For those of you that have read my reviews on this board or others, you will know that my taste is not like everyone elses and I am totally honest about my feelings about the bar. I dont own a bar, I dont have friends who own bars and I am not worried about offending mamasans or papasans. Now that the disclaimer is over, here is the review:

1. NIFTY'S: Amazing that such a small bar can still maintain a decent amount of young, cute and enthusiatic girls. The school girl outfits will make almost any girl look hot but there are about 3 girls I would consider cute and barfineable at this place. The bar is small but has a lot of little corners and tables in the back for private fun. The waitress' are not pushy and the drinks are strong. Two of the dancers look to be in their forties though and should retire.

2. TOUCH OF CLASS: Overall a great atmosphere for afternoon warm up action. The bar is of decent size and the bar opens with dancers at 10am. Most of the dancers arrive at 1pm and there are two cute dancers...one is a 3holer. Most of the girls are not very pretty if thats what you like....and many of you do.

3. EMOTIONS: Sister bar to Touch of Class in that it is open early (I think 12pm) as well and has a couple of cute girls. No hotties here but the girls are fun and the atmosphere relaxing.

4. INSOMNIA: The new bar layout makes for a pleasant experience. The waitress' are very sweet and one cute one is cherry. The dancers are average across the board. Some girls with great bodies and onggoy faces and others with pretty faces and fat bodies. Those that say their are hotties in this place might be exaggerating.

5.CAMELOT: What a waste of such a beautiful bar. One cute cherry dancer and not much else. One of the waitress' is hot but wont barfine...at lest me. Overall, I would say the talent here is poor. The upstairs loft is a blast but not enough girls that I'd want to play with anymore.

6. KITTEN CLUB: Having an unpleasant owner and a bitch mamasan has finally caught up with this place as it is absolutely devoid of any talent at all.

7. JUNGLE: Couple of cute girls and the atmosphere pleasant as the owner is usually not around(thankfully). The papasan is a chain-smoking drunk(At least they say he is the Papasan) and lets the inmates run the asylum. In this case, it works to their benefit. The small dance floor is packed with girls and a couple are barfineable.

8. BUNNY RANCH: Nice layout and fun bar with average girls. No cuties but many plump girls with cute faces and great bodies with onggoy faces.

9. PRIVATE DANCER: The three cute girls that used to work here are now gone. Went there three times and had fun with the waitress' but nothing worth barfining.

10. ROADHOUSE: I love the fact that they have a huge library of rock DVD's that play all night. The waitress' and mamasans here are the best in Fields for customer service. There are also 3 very hot girls working here. A lot of fat girls and Samar Onggoy girls too if ya like that.

11. AMORE: Still some very cute cheerleader waitress' but the dancers are just plain aweful. None of them are remotely close to being above average and they stand up on the stage and dont move. I am not a fan of Korean nationals either and their manners, so this place is off the list.

12. TOMCAT: A lot of average looking girls here ready to have a good time. The average punter here is about 62. A great place to start your night and just flirt with the girls. The Aussies call this place their own.

13. CONFETTIS: I still say this place is devoid of any girl above a 4.

14. LANCELOT: Beautiful layout with comfortable chairs and a lot of room. 3 Pretty and older Waitress' and 100 or so ugly dancers...and I mean FUGLY.

15. LIQUOR BOX: Didnt see more than 6 dancers every time I went into the bar. I always feel bad about walking into a bar and walking right out. Instead, I just drank a sip of beer, looked around and creeped my way out. Sorry sight.

16. GECKOS: One cute T-bird here with big tits. The staff is nice and accomodating but the talent on the low end.

17. WET SEAL: The ugliest assemblance of girls at any bar I have ever seen in Asia...including Korea(and that's bad).

18. LA BAMBA: By far, the best place to start your barhopping. By 5pm there are 5 hot girls working here. No fat girls at all. Young, slim and friendly. The best of the small bars for talent, including Champagne.

