From 2003/07 LAGuy's Opinionated Guide to the Excellent, the Good, the Bad, and the Grotesquely Ugly (Brazil): Update to Report (2003/07/30)

In my last report I recommended a garota named Vanessa at Sonhu’s at Largo de Sao Francisco, sala 317 (on the 3rd floor). On this trip I learned she is now working at Uruguaiana, 24, 2nd floor (there is also a massage parlor on the third floor of this address; in both instances, the massage parlors are the only businesses on the respective floors, as is also the case at Travessa do Ouvidor, 37, and the two locations I will refer to below on Rua Buenos Aires. Thirty minutes for $50, including anal, and while YMMV, photos throughout the session were allowed both times I saw her. Vanessa also frequents Help, so you may find that the garota you paid good money for at Help can be had for much less at a massage parlor. Note, however, there is a second girl named Vanessa at this location, although she may be the “mama-san,” I’m not sure. All I know is that when my Vanessa wanted something, she would shout “Vanessa,” and later told me there were two Vanessas, her and the other one.
Directions to Uruguaiana, 24. Very easy to get to this place: get off the metro at Carioca station, head north onto Uruguaiana, and then walk a couple of blocks. 24 is on the right side of the street, and that is all you will see on the entranceway, the number “24.” Be sure to check out both the 3rd floor here, and the second, where Vanessa currently (but who knows about next week?) works.

R$ 9.99 for full service starting at R$ 9.99. Best deal in town.

Lots of girls, and quite good quality. Always found a fresh 19 baby-less 19 year old of my liking at one of the 3 floors

R$ 12 for 10 minutes, R$ 17 for 15 minutes, etc .....

Yes, I know, Centaurus is cleaner, and has more good girls. But some of the girls at that place could easily get a job at Monte Carlo or even Centaurus, if the only applied.

One of the better cheap places right now.

When I visited this place floors 2, 3, 4, 5 had garotas working, none my type. I didnt check the 6th flr or above to see there were more (maybe that´s where they keep all the 10s ??). The rooms are tiny booths/closets. Nearest cross street is 7 de Setembro

top floor is rooms only. No more girls

Some of the garotas were thin & doable.

Price update:
10min 16
20min 21
30min 31
50min 51
60min 61

I visited this place recently on a very very hot day in Rio. In fact it was so hot some of the girls weren't wearing tops. It was so hot some of the girls weren't wearing panties either (although had on micro-mini shirts.

But seriously folks, the prices were around what Zoner quoted. What I got was 15 reais for 10 minutes; 20 reais for 15 minutes, and 35 reias for 30 minutes.

There actually were a reasonable number of doable girls here mixed in with a lot of undoable ones. I went there maybe two or three times over the course of two days and thought the selection was quite good one time, alright if you searched around enough another time, and not so good the third time.

If you can stand it, it is worthwhile to hang around awhile since the better girls are going to be occupied, then unoccupied for about 60 seconds or so, then occupied, and so forth. OTOH, this is not for the termas-only crowd as it is down and dirty (including the rooms and beds) in-and-out sex. Also, from what I can see you will always get CBJ's, and DFKing is hit and miss, probably leaning towards miss. Essentially Vila Mimosa comes to Centro.

I don't know why Jag doesn't hit this place. Your experience was the same as mine a few years ago. Narrow stairwell, thin black garotas standing all around basically naked, you are pretty much literally pushing ass aside as you hike up the stairs.

Thanks for the suggestion Cat. If Lucy doesn't kill me tonight (she caught me today) I might check it out this week.

Jag

closed

Too bad. I liked the sleaziness of the place. And it seemed like it was one of those permanent fixtures in that part of town.

reopened. looks like some of the floors & stairs have been remodeled/improved