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No no. Let me re-clarify what I am saying as the way I write, I tend to be misunderstood. Each male has their own preferences and handicaps. The handicap may come in ways of age, fitness, attitude or some other limitation. When looking at the pictures on Club Hombre, you must understand who is exactly taking the pictures and making the report to truly appreciate the looks of the ladies.

Lets say I was President of the Players Club and I sent out a 65 year old out of shape male to get some ladies. The 65 year old male then comes back with some slightly questionable, but still decent, 22 year olds. I would pat the guy on the back and tell him he did a good job. Now lets say I sent a fit outgoing 22 year old and he came back with these slightly questionable 22 year olds. I would reprimand him and tell him to go back out and try again.

Hunterman is always being bashed by certain persons on this board for the pictures he posts. The pictures are always at least decent, but some are a little questionable and may not be my top choices when mongering. Hey. The guy is in his 60s. Im not putting down his age, I will be there one day too. Im just saying that his pictures are pretty good for being at such a point in life when most guys have called it quits with the ladies. I'll be lucky if I am leading back a pack of ladies like that when I am in my 60s.

As for myself, I do prefer the younger more inexperienced spinner variety. However, my equipment was just not built for that type of lady. So when in Southeast Asia where no woman is truly built for larger equipment, Im proud that I found the women I did.

The point you fail to grasp is that you know almost ZILCH about what different mongers are like on this site, yet you talk shit about them regarding the photos they post (which are at least as good, or better, than the girls you've posted pics of, and apparently are extremely proud of). I admire your enthusiasm for mongering, but you're a legend in your own mind.

My friend, I have not talked shit about any one monger's pictures. I have made blanket generalizations and stated that one guys picks may not be my top choices.

Your opinions about my pictures and my opinions about other pictures are just that, opinions. Honestly, Im not enthralled by some of the pictures you throw up on this board. We could all sit here all day long and point out each others pictures and tell each other how we dont like this or dont like that.

Do I care, no. I had a great time and Im proud of my choices.

Your tone when addressing me always appears like you want to fight it out. That may be your way from growing up in Texas, but in my neighborhood it equates to a man who wants to fight.

Not sure what you mean by "larger equipment"; big body or big cock? Either way, I know people on this board who fulfill that description who are able to get into the spinners with great regularity. Now if you are "supersized" in either category, that's a different story.

Your tone when addressing me always appears like you want to fight it out

Not usually, no. Actually I've held my tongue quite a bit because you tend to cry like a wounded puppy at the slightest criticism and I don't like being a bully. If you think these are fighting words, you really need to improve your reading comprehension.

IE, since you self proclaimed your self in the upper echelon of handsome men who visit AC, and since you none of you pics has broken a score of 25 I must reprimand you. go back out and try again

Yes beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But your eye apprears a bit far from the mean. I think we all tend to have a self serving bias about our pics. It's near impossible to divorce yourself from the memories and non-visual sensations from the experience with the girl.

Hey. The guy is in his 60s.

Well, excuuuuuuuuse me. I JUST turned 60, and most of my pictures are of girls I chose while I was in my 50's ;-}. In my 60's. Humph. At least, I don't have to worry about my bedmates reminding me of my daughter (I don't have any granddaughters).

And questionable? I questioned them, I liked their line of bull. No problem. Seriously, we all have different tastes, so a hottie in your eyes may be "questionable" to me. And that's a good thing. Difficulties can arise when guys with identical tastes monger together.

I figured out a long time ago that the majority of the guys on this board, by the way they express themselves, wear big shoes, have big hands, and talk with a deep voice. Do the math. The little girls understand. LOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size

I got too much time on my hands.

Well, ANY girl I barfine knows the size of my dick before I EVER even CONSIDER paying her barfine. She better let her "fingers do the walking" or there's no ride down the Soi attached to the back of my motobike...

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Well, ANY girl I barfine knows the size of my dick before I EVER even CONSIDER paying her barfine

Funny you bring that up, still my worst Thailand experience to date, my starfish Mandarin 3-some my first night in country, the HOTTIE tells me after begging off fucking me that my dick's 'too big' (Ironeagle disease???), and that when she 'check me' in the bar I was smaller. My thinking at the time was that in-room stimulation is a helluva lot different than looking at reflections of pussy on a mirrored floor. Oh, and that Viagra stuff...

