The place has an interesting concept and some good looking girls. The shows are choreographed like runway model shows. The girls all strut out in different themed outfits. Wedding dress, school girl, dominiatrix...everything. After each session, the girls come out into the audience and start giving impromptu table dances. The bar is huge and the drinks are pretty reasonable, from what I can remember.

And all stark naked. A good place to sit and watch an hour of dances and skits.

Actually, "stark naked" isn't allowed here in Pattaya anymore. As was explained to me by Lin (from Classroom), they're not allowed to remove their bottoms.

HOWEVER, at Polo a-go-go, many of their acts require the use of mini-skirts as part of their costume. And, trust me, there are no panties under the mini skirt. So the girls will "tease" the audience by lifting the front of the skirts and flashing their bushes...or, for the lucky ones sitting next to the stage, allow them to put their heads under the mini skirt and get a close-up view of the treasure that lies beneath...!

By the way, I forgot to mention that I really, REALLY like the show at Polo. It's classy, and very entertaining. And the girls rate in the "8" to "9" category.

There were a couple real cuties, in particular, that didn't look a day older than puberty. Hmmm...I wonder....?

Thanks for the updates Guzybear. It is always nice to read up on the scene in Pattaya. I need to get back one of these days.

Plenty of nudity in Pattaya at present despite the coverup. Both Electric Blue and Living Dolls had nude dancing last week. I thought Polo was OK but do not share enthusiasm about shows. Did not seem anything special. This bar has now become the stop for the Hong Kong tour buses. Very disruptive to have 20-30 HK elderly couples tramping in and out in parade of stupidity-- gawking at stage and the customers sitting with pooying. Sip a coke and parade out-- used to happen at Superbaby -- now here. I'm sure the bar makes a fortune on these idiots but totally puts me off-- big downside for this bar IMHO .

Yup, lots of Chinese tourists here last night (elderly men AND women, all of whom were straight-faced as if not there to enjoy the show but, rather, to examine).

The male hosts there are self-admitted ladyboys. I asked one of them how much the barfine is, and he said 1000B for the dancers, and 900B for the waitresses. I thought this was extremely expensive and he was trying to rip me off. And sure enough, he was. I eventually started talking to one of the cutie dancers (Noy), and she informed me the barfine was only 500B, and that long time was 1000B. I barfined her, and we left the club.

After the boomsing back in the hotel room, we hopped on the motorbike (yup, I rented a motor scooter as soon as I got here. Fun fun fun!) and drove to Soi 8 to pick up her sister Nong from a beer bar. And, yup, I barfined her as well, so that we could all go to Zxyte Disco. All three of us were packed on the motor scooter, with Noy driving and me sitting between Noy and Nong.

Noy turned out to be full of drama. First of all, she told me she didn't like American farang, because Americans make her hurt inside during sex. She complained that I made her sore, and that it took too long for me to finish my act (about 30 minutes). She said she likes Japanese farang, because they are small and they cum within five minutes. HA HA HA!

But hey, I'm Filipino. And we Filipinos aren't especially known for being well-endowned...

Also, after the disco and back in the hotel room, she started arguing loudly with someone on her cell phone. Then she started crying hysterically. I eventually found out that this person on the cell phone was her Thai husband. I guess he wanted her to come home now.

So, of course, I let her go. But before she left, I told her to tell her husband how I made her pussy hurt...

Good thing it wasn't me...I would have taken the phone away from her and went off on the guy in Thai. These guys pimp their wives and then have the audacity to demand they return early for some nookie. That's why it is unsafe to bareback these chicks as they are barebacking their Thai bf/husband when they get home and Thai men have the highest rate of AIDS in Asia. AIDS didn't come from us tourists...it's the local Thai men. She also may have been full of shit and the drama was just made up so that she could sleep at home. I am really sweet with these girls and give them a lot of respect but when they try to pull shit like this, they will get a serious tongue-lashing from hell.

Yeah, I need to learn how to speak Thai before my next trip out. Of course, the only things I know are "Mai pen rai," "Sawatdee krap," and "Lot dai mai." It helps to speak Thai especially when you decide to BF two girls, and you want to listen in on what they're saying to each other as they giggle and point to you as the night goes on

High season is right around the corner. And it seems at least one bar is trying to up their prices early on. Last night I went back to Polo to check up on Noy. She was complaining about having an extreme headache, and that she drank to much last night. I was going to BF her again, but she was already BF'd by another woman (hmmmm...)

I bought mama a couple drinks, thinking it would help me wheel and deal later on. Then I tried to BF another girl named Gao (Noy's friend). Mama wanted 1000B (that's one-thousand baht!) barfine, and another 1500B for short time! And on top of that, she said the girl couldn't leave the club...we'd have to short time in the back room somewhere.

I was very shocked about the price at first, but I really wanted the girl. So I accepted the 1000B barfine (even though Noy was only 500B the night before), but I told mama 1000B for short time. She said, "No. Bar 1000B, short time 2000B." She raised her damn price for the girl!

