After a few days in Bangkok...decided to try Pattaya. Here are a few of my experiences. About an hour and a half bus trip from Bangkok. Cost 90 baht, about 2.5 us. When I got there met many moto cabbies and baht bus guys wanting to take me into town. I didn't know it at the time but the baht bus is the deal. 5 to 50 baht...cheapest transport going. My friend recommended the Penthouse hotel as it was in the center of action and had all the amenities. He was correct. The hotel has a gogo club on premises and the wildest rooms in town. disco lights, round bed, 24/7 porn, mirrors on the ceiling. When I got there checked in for about $25/night us. They gave me a cool coctail and a moist towl to freshen up. Put my things in my room and headed out to seek the action. If you don't already know, they have about 30k girls with 5sq miles of pattaya. You'll see a lot of fat european guys with young girls...hey live and let live. I decided to check out what different entertainment they had compared to Bangkok and here's what I found. Las Vegas Pattaya...all russian pros for your entertainment pleasure. If you like tall leggy blonds..this is the place. And they cost just as low as the thai girls...man russia must be F**ked up. I personally like spinners so I headed into other parts of town. One thing you'll appreciate in Pattaya is that the gogo girls can dance naked...yes naked. these girls have at most paint if that. And you are free to reach up and squeeze what you desire..tip optional. Once you've seen these gogo girls...you won't want to go further as your balls are ready to explode. I'll post some of my bar fine experiences later. Pattaya...truly a dream come true.

As a Brit I can tell you that Pattaya is infested with "Euro Trash" it really is. Soccer hooligans, scumbags, thugs, criminals, and they are just the good guys LOL! This is one reason I left England and moved to BKK. FYI - GERMANS IN PATTAYA - Baron Bonk (writes the Asia Bugle)states that have you noticed how so many of the obese scumbags tend to be Germans. Ignorant, arrogant, obese and as "jai dam" mean-spirited as any lowlife can be. Apart from that Germans in Pattaya are OK (LOL!).

What's wrong with "saukrauts"?

"Heil Hitler!"



(Message edited by crazier on May 09, 2005)

Hey Crazier, now now don't go upsetting those "sensitive" Germans. Looks like their newest land war is trying to own Pattaya (LOL!) BTW don't mention the war!

Hey Denny sing along with me..."Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler now we have the Nazis on the run!" (Dad's Army TV Show).

DTR,

Just my silly sense of humour!

Any krauts here?

Sorry this chink dunno better!

S.

Crazier, I know you were joking so was I, but I was serious about the level of Euro Trash in Pattaya. Glad as a bar manager in BKK that I get a much better clientele. The worst Euro Trash are found in the beer bars rather than go-go bars, but be warned there are MANY scumbags in Pattaya. I was living there years ago and so many idiot farangs walk around like they own PATTAYA! When mongers say whether Pattaya or BKK is best this is one factor that really sucks about Pattaya. In terms of a lot of lowlife farangs in Pattaya it's scum city!

The Russians at Las Vegas in Pattaya are not available for bar fines.

DTR, true-- that's what happens in all 100% tourist towns.

Seems like a tour guide rip off post.

Anyone who thinks the Penthouse Hotel has all the amenities has never been there. It's an overpriced cockroach infested dump IMHO.

Also the statement that the fugly Russian bitches in Las Vegas Club are the same price as Thai girls is totally made up.

Can't wait for the rest of the report.

Dave
I believe the Brits far outnumber the Krauts in Pattaya now. None seem to be qualified for the Royal family either.

(Message edited by Khun_Mor on May 09, 2005)

I second that opinion about Penthouse. I'm trying to be nice when it comes to posts/TRs of suspect quality and info... I ain't holding my breathe for the next installement of wisdom stemming from this report.

I would have paid 1500 Baht short time to see dancing NAKED ladies that I could grope in a club sceen with ample American music! Only "Peppermint" upstairs came remotly close with some exposed breats and a wiggle from left to right as far as their dance methods.

Man..you guys are cruel. Well it's been a few months before I decided to add some comments. Here's my favorite bar fine experience. I decided to take it slow and bar hop as many gogo bars as I could without becoming trashed. One beer per plus soda water to slow it down a bit. After several bars, got to one small one (forget the name) and saw this nice spinner. Looked at her she looked back and bam nice chemistry and she was a fine looker too. I call her over and buy her a drink. She speaks pretty good english so I say how much for short time, "1000 baht" she says and I'm ready to hit the penthouse. Just as I'm about to leave I see this stunner hit the stage. Looked like a young Phoebe Kates with a body of a Pam Anderson. I tell my girl #1...you mind if I bar fine her too? She says "go ahead, it'll be fun."....Pattaya, gotta love it. I bar fine girl #2 and off we go to penthouse. We hit the room drop our clothes and we're off ...bbbj to start with me deep frenching girl #2. As a gesture of good will I started banging girl #1 first but my heart just wasn't in it as Girl #2 was so HOT. I switched quickly and started in on girl #2 while Girl #1 started kissing and massaging me and girl #2. After about 20 minutes, I was sweating and grunting like a maniac....guess what girl #1 says....Zex (not my real name) "you fuck good, I'll stay long time with you." Man was that a complement or what...I'll take that. I came shortly thereafter. We all had kisses all around and sent off girl #2. Girl #1 had some surprises in store...to be continued.

