It's on soi 33 Sukhumvit. Number 14 on the soi just past all the soi 33 bars.

They advertise the 'Ball' massage. Yes it's an actual testicle massage. You can pick from the hour, hour 1/2, or 2 hour. The ball massage is included in either the oil or, surprisingly enough, Thai massages.

Small reception area with your choice for girls. You can either browse the photo album. Similar to Angel's massage or Euro Inn. You can see the girls as well. They will assemble up and they will stare at you or act shy and you choose.

I decided on a sweet thing from Chaing Mai.
She gave a decent oil massage and while she was giving me the 'Ball' massage she asked me If I wanted the 'special'. So in my case the 'Ball' massage didn't last all that long as she progressed into oral rather quickly. You may want to inform them beforehand that the 'Ball' massage last longer. Of course with almost everything YMMV.
The 'special' consists of FS for 1500 Baht.

Overall a good experience and a really sweet girl. The 'Ball' massage is a nice twist. Although it didn't last long. The rooms are small and unfortunatley no mirrors.

Did the 1,500 include the massage? Did you pay the FS rate for just a BJ? Thanks for the report, good to see new venues.

1,500 Baht for the 'special'. Similar pricing structure to Baron's. FS included a BJ.

800 Baht for 2 hour Oil massage + Ball massage. 600 Baht for 1 1/2.

700 Baht 2 hour Thai massage + Ball massage.
500 Baht for 1 1/2.

Also had 1 hour rates.

Unlike Baron's, Teen massage does the Condom variety Blow job! Had 4 different girls there and not one gave a bbbj! Have to admit the girls look more wholesome than Baron's.

WD...

When walking up Soi 33 from Sukumvit, do you turn left or right on the soi?
Cheers

Fdr
About two thirds of the way down Soi 33 on the right as you come from Suk.

Wedge and I visited BKK Teen in May, when we were looking for something to kill time before te sun went down. The website is very good, (http://www.bkkteen.com), but the fine hos weren't in yet, and the joint was overrun with Japanese. The 3-4 girls were no where as cute as the photos in the book, the rooms were small and dingy and the girl was un-enthusiastic. I got the 90 min massage, and after showering so asked me if i want "boom-boom". After which she charged 2KBaht. Rip-off! Go get a soapy instead!

Just visited Teen twice in two days. I give it a big thumbs up. The first day, I visited after declining a session at Barons (now named Tulip, or some such thing); the lineup at Barons was not good.

I visited teen Saturday around 2 p.m. and Sunday around 11:30 a.m. There is a book of girls one can look at (not unlike Antares in Sao Paulo), or you can have the girls present themselves in a lineup. I did both, the book (just for thrills) and then the lineup.

On Saturday there were perhaps 10 girls available (and I am sure more upstairs) and on Sunday around 15. The lineup on Saturday was rather good, the lineup Sunday better.

I chose the oil and ball massage for 2 hours, the base fee of which is usually 1,000 baht, but there was a promotion for 900 baht (as best as I could tell it was a promotion; all I really know is I paid 900 baht).

From all indications, if you give the girl 1,500 baht as a tip you also get a blow job, and a fuck. It worked for me both times, and I did mention to the woman at the counter that I was planning on giving 1,500 baht and would this do the job for full service. She nodded.

Both sessions were rather good, the Sunday one being excellent. No problem with DFKing. On Saturday the girl said (or asked, I'm not sure) "condom" when she was going to start the blow job, I said no, and she did the blow job uncovered. The second girl did a lot of licking of the shaft and balls without bringing out the condom, but put one on when she started the blow-job pumping. I decided not to resist this as she had already spent about 5 minutes in the area uncovered, and I knew the rest of the blow job would be short, leading to the main event.

In terms of how to go about getting the special services (i.e. full service) the first day I mentioned it to the girl as the massage was winding down, but was a bit concerned because the girl really did not understand English, and I was afraid after the very extended massage we might run out of time; we didn't but I would have preferred not to even have to think about this possibility as the massage was proceeding.

On the second day I decided at the outset to put the 1500 baht and condom on the night table next to the bed, and at the outset simply point and tell the girl I wanted special service. She nodded and said after the massage.

I find the extended massages here a very erotic lead into the main event, moreso than what one gets at a soapy. The only downside is at soapies I usually get two shots during a session whereas at the massage places such as this one (and Baron's) one seems to be the norm (if anyone has contrary info on this, please let me know including how you go about getting the two shots--e.g., do you ask for one before the massage, etc.)

Incidentally, while the rooms are small, I wouldn't necessarily call them dingy (if by that Blumpy means dirty), although they are not on par with the rooms at a soapy. I also have enjoyed my sessions here much better than the two I have had at soapies on this trip, so I don't consider 2,400 baht (including tip) a rip-off. I would be interested from those who frequent the place whether they tip above the 1500 baht you pay the girl for special services. I didn't under the rationale the 1500 baht is itself a tip of sorts, but I'm not sure whether this is the right approach or not. I should add the girls I was with did not give any indication of being unhappy with the 1,500 baht.

