DAY 1
Myself and a fellow monger decided to head down to Tijuana for the weekend. We drove all the way from phoenix. The journey took us 5 hours. Our arrival at World parking was around 2 p.m. on Saturday. We passed through the gates and stopped at Caliente for a few cold pappy's. After a couple beers we walked over to the zona. We decided to check-in at Cascadas for two nights. The total cost was $80.

I believe we headed to AB next. We enjoyed some strippers and drank. Next we took a stroll through the alley. We hit Chicago Club and Tropical. Alot of drinking was done at Tropical because the beer was cheap. Later we hit the Tropa hoping for a lesbian show but nada. The waiter tried to ripoff my buddy on a currency exchange there but I straightened him out. I think we hit Amor Latino after that. At some point we went back to AB. I excused myself and hit the streets. I ended up with Rocio on Constitution by the Hacienda Bar. We agreed on $20 and we went to the hotel on the East side of Constitution. The hotel was $4. I got to do her and when I was getting ready to finish I pulled off the condom and blew a load on her bush and stomach just like Peter North!!

I said goodbye and went back to AB. Scooped up my buddy and we were walking around. A barker named Carlos latched on to us and took us to Valentinos. I like the shower show in there. I think my buddy puked in this place. Carlos took us to 5th Avenue massage. This place was a cab ride away. There were at least 3 hot girls to choose from. I got first choice and took the hot brunette. In the room I stripped down and so did the girl. At this point I really wanted a legit massage and didn't care about extras. The massage was $40 for about an hour. I enjoyed the conversation with the girl and she was very pretty. However, I was not willing to pay the $100 fee. I stuck with the massage. I would go back though. A classy place.

Next, we headed back to the alley where my buddy needed to turn in. In the alley I was trying to steer a group of 12 asians to a good bar as they looked lost. I decided to fly solo back to AB to find a black girl in honor of MLK day. I found my good friend Carina from Acapulco. We agreed on $30. She has some big natural tits. It was a great time but the gfe was missing. I found out that would come the next evening. I believe I went to bed around this time. Oh, by the way I got ripped off by the shoeshine boy for about $13 as I tried to get some valium. Anybody know the best way to get it?

DAY 2
We got up bright and early and had breakfast at Tres Garcia. Everything was good but that place is damn slow. I think we started drinking at around 10:30 a.m. Some of the daytime AB girls were quoting $20 for sex, massage, and bj. I think we stopped after two drinks and went back to the room because it was just two early to start this again.

As the first football game came on we went back down to AB. They showed the first game but never changed the channel for the Raiders game. Most people in there only cared about the soccer game. We caught the Raiders game at CC. I made friends with the DJ at CC. He remembered me from last time and let me play rap and techno because I brought him a bunch of new music. The girls in CC were only asking $30. Threesomes were offered for around $80.

I know I ended up doing Cari who stands on Constitution. This girl is really hot. Natural DD's. She got but naked and did everything for $20.

Back in Tropical I got ripped off by Carlos. This is a street guy. He was supposed to get me Valium for $10. Oh well. Where is Ramirez when I need him?

By the way, we ate at Kentucky Fried Buches, the Birrieria, had some tacos al pastor, hot dogs, and coctel de camaron. Everything was great.

Later that evening I headed back to AB. I left my buddy there and headed up for another $30 session with Carina. This time was different with her. Full GFE action with lots of kissing. Apparently when I came down to the bar I was covered in lipstick. The bar was pretty entertaining that night. Their was some tough guy dancing that all the girls wanted. Then some big fat rastaman got out there and took his shirt off. Jessica the 440 loved it. They started forming a train on the dance floor with about 5 girls and everybody was drunk and fell down. We made it until about midnight this evening.

DAY 3
Monday we had to leave. I suggested one more lap around the zona. We ended up in AB at 9:00 a.m. this time. I had two screwdrivers to drink and took off for the alley. The pickins were slim but I found a hottie with nice tits. The name escapes me. I got her for $20. This was an average session. We finished up and got our bags out of Cascadas. Around 10 a.m. we took a cab to the border. The line was short. No problems with the border monkeys this time. Got the car out of World parking and drove back to reality. A great trip overall and I can't wait to do it again.

great report roberto. i was there briefly at ab from 1030am to noon.. $30 at ab and cc? damn i knew $40 was too much, lol.. are you going again in feb? i hope to hang out with JD, and mr bill feb 13, 14th.

Thanks for the report, Roberto. I hope you had a good time, drank too much, and didn't pay too much for pussy. Yeah, Happyboy, I hope you can make it to TJ with me and JD (and his bud). Ben has promised a freebie with all three primas if we show up at La Tropa Friday night...

MrBillThePurple-HeadedPrimaEater

Good Report,

I dont mean to knock anyone, but I cant say there is any hot/stunning ladies in TJ.

I used to go there in the high school days and it was straight nasty.
So it's still filled with street action?

