender and very well
endowed.She was wearing what amounted to a bikini.It also showed off her obviously pregnant
stomach.She is one of the few pregnant girls that
I have found very attractive.In the room,she said
she was 5 mo. along.She looked even better with
no clothes on.Proceeded with CBJ and then cowgirl.Love that position with a girl with tits
like this one!She was very pleasant and it was a
nice session.

By Snapper on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 06:13 am:  Edit

Adim, I don't know how you like these cropped and resized, so I'll let you do it. Also you can see the name is Las Charritas, not that it matters(this bar sucks).

Admin: Photo moved to the top of this thread

By Dick Johnson on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 03:59 pm:  Edit

Good pics, Snapp. I tried to take a pic on busy Labor day weekend Sat night and a cop started harrassing me(for bribes I think)!

-DJ

By Snapper on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 11:01 pm:  Edit

I've heard that the police will "fine" you for taking pics in the zona. I just take a couple here and there and I also make sure my flash is off at night.

By Dick Johnson on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 02:45 pm:  Edit

I did use my flash and the cop started following me (though not rude) he did say something about prison!

By Locale on Monday, December 22, 2003 - 03:17 am:  Edit

Be careful in this place if you get lured on dance floor by strippers. Sat. night watched one pull a Mexican onto the floor during her act and as she was trying to pull his pants down she picked his pocket of cash. After the song she ran off to heramigo at a nearby table. The Mexican later kept searching his pockets but didn't seem to put 2 and 2 together.

By I_am_sancho on Monday, December 22, 2003 - 10:44 pm:  Edit

I was in there about two months ago and they were having a floor show. There was a ugly looking woman on stage who seemed possibly not quite all there mentally, doing a really sleazy act, totally nude right from the get go and she was totally shaved and was really making a point to show off her shaved cunt. Really it was quite disgusting. Now I'm the kind of guy who appreciates such a really sleazy display, despite all the many many thing things wrong with the picture. Even if a girl is ugly as hell I appreciate the effort to put on a really sleazy and slutty display of debauchery so I figured what the hell, this girl is working hard, she at least deserves a dollar tip. None of the all Mexican clientele was tipping her at all. So I held up my dollar and she came over and proceeded to put her leg up on the bench and spread her pussy for me. Now I was pretty shitfaced so despite her ugliness, there was a shaved pussy only a foot or so away from my hand so I grabbed it and went to playing with it. I expected her to pull away but she didn't so I stuck a finger in a little just to see what she would do. She tolerated a little penetration and I got my finger about half way in before she grabbed the dollar from my other hand and went away. I took another drink of my beer and then I smelled it. My finger had the worst, most disgusting, pussy stink I have ever smelled in my entire life. Now I am a guy with much tolerance for disgusting things but this was way over my limit. It was bad. I mean, how could a pussy possible smell that bad? I squeezed limes all over my hands to try to neutralize the odor but it was no use. In the bathroom there was no soap. I somehow managed to finish my beer and left and went down to Miami club where at least they have a decent bathroom with soap. I washed and washed but still the retched pussy stink would not come off my finger. I went to HK and drank another beer and squeezed more lime juice on my fingers but it was no use. Maybe it was just psychologically burned in my brain but I could still smell that retched smell as I was showering at home the next morning. I don't think I can face walking in that club again without suffering from post traumatic stress disorder. The horror.

By Atomicdog on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - 07:44 pm:  Edit

Next time use mustard to get rid of the smell!!

By Masterbates on Monday, August 23, 2004 - 08:38 pm:  Edit

Wow. Great report Sancho. Where is this shaved-pussy fat mentally-challenged chica, and how can I meet her?

By Reytj on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 09:30 am:  Edit

According to a recent Frontera article, this bar has the same owner as Mexico Lindo and La Red de Accion. The owner also happens to be the spokesman for the zona bar and hotel association.

By Pecs82001 on Monday, February 20, 2006 - 12:01 pm:  Edit

Used to bang Janeth from Tecate..aka big titty. Had great service. Has anyone seen her around lately. Missed them big titties.

By Zoner on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 12:13 am:  Edit

Although I read her name recently in another thread I'll post here.

Last time I saw Janet de Tecate was 1.5 yrs ago. Nice chica, good dancer, dressed fashionably. GFE sessions, TLNs 500 pesos. I don't think her senos naturales were larger than c cups but since she's delgada & they hung low like fruits on a tree they appeared bigger. I stopped doing her regularly after one nite I caught her smoking kri kri in my hotel bathroom.

By Pecs82001 on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 05:43 am:  Edit

She did crystal like 70% of the girls in the zona. I didn't mind her doing it it just made the sessions more hot and wild. Mind friends down the hall in Cascadas used to think I was killing her with all the screaming she did.
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I truly miss this one.


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