"All right! Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in, pussy lovers! Here at Club Hombre, we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! This is a pussy blowout! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy! We got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, we got snappin' pussy! We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in pussy lovers!"

Photos: Pattaya 01 02 03

Like that quote - good movie... and good pics!!

E

The location shoot is the ultimate for me. The most important decision you make is "location, location, location." Youre going to a lot of time, trouble and expense so pick a special place and then the planning begins. The list is endless and different for each location. Blanket, Umbrella, water, food, sunscreen, towels, swimsuits, plastic bags, waterproof equipment bag, camera cleaning kit are just a few of many things you need for location shoots. Its impossible to plan to much ahead of time for an outdoor location shoot, Checking the weather, planning for transportation for the girls to meet you and then for everyone to get to the location. If you plan well then the girls are likely to give you many magic moments.

Photo: Pattaya 05

An excellent location shot. This is something I've thought about doing in the future. Any suggestions on great outdoor locations in LOS to engage in this type of activity?

The wat in Chiang Mai where we met, Murasaki, might work. And it would have the extra benefit that you might get "lucky" as I understand there are all types of opportunities there!

Since you've already thoroughly scouted out those opportunities, LAG, and reported back to me that night, I think I'll just let that place be your little secret and focus my energies in other directions!

Any location is good that you can do what you want to with the models. Islands provide great visuals and backdrops for the models. Pattaya has many islands just off the coast that do just fine. You can spend 1200 to 3000 baht to get to the islands. If its the first time I have been to an island Ill let everyone stay on the boat and Ill get off and scout around and see if I can find a good spot. But its time to go back inside now for a sweet heart from Laos.

Photo: Pattaya 06

Damn Bahtman, you are just plain cruel. Waving a sausage like that under the noses of us shackled, starving Hombres...Curse you BahtBaron!

BTW,
>>Bahtman>>"All right! Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in, pussy lovers! Here at Club Hombre, we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! This is a pussy blowout! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy! We got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, , we got snappin' pussy! We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in pussy lovers!"


I'll take one of each...Do you deliver?....Overnight delivery?....International, Overnight Delivery?....

Val, you've been away too long. One of each? Chicken pussy included?

"Attention Club Hombre pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it! "

Bahtman, you how it is. If you ask someone about a dish you haven't tried, the answer is always the same....It tastes like chicken!

Ooops! Sorry. Hunterman, the response goes to you, buddy

Bahtman
That girl is quite a contortionist! How did she get her ass up next to her cheek like that ?? LOL

The way it was cropped it makes it look like all one girl. Great pic !

Hey Khun Mor, That photo is just the way I shot it. If you look close youll see the girls reflection in the mirror and her head and body are perfectly hidden behind the head and body of the girl in front. I love to play with mirrors. Ill do some more later on it. The close up shot is another world. I take time to enjoy every part of the girls body and the best way to do that is to get up close and personal.

That's the sexiest bottle opener I've ever seen. Guess now you can pull up a hot one and toss back a cold one at the same time!

Dootman
Still looks like she's holdin her own ass. That's not a bad thing !
As for the Heini -- She has to be able to open it with her pussy ,pour it in, and dance for a while holding it in like the good old days before I'm impressed.

I love to do portrait photography. Sometimes the best portraits are those unplanned moments like this one. She was going in the bathroom to change and of course I followed and those shots I got were the best of the day. My goal is to make the camera invisible much like a glass of water, you carry it around and drink out of it and it performs a function but nobody takes particular notice of it.

Photo: Pattaya 09

Yo Bahtman, these are awesome images man! Wow you've got my engine running and I live here!

Buttman! Boobman! Pussyman! Bahtman! You have every angle covered in photography and hell in pornography too!

Thanks Dave the Rave, Years ago a friend of mine came back from Thailand and showed me some pics of his girlfriend and told me about the scene here and thats what first got me hooked just seeing the pics of his beautiful girl and since then its been a wonderful obsession to capture those moments and share them with others. Ive been very happy to find Club Hombre where I could share my work and enjoy the work of others as we all travel the planet and drink deeply from this most wonderful cup.

