Originally posted in 2011/03 RTGooch's Lima March Madness

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AQUA SAUNA & SPA
Av. Arenales 2685
Lince - 422-7625

Well, I can't really say that this place sucked, because we weren't there long enough for it to earn our disgust. We rang the bell, and the girl let us in, asking if we were there for chicas. We told her 'later', but we wanted to do the banos turcos stuff first. That threw her a little, but she took our valuables and told us where to go to change our clothes.

The towel boy entered, and asked us, "Chicas?" We said, 'sauna,' much to his disappointment. It turns out that the sauna did not work, and he first turned on the heat in the dry room when we asked. His answer to our complaints was that we should go upstairs and do a girl first, and then we could go into the hot room.

Fat chance of that happening. We put our clothes back on and left. The girls there may be wonderful and beautiful and all carinosa, but that wasn't why we were there, so we will never know. However, if you're in Lince, want to get laid, and can't possibly find anywhere else to go, then Aqua Spa is for you. Reportedly, full service is 150 soles to the girl, plus 50 more to the house...

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