Originally posted by zoner on March 17, 2008 in -Montevideo Discussion

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...Bicos. Convencion 1278. no cover, no onsite rm...

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...Bicos had been recommended on ISG, so I made it my first stop of the night. I wasn’t exactly impressed. There were only a handful of girls. They were old, fat & ugly. Sharon was the only exception. She was young & pretty... but still fat.

When I was half way through my beer, I was ready to leave. The owner picked up my beer, started drinking from it... and gave me a fresh bottle. He promised that more girls would be coming in later & that they would have a show. He was lying on both counts.

Bicos is a grubby little place. The owner’s a drunk. When he burnt my shirt with his cigarette, I’d had enough!...

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...Bicos

Information

* Location
- San Jose and Convencion

* Beers
- 150 UYU
- The only brand available was Heineken.
- When I refused to drink that cat piss, they went out and got me a local brand.

* Ladies Drinks
- 200 UYU

Observations

The handful of chicas seemed perfectly in tune with the bar’s ambience - old, fat & ugly. Sharon’s pretty young face looked strangely out of place - if only she weren’t so fat.

This low class whiskeria sells the most expensive beers in town and the owner’s an annoying drunk. Stay away!...

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