I have been visiting Pattaya for many years now, and one of the establishments I always make a point of frequenting is the Billion Bar on Soi Pattayaland 1.

It used to be known as a Blow Job bar, but in more recent times the ladies there provide a more comprehensive service, though a BJ is always included.

Take a seat at the bar, and it wont be long before you are joined by a young lady. She will probably massage your crotch and simulate giving a BJ to leave you in no doubt as to what is on offer.

If you aren't interested in that particular lady simply politely decline her offer and she will leave you alone. You can then peruse the available talent, and, when you find one you fancy, a smile is usually all that is required.

Having made your choice, pay the 500 Baht fee (12USD,7.50GBP)to the bar and follow your lady up the stairs. She'll take you to a room where you both strip off and put on towells, then it's into the bathroom where she will give a shower, then it's back to the room for the main event.

When it's all over, it's back to the shower for another thorough soaping.

It's impossible to reccommend a particular lady, as the staff is different is every time I go back. When I was there in October 2001 I was sitting at the bar and lady came over and draped herself on me and said she would do everything for me, when I aked for clarification she pointed to her mouth and said "one", pointed to her pussy and said "two", then pointed to her arse and said "three". She gave great BJ and even started sucking me before we had the first shower, when we got back to the room after the shower the carried on with an enthusiastic BJ before slipping a condom on me, climbing on top and impaling herself on my pole. She then commenced to ride me enthusiastically before turning round, so that she was facing my feet, and riding me some more. We then moved into missionary position during which I blew my load, and sadly never made it to the third hole.

During May 2002 I returned Pattaya and to the Billion Bar, determined to get to hole three, but on the day I went she wasn't there. Ah well, that's life. I did have a good time with a different lady, though.

Chumley,
Are the rooms and bathrooms clean?
What if you want to take the girl back to your Hotel? How much would that cost?

Thanks!

BILLION BAR - Any news on this place? This was my local in the late 80's early 90's. I had more BJ's here than most guys have hot dinners!

The former owner was an old Thai-Chinese border policeman who was a good friend, he actually offered me a job there in the 1980's. Stupid me went home to run my business!