Sumo Shiatsu
Komplek KOKAN Permata Kelapa Gading
Blok C no. 9-12A, 33-37
Jalan Boulevard Bukit Gading Raya
Kelapa Gading Jakarta
(021) 45857676


An upscale Health Spa that offers great service, good facilities, and an large assortment of girls (Local massage, local body massage, local freelance, mainland Chinese girls, and small assortment of other foreign girls.) Prices are also upscale but they do seem to provide a higher quality experience. Evidently this is one of the older up-market spas and there have been lots of recent entrants like Classic and Beverly Hills whose facilities which of course be newer.

I have been curious about this super sex emporium for a while. Located in an upscale suburb, it’s a 35-40K taxi ride from Mangga Besar. In this same development you can also find Mongomas Disco, MTR 2, and a Delta Massage (all more upscale and higher priced versions of places found in town.) I paid a visit with Sandman and Punisher (a poster from Sammyboy.com) on a midweek afternoon around 4PM.

At the reception you pick up your locker key and you can see that the prices are 200K for 90 minute massage in a standard room and 300K for a VIP room. However, once upstairs you will see this is not so simple. We quickly changed in the generous sized loose fitting shiatsu shorts. I personally like the well lit layout of the sauna. The steam room was small but worked well, and the free form hot and cold tubs were sweet. Also, adjacent to the showers they had an oxygen room which I also enjoyed. After steaming, soaking, showering, and breathing, we put on some dry shorts and robes and went to see what delights awaited us on the second floor.

At the main reception massage reception desk you can see 8x10 head shots of what I guess are about 75 local massage girls. These girls provide a 90 minute massage for the price stated above and you can negotiate extras with them. Also, on the second floor is a small relax room where inside you will see girls in revealing matching blue outfits one side and girls in typical tight fitting Indo lycra hooker outfits on benches on the other side.

The girls in Blue provide a Body massage (where the girl uses soapy water to rub her naked body all over yours) and sex in a 90 minute session in a VIP room for the all in price of 500K. I think this is the best deal as you get an all in price with a girl you can interact personally with prior to the session. I am sure it will be difficult to get the same services for a 200k tip with a regular massage girl. There was about 12-15 girls in this group with 2 in my “I got to fuck category” and 2 others in the I would be happy to fuck category. The girls on the other side are local FL girls who provide 90 minutes of fucking for 800K. There were only three girls on that side, all attractive but no more so to me than the ones in the blue outfits. You are more than welcome to sit and have a drink in this room. The mamasans will come on strong but will sit back when you ask. As is par for the course, the Indo girls are extremely playful and fun to interact with. Evidently you can also pick one of these girls to come hang out with you in the big theatre room (more on that soon.)

The dominant feature of the second floor is a big theatre room, which has a small café to one side and a bar along the other. In the theatre itself are rows organized stadium style of large over stuffed leather chairs each with a large ottoman at the front of the stadium are three very large flat screen TV’s. A couple times a night there is a sexy dance show. In the café is the collection of girls from mainland china. Throughout the bar and in the theatre are girls of other nationalities; supposedly lots of Uzbek girls (which we didn’t seen any) All of these girls are 1.5 million all in for 90 minutes of body massage and sex in a VIP room . We headed for this room first. Punisher quickly became engaged with a Chinese mommy who wanted to push some of the mainland girls onto us. There was about 8-10 Chinese girls and the quality was way below what I had seen at Beverly Hills Spa. However, it was still Chinese New Year and it would be fairer to make a comparison once the line-up was intact.

There was one super hot bombshell Chinese girl I did see and mommie wanted to pimping her to me. Mommie asked us if we wanted a line-up and to meet the girls. No charge for looking. She had about 8 girls come over, and all were pretty average looking but typically wearing fairly sexy outfits. Unfortunately, the one bombshell didn’t come over as it turned out a customer had just called ahead and booked her. It was no problem to resist the current line-up and they were dismissed after some friendly quick hellos. I asked Mommy about the other girls and she said that they had Uzbek girls, Turkish girls, Iraqi girls, and Venuzulean girls. She got us a line-up of three Venezuleans, one Iraqi, and one Turk. None of them was fuckable in my opinion but I if you like to put pins in your world map this did provide and opportunity, albeit expensive way, to do it. Meanwhile another girl had joined the Chinese group. She was wearing a short low-cut zebra print baby doll dress that displayed very impressive mammaries.

