Bliss:

The secret to CFK is simple, for $50 you can rent a pilots outfit, fool the girls and all is good.....

Only, I hear CFK has been into handcuffs lately.....

Diversity curious minds would like you to elaborate on CFK's handcuff fetish. Is there something we should know? PLEAAAAAAASSSEEEE ! - Hemp

LL, it is not the handcuffs that worries me. But when his ladies showed up unexpectedly with a small pony, a tub of jello and a belt sander I got concerned.

My fuckin tme-out is almost over.
Hemp, the handcuffs go back to the post regarding the Lima Policia women I met quite accidently and we had a brief fling....something you couldn't do with a Rio cop! Second date she came to apartment in her uniform, things progressed nicely, next thing you know we are fooling around with handcuffs, no other clothing, you can figure the rest out.
Bliss, that damn pony is for the kids, I told them to leave him home. He barely fits in the elevator as it is. Plus he eats the jello when no one is looking.
CFK

we are still waiting for the belt sander explanation...



off topic AGAIN...so I read the comments about the clean showers at the termas but its like russian roulette - Ive had multiple near electrocutions just turning the water on...

Hdogger,

it's only for looks, makes me feel like a Logger!

I have no idea how this thread has managed to digress to this point, obviously many trangressions have occurred, the foundation for many misunderstandings, with erroneous assumptions made by Cat, Diversity, Latinalover, Blissman, and Hemp. As a jester of goodwill I will go to Help next month on my Rio visit
and obtain more info and post.
CFK

CFK, finally making my first trip to Peru in May. I cant find the details on the Lima cop post. Is it on this thread? I must be getting old, not actually its just past my bedtime. AZ

Azguy,

it was posted in the Chat section I think last June or so, with all my trip s to Rio/Lima, and according to Hemp and the gang, I can't be expected to remember much these days! Who are you again?

[Sorry your Rio trip was cut short that time we were there]
CFK

Hdogger,

Don't confuse the simple showers in the cabines at 4x4 with regular showers. They are more a convenience item, though that type of shower is pretty common in a lot of apartments in Rio. The trick is to select a temperature - choice of three, pick one - then turn on the water, making sure you get enough flow to kick on the heater element. If you need to change the temperature setting, turn off the water and then change it.

Those electric shower heads are dirt cheap and they are usually very poorly wired. When they are on and drawing current in - activated by water - they will shock you if you touch the area by the selector switch. Real, real simple design.

I think Diversity posted some pics once of a cabine he was in. I'm surprised people people aren't electrocuted all the time the way some of them are rigged up.

the last thing i need is to be found naked and unconscious on the floor of 4x4...

ive already had my share of embarrassing (Cialis kicked in too early and had RAGING hard on impossible to cover up in those damn robes) or near-embarrassing (right after one of the floor shows i took a huge step into a puddle of water right in front of everyone - nearly did the splits) experiences...

Per your request cat: see below...

That is why at 4x4 they now have wooden platforms for you to stand on when you take a shower, it eliminates you from being the ground and having a cooked weenie.......







shocking isn't it.....

where's the building code official when you need one?...those pics are hilarious! nice work

Johnnyroc....there are no building codes, no NEC, no NFPA, no no no no and no.......

Remember, in brasil if you are driving and you get stopped by the cops, hand them 20R with your license and they will tell you to be careful and the next speedtrap is xxx...

everything is for sale in brasil....

Look at these wonders of electrical distribution......






and more of the showers....

Diversity,

you need to send the photo of the electrical at VM!

BTW, in the last shower photo.....what is the ground connected to????? This is a 220v circuit and only the hots are connected...... feeling like a warm shower???????

Last year there was a building that collapsed on ave NS Copacabana.....what happened to that building code???

