Lots of guys go to Thailand to get laid, but in Bangkok, most guys go to either the western bars (Patpong, Nana, Soi Cowboy) or the massage parlors along Rachida (like Poseiden and Emmanuelle). Now there is nothing wrong with that. I have met some mighty fine women at Nana, and the women at Poseiden are gorgeous, but there is another, less expensive, no hassle route--the massage parlor aimed at the Thai clientelle.

One such is Valentines, located right over the Phra Pin Klao bridge under the flyway. This is a super friendly place where falangs (foreigners) are charged the same as locals. Valentines is known for their blowjobs, but all the services are offered as well.

Walking up to Valentines is similar to many of the other parlors. You enter and see the girls behind the glass. A host comes up and asks you who you want. I have found that telling the host what I like and then letting him suggest is a good deal. (If you ask for Mr. Leung, he won't steer you wrong.)

The girls take you back to the rooms, and the fun starts. You get a blow job or a fuck, then it is into the bath where she will scrub you down. Then you go to the bed for another round or two until your two hours are up.

The cost at Emanuelle for a falang is about 3,500 baht ($83). The same cost at Valentines is $1,200 ($28). Throw in a tip for the host, for the drink girl, and for the girl herself, and you are still paying only $40 for everything instead of the $70 you will probably spend for everything at Nana or the $100 for everything at Emanuelle.

Yes, the girls may not all be as pretty, but they make up for it by being enthusiastic. They seem to truly like to fuck. On my last trip, I had already been laid that afternoon, so I while my pre-bath blowjob with my Valnetine girl was fine, I couldn't cop a second nut with her. She tried her hardest to suck me off, and we tried both vaginal and anal sex, but I would not cum. And she took it as a hit on her professional pride. I really had to assure her that is was OK. You get that attitude at Valentines--you will never find it at Poseiden.

Anyway, I urge you to give Valentines a shot. It can either be your total night experience, or you can go early as a warm up for the night's barhopping. (And if you see #71, grab her. She is not usually available as she is popular, but if you luck out and get her, you are in for a true treat. Great looking, but more importantly, oh so skilled!)

Hi,
Can you please post the complete street address or phone number for this place. That would make it a lot easier to take a cab. Thanks!

There really isn't a street address per se, but after I get back home in a copuple weeks, I will find and post the phone number.

Worldguy,
A friendly reminder to post the phone number/address for this place.

Thanks!

Hi,

My old name was worldguy, but I forgot it. I haven't been back here for quite some time.

I still don't have the address. But here is how you get there:

Go past Koh San Road and over the Pin Klao Bridge. As you come off the bridge, you will see another overpass ahead of you. Don't go up it (this is the ramp for the elevated highway) but rather go to the left alongside of it and turn right at the stoplight. Valentines is there immediately on the left.

Valentine

Arun Amarin Road, at the intersection with Pin Klao Road. It sits directly next door to Chao Phraya 3.

Tel: 02-42445701

I visited Valentine in November of 2007. It was a Saturday so it wasn’t a good time to see the full selection, as most of the girls were upstairs with customers. The helpful papasan said that prices were 1800 for girls in the fishbowl, and 2500 for the sideline. Sessions were for two hours.

Here are scans of the business card and a map of the area: