Now that Viagra and Cialis give me a great hard on, I was wondering if any of the clubs offer any Lap Dances. I like to get worked up before I have sex. If so, how is the mileage? If not, what is a good alternative?

If you're looking for a gal to ride your hard on in the bar, you might be better off going to the Philippines. While you can find some gals who will ride you like a bronco in Thailand (and most of them will do so without reservation in private), Thais are not big on public displays of affection/sex. That even affects how the girls treat you in gogo's too.

That said - the gals on Soi 6 in Pattaya will often work you hard to try and get you to go with them. (I.E Constantly rubbing your hard on through your pants, sometimes progressing to "lap dance".) You should have seen the workover a little gal gave Porker's buddy Woodway one afternoon. If you want them on top of your lap in Thailand - I suggest you pick them up and put them there. The ones that are your type will get the idea. The ones that aren't - kick 'em to the curb. There are plenty more available.

The difference between there and the Philippines... Not only will many of the PI gals play with your boner and/or give you lap dances (for the price of a lady drink), but I've had numerous occasions where the gals unzipped me to play even more. Funny thing is, as soon as they do that the other girls start gathering around to check it out too..."Can I feel it?" Uhhhh-ok . Maybe next trip to the PI I'll have the gals compete for "best lap dancer" title. Shouldn't cost more than a few lady drinks.

And by the way - in neither place have I ever encountered ANY place where they expect you to pay per lap dance like the US. Let's keep it that way, shall we?

Lap dance, are you mad? What's the point, just go and screw any chick you desire!

Believe it or not Blumpy, there are some of us that enjoy the tease - and the buildup - as much as the boom boom. It's why you'll rarely find me in short time venues. There is a big difference between sexuality and sensuality.

P-Guy, I love the workup also, and begin my foreplay in the bar from the moment I lay eyes on my chosen girl. If a BG let's me DFK and finger her while straddling my lap, all the better!
I interpreted Cruiser's question in the context of the poor downtrodden Western man who can only hope for a decent lap-dance (with no touching) here in the States, as opposed to a happy, half-drunk monger in NEP tweaking the perky nipples of some misellaneous LBFM! ;)
Thanks for keeping me honest, Bro!