On my last business trip to KL, the regular hotels where I usually stay at were full so I opted to stay at the 3-star Radius Hotel (formerly known as the Park-In) right next to Jalan Alor area.

Went down to the 5th floor "Health Centre" and viewed their collection of Indonesians, Chinese (From China) and Vietnamese girls. I chose a cutie from Vietnam but was informed that (for security reasons) she had to be done ST at their premises on the 6th level(they actually bring you upstairs internally from within the Health Centre).

I preferred to have the girl in my own room (for which they charge an extra RM10 over and above the short time rate of RM 160). That left me little choice except to pick one of the Indonesians or Chinese girls. It was a busy night so the selectiion available was limited and I finally settled for one of the Indonesians who had a butterface but nice body.

Paid up and went to my room to wait. She gave me a pretty decent session after which I showed her some pictures of other girls in my puter and she decided she wanted some pictures taken too.

Heres a few from that session.

Photos: Donna 1 Donna 2 Donna 3

Crazier

Don't feel too bad about boffing a buttherface. I've fucked MANY and I guarantee FEW HAD A RACK LIKE THAT!!

E

Damn, that is my kind of chick. And while not a beautiful I am not so sure she has the face to qualify as a butter face. Perhaps I will have to give Crazier a personal tour of the butterface gallery on my hard drive.

Her make up did her proud in these pics. In reality she was a butterface in my books at close range.

During viewing, she was just far enough from me for my glasses to mistake her for a beauty! I have avoided getting the glasses fixed for some time now cos when I walk around, all the women look beautiful and I think I am in heaven!

I end up forgetting this when I view "line-up parades" (sometimes) and my soft heart does not get me sending them back in line when they get picked!

MX

You wanna have a buttherface battle? Methinks I've boffed some HAGGARD flesh these last few years. Hopefully I've not discarded ALL of those pics...

E

Crazier, you must have very high standards as this girl is very doable in my book. Guys will be much more forgiving when a girl has a body like that.

I'm wondering if you can give us some more info on the KL scene and the costs. I was actually stuck at KL airport a few years ago and didn't venture out, not knowing how good the mongering could be.

Finally, I used to wear glasses myself a few years ago, and I found it to be a HUGE impediment to proper mongering with all that slipping off the nose, fogging up due to the humidity, heartpounding, and salivating. Plus, when I took the glasses off to do the wild thing, I couldn't see a thing in front of me. My solution: LASIKS surgery. I nearly cried during my first session with a gal when I could actually see the tits swaying and the smile on the gal. I'm still 20-20 w/ no huge side effects.

Merlin,

Not really if you see some of the pics I have posted in the past. My tastes are simple but I need a nice face.

This girl (Dona) was a classic case of a photogenic face which "lies beautifually with a camera." An illusion. Went back into my files to try to find a bad shot of her and there were none!

In reverse, I have had many beauties who come out hopelessly unattractive when photgraphed and yet, I would empty out my wallet just to get them into bed!

Kuala Lumpur is an everchanging landscape for mongerers and there are a few institutions.

Will try to post something on the mongering scene in KL when I can find the time which is like "never" but, soon!

The thing is that I find it better value for money in Batam, Jakarta and much of Thailand to the point where I now abstain in Malaysia unless I am caught in the place for more than 2 nights. In which case I do a quickie to get the pipes cleaned out but no more.

However, there's enough good action places if one is determined to monger there!

Crazier

You are forgiven for bonking the butterface bimbette with the big bazoongaas.

Just yesterday I was guilty of of of even worse.

Were it not for the fact that her teeters were rockhard and full of milk, I couldn't even look you lads in the eye.

Shamefully,
I remain
DeeG

The shot of her in the bathroom makes me want to buy a walk-up ticket and go find her. Enjoyed some of your other photos too. Mira and Ida both have sweet milk.

DeeG,

You are "forgiven" too!

Did you say milk?

Now, I have heard of that happening in a few cases but never had the luck in all these years!

BahtM,

I did enjoy taking those photos too!

Ah Mira, I am going to see her again this Thursday evening in PenJay, Jakarta.

Must remember to tell her I am cummin and to "stay free" cos she does fuck with a vengeance! Mira was only an OK lay!

Coming?
I am sure there are still seats on that flight we'll be getting on!

C.

Forgive me gents, but what is a "butterface?" I gather it is not that good, but in the second and third pictures she's fuckin' gorgeous. And I dare not comment on DeeG's latest conquest while he still owes me a favor other than to note there's absolutely no similarity in the degree of beauty in the two faces.

Photo: The Milkyway

Crazier
I'm really diggin the rack on that little asian number you posted. Nuthin beats a firm pair o' teeters.
Apparently this chick handn't breastfed her youngin' in a while, cuz her funbags were waaaaay too hard. After a while, they turned on and just started drippin, like two leaky faucets in need of new washers. I'd like to tell you that didn't turn me on...

