Experience has shown that, at least in Angeles City, the preferred method for ladies to pee is sitting on the toilet rim with the seat up. In fact I have even seen them lift the seat when it was down so they can sit on the rim of the bowl. You get an occasional squatter but they are not nearly so common here as in places like China, Cambodia Thailand or Indonesia.

Even in Angeles though, you occasionally get a lady from the probince who is still somewhat baffled by modern conveniences such as indoor plumbing. But just when I thought I had seen it all in arena of Asian ladies pee pee habits I encountered an entirely new variation I had not seen before. The reverse squat, pee on the floor, technique. Most impressive. I just hope her aim is better when she is going about her other business. Fortunately Asian bathrooms commonly have a floor drain.

Apparently some people claim to be potty trained when they're not. I understand toilet training is a complex skill, but nevertheless, this is totally unacceptable. Perhaps a little show and tell might be just the ticket!

In her defense, she never claimed to be potty trained. She only claimed to have skills in boom boom and blow job. Both of which she performed admirably, far exceeding western standards. It is important not to have an ethnocentric view of the world and project western values on other cultures. Clearly where this lady comes from, they must have customs and societal norms that apparently differ significantly from our own. Who am I to judge?

CPK, do you squat that way?

MM

IAS:

I have a project for you. Repeat with her, only feed her some metamucil when she arrives. Then test her learning curve.

Well, maybe it's not such a good idea.

Oh shit, this made me laugh... Thanks...

Things that make you want go HMMmmm

Majormajor,

due to continued misspelling on your part,CPF rather than CFK, I want you to practice the following exercise:



(Message edited by copperfieldkid on November 23, 2010)

I would really like to see the female variants.
This was taken somewhere in Manila.

CFK, CFK, CFK, CFK,..................., and CFK.

Actually, I work on a street called Columbia Pike. We call it CPK. That is how this all started.

So, CPK (aw shucks), I will try to spell your name correctly.

Are you sure CKF isn't the correct way?

MM