I promptly gave her my tab and told her I wanted to check bill (and I made sure MAMA came back with my bill, instead of some other waitress). Mama came back with Gao, so I paid the bill and kissed Gao on the cheek (I REALLY wanted her...but, hey, sometimes you just have to know how to smile and say "no")

I ended up at Happy A-go-go. Within 10 minutes, I walked out with two Isaan women, and had a short-time threesome at my hotel. BF was 500B each, and I tipped them each 1000B for the best sex I've had yet. Hey, two beautiful Happy a-go-go women for the price of one Polo a-go-go woman...can't beat that deal.

Mama at Polo lost a customer last night...me.

(Come to think about it...perhaps the reason mama was so greedy is because the place was PACKED with Oriental tourists who don't know any better. Maybe I'll go back to Polo before I leave Thailand...but next time I'll see Noy again. She maybe a drama queen, but I had a great time with her the other night at Zxyte Disco. Not the best sex, but definitely the most fun I've had yet.)

You could take any girl to Xzyte and have a great time-- likely it was not the girl but what you did. Any girl becomes much more intimate and gives better sex if you treat them like a date not a BG. Try going to Xzyte with another girl ,or two-- even more fun -- and compare !!

God, I walked through the looking glass when I walked into this place. You're either going to love it or hate it. They do these little production numbers here that are both cheesy and incredibly cute at the same time. Some very young looking girls here. I would definitely check cards before I barfine here. I had a door girl here that had the look of love in her eyes and spent an hour feeding me popcorn and nibbling on my ear. I would of barfined her but I already had plans. I highly recommend this place as maybe not a great place to barfine girls but for some laughs. About 200 people in here when I went in and I would say 180 of them Japanese.

The 1000 baht barfine is for showgirls, but for all I know, all the girls are showgirls. Oddly enough, two of my buddies were impressed enough with the talent to actually pay it.

And the comments about the Chinese tourists are funny as hell! We arrived about 6 PM and it was the exact same deal, 30 or so dudes sipping coke and smoking up a storm, eyes glued to the stage, not saying a word to anyone. When one guy stood up to leave, they ALL bugged out at the same time.

Is this one of the upstairs bars? If so, I stumbled into this place while you guys were in Batam. I stumbled back out about 5 minutes later in search of more fertile hunting grounds.

Yeah, upstairs. I was also rather unimpressed, and when I found out the barfine was 1K, the immediate thought was "NEXT!"

I think this place is a good tourist trap but thats about it. Lots of average looking girls doing tons of different shows. I like that. The problem is that the girls go around to your table after every show and ask for tips.

They also go to your table every 5 seconds or so and ask if you want to give them a tip for putting ice on their nipples or other tricks. I like that part.

Tons of tour bus Chinese hear just sitting around staring at the girls with their trademark frowns.

Not sure what was going down last night. There was a large crowd of people standing around at the bottom of the stairs. While people were slowly marching downstairs with numerous high ranking police officers all over the place. Looks like Polo was busted last night for something or another. Didn't hang around to find out. Too many hot girls around.

Later in the evening Polo was doing business as usual.

Thanks Walkingdude for taking time to give us current info on so many places in Bkk and Pattaya. Heres a Pic of Polo.

On my last few visits, this place had the best shows of any Pattaya gogo. Usually one or two really attractive showgirls, as well. The problem is, it is often packed with Korean or Japanese visitors who arrive on a tour bus. It's not unusual to see a table full of Korean women nursing beers or Cokes and gaping in awe at the goings-on on stage. Also, as with most show-bars, it's a complicated pain in the arse to figure out how to barfine the showgirls...

Manos.

I always thought the shows here were lame and the tour groups a MAJOR turn off. IMO one of the worst bars in Pattaya for actually picking up a bargirl. I don't go to bars to watch a show -- No offense Dave. At least at your bar there are plenty of girls who CAN be leased for the evening without a Royal Decree.

One point about this place that I noticed on my last visit--it's one of the better bars to hit early. I went into several bars around 8pm and most were totally dead with only a skeleton crew of dancers. When I went into the Tahitian Queen on Walking Street they literally didn't even get anyone up on the stage until I'd finished half my scotch and had a trip to the bathroom, then they seemed pissed that I was leaving after one drink.

Polo, on the other hand, put the full crew of showgirls up, often topless, notwithstanding the fact that there were only two or three guys in the place. Couple this with the fact that you always get a nice massage by an English speaking hostess and drink at happy hour prices. All in all, this is probably the best bar to hit on Walking Street before things really get swinging, later in the evening.

Manos.

Great advice Manos, we did this exact thing last night. Showed up early around 8pm or so. The place was empty. Couple of the guys in my group got pulled on stage for props in the show. At one point during a show 6 topless girls jumped off stage and surrounded our table forcing us to grope their ass and tits. Of course after a few minutes the tipping commenced. The entire time I was groping this showgirl a waitress was giving me a nice back massage.

I did notice that some of the shows are almost an exact duplicate of the Angel Witch shows. Looks like there are spies infiltrating Angelwitch.

My advice would be like what Manos reported go early. The place did fill in quickly with Asian tourists. I would suggest that on your way up the stairs you choose a girl to accompany you or you will be assigned one.