DeeG

PS
And exactly WHAT are u insuating? Whose girl is more butterface?

(Message edited by DonGringo on February 21, 2005)

Damn!
What I need is a jar of Ovaltine and DonGringo's woman for a night or two...

Hunterman, A butterface girl is a girl who is hot but her face....

Do I detect a new entry for the the CH Dictionary?

(Message edited by mongerx on February 21, 2005)

Ha ha, nuthin like tellin it like it is! And that picture sure does it !

Thanks for the education man! Now I know what the kids are suckin!

No, I am not insinuating anything nor comparing as your girl there has some merits too!

Hunt,

I have been told to refer to a woman with a less than attractive face as "butterface" cos as you speak of her, you might say so many good things and then, "but her face" and this now translates to "butterface".

Correct me if I am wrong gents.

C.

(Message edited by crazier on February 21, 2005)

Put this pic next to the CH definition of Butterface. Outstanding, tight little body but the face...

Photo: Butterface

Not sure that face is that bad (in my eyes), just the teeth perhaps?

Or is it the reflection?

She does look somewhat "fierce" in this pic and "mongolian" ! I wouldn't have a fit though!

OMG Merlin
That's a DEFINITE two bagger right there.
You sir, had courage to tag that number, and even more guts to post that pic!
Kudos to ya my brother
DeeG

DG, took a lot of soul sourching to admit that my 20 hour flight plus ambien got the best of me here. I look at it as taking one for the team, knowing that such a discussion as this may pop up in the future.

In all honesty Crazier, if she takes off those braces she'd be tolerable. Had to pass on the BJ of course :-)

DonGingo:

Was that egg yoke on the last photo?

MM

Face like Budda. A tri bagger, as the need for a new term in the CH dictionary is considered lets think about how one can completely ignore the area from the neck up if properly distracted from the neck down.

Photo: Tri-bagger

Merlin:
You are to be commended for your bravery in the field. (Do we even have a purple heart for the purple helmeted warrior?) Oh, and shame on you for passing on the BBBJ with Braces - what's life without the thrill of shredding a few skin cells?

MajorM:
The fluids on her legs? Her milk. Mine 'came' later. The worst part was when I splooged on her face and she responded by squeezing her nips and squirting me in the face. Turn about is fairplay. It was rather tasty though...

Just when I think Merlin is gonna take the blue ribbon..... Bahtman delivers an specimen that will set the standard for a looooooong time.

Wow Bahtman, that is a butterface! But man those have got to be some of the best tits on the planet!

Sad thing is I have brought much worse to the breakfast table. Well I should say that I have had my attempts to quickly shuttle much worse out the hotel lobby thwarted by Epi jumping in with a warm invite to join the breakfast crew which was quickly accepted. Fucker!

Bathman,

That is not a butterface in my books.
That is a creature from outer space! (sorry if it sounds cruel!)

The Chinese have have a saying that goes something like this (translated)

"You awake and open your eyes and look at what your arms are wrapped around. You are so shocked that you instantly want to chop off your arms cos it would take to long to withdraw them from the 'thing' they are holding on to."

Mx,

To have to go to breakfast with worse than that.

Ah ha, Epi must have been looking at "punishment worse than death for you that day!

The one time I made that mistake some two New Year's eve ago, I truly did not have cash to get rid of her and pushed her out of my room (middle of the night when I sobered up) promising to pay her the next day sometime in the evening.

She caused me to choke on my food by appearing at my breakfast table looking doubly bad without dressing up nor freshening up and I never ever went back to that hotel ever again till today out of SHAME!

Lucky there are so many hotels in all of Batam!

Mongerx, I could not help my self, its the tits man I just kept thinking bout the tits and then I would go bar fine her late at night just before the bar closed and sneak her back to the room. Just talked to Epi on the cell hes on his way back to BKK with a new find.
Crazier just put a post it over her face when you scroll down to the post and then look at the rack and then compare her to your photo of Siska 2, I guess as the saying goes love is blind

lol...

bman wins the butterface contest, far and away!

crazier, i think your girl is very cute...like one of those j-girls. no butterface there imo.

"Crazier just put a post it over her face when you scroll down to the post and then look at the rack and then compare her to your photo of Siska 2, I guess as the saying goes love is blind"


Not sure what it is you're trying to say here.

Ah, siska is really a very pleasant face that does not photograph well. Yes she's older at 30+ and her tits are nowhere the size of that you posted for sure. She has a very nice pair of butterfly lips at the love-nest the last I saw them!

I would not be ashamed of having breakfast with her anywhere and I have.

