I went to the eden club to have a look around,
Ended up going into a new bar a couple of doors up called the boo bar or somethink,
whilst there i needed to go pee pee,
So i got a bar girl to hold it for me,
it started to get bigger as she held it.
Funny it does that when grandma holds it,
I next went to the rainbow na na
signed a petition to stop early closing of bars
and sat down,
Straight away a girl sat next to me, and said
of all 27 men she went with last week, she Lub only me,
So i barfined her and took her to my Hotel,
I went into the bathroom to shower,
when i had finished my new girlfriend was asleep in bed, so i got some blankets and slept in the bath,
when i got up next morning, the hotel manager was in bed with my girlfriend,
I of course, wanted to know what was going on.
She said it was a custom in Thailand to take hotel manager to bed with you, and that i must respect these customs.
Today she is off to see her uncle aikido from japan,
Buffalo not horny today,girlfriend needed 5000B for viagra, so can mate with lady Buffalo.
I go home and girlfriend go to airport with me,
with uncle Bhorg from sweden,
As i left to catch plane, girlfriend was kissing and cuddling uncle Bhorg,
very close family the Thais

lol this is classic.

Me number one bargirl, suck many cock in patpong bar, doctor him say cannot boom boom mouth, clubhombre monger hab good heart give money stay home,
Brother him ladyboy,hole in bum very big, many time customer fluck him arse, him hole big many muck mar, hospital sew up, cannot work bar, him stay home, monger clubhombre hab good heart,
Bank account number 12345678
I lub you sexy maaaaan