I took an afternoon nap around 4:30 in the afternoon. When I woke up, the clock on my computer read 11:00PM. My first thought was "Shit, that was a long nap". Then I realized if I had just taken a 6 hour nap, I would be up all night. So I had my security gate guy call me a cab to head downtown so I could at least spend part of the night with some company. As I walked into the Del Rey, the clock read 8:24. Then I realized I had only been asleep 3 hours...

I took a lap and saw a girl I had been with before. I remember her being a crazy bitch, but great in the sack. She was looking really nice, So I bought her a drink.

While talking, we agreed to $120 or 2 pops. In a cab we went...

True to form, Andrea is still a crazy bitch, and still great in the sack. After we finished the first round. She took her clothes into the bathroom and got dressed. When she came out, I asked her what gave. She told me she was leaving. I reminded her of our agreement and she didn't seem to remember anything we had discussed. After a little back and forth, I called her a cab, gave her $100 and off she went...

Such a beatiful mess...

Photos: Andrea 01 02 03

A close up of her pretty face with those crazy ass eyes...

Photo: Andrea 04

Amazing girl Jonesie, But just the risk of having a crazy one again I wonder if its worth the risk of her stealing something or trashing the room, so I probably would have passed, But extremely hot! ALSO I was wondering if we need to start to have some kind of written basic simplified contract of what we agree to, length of time, money, services to be provided etc etc that is signed and taped to the head board for bitches like this who come up with random selective amnesia. lol Keep up the great work!

Jonesie.....how did you know......cfk's insiders secret......he hangs by the exit of the sanitarium........hands the girl a container of pringles......drinks in hand.....you got his secret.....

Re contract, check with Merlin -
I think he actually has one ;-)

Jonesie,
Let me check the requirements again, hold on;
Cute, girl next door look +
Nice natural breasts +
Great sex +
Hot body +
Nice ass +
Crazy +
Can't keep promises +
Blond +
Yep, she's the one................
As I have previously stated you have EXCELLENT taste in women, your past reports and posts bears this out.
Thanks again for looking out on my behalf!

CFK

CFK - what's this Blond + I thought you switched to Brunettes? I kind of like her also. - Hemp

Hemp,

I knew you would "surface" when a cute blond appeared, just like clockwork. I like them all, but just like yourself I'm open to all the cute ones. Jonesie is picking top talent these days wherever he travels.

CFK

CFK - I am always here keeping an eye on you. I have just been "lurking" but when blonds are mentioned "Lil Hempy" wakes up. - Hemp

Hemp,

I haven't seen you this excited about pics of a blonde since Smirker's posts of his run-in with that blonde tranny a few years back. You were really digging those photos too and "Lil Hempy" was very excited. To bad she ended up having a dick, the first few photos were top-notch.

Cat where I live now "Lil Hempy" has all the action he needs. Life is good! Gracias - Hemp

Where in the world is Hemp? Did you escape the land of the Blue Hairs?

Yes Bwana no more Blue Hairs, Gringas or Bingo games for Hemp. "Lil Hempy" is very happy living with all these beautiful "Paisas" in Medellin. - Hemp

Jonesie,

I continue to publicly and empahtically salute your taste in women, and more, your ability to find the great ones. I never saw one half that good in CR when I was there.

Fucking a crazy woman can be the best sex ever. I know. I was married to one. But in the final analysis, it is a lot like sticking your dick into an electrical socket. The charge is intense and wild. But is that the part of you you really want stuck up in something crazy like that?

Atavistic,

as long as you don't give them a blender it's ok.
Was that socket AC or DC- lol

Hey Jonsie,

Where was she from? So few of the putas at the Del Ray are Ticas. Was she a Colombiana?

Hemp,
Bueno suerte, mi amigo. I imagine you've mastered Spanish by now.

Graaaciiasss Amigoo Bwana - Sii I entieonndo muchaa maas Espanol. - Hemp

Bwana, She's a Tica. I don't see many of the Colombianas around lately. Not sure why...

Amazing. I'll bet only 20% of the putas I've been with in San Jose were actually Ticas. Good find!

Hemp,

Do you find that your mastery of Portuguese helps you speak and understand Spanish in Colombia?

Also, I assume social security has kicked in?

Yes it has helped tremendously! I am up to 10 words of Spanish now. No Social Security for Hemp (I am too young). Gracciaoss Cat - Hemp

Hemp,
your linguistic skills are incredible, I salute you!

CFK

Hemp,
Were you a Cuban baseball player in your past?
CG

Gracccoss guys! Siii CG I played little league with a lot of Cubans years and years ago.

CFK - I study a lot and hope to be at 15 words by the end of the year. Thanks for the compliment.

Graccoss Ammmigoos da Paiseaas Ameoror - Hemp

He has learned "cigarillo and cenicero"

Thanks Sandman - I forgot about those. I might even get up to 20 words by the end of the year? - Hemp

Hemp/Sandman,

I'm sure glad you two Top Guns are in Columbia!

This affords my future wife and all the other Ticas, Chicas, and Garotas the versatility and peace of mind they could possibly want.

¡La Tierra de Injertos! [The Land of Implants]

CFK

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CFK - Don't be so certain as Sandman & I do travel quite often. BEWARE! -

CFK,

Which Columbia are they in? Columbia, MO? Columbia, SC? Columbia, MD? Columbia, PA? Columbia, TN? Columbia, IL? Columbia, CA? Columbia, CT? Columbia, LA? Or Columbia, OH?

I want to avoid those two troublemakers. Maybe I should just go to COLOMBIA!

Bwana, good catch you eagle-eyed rascal.

COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA
COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA
COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA
COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA COLOMBIA

OK, I spelled it wrong, my punishment was writing it 25 times! But just to be safe I would stay out of ANY COLOMBIA or Columbia, or anything that starts with a C.... you can't be too careful as Hemp has pointed out!

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So you'll stay out of anything that begins with a "C"? That includes all "cunts" and "cuzinhos"? Fine by me. Hemp has probably been in many of them...

CFK..They actually refer to it as Silicone Valley. Now, since you are prone to mis-spelling things. Silicon Valley (no E in silicon)in San Jose Ca. is a material made out of fine sand granules for use in manufacturing chips, and computer parts. Silicone is a material used in breast implants.

There is a lot of one and not much of the other here. You can buy implants here on a multi year payment plan without interest payments. You can buy computers with silicon chips on credit but have to pay interest payments and they generally only extend 6 months to pay.

Now, at times one is much more fun than the other, both are necessities of life (at least the Paisa girls think so), both are fun to play with, one has a much more durable effect on guys while the other sustains us guys between having sex. It is much more stimulating to take the covers off one than the other but both can be perplexing at times (always use your left hand, snap your fingers together to remove a bra) while a screwdriver works best on the other.

Now, go back and write COLOMBIA 25 more times and if you ever mis-spell Colombia again, you will have to buy me some silicone when you come to MDE.

LOL! I understand my computer's operating system. I will NEVER understand the basic Paisa operating system. They seem to functon well for a little while but always seem to get infected with a nasty virus.

Bwana,

it's probably a low grade yeast infection.