Ahhh, Viagra... THAT old chestnut...

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When I was in high school, every male seemed to agree that the best looking women were tall and slender with clean faces.

When I was in the Army, a different situation arose. Everyone had a different background and the definition of "attractive" seemed to fluctuate. There was one group of guys who enjoyed bigger, fuller bodied women. Another group of guys who enjoyed very hairy women. Some of the pictures that floated around sometimes tested one's stomach depending upon which group you were apart of. The strip clubs at Fort Benning had different women to suit each soldiers taste from the disgustingly fat to the rail skin skinny. There were soldiers that went for just about every type.

The scoring system is flawed. I have seen pictures of naked fat-asses posted up, big bodied women,some woman fully clothed laying flat on her stomach etc. all with seemingly high scores. The scores of the Brazil women seem especially out of line, at least in my opinion. Either the reporters friends are helping them out or maybe the group of people on here seem more characteristic of certain males in the military where they enjoy these type of women.

Only one reporter on Clubhombre has ever constantly delivered attractive looking women (in my point of view) and that is Walkingdude. He seems to find sharp slender bodied women in Thailand all with that super perverted smile. When he heads to Brazil, he also seems to find the same type of women. I dont think anyone else seems to deliver such quality and I would rate his women "porn quality". However, under the old scoring system, you gave him 5s, 6s, and 7s.

In going through some other pictures (not Walkingdudes), I have come up with some gruesome Brazilian pictures that seem higher rated. I even found some pictures of some Filipino women with crooked teeth, fat bellies and a bad case of Herpes all higher rated.

All of the women I found were under 100 lbs, flat bellied, in shape and very energetic in the bedroom. They went all night long, they didnt "run" on me and no one had a bad case of Herpes.

I believe my standards are in-line. . .

(Message edited by ironeagle on April 30, 2006)

Actually, your standards are just your standards. The number of people that agree with them does not make them more or less applicable to anyone else. I don't understand why you seem to think it important to judge others by YOUR standards, but I keep picking that up in your posts.

Chill out, enjoy your own pickings, and be glad that everyone doesn't have the exact same tastes as you, or the 5 girls that meet those standards would be snapped up long-term before you got there.

All of the women I found were under 100 lbs, flat bellied, in shape and very energetic in the bedroom. They went all night long, they didnt "run" on me and no one had a bad case of Herpes.

You indeed have high standards.

I look forward to the day when you will pass the 20+ pinays mark and truly have some basis for comparison to those that have done 100+ Asian girls...

Porker,

I have news for you. I just checked with the S&P guys and they wont list you in the Total Asshole Index because your still trading OTC.

Hunterman,

My fights not with you. . .



(Message edited by ironeagle on April 30, 2006)

Here is a good example of the scoring system. I just looked at some pictures that some guy posted of some Peru babes. There is a picture of three fat asses stacked on top of each other that could be mistaken for 3 naked NYC construction workers. This picture rated 16 points. Then I click forward and there is some Indonesian woman that looks a lot better with just 6 votes.

Sorry for my subjectiveness, but somehow, something seems skewed.

>somehow, something seems skewed

Always has been, always will be, not a damn thing you or anyone else can do about it. You're probably unaware this subject has been discussed to death. Hombre even changed the scoring system a while back. But you can keep wasting your time and energy fretting about it if you like. I suggest finding a better use of your time.

Personally, the only person that needs to like my choices, is me.

What about the pop test? If you dont pop, she is bad looking. If you pop, but its just a small one, she is so-so. If its an average sized pop, then she is average-above average. If its that pop that reaches the pillow or her face, then wow, she is definately good looking.

Well, I got my own scoring system too. On a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 represents "most useless", and 10 represents "the importance of the word of God," I rate this thread a minus 1.

Would a discussion of factors affecting the proposed "pop test" help?

I think there will be a lot of complex factors.

Hombre posted something about buying a new cell phone that will calculate those factors so he could create a better scoring system. Unfortunately, I dont think that will happen until the new quad-core processors debut next year. In fact, Bill Gates might integrate such a scoring system into the new Microsoft Explorer. Unfortunately, Google may file suit and then things will get tied for a while. I guess we will have to put up with the regular scoring system until then.



