Ok this sounds like something out of the movie "Hostel" where for the right price you can have any fantasy you want hehehe

Has anybody been too either of these two places and is open to sharing their trip report. I plan on going to both and could also use some advice priort to going this month.

Check the discus section under BKK and Pattaya bars for Eden and Hell club stories. A lot more on Eden obviously as Hell Club is relatively new.
PM me if you want any specific info. I've been going to Eden for many years.Have not hit Hell Club yet though.

I will add there are significant differences of opinion about the Eden Club. In years past many (myself included) seemed to excuse that the girls were not all that attractive by the fact the service level was high by Bangkok standards. However, the center of gravity here and elsewhere seems to be shifting to it is not worth the trouble to visit the place anymore, as the girls seem to have gotten uglier, and other options for great service are cropping up (such as Tulip--also written up on this board--which may not have the most attractive girls either, but they are more attractive on average than Eden's)