Photo: Pattaya 10

Mr Bahtman, I'm positive many CH guys very much appreciate your efforts and your wonderful talent, being new to CH your photos blow me away! You are an extremely talented photographer, hell you've got fans for life on this CH website. You could send a man blind if he isn't careful!

Hi Bahtman I love to see your name come up under photography when i do a quick search. This usually means there is some new A1 flesh to make my tongue hang out! Love your work!!

Hey Bahtman, talk about me charming the chicks you must be the "King Of Cool!"

Is there any pose these babes won't do?

A night time shot of Pattaya.

Awesome shot Bahtman.

Where was your vantage point for that BEAUTIFUL pic?

Hi Hunterman, glad to hear you're headed back to LOS in august. I still have the same cell number. Ill be there in July and Aug. Heres some info on the pic and my vantage point. If you look at the bottom center of the picture you'll see the SIAM BAYSHORE RESORT & SPA. Its one of the nicest places I've stayed in Pattaya and its at the very end of walking street. If you are standing at their pool and look up on the hill you'll see Khao Pattaya or Khao Phra Bat. An asphalt road leads up to the hilltop. Khao Pattaya is now the site of the Naval radio station where the monument of Krom Luang Chumphon Khet Udomsak, the Father of Royal Thai Navy, is situated. A sacred Buddha image is also enshrined on the hilltop. The view point on the hilltop offers a panoramic view of Pattaya City and Pattaya Bay. The Radio station area closes its gates at 10 pm and inside that complex is where you get the best angle on Pattaya bay. On another subject thats never far from my mind heres Bahtman behind the scenes. Im shooting into the mirror and sampling the merchandise.

Photo: Merchandise Sample

As awesome as ever Bahtman!

Hi Bahtman,
Top class image
Pattaya Photo is a work of Art. (can see my room at the Hard rock ) and the following "cheeky" one very subtle sexy/erotic in style.
Depending on the time of day you took the Pattya shot and the name of your cheeky young lady, could you title both pictures as " The Crack of Dawn " Ok sorry, will have to stop sleeping with Pun.

ps. Can see your a class act! you took your socks off. Will we see more of "cheeky girl" ???
Keep well.

Hi Bahtman & Denny, yes while others sleep we appreciate this beauty! Pattaya was my home before and the photo is a postcard classic. A truly great picture. BTW Buttwoman looks like she NEEDED a good hammering and Epi tells me you are more than equipped! "Hung like a horse" I think were his words, so I guess she's kinda walkin' funny!

GREAT shot Bahtman. I never cease to be amazed at your talent. Kinda discouraging for us amateurs though LOL!

Val sadly I'll have to take a rain check this time on Brazil. I promise it wont be long after seeing some of your pics. Ill give you a call in a couple of days been crazy busy. Heres a soi Seven girl that you might like.

Photo: Soi 7 Girl

Its all good in Pattaya, finally the thai new year has come to an end. Puffing on a nice cuban cigar and getting ready to head out for Cambo in two days. The girls are more unusual than ever. I have added a few new ones to the rotation and of course gotta go back and see the young familiars. These two girls sure do know their way around a testicle....Some short times and a few timeouts, all par for the SEA course. This is just a shout out to all the guys I've met from CH.... from my photographic memory

Photo: Pattaya Rotation 1
Photo: Pattaya Rotation 2

I really dig the one in the pool. Does the top come off?

I have ragged on the quality of your girls in the past but the girl in the pool is spectacular. In this case the photography matches the quality of the girl.

The pic of the gal in the pool is an absolute winner-- KUDOs! Did you use a warming filter or play around with the white balance?

Agreed- That pic is the early front runner for pic of the year IMHO. Hot girl fantastic photo. Her tits are great - would love to see them set free.