"Love is Blind" and "Lust is Suicidal"


Soc,

Believe me, cameras do lie and Dona's heavily pork-marked made-up-face worked so well with my old Olympus I dug around and could not find a bad shot of her out of a dozen. Maybe, I just don't like heavy pork-marks!

Here is another butterface IMO (Ade) with a young slim hot bod. (all of 18 yrs).

In person she's not that bad but, the panasonic mobile camera in dim lighting did bring out the worst in her!

Apologies to all for the bad photos. While I did repeat on this kid, I have not bothered to foto her again.

Photos: Ade 1 Ade 2

(Message edited by crazier on February 21, 2005)

But let's be real. If Bahtman's butterface was a bedroom performer and had a decent disposition I would probably pay bar fine for multiple days and march her all over Pattaya. And I have done that with worse.

Yes, I have seen others do it so why not?

And yet, some of us won't even if she scored 20 out of 10 in the bedroom. Which is a rare feat!

A Malaysian guy I know junked his beauty queen wife for a 'dog'! Why, I don't share his bedroom secrets (and more) so I'd never know the score.

To each his own; we've heard of women who like horses too right?

And men who prefer men (and or boys and 'others') and ........ It should be a world of choices.

I've been contemplating LASIKS surgery, I think I
just decided against it. Whoo!!

Bahtman most guys would've cropped the photo at the neck and said "She wouldn't let me take a picture of her face". In this situation, that would've been an excellent choice. Instead of a chance of winning the photo award, you made my breakfast do a sommersault.

Brrrrr....That is one scary looking beast.

Got any pics of her ass?

DeeG
PS
Crazier I apologize for helping to turn your thread into a freak show. You should ignore this drivel and continue with your fine story. That said, today we are doing an 8 month pregger, if anyone has interest...?

DeeG

That broad sure has been keeping up on her vitamin U (perhaps doubling the dose...?). I too am googly for a milky pair, but I like to fuck with the lights on and that one just terrifies me.

Merlin

That's one busted up grill that girl's got. I also like how you captured that "are we DONE YET?" look - TOO SEXY!!

MX

You keep forgetting I INTRODUCED you to that piece of garbage you brought to breakfast. You also forget - you brought the fugly, I brought the katoey (granted, she's a HOT katoey, but still pre-op so no's the operative word in my book).

Also, while you discovered Tip, I've dipped that box as well. BTW, I saw her on Valentines day with a 2500B bouquet of flowers. Guess someone wanted her holding that all day in front of her head. That 3cm layer of makeup she wears is REALLY starting to fuck up her face. Yeah, I know it was already in sad shape, but the poor girl's sunk to new lows... if that's possible...

Bahtman

I can't believe you FUCKED that. Of course, you've seen a few of my trolls as well. Guess we're both staying out of public office.

Crazier

You know Nincy from PP Bananas, right? That bitch got some SERIOUS ugly, but my camera lenses just LOVE her. Guess I gotta start wearing glasses that emulate the view from my 50mm prime.

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Just y'all wait until I get back to my harddrives in the US. I'll start busting out my own fuglies.

Bahtman, so far you've got the gold with DeeG pulling a close second. MX - we've probably got more pictures of ugly women on our harddrives then all the others here COMBINED. We should show these guys what it REALLY takes to be crowned "King of the Butherfaces".

E

Damn- I lost my appetite after looking at those trolls! Ugly is UGLY. I would never ...



My guess from those nips is that BMs troll just aborted around the 4 month window-- Not all that uncommon. KM's yumyum (AC) nips and breasts were a product of a recent abortion, which probably left Porker scratching his head thinking, "hey wait, I don't recall those tits!"

-DM

"Bahtman, so far you've got the gold with DeeG pulling a close second"

Damn. I ain't goin down w/out a fight. How about if I throw in recent wart removal

Photo: Warts and all

Epi, I know you discovered that bundle of "Joy" I had at breakfast. However, you were a slow on claiming that distinction if I recall as Don Marco just sat there and shook his head about twenty minutes. Funny how "Joy" was old school and was quite the old hen with ruffled feathers to see you and your Katoey friend.

Poor Tip, but it was never her looks that brings us back again and again.

While I am sure you and I can easily the top the ugliness of the current candidates; however, the name of the game is butterface which means the face must be a wreck but the rest of the package must be very tight. I have scoured the hard drive and not even shovel face girl is competition for these girls.

DG,

No need for apologies cos the FR was meant to be one short post.

I will add somethings about Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia either here or in the "Topics" once I can gather my notes together, hopefully before your next trip there!

The pics contributed here have been urrgrrrr but, most interesting in their own way.

I often wondered who were these guys and what the hell they were doing with these "creatures".