(Message edited by ironeagle on May 02, 2006)

I've been looking through the Philippines section of the site and I can't find the typical "what are the best airfares and where do I find them" thread. I'm looking to take a trip in January. Any advice about how much I should expect to pay or where to look for the deals?

http://www.bt-store.com/

I used this service based out of California. Good customer service. I had no problems. They were cheaper than Orbitz.com or Travelocity.com

http://www.cathay-usa.com/dotm/dotm.asp

This is Cathay Pacific's Deal of the month site. Hong Kong based carrier - if you want to buy direct.

Good luck.. I am sure the others' will chime in.
\m/

Monkeybrains, how can one answer what is a good fare or typical if we have no idea where you are departing from? details...

Look at flyertalk and learn some FF tools. You may also want to start with farecompare.com

"Metal" travels during ultimate dead times, but his link is a solid one. Meanwhile, I'D advise browsing individual airlines' websites, orbitz.com, and travelocity.com ...

I tend to be misunderstood

NAWWWW...

Haha. My bad. I'm flying out of NYC.

Thanks for the links evernyone. I'll check them out.

I heard anywhere from $800 to $1300 is a typical fare. Does that sound right?

860-1200 is the range for all carriers thru the year + around 75-100 in taxes. China air is the lowest price of course. I highly recommond Singapore Air for 100 or so more.

Thanks Don Marco. I'll check singapore air first. I've flown them, and they do have excellent service.

A friend of mine, an ex-ClubHombre member returned from the Philippines last week. He used to be a trip buddy of mine and accompany me sometimes to Tijuana Mexico on mongering excursions.

A few years ago, he discovered PI and ordered a Filipina bride through a catalogue. Periodically he goes back there with his mail-order-bride to visit her family members.

While in the Philippines, his wife takes off for a few days to go see other relatives which leaves him alone in the hotel room for a few days.

That's when the action starts.

While in the Philippines, this friend of mine constantly called me or sent me e-mail messages everyday telling me of the wild times he had with all these beautiful young girls.

And he didn't pay a dime. He says not all the action is in the hooker bars. He went on to tell me how easy it is to pick up a girl through casual conversation just in a restaurant somewhere.

He was in touch with me almost everyday telling of how he felt like he had died and reached heaven with the amount of beautiful young spinners who just wanted to have sex with him.

Upon his return to the USA he called me quite literally every single day telling me of his ventures with getting laid.

He has told me repeatedly he's completely done with Tijuana, as trying to get GFE is like a roll of the dice. Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes (or most of the time) you don't. He says the Philippines is not like that.

He had women approaching him all the time, asking if he was American and asking if he was looking for a wife to take back to the USA. He said he felt like a rock star or something, with the constant approaches from beautiful women everywhere.

He further told me if I for any reason remotely doubted what he was telling me, to book a flight with him when he goes back next time, therefore being allowed to see, and experience for myself the ultimate fantasies come true in this land of mongering haven.

Now, before I go on, this friend of mine is by no means a Brad Pitt look-a-like. Far from it. He's in his early 40's and is (get this) way over 300 lbs! Yes, he says the reason why many Filipinas look up to a heavy-set white guy is because being overweight in PI is a symbol of wealth and success. Is this true guys?

He has begged me and begged me to go back with him, as he keeps pleading with me to try and understand the level of satisfaction he gets when he goes there. After visiting PI he says he'll never set foot in Mexico again.

When in the Philippines, he goes to a place called Iligan City. Somewhere down south. Anyone ever hear of that? PI is something I simply have to put on my to-do list before I die. The stories are endless from mongers from this forum, as well as people outside of CH.

Incidentally, my friend leaves for the Philippines tommorow. His wife left some expensive jewelry behind and he's on his way back there to retrieve it personally before they pawn it. He's going alone, without his Filipina wife this time.

He asked to to accompany him, but work, plus family commitments have prevented me from doing so. I know I will regret not going, so here I sit pouring out my sorrow on this forum while my ex-TJ trip buddy goes back and has the time of his life once again.

Life is so unfair.

Master Bates.

MB, you're welcome to be my wingman any time. I'm headed over for Thanksgiving week (Nov 19-26). Just beware that once you go - you'll want to go back. Especially if you thought Mexico was fun.

As for your friend - I hope he gets a 2nd hotel room to bring the girls back to. It's going to be a bit awkward when one of them shows up after his wife returns to the hotel!

