Hi Guys,
I will be heading back to Pattaya in early July. This time without the "ball and chain"! I intend to make the most of my 6 days in town. I am already familiar with the beer bar scene from previous visits, but could never make the most of it as I could only "escape" for a maximum of one hour at a time.
This time I am free as a bird 24/7. One fantacy is to bed 2 birds together. I will go to a beer bar for this and will probably settle for ST. However I would like to know in advance what I can expect. Will it be over in 15 minutes or can it be stretched to an hour or more? Is there likely to be any premium for this over the usual 250 baht per bird bar fine and 500 bath per bird for the fun?

ST is you go to a room and pop a nut.

ST for me ranged from 1.5 to 4hr. Once was 6 but it does not count since we both felt asleep for a while.

Below are just a few quick observations about the short time experience. You have relatively little time once you pay the bar and maybe stop at 7-11 and then get to the room and maybe she seems to take forever in the shower and having waited for all this short time is melting away, Just as shes drying off you come to your senses and realize you need to secure the room and your belongings and your wallet if you plan on showering at some point. You feel as though you only have a little time to fuck and time to pay. Oh I forgot about foreplay and you should too cause the average Thai gets the preliminaries over in a mere 11.5 minutes, so the bar is low enough you can step over it. Also available are Short time Hotels that give you between 1 and 3 hours and cost between 100 and 500 hundred baht. Finally here is a starter list that just might help.

Top Ten signs you know short time is almost over ,

10. When the adult dvd you bought on the street finishes!
9. your girl keeps shouting in thai,layo layo ( Hurry already )!
8. You get thirsty for a beer!
7. Your'e low on baht and will be too lazy to walk to the ATM!
6. A better looking girl calls or texts!
5. Front desk calls and a better looking girls waiting in the lobby!
4. Your girl calls you by another customers name!
3. The guys are waiting for you at the bar!
2. Nothing comes out of the KY tube!
1. Your girls not a big fan of the Danza Slap!

If you happen to hook a real nasty bitch with a bad attitude - When your BG "Little Miss Attitude" starts bitching to speed it up, this is a signal to pound that pussy to pieces! If she's in such a hurry like a real hardcore hooker, then pound her to pieces! When she complains (after you have almost snapped everything), you can say with a smile, "You said speed it up!" If the BG turns out a real bitch and you are hung like a horse, guess who's gonna be walkin' kinda funny! The bitch wants it hard and fast so you give 'em the pounding of their life! A readily equipped farang can have his revenge LOL! Rather than "ditch the bitch" teach her a lesson without KY consideration. Don't always be so willing to lose your BF and your pent up frustration! POUND THAT PUSSY!

My favorite response from bargirl to the question"how long is short time" was "You come,I go".Usually only two agreements must be made prior to leaving,she loves to give head,and we shower together.Then there is no time she`s alone in room,and dead time in shower,while you wait is eliminated.And is good foreplay,u get thru that shy shit sooner.And you can personally clean all the cracks to your liking.