Chinese mommy offered to have some girls come sit with us just for a chat. Evidently Punisher was getting in the mood for some panda and he told mommy I liked the zebra print girl. Soon mommy had a girl sitting with each of us. It’s pretty damn comfortable to have a pretty girl sitting with you in these huge chair and ottoman in your pajamas. In fact I was having a great time as Wei Wei massaged and rubbed me all over, and I even copped some feels of her perfect tits. The felt so firm and perfect I suspected they were fake. Punisher got just an ok looking girl but she was loving an affectionate. Sandman kind of got a Rhino girl who did have a nice rack. Lucky guy as she wasn’t really tempting. Unfortunately, I was starting to get horny and tempted by girl. I had been curious about these high priced mainland girls and the experienced the offered. But the price is just so outrageous; I suggested to Sandman we take a look at the local body massage girls.

As usual I had a great time joking with the girls and Sandman and I were in complete agreement about who the best girls were. We both decided the best a little cutie with nice B-cup cleavage and sweet round tiny butt. Sandman offered to let me choose first, but I told him I was undecided and was considering the Chinese girl. At this time the 5PM sexy dance show started so we decided to return to the theatre. Zebra print girl came and sat with me, and it turns out Punisher told her I was undecided and she needed to pick up the convincing. Sure enough during the show she got all over my unit and was working me up into a horny state. There goes all my resistance and I decided to splurge go for my first mainland china girl.

Now the sexy dance show was only mildly entertaining. They had four girls and a dude. Why is it in Indo these sexy dance shows gotta have some gay looking dude in them? Anyway the girls shook it vigorously for a song or two with a couple getting topless. Then the girls proceeded to molest guys in the audience for them to buy tequila shots in exchange for some lap dance type of action. (My guess is that those drinks cost 50K each) Sandman twice got a very attractive girl in his lap but her resisted the urge to splurge. After the show ended I told Sandman that I was taking miss china titties, and he said he was going to go for a Local BM girl. However, there was some confusion about whether the 500K included sex or not. So I went to the little relax room where he chose the girl and I did confirm it was 500K all in. With Sandman and his girl in tow we returned to our theatre seats for a little more get to know you. We also learned that we could, as a group, use a private Jacuzzi and sauna for a little naked group foreplay. The price for this was 150K for the China girl and 100K for the local girl. We decided to go for this option.

So we all returned to the first floor into an area called the “Female Sauna.” The room had a jacuzzi that could easily sit 12 and a dry sauna’ however the place lacked some good places to sit and/or fuck We all started to get naked and I think everyone wanted to see if Zebra print girls titties were real. Yes they’re real, and there spectacular. Perfect C-cups with pointy pink nipples. As Sandman remarked, “of all the time not to have our cameras.” Once, in the jaccuzi the girls were all good sports but it appeared that the Indo and Chinese girl weren’t comfortable interacting. Punisher’s and my girl both fondled us and each other a little and everyone took a shot to check out miss zebra’s tits. Unfortunately, my girl was the most shy and was reluctantly making out. Then when everyone else started to get blow jobs, it took some concerted effort to get mine to follow suit. She was painfully shy about this and gave some poor head and was having problems rising to the occasion. Although getting it on in the water is one of my greatest thrills I decided it would be best to get into our VIP suite where I hoped she would be more comfortable. Overall, I think the group Jacuzzi thing is cool and I think you could get a real orgy thing going if you selected some wild Indo girls.