MB,

Trust me, if you go - you will want to go back. Just like Phoenixguy said. And the Filipina ladies will love to hear your history lessons and get wet with your knowledge.

Your life will change forever, I know mine has...
\m/

Point taken Metal (formerly Metalboots, I assume?) I know just by talking to this buddy of mine, I will eventually take the plunge and go to PI.

Phoenixguy, thanks for the invite. And yes, when my friend brought his wife, that's EXACTLY what he did do, is get a second hotel room a couple of floors down, so his wife wouldn't suddenly come back unexpectedly.

m. Bates.

When it comes to desperation moves I take the cake. I sold out my entire life to live here now. Today I went out barhopping, spent about P500 on drinks and lady drinks and had more fun in 4 hours than I ever had in Vegas or TJ for that amount by far. I have a top shelf girl here so no need for the barfine, but if I do want I bring my girl along too as she likes to play with some strange sometimes too. All my bills come up to around $250 USD per month. My place is decent and I'm very comfortable. I wouldn't even deal with the hassle of TJ anymore. For the price of a street girl for 15 minutes I can get all night better quality and action here.

Hey guys. Been debating where to go and for how long, and have decided on AC. Mentally using my $300 a month savings I will have next year by moving into a cheaper apartment.

Sadly, just for two weeks and looking at Feb 9th departure from NYC and getting back Feb 25th. My birthday falls on the 15th, so this is good. (I wonder if I have the capacity to screw my age and have 35 different ones..)

Hotel. I think I will spluge some and try the new Pacific Breeze pending new website this week. Wondering if I could get a discount for 14 days or atleast a birthday night upgrade to this Admiral Suite mentioned. As good as the Central Park reviews seem, I may as well book the whole time. Pool is important to me as no beach right close.

Flights. $1200 RT economy on Singapore Airlines out of JFK at 11pm making MNL at 1pm and return from MNL at 6pm to JFK at 11am. Lets me work a full day Friday and enough rest to work on the Monday back. Will book right after booking hotel. Seems doubtful I will find much better. Looked at airline auctions, they seem really fucked up with lots of fine print regarding restrictions and add-on fees depending on airport, day of week, ect.. I suppose one could get lucky.

Couple bold questions...
Anal seems rarely mentioned. Is it difficult to find girls in AC up for it and does it often require extra tip? Would even asking about it be a turn off in a bar to the girl I am working or others in her clique? Would prostate massage or rimming requests freak them out? Would my good looks, charm, wit, and lack of a gut help? Brazil, Venezuela, and some dirty girlfriends may have poisoned me a little. Certainly not a need or desire for this all the time though.

Is stinky coochie really a common problem? Should I create an illustrated and laminated feminine hygine poster for my shower area? Does girly wash come in tastey flavors? Do the bathrooms in AC hotels have water hoses attached to the toilet?

Summer wardrobe getting a bit ragged. Local shopping for clothing fairly decent and cheap?

Is Valentines day celebrated in the bars?


Thanks for all the postings in this section. They and a couple exchanges with a fine swine helped me make this choice.

Found this Pac-Man t-shirt researching the Cherry Girl thing

(Message edited by keeper on November 13, 2006)

(Message edited by keeper on November 13, 2006)

1200 bucks sounded like a lot, but a quick check of orbitz and China Air's website weren't very fruitful, so maybe with your travel dates you're running into Chinese New Year or something, which can have an effect on both airfares and available seats at a time that's usually a slow travel season. As others have mentioned before, might want to check with an Asian specialty travel agent, though if it really is Chinese New Year during your dates, even they probably won't be able to help.

Re: anal in Angeles, just about ANYTHING your perverted mind can conjure up will be available in AC and not all that difficult to find, but "3 holers" are not AC's specialty and certainly not as common as, say, Brazil. But if you're looking for dirty, no-holes barred sluts, just tell enough waitresses and mamasans and they'll find some for you. My own experience was that many sweet AC girls are so eager to please that they'll give up their ass if they like you, but banging cherry ass or inexperienced ass is probably not gonna cut it for somebody used to wilder girls. These girls are more "bite the pillow" types.

Re: rimming, might have to teach girls how to do it, but again, many are eager to please and will give it a try. Bigballs supposedly used to give that mission to cherry girls when he was barfining multiple girls in shifts! Said they didn't do a half-bad job at it, too.

