Cell Phones and Text Messaging for Extra Booty

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By Cantinflas on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 01:57 am:  Edit

There is a current craze sweeping the world and it's called text messaging. Virtually every barfine girl in AC or Manila has a cellphone and they are text-message crazy. If you're a monger who wants a little free ass on the side, I'd recommend that you replace the sim card on your current phone, or purchase a cheap Nokia phone at the local SM mall for $60.00 US. Purchase the SMART buddy cards which range from $300 to $500 pesos and away you go. Now you can extend your barfine experience and get ass for free. Many barfine girls will want your cell phone number and will send you TONS of text messages. This can lead to free dates on the side or overnight dates without any barfine if the girl likes you. In addition to the barfine girls that you've already picked up on, many girls will approach you if they see you with a cellphone. They will ask for your number and will call or text you for a hookup. They are ultimately looking for that foreigner who will marry them and take them away from AC and Manila. That's their main goal. Your main goal can be something else. My phone was literally ringing with 20-25 messages a day from bar fine girls who wanted me to date them or take them out. Inviting me to the movies or asking me to hang out with them at the mall. When I went to Manila, some of the AC girls texted me and wanted to barhop with me in Manila. On a date. No barfine or anything else. If they like you, they will call you, and you need a cellphone to play this game. As an added monger bonus, there is a Text message network in AC on Channel 14 where you can register your moniker and send out a message like, "Single American in AC looking for a Filipina who wants to have some fun with me." Your text message will be displayed on TV and your phone will be ringing off the hook with text messages from horny, wants-to-hookup-with-American Filipinas. I had to stop doing this because my phone was being inundated with text messages and I was busy enough with the Filipinas that I had already met in the bars. So the bottom line is to get a cellphone and get some more booty on the side. It's a must have for any monger who is juggling chicks. I now have two cellphones. My US cellphone and my Phillipines cellphone that will also work in Thailand. All I have to do is pack it on my next trip and call the GF's that are stored in my phone or add new ones to my phone list. It's the gift to yourself that keeps on giving.

By Don Marco on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 04:31 am:  Edit

Current craze? Where have you been?

By Khun_mor on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 12:25 pm:  Edit

DM

Guess he doesn't read much on this board.

Earthshattering news di ba ?

By Cantinflas on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 06:52 pm:  Edit

No, no, I've read the board. And yes, Khun Mor, I've read your trip reports. But this text message thing is really jumping off the hook now. They've even got a name for it now, ETMD, Early Text Message Disorder and those girls in AC and Manila have got it bad. Just pointing out that it's being taken to a whole new level. I was hesitant to get a cell phone until this trip and now I've discovered a whole new world. Free on-call booty 24-7 and the text message network on Channel 14 in AC. Texting also comes in handy if you want to avoid getting busted by one of your girls. I woke up to a text message from one of my girls who said "I'm staying across the room from you with a friend. Do you have a girl? Open your door." So I told the girl that was currently in my room to get the hell out and watched her slip out the door. Then I texted back, "Just woke up. Come on in." She came in my room, looked around and found nothing. Whew! Close call! Saved by a text message!

By Cantinflas on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 06:54 pm:  Edit

Oh yeah, and one more thing I forgot to point out. Some of the girls have difficulty speaking English, but for whatever reason, they have no problem texting in English and communicating with you. So if you want to communicate with a favorite girl whose English speaking skills are limited, then texting is the way to go.

By Ironeagle on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 07:00 pm:  Edit

I have rated your post five stars. However, I have gone beyond cellphones and now use the chikka messenger. The chikka service is free. Although some say its unreliable, its always worked for me.

Personally, when I go away, I like to get away from cell phones. When my cell phone rings here in the United States, its someone saying "problem, problem". The messenger service seems more my speed.

By Blazers on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 08:05 pm:  Edit

They use texts because its one of the most dirt poor countries in the world with the highest rates for cell phone calls. Texting is pretty unique to the Phils compared to other countries. Other countries use it, including Indo and Thailand, but nothing on the scale of Philippines. Takes up a shitload of time if you ask me, time that they have.

By Khun_mor on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 08:08 pm:  Edit

It's no more off the hook than it was 2 years ago when I first hit AC.
There are actually a couple of other text message TV channels in addition to 14 and all have been available since I first went there . The texts are mostly in Tagalog by wigged out teens whining about their love for someone or how hot they think they are. Post your cell number on those sites only if you're totally clueless. You have no idea what will show up from any connection made there .