Diversity......thanks, i own a construction business and i am aware of how things are done in rio. i am always amazed at how amateur hour and dangerous these electrical panels and wiring are done. i cant believe there aren't more fires . i remember about 20 years ago, there was a high rise fire in sao paolo and people were jumping out of windows. the whole country is a building code violation! i was at a farm house near BH and they had water pipes going thru a wood burning stove to heat the water and then pass to a makeshift shower. anyway, it is a good idea to check escape routes on some of these flats. the place i always stay at on the corner of Fransisco sa and ave Copacabana had an elevator fire one day. i had my garota go to the police station on the corner and it took an hour to get a fire truck there. always check for smoke detectors and an escape route. do you need to tip the cops and fireman when there is an emergency?

so how was help this weekend? any reports?

Change is in the air for 'Help'

Help was great last night (Friday). What is interesting is that they have now started a regular night for non P4P. Last night there were two entrances, one into Help Veranda and the other normal entrance. The line to enter into Help Vernada was huge with young and upper class Brazilians. Wow - the number of beautiful girls was astounding. Worth just sitting at Terraco Atlantico and see the girls stand in line. The non P4P group had the veranda area for themselves, plus the entire second floor. Then they mixed with the regular Help crowd and GDP's. Easy to tell the working girls from the non - beautiful, young, blond, with nice clothes. Plus, to make it even easier is that the non working girls all wore wristbands which are required to get into the Veranda and 2nd floor areas.

Apparently this had started a month before....

Very interesting for a place that is supposed to close! It was packed last night.... not much changed, except tons of Brazilian guys and non-GDP's. But the GDP's blew off the Brazilian guys - who want it for free - and were just as readily available.

Not sure how many times a month this happens, but I think an excellent trend and potentially a way to keep them open!

Just don't get your hopes up for the beautiful and stunning non-GDP's who will give you a dirty look if you don't have the wristband to show that you are non-monger.

I thought Help was much better last night. A few or no NonGPD´s. More elbow room if you know what I mean. I left out of Help Friday night empty handed but that was definitely not the case last night. I hope it will be the same way tonight..

Cheers..

C20

Much has been written about help these days, I hope it stays open. Its like eating at McDonalds, you don't like to admit it but every once in a while it tastes real good.

i was at TA on friday...what a scene!!the non -pros outclassed the gdp's by a mile.very beautiful...but fuck em!!i dont have time for a romance. gimme a hot gdp and i'm happy!

Just in case any of you are wondering, but 'Help' is still around. This is one long closing :-)

It will be here right up until the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride in........

Would that be you, Blissman, Diversity and Latinalover? Or Jag and any 3 other mongers?
CG

Ha, ha, ha!

Jag

LET ME MAKE ONE THING PERFECTLY CLEAR, I DO NOT KNOW CFK. I DO NOT KNOW CFK.....

SO HOW DO I GET DRAWN INTO THESE THREADS.......

Be careful with Help MBL has been seen entering lately.

all safe....mbl has a new fish on the line.....someone by the nickname of "little whitey"

as the german coast guard said: "what are you thinking?"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY

does he wear pink t-shirts?

Diversity,

that's like saying Warren Buffet flies coach, or Slick Willy just misplaced that cigar, better yet Jag's shirts are really white but accidently washed with coloreds resulting in "pink"

CFK

Johnnyroc,
I saw that power strip fiasco and wondered how long before someone got shocked. We're not talking about some Zinsco panel here! Makes me also wonder if contractors in Brazil need to carry liability insurance...

CFK,

You had "Jag" and "coloreds" in the same sentence. Freudian slip?

Cat,

The biggest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did a thread about Help get into the dangers of wiring in RIo.....are you guys just professional thread hijackers?

cat...what nappiness are you alluding to????? where is imus????

in truth it is not funny.....