Stinky pussy? I've had isolated cases, but the % has been small. If it's truly nasty smelling, might be an infection and you might want to to just send her away immediately. "Fishbox", though, is likely day old rotting jizz from the last guy she was with. Not 'dangerous' per se, but still, not a muff I'd wanna go diving into! If you're worried, can always "let your fingers do the walking" for you before you barfine!

Keeper: Sounds like money is no object for you by the way you talk about your choice in hotel and that it is your birthday. If that is the case, why bother with AC and go straight to Manila where the girls are hotter, the hotels much nicer and a lot more to do. This is what I dont understand about a lot of the new mongers who say money is no object(not saying you Keeper)...if that's the case then why go to AC when you can continue to spend money but stay in Manila where the girls are 10 times hotter and there are endless things to do.

Blazers..
You raise a good question for me to think about. Doing things other than mongering. On my Venezuela trips, I was out and about as much as I was shagging. In Rio I found myself on a straight up mongering trip. If it is straight mongering with a high volume of girls, AC looks like a good choice with prices and denisty of the Field's area. Perhaps I should consider spending part of this trip in Manila or somewhere else in PI.

Looks have never been at the top of my list and I doubt I would have much more of a good time in place full of 9s and 10s as 7s and 8s. My 'doable' range is pretty wide. In my limited experince by CH standards, quality of service and girl's interest seems to decrease with looks.

Admittedly, my budget for this trip might be excessive at total of $4500. Very likely even with a $50 a night room I'll end up well under. If I had more time to go on trips, I am sure I would be tighter with the wallet.

Thanks for the feedback

Oh, and btw, doubt you'll be getting any 'free upgrades' to a pimp suite at Pacific Breeze on your birthday. If they have any clue it's your birthday, though, the staff may come by and sing for you.

Allright, I think I have my shit better squared after lots of reading here and other places. Some PMs I am very grateful for too.

Bumping up trip to have 16 nights in PI in Febuary. Travel agent out of Chinatown NYC got me a great deal at $1,020 that includes an overnight with hotel on the way out in Tokyo to see a friend. Late flight in, so going to check out EDSA and the Hotel Copacabana looks good for that. Off to AC and planning to idiot proof myself by starting at Orchid Inn. Apartment Royale looks like a great place to move to after a few days when the pool lounging scene wears off and I am used to how things roll some.

Side trips and getting away from the bars now and then are my new focus. A two night trip with a girl towards the end to a beach would do me well. Very open to suggestions. Would consider taking a break from PI to broaden my trip. For example, I see airasia.com has getaways out of Clark for 2 people and 2 night beach hotel for $200 in Kota Kinabalu, Malayasia.

Couple questions:
Are the bargirls able to leave and enter other countries on the spur of the moment?
Is it best just to wait until I am in AC and go through a travel agency?
Will I need the girl's name to book air tickets?

Thanks again guys
(travel agent: C and K Travel 718-88-1208)

Keeper
PI girls should be able to get in to Malaysia OK on a 2 week tourist visa stamp, expecially if accompanied by a Westerner. For a short trip within PI with a newly acquired GF I can recommend Boracay (see trip report). Cebu is also supposed to be well worthwhile but I have no first hand experience. Book while in AC, and yes, you will need girl's name for air ticket.

While some of the bar girls in AC have passports, I think that is a small minority. If you are thinking about taking a girl you have yet to meet, probably better to think of a location within the PI. Blazers has posted a trip report called Honey Ko Travel Guide. This is an excellent place to suggests some real nice PI holdays you can take a special someone on.

One place not covered in Blazer's guide is Subic/Olongapo. Subic is didn't seem nearly in the league of the places in Blazers report but it's only like a two hour drive from AC. There is also enough tourist infrastructure (including nightlife) to keep you happy on a beach for a couple of days. Then again you seemed like you aren't going to pinch pennies so Boracay looks like a grat destination. Maybe a little difficult to do in two days and they flight to/from Clark are not daily. You can definitely take care of these travel arrangements after you are on the ground.

One thing you can't confidently leave until you are on the ground is the spontaneous hotel hopping between places like Royal Amsterdam and the Orchid. These Field Ave hotel operate at near 100% vacancy and are booked out weeks if not months in advance.

Since you are a handsome fit guy and if you have your heart set on anal perhaps Pattaya is a better destination fit?

