Colonze 2
Crystal Hotel, 69 Soi Natong (Rachada Soi 7) Rachada Road, Bangkok 10400
Tel : 02-274-6441-6, 08-9414-5365

Colonze 2 is mentioned in 2008/12 Wombat88 - Wombat vs the Secretary

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The place didn't look nearly as well kept as the reports I read, but there was a score of girls in the fishbowl and had no trouble picking out two (who just happened to be friends). Two thousand Baht later, we took the elevator upstairs with two affectionate young ladies.

After taking care of the usual pre-soapy business (ordering drinks, getting the tub ready, etc.), my girl undressed but stayed wrapped in her towel - much to my disappointment as she had a runway-model-slim body. It wasn't until we were in the tub that I noticed that something was missing.

My first few soapies were truly memorable experiences; having a soaped up girl slide around on you as you lay on a rubber mattress is something you have to experience before you die. For some reason, a lot of the Bangkok massage parlors were doing away with the rubber mattress. I'd been caught in the situation before, but completely forgot about it until I noticed the lack of inflatable device. Damn. Too late, now.

My girl was gentle and efficient all through the bath process. Unfortunately, she was just as gentle and downright clinical in the bed process. I've run into this situation a few times, but only in Malaysia "Health Clubs": she'll polish the old knob for a few moments then spit into a tissue. Not exactly a turn-on, eh? I could have lived with that except those fabulous lips were forbidden territory. No kissing?! What is this, Amsterdam?

While there was absolutely no chemistry, I managed to make the most of the two hours. Back at the fisbowl, I noted that there were no girls available. We got there just in time. I gave Nok a quick call. I'd promised to give her a call after dinner, but more to make sure she was really out of the city. I could just imagine her taking the bus down just for a quick visit.

Priapose showed up ten minutes after me. He landed himself a superstar who gave it all she got and all but passed out on him at the end.

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