LAPRIDA -- Brothel in Buenos Aires

"Laprida" is very popular with the locals, it is an economical option for those with the gumption to try something different -- it is a classic neighborhood brothel. I would not say anything like the lable "Gentleman's Club" could be applied. It looks like a dive ... but, it's a great place! (There are many dispreputable crapholes around, this is not one -- it is well known and well spoken of by the locals, though I did have to steel my nerves to walk in.)

The details:
WHERE: Laprida 947 (Laprida & Cordoba) (NOTE: This is like a 15-20 min ride from Ave. Florida (maybe $8 pesos; I had no idea where it was and it kind of took me off my normal routes)
TEL: 4964 5840 / 4962 0547 (not too reliable)
HOURS: days ONLY! 9am to 9pm, Sat 9am to 5pm
WHO: Manager is named Damian (kind of freminded me of Schrek in the animated film). Very accomodating.
PRICES: $50 pesos half hour (not completo), $80 peoso hour (completo -- includes anal). In general, the girls all do BBBJ.
SPECIALS: You can pay for an hour and swap girls in the middle (after a short rest). You can also pay for an hout and do one girl not completo (20 min), have a massage "with special creams" (20 min) with anothe rgirl, and have a third girl completo. I have yet totry this but it's damn tempting.
FACILITIES: A serious dump, but in an amusing way. Little bamboo screens to sheild waiting customers one from the other. It's not filthy or disgusting, but the place is just sort of patched together, no elegance whatever.
GIRLS: The girls were remarkably hot. There are a ton of girls -- 8 or more -- Firoella was tall and smoking. About half were doable, and I mentally noted at least a couple to try later (maybe in the 3-fer-1 special ... but which to do completo? Oh the dilemma ...). Another called Alma or Alba who the locals mentioned frequently. Again, the locals love this place ....

There was a shower in the ample room I was led to, but no towels! I don't know what the deal is here, but best to shower before you go.

I decided on one called Nicole. Great bod, and cute haircut. Didn't notice until after she was missing a couple of teeth on the side. Nicole is a pro, no question. But a great fuck, anal no problem, and BBJTC if you like.

Again, this place is off the beaten path. It's a little odd. The Neighborhood is a little run down, and I don't think I'd like to be wandering around there at night. The entrance looks like nothing, an I wasn't sure it was the right place. But Damian was super accomodating (I was actually short $10 cash and he gave me an "intorductory offer" break). Can't say if anyone there speaks English. I learned of the place from an Argentine chat site, and I think it was helpful to tell this to Damian. You might want to mention that you heard abou this from a forum for foreigners.

Again, it's something of an adventure, but you might find it to your liking ....

R.

Photos of Laprida girl Anayaleu (or something like that). Nice girl, good value but not amazing. Not completo (no anal); good bbjtc.

Photos: Anayaleu 1 Anayaleu 3

Nicole is completo, also good bbjtc. She's an old hand at Laprida, but gives excellent service.

(Message edited by rickyinba on August 18, 2003)

The photos of Nicole

Photos: Nicole 1 Nicole 2 Nicole 3

From South America: Argentina: Buenos Aires: -Andres' Reports from Buenos Aires

Today, I visited Larpida 947 with a fellow monger. It took us 5 minutes by cab from Callao and Santa Fe to arrive there. The building ain't any sign outside that suggest monger activity (just the outside door is left open while you ring the buzz of the inner door).

We were greeted by a young assistant who made us get into one of the rooms to present the ladies. The place appears run-down, although clean (mattresses are too fluffy, sheets stink of parfum, and nude lightbulbs serve as illumination). Prices are attractive: ar$50 for 30 minutes with a girl, ar$80 for 1 hour with a girl of for twice 30 minutes with different girls.

7 ladies arrived, of which two blondes kept our attention, Natalia and Nazarena. Mine had beautiful legs and an awesome butt, but small tits, and her face was quite attractive. I chose 30 minutes.

She started providing a massage, while we chatted about other palces and her experiences. She told me that she worked in a private apartment that publisizes in the Internet but she had to quit since a friend of her saw her pictures in Platynum. Sometimes pictures are dangerous for women...

Then, she provided good BBBJ and a good doggie. Almost anything seems to be available (anal, etc). Didn't ask.

Good place to go for a quickie, but don't expect a "Casino de Montecarlo" decoration.

Hope this helps,

Andrés

Laprida 947 website:

I found out that the private apartment of Laprida 947 (one that I reported before) has its own website.

www.laprida947.com.ar

Girls used to be average and facilities, very poor, although service is highly rated and sometimes you find a gem.

Hope this helps,

Andres

I used to be able to access the web address provided by Andres above. However, I now get the following message:

"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.29 Server at www.laprida947.com.ar Port 80."

I have gotten this message when trying to access from Argentina, Brazil, and the U.S. Any suggestions for how I can get around this?

Recently visited Laprida 947. Rather curious pricing: 50 pesos for 1/2 hour, 90 pesos for hour with one girl, 80 pesos for 30 minutes with one girl followed by 30 minutes with another girl. I suppose the 10 extra pesos for keeping the same girl for the hour can be considered a monogamy surtax.

In any case, I had a very good 1/2 hour session with Juliette (name approximate) followed by a mediocre 1/2 hour session with Pili (didto). Juliette did just about everything, including rimming and anal; Pili did not even volunteer a blow job although she did seem to be in DFKing. The hour in the aggregate was clearly worth the 80 pesos.

Incidentally the 80 pesos price for 2 girls (30 min. plus 30 min.) is characterized as a promotion, but they had the same thing maybe 6 months ago, so it seems to be a never-ending promotion.

As to the facilities, there are dramatic differences in the quality of the different rooms. At least one is air-conditioned and not bad at all; another I have been in is not air-conditioned and is well-worn.

Also, Damian (referenced in a post above) is a very friendly sort, and enjoyable to talk to. It makes the whole experience more enjoyable when the manager is a good guy (around 1/2 the time a women rather than Damian answers the door; perhaps they are a pair).

Anyway, not a bad place at all, but at these prices you are not going to get Black's quality. Enjoyable nonetheless.

I think the locals usually do half-hour sessions, and the promotion (as it's always called) is part of a tactic to make us foreigners think they only do one-hour sessions. But still, I like the place, and like the double plays.