I would venture to say that precious few bargirls have passports. Nothing stopping them from joining you for a few days in Boracay or some other Philippine beach destination though.

another thing would be getting the visa to go to other countries. I've heard it is getting harder to get visas out of the country unless pinay has an occupation that shows she is established in the community. something tells me that "entertainer" would not count as being well established. of course i could be wrong on this.

Takes 5 days for Filipinas to get a passport, a day to get a visa if required to most Asian countries. Passport cost all in all P750 for the rush service plus P180 for the pictures. 99% of the bar girls do not have a passport. If they do have one be very aware, the only two reasons a bar girl gets a passport is if she has a moneyko to get it, or she has or is planning to be a blow job girl in Japan, Korea, Hong Kong ect.

Bud

It takes 5 days to get a passport once you have all of the documents to apply with. Getting the documents is another thing. For a filipino to get a passport, they need an NBI clearence. This is basically a paper that says they have no police record. Some girls get a passport BEFORE they start hooking around because they may not be able to get one after they get arrested for something after they start hooking. Another thing a filipina needs in order to get a passport is a barangay clearence. If she lived in a barangay, and most of them do or did) Then they need to get this. A barangy is like a ghetto and most of them are from "the province" which is another word for ghetto and or jungle people and or moutain people. These are words that they call themselves. A girl cant get a barangay clearence if she is a known prostitute or has a record. Keep in mind, having a clean record in the phils isnt really saying much because people dont call the Philippine National Police (PNP) like they do here. The only way the PNP shows up when you call them is if they feel like it. If no shots are being fired then they usually dont do anything. There are also only passport offices in certain places. Some people need to travel a ways to get to one. There are a lot of reasons that a girl will have a passport but the most basic one is that she plans on going somewhere eventually.

Interesting insights Hugh. I am intrigued by the psychological and practical aspects to the working girl life, but try not to think about it too much or often.

A fantastic first posting here. Welcome.

Hughgrekshin,
Where did you get your info on provinces and borangays.

I would say that a barangay is like a district or ward of a city and a province is like a county.

Hi guys, Last trip to AC, I met a cam girl named Kaycee on the site, real name joyce, anybody else met her yet, she's outstanding.

Heya Angeles City vets. A question. I am considering a trip to AC for the first time in mid October. I look forward to a great deal of play.

I was wondering though (as a WWII history buff), whether it is possible to make DAY TRIPS to Subic and Corregidor. I am sure I could just hire a taxi at $50 each way to each destination, but was wondering if there are any special means to see these great locations without spending a fortune.

What other areas of interest are near AC, for the hours between chasing the great dish?

Val, AC has three things to do. Fuck, drink, and sleep. Sure you can go to a mall and waste money, but that's a waste of time. This is a fuck marathon. To approach it any other way is foolhardy.

Take the Victory Liner Bus to Subic for about $3, takes maybe 2 hours or so.

If ur a history buff, take a tour around Clark's museum.

U could take flights over Mt. Pinatubo, the valcano that erupted some years back.

U can also take the ultra-lights over parts of the valcano, and u can learn to fly one.

U can also take a combination 4x4 and hiking tour up the valcano.

Val...Why don't you spend the first night in Manila and take a boat tour out to Corregidor the next day? They do tend to sell out though, especially on weekends.

Hmmm...Thanks for al the imput guys. I love to make the mongering trip, but since I only play twice a day (striving for the multi-pop with each I can of course), I find I get really board the rest of the time. I don't drink, so sitting around at bars all day sober is not quite as much fun as it is for you party animals

Perhaps I will return to Thailand this trip.

Hey Val If you do decide to head for AC I will be there for most of October. Let me know by PM or here on board .I'll PM you my Phils cell number Would be great to see you. October is a good time to hit AC . A lot of private parties and lock ins planned in quite a few bars.

I sleep all day since I get back to my room 4-6 AM most days. Sightseeing is not a need or even an option for me.

Val, you can get to Subic (and back) on Kokomoz van for about 10 bucks each way (just don't expect the AC to do much to actually cool the van off ), or you could hire a private driver for considerably more. The little travel place in Kokomoz can also book you a room. I'd suggest hooking up with a girl you like well enough to take along, as the girl selection in Subic is quite limited.