Damn, those germans are fat...but can't blame the sausage eating old farts. Beer and sausage'll get anybody fat.

Khun Mor, I'm not making anything off of sending people to penthouse. I know it's not the best hotel but the location and the "amenities" as the gogo bar downstairs, gogo girl pickup from the airport, double paned windows...for $25 us? It's a fricken 5star in pattaya relatively speakin. I could have gone to a 70-80us hotel but why? I'd rather spend it on the girls. I'm just not a fan of hotels where it's so cush but antiseptic for a shit load of money. If you have money to burn...congrats. If you're like me and would rather spend $$ on things I enjoy..Penthouse is a good value.

Don Marco, I went to a club called orbit in Bangkok...had the hottest chicks in bangkok for about $4000 baht/night plus $2000 baht bottle service. It wasn't much more fun that 200 baht beer with a 1000 baht girl in pattaya. It's all relative my man.

As for the Las Vegas Pattaya girls....I don't like them per se, as I'm into petite girls...but some non anglos love white chicks for being white chicks. Who knows why? We all come to this site to learn...let's not be so judgemental and we may LEARN something we didn't know before..imho.

Metalboots, first time I saw and touched a naked gogo girl...I was hooked. I will never never go to a US titty bar again as it's just like having sex without penetration. I just gave the girl a 20baht and she was happy....and the beauty is that I could have taken her out for 1000 baht... This experience just kicked the shit out of my bangkok experience.

Zexnzen & Crazier, I totally agree with your comments about the Germans in Pattaya. For some reason Pattaya brings the best out in total scum! However KM is right the level of other Euro Trash has reached a scary level. German, British & Russian "mafia" are all saying they are Pattaya's Al Capone! I just have three words for these type of people, "GET A LIFE!"

Khun Mor, I am ashaimed of the actions and behaviour of some Brits in LOS. We have an appalling reputation for alcohol related violent and abusive behaviour. It's not always just soccer hooligans either. Totally and utterly mindless! My best buddy from the States says, "A lot of drunk Brits just love to fight, so much so they even fight each other sometimes!" This statement is so true. BTW I wasn't excluding Brits KM because I did say "Euro Trash." I've heard of people being homesick, I just got SICK OF HOME!

DTR,

I did not comment on anyone in Pattaya as I have not been there for ages!

But I was just joking about "krauts" and playing around!

When I do manage to persuade myself to visit Pattaya, I will form a better opinion of the people who park themselves there!

Many years ago when I used to visit, it was Arabs and their presence in South Pattaya that got to me! I understand they are not much in that place today.

Dave, I think every country has its share of "angry drunks" - dunno why some people get that way when they drink, but they do. Which leaves one wondering how you guys in the go-gos handle these idiots with no bouncers in attendance?

Is this the Las Vegas that is right off Beach road
around the corner from the Pizza Hut?

Innocent, you have asked this question about 10 times this year, and the answer remains: no.

Man...you guys are just messing up this thread with irrelevant chatter. you guys should go sit at a bar and yap. Anyway, here's a finale to my best barfine experience in Pattaya. Well, after sending girl #2 off , girl #1 and I decide to go out on the town...and what do you know it's valentines night and thai girls are starting to get with the 'holiday'. We hit a gogo bar girl #1 used to work at and chat up bunch of her friends....where she brags about my prowess. Please before you guys flame me, I'm just relaying a story not trying to stoke my ego. To get on with the story, we have about 4 girls next to us watching a smashing nude valentines show. Girl/girl action with strap ons yet. It's all dandy but I'm too busy with my girls sitting next to me. I'm pretty drunk by this point and decide why not "they seem to like me" and let my hands wander. I'm watching lesbo action on stage and my hands are up two girls shirts....is this heaven or what? While girl #1 and her good friend are enjoying my molestation, a flower girl comes up and asks to purchase her supply. I get tired of saying no and buy the whole bunch for 400 baht for girl #1. She's very moved by this and tells me that she'll teach me what pattaya girls fall for..flowers and paper money. no duh (not projected).

We go from bar to bar giving flowers to girls and what do you know it seems to work very well. I got a small entourage of girls with a very tiny investment. But, I'm getting wasted and tired by this point and decide to head back to the hotel. I tell girl #1, she can go but she insists that she'll spend "long time" with me. No prob as I would like the company and she made my night a bit more special. Once I got to the hotel, I wasn't as wasted as I thought as I did her twice before falling into a blissful pattaya sleep. Next morning, I woke up, took a shower and waited for girl #1 to wake up. Gave here breakfast, gave her a big tip and kissed her goodbye. Pay for play is the bomb.

Zex
My initial post on this thread has somehow gotten twisted into a personal attack on you which I never meant it to be. My reaction was to the content of the post and a sense that it seemed made up. If it was you personal observations then my comments were not appropriate.

