Hi all....new to this site and this whole scene. I went to costa rica a couple of years ago and learned of the wonderful world of prostitution. I looking to make my first trip to asia (pattaya), however living in new york its a little tough getting away with a trip to thailand considering the fact that its one of the prostitute capital's of the world. can any one tell me the excuses they use on the wive's and girlfriend's without getting them suspicious?

I am getting ready to go to Thailand towards the middle of March. I told my wife that I have a business trip to Indonesia, Jakarta - then talking up the fact that the religion there is Muslim. Then I distract her even further with BS about potential danger, etc... she ate it whole. But I also told her that while I am there I might take a couple of side trips, i.e. Thailand, or Singapore, or Japan - of course that side trip will be Thailand. Everything is cool! If you do not travel for work, you can probably modify my version of an excuse to a vacation in Asia that just might include Thailand.

Say you are snow skiing in Utah. Damn lousy cellular reception up in them mountains. Conversely, you could be on a cruise to the Bahamas.

Take up an interest in Buddhism and decide to visit a Buddhist country. Take up golf and go on a golfing holiday. Take up a fascination for cooking and decide you want to learn directly from the source. Same is true for massage (Thai massage is very different from Swedish massage).

The MRI Scan that your HMO does not cover will cost 1/4 as much in BKK. World class hospitals, docs, lots of internet articles about it. etc.

Tell her you're enrolling in that PADI diving course in Thailand, since the diving is world class there. Spend a few days of your trip in Phuket and take a quickie diving course.

What was your excuse for Costa Rica? Use a variation on that. Fishing? Surfing? Diving? Cultural exploration? Language learning?

hrmmm...

I think everyone is off the mark. Don't even leave a scent trail.

DON'T mention the work thailand or even asia if you can help it. Tell her your going to training, a business trip, visiting a friend trip in the US (preferably in another time zone). Then go and set yourself up with vonage as your phone while your away. Perhaps even take a few small trips (4-5 day ) to the US/canada and be honest where your going to build some trust.

However if your serious about her and/or the relationship, think twice before embarking.

Best of all, don't have a wife or girlfriend, and then all of your issues are solved. Just be free. If you really want to enjoy the hobby, it's the only way to go.

Also, if you're taking some short trips, consider doing some weekends in Montreal. Some people say it's like the Bangkok of North America...which should tide you over until you get to the real thing.

don marco -
vonage phone is a good idea,but then the fellow has to call at u.s times back here from asia which is pain in the ass ,coz of the 15 hr time diff.secoundly when u gonna take ur pasport she might suspect and check it ,it will show the stamps of countries visited with date,month and year/ just my two cents/

I agree with Chahal....you are better off planning a trip to some none threatening Asian country (i.e. non-Thailand) and then just plan a last minute diversion to Thailand. Passport stamps or any little mistake will do you in (ticket stubs in the wrong place). If I were you, I would start off by planting a bug in her ear about traveling to Asia, maybe Japan, or something. Then see how she reacts.

Now, in all fairness, the voyage route did work for me and my second wife as I was traveling back and forth to Rio and the US. I was able to get away with this for about 6 months (of that 6 months, I spent about 4 in Rio during that time). But...a careless mistake raised suspicion, which led to her looking through my things and passport - bingo I, was done. Now I am divorced in the US, living in Rio, so I guess it was actually a good thing :-)

Cha,

what's more suspicious-- a guy on a business trip that doesn't call call back from a US # or the inconvenience of having to stay awake late to call back?

As for the passport, not sure what point your making to me? Regardless of the strategy one adopts, they will have their passport stamped, so yes the OP needs to take that into account. Didn't have anything to do with my post tho...

OP: Murasaki has the obvious solution. If you want th freedom to fuck the whores of the world, seriously consider divorce.

Frank
Tell her the truth that you are being sent to Thailand by 1. A client 2. Your boss 3. For a workshop or course. Then spend the next hour telling here why it’s the last place on earth you would want to visit, shitty climate, lousy strange food, weird illnesses, no English. Tell her that you are going to tell the client, boss or training scheme to get stuffed even though it will cost you 1. A shit load of money then you loose the client 2. A shit load of money then you don't get that promotion 3. A shit load of money because you lack the skills or/ and contacts for that prized job.

Don't worry within a few minutes she will be telling you that you have to go...

Explaining the trips should be pretty easy. Explaining to your wife how she got Chlamydia might be tricky though.

But yea. Murasaki is right. Get divorced now. It only gets more expensive the longer you wait and surly you will see the error of you past ways after you make a trip to Thailand.

Hey. Has anyone tried this service....... http://www.grandcentral.com/ . I missed the first round of beta testing but it sure looks interesting once they start taking more applicants.

Say that you wish to go tame Komodo Dragons and teach them to perform Hamlet.

Three words: Temporary Dissociative Fugue.

Interesting thread...

If I had to pick I would go w Merlin's suggestion but depending on the chick you may have to have a valid med condition. She may want to see the results but that should be easy to fake.

Re passport: if yours is getting close to expiring, lose or have it stolen it on arrival back to your country.

Lovingmarvin's not the only one who got nailed by a wife's perusal of his passport. I have another monger friend who's now divorced because his wife got suspicious, checked the passport, and saw that he'd been in Brazil rather than Canada. And I know another who was similarly busted and had an end put to all travel where his wife doesn't accompany him. Hellish!

I took the Murasaki path: I got divorced and then hit the road. It's psychologically easier and financially cheaper than a life of deception and a nasty public divorce.

Concarne, "...She may want to see the results but that should be easy to fake....". Those touts still sell MRI scans along with the fake cialis outside of NANA, right?

BD and MURA make a good point (I now have a nosy galfriend) but I suffer from battered boyfriend syndrome ... every time I try to break up, she lavishes me with sexual favors. Vicious cycle.

Merlin? Say it ain't so!

Heh, heh!

I was thinking of doing the MRI fake biz myself!

(Message edited by concarne on February 27, 2008)

Well, Mura, not yet to the point of posting one of those "..I'm retiring from mongering" things but suffice it to say I haven't been on a trip since we last hooked up. We'll have to see.

Merlin...

Remember it's still "a" pussy and "one" pair of tits. Both of which age not so gracefully. Think very, very carefully before you proceed down this path. And if you do get serious, I fully expect a down-and-out hombre bash to give us hombres a collective chance at knocking sense into you!

Hmmm, well after spending a week with you in China, I think it is safe to say that this too shall pass. hehehe

Hehe, Mura, DM, no worries, I know I can't ever be "cured" of mongering, my only hope is to get distracted from it for a bit.