Not trying to put down your post but this is hardly a " current craze ".

By Cantinflas on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 08:17 pm:  Edit

Khun mor, ok, just trying to pool what I've learned on this trip into one topic. It's hard to read all the posts on this board and pick out what I can use. I've alreadly learned something new from you, Blazers and Ironeagle. In regards to Blazers post, I've also noticed that the taxi cabs in the Phillipines have those signs on the trunk that say, "How's my driving? Txt at ****" I haven't seen that in the states yet.

By Epimetheus on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 08:35 pm:  Edit

Cantinflas

This craze sweeping the PI is over 4 years old. I was SMSing for pussy back in Feb 02. Three days after arriving in the PI on my first trip I bought my first of many cell phones in Asia and began texting for pussy. I'm reasonably certain I'm not the first one to think of this as the city was alight with beeping cell phones - both locals and poreigners.

I've gone a step further and kept the cell numbers for a few of the mamasans. I've had them deliver fresh talent to my door (anytime day or night) allowing me to choose any (or all) of the ladies. When they get fresh stock or a favorite girl returns they let me know via SMS. Not every mamasan is willing to do this, but when they will it benefits all parties...

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By Cantinflas on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 10:05 pm:  Edit

Getting the mamasans number is yet something else that I would have never considered. Cool. It just amazes me as to how aggressive the girls are when it comes to texting you. Within minutes of barfining them and screwing them, they are the ones who will initiate the first text message and not the other way around. They're really hooked on it. Bottom line is that it leads to free pussy and constant dates in the morning hours before the bars open.

By Cantinflas on Friday, June 09, 2006 - 12:21 am:  Edit

Just for kicks, I'm posting a few of the text messages that I received in AC. They are from 4-5 different girls that I met there. They are the ones who initiated the text message. It's not for the benefit of the experienced AC mongers, but for those of you who have never been there and are wondering what these girls think like: 1) "U know I'm horny now no boom2x since ur gone here. Nobody bf me & also no drinks!! Mz 2 boom2x u" 2) " I just wanted to say goodnight..I am going 2 bed now, mwah...miss ya." 3) "Mz u baby...Kisss :-]" 4) "Me I can't 4get d hard cock! Haha.." 4) "Did u mz d tight love channel? Maybe u dnt huh?" 5) "I dont sleep yet baby...I dont know why I couldn't sleep...I was thinking of u all day." 6) "I'm crying now." 7) "I miss my Superman and ur hard COCK in my tight LOVE CHANNEL." 8) "Ur especial for me :-]" 9) "Kisss :-]" 10) "Ok I'll be waiting! Always take care, luv u! Mwaaah" 11) "I'm horny 4 u baby..." 12) "Hey let's go short time now! Then I gonna boom2x u hard I knock u out! Haha..." 13) "I'm horny right now!" 14) "Mwah...Mwah! Ur leaving is coming soon. I dnt wanna know...:-[" 15) "Hi good morning, 4 my one guy to my heart...mahal kitna." 16) "I wanna 2 say u...in person I LUV U so much...but if don't like my heart 2 u. Tell me the truth." 17) "I think I'm fallin with u, if u see me now, u know I'm crying right now...I love u...that's all." 18) "Missed u say my heart..how many years u come back here again in angeles?" 19) "Hey baby, mwahh." 20) "Grrrrhhh...when u want to boom2x again? Hehehe.." 21) "2 me u know what tired my mouth?! Cuz I always lyk 2 blow u..lol" 22) "Ha ha..did I took all of ur energy? Muah..muah!" 23) "I thought u dont like me. I mis u now." 24) "No ur so handsome and I'm interested wid u. I like u a lot. Even f u doesnt like m." 25) "I love u..me." Yeah, I know this sounds like a bunch of bola bola, but receiving these messages on my phone added to my mongering pleasure in AC and makes me want to go back again!

By The Senator on Friday, June 09, 2006 - 01:39 pm:  Edit

Text messaging also helps us CH members keep in touch with each other. It's real easy to send a message like, "I'm at Morning/Night right now. Join me?" to everone you know is in Bangkok at the moment.

It's also fun to keep Porker on the AC bar hop list even when you KNOW he's in Mexico.


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