By the way, 'Help' sucked tonight!! Ended up heading to the Balcony Bar afterwards because of the low amount of talent there. Picked up drama queen #1 from there...oh my gosh! I really do not give one flying fuck about all their problems, etc, etc.....then got into a fight about calling her a GDP and that I was not going to solve her financial crisis, because she apparently wanted to be my "friend" which included her lying about everything we had agreed upon. I scared myself, after scaring her .... got so incredibly pissed. Anyway, "Help" sucked and Balcony Bar wasn't so bad, except for my choice! Pushed her out of the door half scared after me losing it - my blood just boiled - after she changed all the terms, wanted to get paid up front, leave earlier then agreed upon, plus money for the taxi, after arriving at my apartment. Got into a verbal match, which I ended up winning after getting severly overheated and pissed.....she left crying, not my proudest moment. This was after her starting to threaten to break things in my apartment, which just basically provoked the "I will beat the shit of you if you do" feelings inside of me after she started to take of her high heals and wanted to throw them at my beloved LCD TV. Oh well, at least it did not cost me anything! Quite a night!

LM,
As I posted several months ago they are trying/vying for the TA crowd with tablecloths and entertainment. Hopefully the talent improves also, however I have found a few gems at Balcony myself.

I think during the week, i.e Sunday through Thursday is currently best stay outside 'Help', without entering, i'.e... Terraco Atlantico, then depending on the "Help" available outside follow it up with the Balcony Bar. They (BB) seem to have a pretty good turn-out in the evening around midnight throughout the week. Friday and Saturday's, 'Help' is still great.... but I generally have had pretty good luck at the Balcony Bar. My bad experience last night was a first from a girl I picked from there.

But the girls inside Help seemed pretty desperate...did not ask for prices, but the ratio was quite favorable towards us.

Quick Help update - last Sunday the place was actually quite full, around 2:00am when I entered. But still high prices, one girl quoted my friend R$250 for one hour! Hahaha..... very funny!

yesterday a fairly decent crowd outside help,some girls in the 7-8 regions.i had company with a non pro so i could nt stop by for close examination.

Went by on Sat night from 12-2pm..To set the tone, while i am down here i look for stars (subjective) vs great service (subpar Rio is still better than good NYC). I can be picky. Its been 2 yrs since i last visited Help and it was pretty packed on the lower level.. I spotted 1 star (more cute than hot) and two others i found very good looking.. There were plenty of 6's & 7's and of course the bottom dwellers. I guess if you like skin tight pants that show off camel toe this is your place. Hopefully the Euro will weaken and the garotas will come back from Europe soon incrsing the talent pool. Will most likely stick to the termas and will prob try Barbarellas during the week. - LB

I hit Help tonight for the first time in 2 years and I have say the talent was excellent.

AZguy, Good to see you in town again and for providing an update on the situation for those of us coming in late next week.

I didnt know you are coming down. When do you get here? It will be good to see you guys. By the way, L's was great tonight. Couple of new girls (at least for me) that are really good. Off to TA to see the sights. AZ

PS ran into MBL at Help last night and she is looking good. The girl is a celebrity and she doesn't even know it. Jag, if you are reading this, anything you want me to pass along?

grinder.....have a great time buddy....i am coming end of sept....same crib...wish you were gonna be around...JR

Grinder,

now don't you go and get Help closed down like you did those two clubs in SJO last month!
If ANY rumors start about Help closing it will be on your head.......

CFK

"Jag, if you are reading this, anything you want me to pass along?"

Jag's busy at the moment, but he'd like you to pass along a good dose of the Clap.

MBL was looking good? AZ, that's the high sign that you've just won a drinking contest against Don. Time to pack it in at this point, and I don't mean doing MBL up her bung.

Well for one thing not hard to win a drinking contest against Don as he has been sober for a few months. Was with AZguy as well and she was looking better. I think instead of buying appliances Jag bought her the extreme makeover you see on TV. Probably half way through her Plastic Surgery.

Looking good and looking better are two entirely different things. In MBL's case, she can look a whole lot better and not be within a country mile of looking good.

I've seen cosmetic surgery do some amazing things, especially with people with serious facial deformities, but I don't know of any cosmetic surgeons up to that particular challenge.