As I was doing laps in the Del Rey one night, there was absolutely nothing I'd do for free, much less pay for. So I decided to take a cab to a strip club. On the way, we went through barrio Amon. I saw a girl walking that was hot as hell as we passed. Once I got to the strip bar, they wanted 10K colones to get in, and the girls would cost $150. So I went outside to get a cab.

Outside, I saw the same beautiful girl we had past on the way over and wanted a closer look. As I approached, I noticed something was a little off. But the sheer sexiness had control of me and I said hi. When she spoke, I knew I was talking to a shemale, but was so horny and so taken by her (and the whisky) that I had lost my better judgement.

One thing led to another and the price was right, so we headed to a nearby rent by the hour place. Once inside the room, she began what was an amazing bbbj that went on until I couldn't hold on any longer and blew in her mouth.

While cleaning up, she mentioned that I'd paid for the room for the entire hour, so if I wanted to fuck her, I could. So she started another great bbbj and got me up, and before I knew it, she was sliding me into her bareback. It felt so great that I couldn't help but keep going. After a few minutes, I blew my load inside her and started cleaning up.

Would I do it again? Maybe.

Ha ha, April Fools right...

Dude, this story should be forwarded to Penthouse Forum.

PS - Please provide a frontal photo of it or him

PPS - ease up on the jejo and gets some sleep

Dude? Dude.....Dude!!!!

April Fools... Just seeing if you guys read this stuff...

Admin, please, please delete this post...

jones, please stick with cuba or mde alright?!

Jonesie, here's a tip for next year:



CFK

Haha..good one Jonsie!

my god i almost shit my pants!