San Hu Hotel

In the San Hu hotel, as in just about every hotel in Dongguan, the karaoke bars have by far the best selection of women I have ever seen.

As the mode of operation is nearly the same in each establishment, you go to the Karaoke floor of the hotel and there are usually two or three gorgeous hostesses that will find a Karaoke room for your party. You usually go with a few friends.

You are escorted to the room, which is always a nice, comfortable room, about the size of a small hotel room. In the room is a long couch on one side, facing a large screen/monitor along with a computer that has all the Karaoke tunes on them.

Once you've made yourself comfortable, a mamesan opens the door, and in walks in ten Chinese women, all between 18-23, and all of them rate at least a 7-10. If you don't like what you see, they'll bring in another ten ladies. This goes on until you've found your dream woman.

On one occasion, a colleague asked me if I wanted to go to the room where all the girls are waiting around. I said, "of course" and he proceeded to take me to another room. As I entered the room, there were at least 300 women, all in a fairly large room, crowded around a TV or reading. My friend looked at me and said, "Go ahead and choose."

Once you've made your choice, the girl will sit next to you and the next couple of hours is basically singing Chinese and American songs or playing local board games while ordering beer, wine, snacks, etc. The girl will lavish you with attention, holding on to you like your a rock star.

At the end of the evening, you proceed with your date back to your room, and the real party begins. They will usually shower first, then come back to the bed wrapped only in a towel. At that point, the usual round of activities begin, including BBBJ, missionary, doggie, and anything else (except Greek, usually), and the biggest kick is, they seem so innocent and naive about the whole thing - definitely not like someone with a major attitude.

I have been throughout the world, and the karaoke system in China is better than the massages in Thailand, the brothels in Europe, or anything in TJ.

Definitely a place to go. It does help to know someone who speaks Chinese, which fortunately, I do!