KM and Blazers just PM me your email and Ill set them free for you. DM and Mr M. Ill email you out a couple from this trip. All you guys feel free to shoot me back a couple of your unseen mamories. I'm in Cambo now and "OH MY" Daddy found some goodies. Ill post some pics in the Cambo section soon. DM on the girl it was just the time of the day that I shot it that gave it the flavor. I think outside shooting is timing critical and I did a ton of it this trip with the thai new year and some babes I met. Ill be posting some of that when I get home. Heres a new thai babe I met this trip that loves the camera.

Photo: Heart Pendant

I await with 'bated breath.

Can anyone point to the location of a shop in Pattaya where I can get prints made quickly from my digital camera? I don' want to drag m,y small printer with me, and girls often ask me for copies.

Thanks in advance.

just about anywhere-- they are all over the place. I personally use the one off beach road about 2 blocks before walking street.

DM-
Thanks. Oddly I don't remember seeing the places, but I was in full-tilt pussy mode last trip and don't remember much of anything.
BD

Pretty sure there's a photo shop at Soi 13 and 2nd Rd (close to Dynasty and Sandy Spring). But there are others all over the place.

batman... you re choice in girls is always good to best. glad to see that. also your pics are very clear. like that !!

Bahtman - All right! Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Just 48hr in Thailand & I think I did pretty good!

Photo: Krit Bar
Photo: ST Anne
Photo: Tattoo Voooodoo A
Photo: Tattoo Voooodoo B
Photo: Tattoo Toilet

Mixed the pic's...This is Tattoo Girl

Photo: Tattoo Girl 01
Photo: Tattoo Girl 02

Baby got back...double back. Gotta love the cellulite.

Blazers - Baby got back...double back. Gotta love the cellulite.

Oh, my, god. Blazer, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!


I LIKE BIG BUTTS & I CAN NOT LIE
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
NastyWorld's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some Hombres wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a Asian - Latin sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-NastyWorld
And kick them Nasty thoughts
Baby got back

NW,

Gotta give props! I've never been aroused by a toilet before. Now, I think I'll have difficulty any time I try to use one.

"I've never been aroused by a toilet before"

Bigpoppa ~ Chicks keep ending up in the CR 4 some strange reason, LOL

Photo: SexyG 01

Toilet in Da back ground.
Photo: SexyG 02

U really can find Thick Chicks in Thailand...
4 an Asian Baby Got Back!

Photos: SexyG 03 04 05

Face aint bad too! (ebonics)
Photos: SexyG 06 07

Blazer - "Gotta love the cellulite"
Few more pics of my Ex-TiK "MY Thai Queen"
I meet on Walkin St with LAguy and Isawal!
My most memorable AZZ in Thailand EVER!!!!

Photos: Tik 08 09 10 11

Traditional dress

Admin: Duplicate photo removed

Oppsss, I hate when that happens!!



(Message edited by nastyworld on December 18, 2007)

Nastyworld, you would love Angeles City. Plenty of thick asses for the bruthas. Although, I have yet to see girls this big in AC. This makes Masterbates look like a fatty chaser amateur.

Blazer - I do love PI but the ol'Lady is there, so I don't always get 2 Angles. I can say that in Pangasinan or most Towns,Barrios & Provinces there are Thick ("FAT") chicks with PHAT AZZ!!
4 sum reason when in Thailand I have a few "Masterbates" moments I take them down in All shapes and sizes!

As I started cleaning out my HardDrive I can add a few more from Thailand that I would have kept
to myself as it was a "Masterbates Photo Shoot"

2007 was ok but 2008 will be scary... Enjoy




Photos: MB Photo Shoot 01 02 03

I used to think bahtman's gals were large (in a good way), but these rhinos set a new benchmark. You should post a warning to unsuspecting viewers who stumple on this crisco if looking for photography talk.

LOL DM I could not find a quick place to post.
Bahtman does have some lookers, and this is photography at it LARGEST

I just saw more cottage cheese in these pics than in the diary aisle at Safeway. Those are some ugly cows, dude.

catocony... Find Dem ~ Fuck Dem & Flee!!
Plus sum time I like Cotttage Cheese!

Peace
NW