Inside the VIP suite (which was nicely appointed with a tub-shower) my girl definitely improved. We stared out with some making out and some better but not great head. Then I ate her out and she ACTED all excited and thrashed around passionately. Then it came time for the sex where she made it quite clear that would be covered. The fucking was above average and went on for quite a bit. However with the extra small indo size condom there was no was I was gonna come. So I suggested she give me a body massage and I would come titty fucking her wonderful tits. The body massage consisted of her lathering our front sides with soapy warm water and the she slide rubber her tits and body all over me. Soon I got into a real good woman on top titty fuck and splooged. After showering off we sat, talked and kissed (not a lot DFK) though, and I played with her tits. After about 15 minutes I got hard again and she gave me a little blow job and then gave me an oily HJ finish into her titties again. The ended the session. Overall my girl had a trophy body, provided decent and warm service, but definitely lacked the GFE type affection. I didn’t feel ripped off but I this was no where near worth the money I paid. If you only want to fuck Chinese girls and you are in Jakarta I can see one using these services (and there are lots of guys in that category.) I enjoyed my Chinese girl and now convinced to go to mainland china in the future and have some panda fun at reasonable prices.

Overall I wouldn’t hesitate to come back to Sumo again and take the local BM girl for 500 all in (or 600 if you have some friends and go for the skinny dip foreplay.) I really loved the atmosphere of the theatre room and found the facilities quite good. Punisher and I also both tried Beverly Hills massage, he seemed to like BHS better as the facilities were newer and the tub inside the VIP room had Jacuzzi jets. I have to agree with that, except that the rooms were so noisy from the outside traffic it serious hurt the experience. Also, I thought the staff wasn’t nearly as good or helpful at BHS.

Again, thanks for another great write up of a place I've been wanting to go. 500k all inclusive is not as bad as I thought. Although I'd be wary of paying over a mill just to add to my pin collection. But Uzbek and Iraqi are indeed a rarity though....hmmm.

This place usually gets at least one stop per trip for me. The wet sauna and jacuzzi get quite warm. The oxygen room just doesn't do too much for me.

The Mexican/Uzbek ladies are always fun to chat with and are a lot more friendly at Sumo than their sisters at Classic where they completely ignore me or give me dirty looks.

I had one out of this world session with an Indonesian lady on a previous trip and later when I went back for her it was not as good. The Indonesian selection was up this last trip though. They have glamor shots of all the Indonesian ladies but then you can also see them right away in the side room where they congregate.

But I really like doing the Chinese ladies there. It is really expensive at 1.5 mil Rupiah each and I guess I really need to get to Chang Ping, but this will have to do for now. For once per trip it is not that bad. It is actually pretty funny talking Indonesian to a Chinese lady.

BTW, speaking of which. I was never very good at Spanish but what little Spanish I had is now completely gone. Simple words I use to know really well just aren't there. They come to me in Indonesian, but I can't think of them in Spanish. With a little practice I could probably get it back. It was just a frustrating experience trying to use my Spanish again with the Mexicans and it being gone. Luckily they spoke English and they got a kick out of me trying to recall my lost Spanish.

Sumo is way out of the way in Kelapa Gading. The first time out there I just gave the taxi driver the address provided by MX above and he had to stop several times to ask for directions. Now I just say Kelapa Gading and once they get me to the area I direct him from there.

The side street this complex is located on has a Ford dealership on the corner. There is also a large Delta Spa sign pointing down the side street. Once you start traveling down this side street the complex will be on your right. You should see the MTR2 sign, which is in the same complex. The front of Sumo looks like this:

So you speak Bahasa Indonesian now?lol...ok

I wouldn't exactly characterize it as fluent, but I know enough for some basic communication. I can write it and read it a lot better than I can speak or understand it. But I can communicate.

(Message edited by xenono on January 25, 2008)

My ex-wife is mexican. While I was never fluent in Spanish I could speak ok, kind of like advanced intermediate on the Lakers scale. But I too have now lost it and when I try to speak Spanish friggin Bhasa Indonesia flows out.

Xen's Indonesian is definitely improved. Hell Socrates speaks pretty well too. I have a friend from another board, he lives in Japan and speaks awesome mandarin. Now he has quicky picked up some Bhasa Indonesia. I envy him with speaking both Indo and Mandaring.

Not sure if it's so great all these western mongers picking up the language. It's about the only comparative advantage I have left in this life! But it' inevitable as the language is relly easy to pick up.

I know I have beat this drum befoe. But for the $150 you pay for 90 minutes. You can have an all nighter with the finest karaoke babe in CP. Plus have another one sit with you at the karoake. (You know a little competition to see who wins the LT prize)