You flucking my daughter?, i could overhear an argument on entering my expat friends girlfriends apartment."cannot sell her virginity now, you have to give me 20,000 TBH". OK? OK? ill go to the ATM machine to get the money.....oh hi redbus say`s expat on seeing me. expat was packing his things and saying he was heading back to Bangkok. hold on a minute i say`s, i thought her virginity was taken by someone, who know`s? im going back to Bangkok to disappear for a while, im not paying 20,000TBH to a virginity i never took in the first place. ill go to the queen vic with you red before i go to Bangkok, aren`t you meeting a monger there from clubhombre.

I had already arranged to meet clubhombre member Nutbuster at the queen vic on soi 6, he had just come from Bangkok, he had a lady with him who he met in a Patpong blow job bar, i told him about my expats girlfriend, her daughter was now 18 and noy wanted to sell her virginity to the highest price. the Japanese are willing to spend as much as$4000, a falang only $1000, the eye`s of nuts lit up, "nice and young filled with my cum", miss Patpong punched nuts on the shoulder. I ask nuts why he had come to Thailand, "well my ma told me to go to Thailand to get myself a wife", well i don`t have a wife yet but sure am enjoying myself with my Thai girlfriend here. i left nuts and miss Patpong, i was of to see noy my expats friends now ex-girlfriend in her apartment.

The door of noy`s apartment was already open, but i could not see noy, but did spy on noy`s daughter who was talking to her friend on the phone. when the daughter spotted me she then started talking in a loud voice. "i cannot go to nightclub have no money". Knowing i might be on to a good thing here, after she finished on the phone i said to her, " do you want to go to the nightclub tonight", she looked at me suspiciously, i smiled at her pulled out a 2000TBH note and gave it to her, "go on", go and enjoy yourself. I suddenly heard a noise coming from the bedroom, and so quickly put my finger to my lips and shushed noy`s daughter where a big bright smile came across her face followed by a sniff kiss and whispered cap-coon-mar-cup and she was on her way to the nightclub. Noy came out of the bedroom and said Hi to me. "what are you going to do now that your boyfriend has left you", i responded back, i might go back to do barwork. where did my daughter go, oh something about meeting her friends.

The next day i met nuts sitting at a table at the royal garden plaza with his girlfriend miss blowjob from Patpong, sipping coffee Nuts say`s to me, "you know i never had a good relationship with my father", he would alway`s be giving my sister all the attention, like he allway`s be putting his hand down her pantie`s, ill be thinking how come he never do that to me. so one time what i did, i put my sister`s pantie`s and dress on and waited for my dad to come home from work in the hope that he would do to me what he doe`s to my sister. but when daddy come home from work and saw me, he just thought i was even more stupid and gave him an excuse to ignore me even more. once i tucked my cock in between my legs and shouted look, daddy? daddy? im a little girl.

Next day i found and got chatting to noy at a bar she started working at, seeings expat wasn`t going to sponsor her any more i saw my chance, so i barfined her, and went to her apartment where she would come along later. i was home alone at Noy`s apartment when her daughter came in asking where her mother was, oh she won`t be here for another hour, Ok said the daughter and she went to her bedroom to change, when she came out of the bedroom she was wearing the most tightest of shorts, so tight that you could see the imprint of her forked pussy pressing against the front. she started to complain that her shorts hurt,i told her that it was because her shorts were far to small for her to wear, she then said, " should i take them off", and before i could answere she quickly pulled her shorts down and kicked them to the other side of the room.

"look" said daughter pointing at her pussy. my boyfriend try to boom boom my pussy, but he no go inside and hurt pussy here. well let Doctor redbus have a look, its a bit red, oooh Doctor redbus must kiss it better, so i kissed all down there, so much so that she had to open her legs so i could kiss the lips inside her Thai jungle. oh dear still a bit red, Doctor Redbus suck you better, i sucked and she groaned. are you a virgin i said in between sucking and before she could answere i suddenly bolted upright thinking i heard the front door click. worried about noy i left the daughter and decided to look for her.

Giving up looking for noy i met Nutbuster on his own in a soi 6 bar, which was odd because his girlfriend would not have allowed this, he had a sullen look. whats up Nuts? "I split up with my girlfriend" sorry to hear that Nuts "why"?, a monger recognize her from Patpong where she worked. he said to me that she was the best blow job he ever had, i mean someone you don`t know walking up to you and coming out with something like that. Nuts could see my mind was somewhere else, so he broke my trail of thoughts. where you going, me nuts i have to find noy because i barfined her. can i do noy`s daughter i have $500 for her virginity said nuts with a seriouse look on his face.

Noy found us in the soi 6 bar, she was in a bad mood, whats up noy. someone flucking my daughter, well who do you think it could have been noy looking at us suspiciously. it could have been my ex boyfriend, my daughters boyfriend, your friend nuts or even you "me...no way?" anyway i barfined you today you want to go to your apartment. no have headache to much, don`t worry hear`s three thousand baht, wow all that money for doing nothing say`s nuts. hey redbus you know where i can get one of them court room dolls where a child points to say where the man touched her? no nuts why, my sister`s taking my dad to court. look Nuts my holiday`s finished and i fly out tomorrow, you want to go to the fireclub, yer OK red.

Heading back to the UK and checking in at Suvarnabhumi airport.
Is this your bag sir?
No its king Rupert`s the kitten kickers bag
Did you pack the bag yourself?
no i held a sience and materialised john lennons ghost to pack it.
That will be all sir your seat 46 behind the screaming baby in front of the back seat kicker sat next to the stinking falang who just got out of the monkey house, enjoy your flight.

What a rambling, incoherent posting. Maybe it got better after the first few paragraphs, but I didn't bother wasting my time.

"once i tucked my cock in between my legs and shouted look, daddy? daddy? im a little girl." This is not what I want to read about.

Ah, permit me, I speak a bit of Redbus-ese. Yer kitten kicker friend, Nuts, how's he a doin? Tell Nuts we miss him here.

Yer last thought @ the checkin reminds me of the Pink Panther, when the Detective asks the old man if his dog bites, the man says "no", the dog proceeds to bite Detective viciously, and when Detective asks old Man "I thought you said your dog does not bite". The old man replies, "that's not my dog".

Nuts is Ok, he`s trying to save up money to go to Thailand, feedback is alway`s good to improve my reports for next time.

I think it was very resourceful of you to make-up a friend named Nuts so you wouldn't be so lonely on your trip. Perhaps you can conjour him up to post some replies to your trip report too.