Make some time and go to Rio instead.

CN

I concur Roberto, good stuff. But hey, how come you kept getting ripped off? Was in because they could see you and your buddy had a few beers and were trying to take advantage?

I learned a long time ago from my fellow mongers on this board, always pay with pesos. And I always make it a point to tell chicas I'm no longer a tourist to Tijuana. (it helps very much if you say it in Spanish)

BTW, Ceenotes, I just keep hearing that about Rio. Some monger from this site recently returned from there and when I met him in the Zona, he showed me photos of the most beautiful women.

Master Bates

Masterbates,

It's a great place. The flight may be a bitch but I'm used to it by now.
You get young girls from 18-23, clean, they really take care of themselves. None of this tissue clean up you get in TJ. The body are unbelievable, and the selection, in a days work you can run into thousands of girls ready to party with you.

TJ there are to many problems with dirty whores, old ladies with guts, TV's and a diamond in the rough good looking one who has been nailed 11 times by midnight and your next.

In Rio you can meet girls who only do 2 or 3 guys a week just to pay rent. Everyday there are new girls turning 18 hitting the venue in Rio.

In TJ the whores do 2 to 3 guys a DAY to support there habits.

CN

Whores in TJ that do 2 or 3 guys a day are probably butt-ugly and fat. The top-tier chicas in AB and CC do scores more than that on the good nights. Still, the point is the same. I agree with Roberto that TJ is a great place; but it in NO WAY compares to Rio. GFE with clean garotas for cheap prices. The girls are much prettier in Rio as well. Rio is my #1, TJ is good but it's a distant #2.

Maverick,

I think TJ should be off the charts! Besides Rio there are numerous other cites(bahia,recife) in Brazil that's even cheaper than Rio with talent.
How about Cuba or Buenos Aires?
I know it's a distance but well worth it and most likely mongers who hit Brazil won't be in TJ any more.
what's the top-tier ratio in TJ 1 out of 30 on a good night.
that's how it was 10 years ago.

CN

Roberto, Where is Valentinos and what is the shower show all about?

I must admit that since experiencing Rio, it's hard to get excited about TJ. I doubt I'd be going anymore if it weren't at my doorstep. The only "great" thing about TJ is the convenience factor. Once you take away that, the cost of TJ chicas and the generally superficial 20-minute experiences you get don't compare to the more exotic locales. Still, I rate TJ "good" and "fun" for mongering-when standing on it's own. Top tier chicas are getting harder to come by, though. Ceenotes is probably right on the 1 to 30 ratio. RobertX came from AZ. Was it worth the trip? I'd say so; it's not always possible to take a week off and jet to BA or Rio. But given the option, TJ is not a consideration. It does not compare- at all.

Maverick,

I'm glad that the issue resolves around convenience.
I also know it's not one of those things you tell the co-workers your going to like Rio.

CN

Catinflas
There is no Valentinos in the zona.
There is a disco called Valentinos but it is far from the zona.
I think he may be reffering to Valentinas which is in the alley like 20 paces before Miami club.
The shower show is just when a girl finishes her routine she may jump in here to shower or Simulate a shower just like La Tropa nothing special

Good Luck
Milkman

Roberto you finally met me
What did you think ?

"Their was some tough guy dancing that all the girls wanted"

I am blushing

Milkman

Again, I'm not sure how you can mention TJ and Rio or Buenos Aires in the same sentence. TJ is what it is. A dirty border town. Nothing more nothing less. There are some beautiful girls there. No doubt about it but the quality can't even come close to cities like Rio or Buenos Aires. The sessions can't compare either.

You guys are really doing a disservice to yourselves (and your penises) by not visiting Buenos Aires or Rio. NO border town can compare with the Big Leaugues of South America.

Last year alone I hit Mexico City twice, Tijuana, Nogales, Buenos Aires about 6 times and Rio twice. Everyone that thinks TJ is cheap is not really looking at the big picture. $60 for 30 minutes (max) + $11 for room + $1 for towel boy = $72 US for 30 minutes with a girl that arguably will have sex with at least 5 guys that night. Some as many as 15. YES, you read that right.

Again, I'm no expert on any of these cities but I was there long enough to see how it all worked out. I'm not saying I didn't have fun. I really did but it was a different kind of fun. In the end....a border town will always be a border town...

Godfather, you are right. If we all had money laying around and could take weeks off from work with no worries, TJ would close down (and nobody would tell Dogster). Now, if anyone with the time and the money to go to Rio or BA still opts to go to TJ, then we have a problem...

Godfather, you are wrong. You say "Everyone that thinks TJ is cheap is not really looking at the big picture."

My points
1) The big picture is adding that $1030 airfare(what it would cost me) to the total cost of the trip.

2) You state "$60 for 30 minutes (max) + $11 for room + $1 for towel boy = $72 US for 30 minutes with" -I can count all the times I spent that much for a half hour on three fingers.