Hey guys,
I'm going to be in Philippines this summer for a month doing the usual Angeles/Manila/Cebu thing, and then I'm going to do an adventure in Borneo for a couple of weeks. Has anyone spent any time in Kota Kinabalu and know anything about the mongering scene? Any info would be appreciated!

Can anyone tell me anything about Iligan City? Nightlife? Bars, etc?

Any info. will help, as there is no thread on this city.

Thanks in advance,

Master Bates.

Can't you ask your "good friend" HughGReckson.

I thought he was the expert on bagging virgins in Iligan City .

Actually, I did ask him and he says he didn't see any night clubs there as he was mostly a daytime monger.

Why would you want to visit Iligan City, especially as a newbie ???

You'd be better off heading straight to AC, and get a feel for the country and the Filipina's.

First, learn how these Filipina's operate before venturing out to other locals trying to hook-up with non-pro's.

AC has much more to offer the monger, especially a newbie.

MB,

Is there a separate set of day clubs exclusively for day mongers? Like in TJ, if you go to the Zona during the day and AB is a clothes store and CC is a grocery store and you would have no idea at night they are putarias?

Seriously man.

Hey MB,

I think you would like Angeles City! The clubs play lots of 1970'z and 1980's rock and classic tunes - and the ladies love Karaokie.

And the heavy weights with the bloated rice bellies are going to be ellated that you chose them; cuz most mongerz are like me and want them sickley skinney.

Lots of Catholics who respect the Pulp - just like Mexico man - I think you'd love the AC vibe!

\m/

Fooledagain1:

In truth, if I could hook up with a non-pro, as opposed to a "working girl," I'd take the civilian girl any day. I hear there are many civilians in Iligan City who are only all to eager to hook up with a "Westerner" or American, as night clubs and bars are mostly located in AC.

Catacony:

Your grammatical errors are beginning to make me think you are paying too much attention to certain posters who don't utilize the proper form of English sentence structure.

Your beginning paragraph should read: "Are" there a separate set of day clubs exclusively for day mongers? Not "Is there....."

Now, to get back to your question, I was told the night clubs and (I'm assuming) certain pool halls or bars, don't have the prostitution-type of environment that, say, Angeles City has.

Obviously, from what we all know, the high volume of prostitution is mainly concentrated in cities like AC, but the more rural provinces, or cities like Iligan City for instance, aren't known for night life/prostitution activity, hence the lack of information on this forum regarding any trip reports about Iligan City itself.

My ex-TJ trip buddy (and ex-CH poster) Hugh G. Reckshun is once again making plans to go back to the Philippines yet again in about two months. He has continuously begged me to go with him, as he wants me to experience for myself what fun I'll have.

This will be either his fourth or fifth time going. Every time he returns, he's on the phone with me for days on end, telling me what a great time he had.

I have never heard him tell me of a bad experience with getting laid over in the Philippines and as I have already posted in the past, I have yet to read a trip report from a monger warning anyone not to go (to the Philippines) as it's a worse rip-off than, say, TJ.

And Metal (formerly MetalBoots) thanks for the head up in regards to weight-challenged ladies of the Philippines, it is thanks largely in part to another CH monger who in-boxed me from AC hooking me up with a heavy-set pen pal who is the most beautiful overweight Filipina princess I have ever seen, who also happens to live (and hooks) in AC.

Master Bates.

Actually, you will notice I wrote "is there a separate set of day clubs". Set is singular and thus I used "is". One set of clubs, not multiple sets of clubs.

MB

The verb "To Be" is tricksy, yes?

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/to_be.htm

E

Even Slick Willy testified it all depended on what the definition of is is.

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." –Bill Clinton, during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair

60 Year old australian man gunned down in angeles. apparently died next to serra something club. anyone know anything about it? it was in the paper here today

Hi... first time to Angeles in late Dec or early jan... how do I find out about the private type events like the 'lock downs' in the gogos or the famous daytime pool parties (I really would like to go to one of these... to see the girls in nice daylight... not only in a smokey/pokey bar

Peter3465

Check out some of the PI specific boards for more info, e.g. www.piatnight.com. This info is also posted in most bars. Check the bathrooms for posters, etc. And you can also ask fellow mongers once you are on the ground.

Enjoy,
Bambu

Hello! I am business man that will be traveling to Philippines in March around 15th. I was looking for some advice on how to find a two girl private shows in Manila. Also I looking for information on the best massages palors to see.