We will never agree about the Penthouse Hotel. It was THE worst hotel I have ever stayed in in LOS and I've been in some dives believe me.

Where did you get the info that the Russian girls at Vegas Club weere the same price as Thai bargirls ? When were you in Pattaya ? I would be interested to know what bar still has strap on Lesbo shows.

BTW
I agree your thread got hijacked and I'm afraid I started it even though technically my reply was on subject at least. For that ,and if I offendeed you ,I do indeed apologize.

Please continue to post your report . You may want to start another thread or use a multipart report to get all this crap out of the way.

Hey Guys, we all sound like a bunch of old women! IMHO I think we need to move on as Khun Mor rightly says. BTW Exporer, yes Innocent is asking that 1001 times question again LOL!

BRING ON THE PUSSY!

My last post to this thread as it's a bit off topic. Khun Mor, no offense taken as I can take it for the fun I had. Even the penthouse hotel...while not up to first world standards (saw a cockroach) is damn comfortable and convenient. They gave me a drink and cold towelette upon entering and the amenities (indoor pool for rent, oversize shower and bed etc) were straight out of penthouse and porn mags. Not for everyone but was very fun.

I 'assumed' the russian girls were available...maybe not maybe..I was not into tall leggy blonds while in pattaya. I'm into petite young spinners with spirit!

The strap on stuff was 'special' per girl #1 and was on a second floor of a gogo bar. Seems all special stuff happens on the second floor.

guys ultimately....Pattaya can be discussed ad infinitem...but you gotta be there and you'll see. All this talk of eurotrash...hogwash. Everyone is gettin laid...and everyone seems happy and content. I had great fun and everyone I met seemed to have great fun. Sanuk!

Lates.

"All this talk of eurotrash...hogwash."

OK Zexnzen so you see "NO" Eurotrash or lager louts in Pattaya. Hope for your sake there are some damned good opticians down there for you! I did specify beer bars and cheap charlie areas in Pattaya. Give me a break even Stevie Wonder could spot 'em!

Gang/KM--
for fucks sake. When BS is posted, it should be called out-- that's not a personal attack, it's an attack on information (lack of). KM put your pants back on.

Zex--
Penthouse hotel. Provide some context; how many nights have you stayed at in pattaya and what other hotels are you comparing it to?

I can only assume you have a sample size of 1, in which case penthouse may be indeed pretty good cuz your too busy focusing on pussy and not the hotel. For the same price you paid, there are MUCH better rooms available.

Russian girls-- it was bogus info... folks don't know you and what you did, say what you mean (assume vs. are). Regardless, I wouldn't screw those russians for 500b.

Eurotrash-- hrmmm, your talking to a collective group who many spent MANY years in Pattaya (we've "been there". Eurotrash is pervasive, not that I let it get in my way of having a good time mind you.






(Message edited by donmarco on May 12, 2005)

Explorer,

Thanks I didn'r realize I got an answer before.

If in any of your recon adventures in Pattaya someone can check out if the "other" Las Vegas is still in existence it would be of interest.

Dave,

Mabey I'm caught in a Pattaya "time space continum."

I really never left and just wander aimlessly, going round and round,looking for the Las Vegas A Go Go...

Never findind it but get sucked dry the the inhabitants this far off planet...Hummmmm ;)

Wish I were there.

DM: You're right on all counts. But for walkin price of $25 us(friend recommended) it was great. Didn't want to walk around in the hot sun ..not getting laid to save $5 bucks. To paraphrase my needs..." I don't need no stinking 5 star room!" I've been to vietnam, Mexico, Korea, Thailand twice. The sheer openness and accessibility of pattaya girls was a blast to my senses.

I say again guys, nothing beats walking the road yourselves.

I think when I was at the Penthouse, I booked the patpong party room (jaczuzzi, swings, balcony, etc) and it was around 40 a night. The hotle was a pit relative to other places, but I 100% agree with your point tho, it's hard not to have a great time in Pattaya with all the wonderful gals for the taking... I can sleep at the beer bar on top of the pool tables and still manage to have a blast.

Innocent
The other Las Vegas is still open and doing business on Soi Post Office where it has always been . I have no idea if your friend still owns it - I have never gone in there.

Went to Pattaya for the first time in May. Started with an airport pick-up and two gogo girls. I am a little shy, 56 years old and American. Did not know what to expect. After being in Thailand for two hours I was already in a bathtub with a pretty 20 year old. Had three different gogo girls within my first 24 hours and five by day three. Going back in November.

unlucky1
I would change yor name to lucky1

Unlucky1

Did you use the Penthouse limo or Classroom ? Perhaps there is another service now. What did they charge and did you have to pay upfront. Several years ago as a lark I decided to try the Classroom Limo from Don Muang to Pattaya. They never showed up despite reconfirming the reservation a few days in advance. I was one pissed off poochai. Back then payment in advance was not necessary so at least it cost me nothing except frustration waiting for almost an hour in the airport to see if they were coming.

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