After spending a few weeks in Thailand and sampling many beautiful girls (beginning at Nana Plaza, Bangkok) i can say that the most beautiful girl i enountered was in O'Neills, a small open fronted bar in a walkway of many girlie bars opposite the beach in Chaweng, on Ko Samui.

After agreeing a 600Bhat price, i paid my 200Bhat bar-fine and departed to my gorgeous new girlfriends appartment! I can honestly say i spent the best 2 hours of my life in her company, her using her sexy body to please me in everyway. As i wanted to make the most of my fun i was very pleased that time was not a problem for my girl and her energetic participation was much appreciated. After relieving my tension twice, she took me to the "bathroom" where she showed me the wonders of water and soap!

I returned the next day and took the lady "longtime" (agreed a 800Bhat per day fee/ £12). Not only was her company much appreciated but she showed me many beautiful sites on Ko Samui, bargained on my behalf when shopping and generally made my last few days in Thailand unforgettable!

You are now in the "I love Ko Samui Club", congrats...

Spent a week on Ko Samui in mid-December. Only two go-go bars in Chaweng Beach. Neither is anything great, but there was one very hot number 10 in Dream Girls. Plenty of beer bars in Chaweng near the two big discos, the Green Mango and the Reggae Pub. Free maps of the island are on every counter of just about every restaurant or hotel, so you can easily find your way. Women are very friendly. Beach is great. You can probably meet and mate with a European tourist woman for free if you are looking for variety. Best sign I saw was "No fireworks please" behind the bar at the Green Mango. Nobody is worried about a Balinese nightclub bombing. They just don't want firecrackers being tossed around.

Samui has allways been one of my favorites. Yes selection is small but if you can't find what your looking for there it doesn't exist.

I love the Trade Winds next to the Central Hotel
$35 pernight for a beach front bungalo... ;)