If anyone have any ans. to my request,pleased do not hesitate to contact me at johnbult201@yahoo.com

MNL to BKK ??? I am looking for a reasonably priced connector flight in the middle of March 2009. Prices I get on Phillipines Airlines and Thai Airways websites are around US $300. Am I missing any good options?

EVA offers LAX to MNL plus BKK to LAX for $1300 in deluxe class, but add that MNL to BKK and the ticket shoots past US $4000. Crazy!

cebupacificair.com might be your friend. So could avoiding Thailand, altogether, actually, but forgive that BLASPHEMY here!

Before posting about "Cebu Pacific won't accept my credit card" BOO HOO HOO, you might want to read the Asia chat archives.

The 4-5 Asian budget airlines that have evolved over the last 3-4 years have save me BEAUCOUP bucks and made county-hopping trips quite convenient.

Just watch out for the weight limits. I travel heavy and the total free baggage for Cebu Pacific if 15 kilos (combined hand carry and check baggage total). There is an extra $1,600 PHP fee for every additional 5 kilos for international flights.

It's cheaper for me to fly on Thai Airways as a *gold and check 2 bags than it could be for me to fly CP plus going ahead of the lines in BKK and MNL as a *gold is priceless.

Forgive the silly question, but an answer is requested immediately here, if anyone knows....

I realize there are the street hawkers in Angeles City who sell all this fake Viagra and Cialis, but for those in need right now, (and I am in desperate need) but can anyone tell me if you can buy the real Viagra or Cialis here, at say, a regular drug store in SM shopping mall or perhaps in Manson Drugs on Fields Avenue? If they do happen to sell Viagra, is it legitimate?

Thanks in advance for your assistance,

Master Bates.

Manson will sell you V and C, it is 10,000 times more likely to be "real" than the touts. I will not say that Manson never sells counterfeits but I have never suspected them.

You will pay more at Manson than I pay at Costco.

As I recall, the pharmacy in SM required a prescription.

Thanks for the info. Smithoher, I did check with the pharmacist at Manson Drug on two separate occasions who swear up and down the Viagra they sell is the real deal. One male pharmacist told me admittedly, there are those smaller drug stores who sell the fake shit.

M. Bates.

Vote "A" or "B"?

Hmmmm, that's difficult, I guess I'd go with A.

They both look good to my eyes. I can't seem to decide between the two.

Trick question, with Porker the correct answer is "the one who charges a peso less than the other".

I'll go with "C."

Porker's been enjoying the happy hour specials again, it seems

It's the Philippines, they're small, take both.

Yea, sure. Then A is likely to be hiding in the CR while B is telling you she has mens and can only do a blow job.

I.A.S,

I thought you were of the belief that if the pink's down go brown!

CFK

I don't know, Sancho, not my experience--I suspect that in your case they can't bear to watch what you're doing to degrade their friend.

I've only had that happen once, and that was when I was trying to get my regular gf to do a dupla with the new gf I'd spent the last three nights with--I think there was a little jealousy and discomfort there. Of course, when I had four or five at a time, I might not have noticed if one of them had been hiding out in the CR

Hunt:

You have girl friends hiding everywhere. Lucky they don't trip you when you walk of the airplane wherever your many travels take you.

I am sure the are all conspiring to locate you.

Have fun.

MM

Hey guys,

I was wondering if anyone could help with tips on finding a condo/apartment rental in the Manila Bay/Makati/Pasay area. Do you know of any good websites to search on for this info? I'm looking for two nights at the end of December and haven't had much luck. Reason is, I need a place that will allow up to 12 people so it has to be 3 bedrooms or so.

Thanks

Typhoon Nesat apparently caused massive flooding in some areas around Angeles City.

Great photo!!!!! I guess she is on the rag....

Great pix, but they look Chinese and the yellow cart and back wall has Chinese characters

In the interest of full disclosure, the source of this photo was a Filipina bargirl's Facebook page. Thus the authenticity of the photo is of course just as suspect as anything else that might be found on a Filipina bargirl's Facebook page. None the less, the subject matter remains relevant.

We have all witnessed the evolution of Sancho as a writer and commentater. Years back, he started out damn good, now he's great...

Here are some actual pictures from the Manila area during Nesat:

Is that one of MasterBate's favoritas in the last picture?

Is there any place in manila, where a a guy can experience a Soapy massage found in Thailand?