Hi,

So I am heading to Medellin Colombia this June (dates not concrete yet) and I was supposed to go with a friend because I will be renting a very nice two bedroom apartment but my friend cancelled.

So here's the deal guys. I am looking for someone to join me. Why join me? Well here is what I bring to the table.

1) I speak fluent Spanish and I will be more than happy to be your translator with the chicas.

2) This is not my first mongering trip. I have traveled to both Dominican Rep and Costa Rica to monger. So I will not be a annoying newbie with hang ups. If your a newbie no worries, I tend to get along with everyone as long as they hate Glen Beck.

3) Last time I checked I was relatively sane. So dont worry I wont cut out your liver while you sleep. I hate liver.

4) I am funny (see 3)

5) I will have your back no matter what (unless you commit a crime, because i do not want to go a Colombian jail and be Pacos bitch)

What I want...

1) Pay your half of the apartment (50 bucks or if you bring a friend we can upgrade to a penthouse for 66 dollars.

2) Be a relatively normal human being with decent social skills. I am all for being quirky but I do not want to worry that when I sleep I will wake up missing my toes or that you will get drunk and ask the bouncer if he can suck your dick.

3) Be American, Canadian or Latino between the ages of 24-38

4)Don't be a pig. If you leave me surprises in the toilet, decide not to bathe in 3 days, begin to pluck your nose/ear hairs in front of me or damage/destroy anyone else's property because you were a dick, then I will hog tie you, throw you in the trunk of a taxi and have him drive you to the outskirts of Medellin.

So if your down let me know via PM. As for the dates I am thinking sometime in June but if you want to do it in May or July I may be down.