3) You state "Some as many as 15. YES, you read that right." I bet for a lot of these chicas that number is quite a bit higher, but most TJ vets don't go after these high volume chicas.

4) You state "I'm no expert on any of these cities but I was there long enough to see how it all worked out." Finally you right!-lol (Sorry, I have to be such a smart-ass)
I feel that TJ takes some time to gain some instincts as far as finding the best chicas to please you.

Now with all that being said I must add that you have a lot more experience in TJ than I have in any venue outside of TJ. I don't deny you the fact that the looks of the standard chica in BA or Rio is well above that of the chicas in TJ. I see most of these pics and my jaw drops when I see such perfect asses(and I'm not even an ass man). All I know is that I go to TJ and have a fuck'n blast. I've made a six day trip on a budget that would only buy me airfare to Rio.

I will make to Rio and BA sometime. I just need to have enough time to justify the Travel time and airfare before I will do so. Until then I love TJ.

-snapper-

Snapper, I always admitted that TJ can be a fun place. Go read my original report. I had a blast when I was there but it's just so much different. No matter what anyone says it is and will always just be a border town. Plain and simple.

I have a particular taste of girls and all the hotties in TJ happened to probably be the high volume girls. There were hundreds of girls I'm sure would have been more GFE and spent more time but I was simply not attracted to them.

I had fun in TJ. It's a good place to go if you live in California or if you're gonna be in San Diego anyway. I'd go again.

"Go read my original report." Yeah, yeah. I read your stink'n report, and I thought it was great. I love reading TJ trip reports from newbies. Your report had a twist to it that was a little different. That being that you are a well traveled veteran monger. I loved the comparison of TJ to 7-11. Let me tell you, the slurpies at 7-11 are excellent. Your TJ report was by far the most interesting report on TJ that I've read in a long time. This is why I would like to nominate it for "Mexico Trip Report of the Year".

I did also notice from your report that you did take up some vary high volume chicas. Namely Michelle and Smith. I've never taken either of these chicas up, but from what I've read they are just slightly above average for the high volume chicas. What you did on your trip is almost the same as I did on my first trip to TJ.

It doesn't take too long to figure out that you can get better experiences form lower volume chicas. I'm lucky in that I can find things very attractive about a chica that most monger wouldn't. For example look at the(horrible) photo of Abigail-AB. She has this expression where she drops her jaw that drive me nuts. She slightly shows that expression in that photo. This chica has one of the best attitudes and I really feel that she is one of the most under rated chicas in TJ. There isn't too much reported about her. I believe this is because other mongers want to keep her a secret.

My point is, I feel you would do thing totally different on your second, third or fourth trip to TJ and have a totally different attitude about it.

-snapper-

...And please don't say "it is and will always just be a border town." That's like when then girl you've been chasing around for 8 months trying to get in her pants says "I am and will always just be your friend.

Snapper,

Everything godfather is saying is correct except TJ is a fun place. To me it was a dump a bunch of fat whores from 16-50 years old, with five rolls on there stomach. Pussys hairy and smell like shit, I bet you enjoy watching that tissue clean up (after some dumb fuck screwed her bareback for an extra $100USD).
You may find a stunner in the group but the odds are 1to 50 on a good weekend.
but if you dont care about face, body, and hygiene Go ahead have fun and fuck in a crack house hotel and shoot your load.

About the airfare to Rio or BA, godfather was talking about the sex, it's your own problem on getting airfare. Some people are connected with airlines and can fly there for less than $300 or some peoples have miles to redeem or have there eyes open on good fare. Only newbies like you will pay only $1000 for south america.

So have fun in TJ fucking those hairy crack whores and filtering out the TV's in the alley.


CN

Snapper,

In Rio or Buenos Aires, when you go on the track every girl is between 18-25.
Not like TJ where grandmothers are out on the program trying to make $5.
So if a girl is over 25 or 30 in Rio/BA she would not take a foot on the track and if she does she will not make anything.

CN

Yikes Ceenotes. I think there is fun to be had anywhere if you put your mind to it.

Snapper. Thanks for those nice words. I always try to be objective in my reports. Maybe I would do things differently on my subsequent trips to TJ but I still would only go with girls I'm attracted to. That is the great thing about the hobby. We are not all attracted to the same girls. One guy's "10" is another guys "4". The number system never has and never will have merit with me.

Sorry if I offended you with my "border town" comment but that's just how I see it. I still believe that any dude that saves up and goes to Buenos Aires or Rio would be amazed at the quality of sessions and the variety of girls. It's simply amazing.

I hope everyone has fun no matter what continent or city they are hobbying.

Life is good.

Sorry if I offended you with my "border town" comment ...I'm not that easily offended. I was just goof'n.

I still would only go with girls I'm attracted to ...Me too, I guess I'm lucky that I find chicas with fat, wrinkled pussies attractive, since(according to C-note) that's all TJ has to offer.

-snapper-