Now, I am getting an "insight" that I would otherwise never have figured out as it would have been too rude to ask.

The rare occasions when I myself have ventured with "fuglies", I was too drunk to know better until the alcohol wore off.

When you're mongering and drinking heavily, after one a.m., the girls get prettier by the minutes exponentially.

Indeed, I was a little shocked to walz in and learn you choose her to bed down with for the night

It took even more balls to have her chum around with your buds for breakfast and show off your trophy fuck.

Believe me, TIP is not even close to being in this league-- TIP is ready for Miss America compared to these fuglies.

bahtman wins! ;-)

I am covering my eyes and bowing out humbly to Bahtman's troll.

Man, I hope you guys stuck to doggie and reverse-cowgirl styles with those units. I haven't seen mugs on putas like that since I stopped running with the Mexico crowd.

My only fear is of what's to come in this thread. Somewhere, one of us is debating on whether or not to post some truly aweful pics. I have an uneasy feeling, not unlike that which a dog gets whenever it walks by a Chinese restaurant, that somehow there is evil lurking and it could descend at any moment.

If a true pig-fuck photo battle royal does develop, I dread the consequences.

Epi,

"You know Nincy from PP Bananas, right? That bitch got some SERIOUS ugly, but my camera lenses just LOVE her. Guess I gotta start wearing glasses that emulate the view from my 50mm prime. "

Looking at your pictures you passed me, I have to admit that you do have a great way to re-present the less than desirable in highly attractive ways.

Reminds me of an old friend who used to snare a lady almost every time out in town (non professionals) and his modus operandi was always to chat up the "fuglies" and make them feel like they are candidates for Miss Universe. According to him, they are most thankful in bed in many ways.

Provided you're able to get the bone-up, its not a bad strategy and yet, not all of us are "wired up" that way! Something to do with what in Asia is called "face" (self-pride/image)?

Alright, I brought my laptop over from my room just to share a few things with y'all. These aren't butherfaces, but they ain't purdy neither...

This first one is a Porker special I found at ToC in AC. She's "milky"... and kinda ugly too. Methinks Porker will like this one:

Photos: Butherface A1 Butherface A2


Now, THIS girl is a RAPIST 3-holer with an UBERspinner body and PERFECT ass!! Too bad she got a manhead attached to her shoulders. Still, especially with the second shot, I think I caught her from her best side:

Hey DM

You gotta admit, your girl from that last night in Singapore got some MAJOR UGLY!! PuhLEASE tell me you got some pics of her to share!!

E

I ain't touching this thread!

I'm digging all these pics though!

Epi, your Emotions superfuck machine is a true butterface. What's up with that funky ass shadow in the first pic of the Emotions girls. The leaky nipple girl from TOC is just fugly all around. But her milk was creamy and sweet!

Epi-- Shush now, I got a rep to uphold!

I didn't manage to take a pic of her, but not by design. As it was, I only caught 2 hours of sleep inbetween our fuckfest and my departure for the airport. Although I made damn sure I fucked her reverse cowgirl and from the rear, she wasn't quite in the same league as Bahtman's Dragged Through a Bucket of Nails Girl.

LOL... what a bod and what a screw tho!

MX

The shadow? Are you talking about the far wall of the bar barely visible over her shoulder...?

Yes, that Emotions SUPERFUCK MACHINE is indeed the proud possesser of a manhead. I also dig her tattoos. One shoulder says "crypts", the other says "H-ozzz". All I know is BOTH just SCREAM "I am a piece of shit!!"

DM

A'ight - your secret is safe with me...

"Bahtman's Dragged Through a Bucket of Nails Girl." Now THAT is some FUNNY SHIT!!

E

You know those fake celebrity nudes that you see all over the web? with Britney Spears sucking two cocks, etc...?

I think Bahtman superimposed that face on the body.

Damn but that's a smoooooth lookin ride to have such a rough helmut.

Any pics of her ass? Or does is look just like her face?

(Message edited by DonGringo on February 23, 2005)

"If Bahtman's butterface was a bedroom performer and had a decent disposition I would probably pay bar fine for multiple days and march her all over Pattaya. And I have done that with worse."

lol...sad but true. actually, not so sad.

great photos by all!

Dongringo, She does have a fine ass as good as her tits. I missed the chance to get shots of it. My bad. Next Trip. And just when you thought it was over the butter face chronicles continue. Epi should be home now and he'll have to access his duel 400 gig external hard drives to compete with this one, She's a Hefty tri-bagger. I hope one day that both these girls will make it into the Club Hombre Butter Face Hall of Fame.

Photo: Butter Face

In honor of March Madness is it possible to get a field of butterfaces together for a tournament. Right now Bahtman has #1 and #2, but can there be others that can pull the upset?