The hours are 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. seven days a week, making it a good place for late morning and early afternoon fun. As to how to get there, it is past the artists' bars on Soi 33, about one block past the Ritz Apartments (which is on the left-hand side of the street as you are walking from Sukhumvit). Teen BKK massage is on the right hand side of the street.

nice write up and glad I was able to help steer you in that direction-- bkk teen is one of the best places to relieve yourself mid-day IMHO.

Maybe I need to hit this place on a weekend? I went in on late Thursday afternoon, and the lineup was lacking to say the least. Many of the girls looked nothing like the photographs. In fact I couldn't believe, one in particular, Tip, was actually the girl in the photo. Completely different different.

Unfortunately it's getting busier and busier and the hotties are kept busy upstairs . It's more hit and miss than it used to be. This last trip- our first visit they had a lineup that allowed 3 of us to pull girls we were satisfied with . DM and I returned on a later day and there was only one girl who would float any boats .

Try again and you may be surprised. Go around 5 or 6 PM and even if you strike out you can do the Artist bars at happy hour.

For those who have not been here, its quite a long walk up Soi 33 from Sukhumvit, surprisingly so.

Explorer, not that far... but yes you'll be looking forward to the AC when you get there

Hahaha! DM will walk a mile in Bangkok heat but 3 blocks in the Batam sun and he cries about 'melting'!

guilty as charged. Cabs aren't as cheap and readily available in bkk as they are in batam tho

The walk from Sukhumvit to BKK Teen is hardly close to a mile --less than a quarter mile no doubt. It takes about 3-5 minutes at most. Nothing a cold towel cannot cure .

I do seem to remember DM bitchin about the walk from Fields bars to TOC on the perimeter in AC as well.

Of course I did also-- it was MX's idea of a short walk , in oppressive heat !!

Jeez, I can't believe the bellyaching here about a little walk and sweat. Never realized the men of CH were so fragile! Generally, I do try to walk all reasonable distances because I just can't stand the scum taxi/ojek/trike/jeepney/tuk-tuk/bajaj/baht bus etc. drivers in most SEA locals. However, I have also learned that if I am with a girl and not in a obvious over the top Whoring zone I will always taxi or its equivalent for all but the shortest distances. Definately much much more physically (high heels) and mentally (avoiding disapproving looks and harassing comments in the local tongue) comfortable for the girls. I have learned the hard way of having a buzz kill because I made my date do a forced march.

Unfortunately there is no comfortable taxi option in AC, only taking a trike or Jeepney. Personally, those trikes are just not desinged for the big, tall, or even average sized Westerners. Performing the yoga exercises to get in and out of those things plus with the driving over all the bumps with no suspension in the prone position always fucks up my back. Also by the time you hit the Jeepney station at checkpoint your are almost at Touch of Class and Emotions anyway. Plus a fatman like me needs all the exercise I can get.

DM, but at least the cabs in Bangkok only try to gouge you (rather harmlessly, actually. Well, and assuming you can find one going in the right direction willing/able to stop) on the taxi ride not the POOYING RIDE like they tend to in Batam. As Mx says, with me it's more principle of not unjustly enriching blood-sucking scum than getting a workout to save a whole DOLLAR. With 4 of us heading in tandem to a booking joint, a 3 block walk could have made some asshole taksi driver 200K rupiah if we all ended up booking.

KM, never been to Soi 33 bars and I misread the original post. I was thinking the distance from Nana, the place I AM always coming from.

Teens do 1000TBH or 900TBH promotion for 2 hours
I had 2 girls for 1000TBH,But for only 1 hour

If you go to bkkteen.com website, the page says "closed", but only the website is closed - both locations (Teen 1 & Teen 2) are open.

No legal problems, just technical problems.

Due to the confusion, it's a great time to visit: the girls are suffering financially and eager to please.

I emailed and asked prices for extras. The response was ALL girls:
500HJ
1000BJ
1500 "Make Love"

Anyone been to Oranges or Akane or Euro???????? Some real lookers at Oranges. Akane sounds pretty kinky. I'm going to try all of these places in November.

Stopped in and pulled Tip. Massage not so great, FS was very business like. I don't prefer these places but my buddy wanted to try it out. Even he agreeg he would not go back.

Your best bet is to really go for just a regular massage with no sex and then go to a BJ bar. Much cheaper option and you get a better massage and girl who is a pro at sucking you off.

This place was disappointing, the receptionist did not make me feel welcomed, i ask for a woman who does everything, and she turned out to do as little as possible, and after my massage i could see that she could not wait to tell her friends about me after i left.

I've been there a few times and always gotten good service, however there are, as I recall, 3 massage places on Soi 33 that have "Teen" in their name. Walking from Sukhumvit, one on your left, and two on your right. The one I go to is the farthest on your right (the two on the right are next to each other). The other two wanted to pick the girl for me, and my experience is that they don't necessarily pick who's best, but who needs the work, or who hasn't done anyone for awhile.

Point taken sojourner, sounds like i may have got the girl who needs work.