19. RHAPSODY: I like the funky Vegas feel this place has and all the red velvet chairs and seats. The place is always empty but there are a couple of cute sisters whom work here who are definately barfineable.

20. VOODOO: Excellent owner, excellent service, great AC, Average girls. What puzzled me is that a couple of the average girls had a little bit of an attitude because they thought they were a big fish in a tiny pond.

21. TREASURE ISLAND: Bar still the size of a closet. The upstairs Lounge shower show is a great deal. The owner is great but the girls are on the low end...way low. One thin girl out of 15 when I was there and I dont mean MY version of thin.

22. CHAMPAGNE: Always a ton of girls working here and this place always has the best atmosphere in Angeles. THere are 6 cute girls working here and 3 hot ones....one exceptionally hot cherry girl that is 26(at least thats what her boyfriend tells her to say). The best music selection in AC and the DJ lets you play your own music if you bring it. The mamasan in charge here is one of the nicest people in the world and buys drinks at will for generous customers.

23. BANANITAS: Until the owners stop letting these Pampanga girls bring their Pinoy boyfriends to work, the atmosphere here will always be shady. There are two very hot girls that work here but usually only 7 dancers working. A cherry girl named Jenny here is the best looking girl in Angeles right now.

24. DIRTY DUCK: A lot of sweet, ugly girls and really nice waitress'. Just a fun place to relax during the day as the AC is superb and the girls are nice. Nothing barfineable at all.

25. LAS VEGAS CLUB: Huge, beautiful club. Not one pretty girl in the mix. The girls will attack you here as the place has no customers. The girls will offer you a blow job in the bar and I did receive one...very good deal.

26. STINGERS: No girl here ranking above a 4 and that's being nice. Great music though.

27. MISTYS: Absolutely aweful. I have no doubt Richard will turn this place around but he's got a long way to go. This place rivals Stingers, Treasure Island and Wet Seals for ugly girls.

28. CHEETAHS: Great layout and a lot of boored girls. A couple of the girls are decent looking but the place is just sapped of energy.

29. CAMBODIA: Most improved bar in AC. At least 6 hot girls working at any time and thats not including waitress'. This place can be hit or miss as it is open early and many of the 9pm shift dancers are barfined in minutes. The place is cramped downstairs so its better to take a bunch of girls and have some fun upstairs.

30. NEROS FORUM: Some definate cuties here. Nothing like it was before but the best dancer in AC is back...Ritchie...maybe the best fuck too. Some very hot waitress' too. Great place for the afternoon.

31. BLUE NILE: A lot of hot girls here. Nowhere near what it was a year ago but still about 12-15 hot girls at any given time and not ONE fat girl in the bunch and much less Samar girls than the other places. The waitress' are still too pushy with the drinks but the mamasans here will give you the straight shit on all the girls. The mamasans have always looked out for me here and have ironed out a few cat fights I was in the middle of.

32. BLUE NILE EXECUTIVE: This place was slowing down a bit but has brought out 4 or 5 stunning girls that I have never seen before. I love the atmosphere and the dance routines rival Jools in Makati...well almost anyways.

I've noticed, on this board and on others, people write that the "dancers weren't very good," or "the dancers were all bored."

I have yet to visit a bar in the Phils. with "dancing" girls who knew the first thing about how to dance or entertain. They all just shuffle around until someone calls them down.

Are there places where the girls do actually entertain? (I guess a strip club might be a step in the right direction.)

Reading this now a year later makes me laugh. The girl Ritchie that I mentioned in the Neros review is now working at Blue Nile Executive as a feature dancer type and she is the best dancer I have ever seen in any bar in Asia and she fucks like she dances.

Neros and Mistys are definately close to the way they were before the crackdown but I was there during Semana Santa which means the bars had very few girls.

Ok, I think I have found the right thread to update.....but it will take a while to gather all the information....Camera's seem to be openly welcomed these days so perhaps a photo of each can be added.....a lot can change in four years.