Any current info on this hotel would be appreciated ?

Have not been,but i was going to book it until they told me i had to pay for a single room if i wanted guests @ a rate of 50 r$ per guest per visit.

I am making my first Rio trip Sept 25-I will do at least 1/2 of my activties in Thermas or fiesta outside of the Hotel-I was wondering if anyone has any first hand expererience with the Regent Luxor?=
I have been quoted a rate of 683.00 for seven days by a long established Miami travel agency that specializes in Brazil-this would be for a nonocean view room-was wondering of the Ocean view rooms are worth the extra fee. Biggest questionis what will the hotel charge me-any first hand experience would be appreciated-it aseems the old stand by hotels like the Debert and the Rio Rioss may no longer be girl friendly-I do not especially want to stay in an apartment as I like hotels-any help would be appreciated and if you will be in Rio Sept 25 to around Oct 2 let me know if you want

You might also want to consider the Princess Copa. Nice hotel and located in good area. A lot of guys stay there. - Hemp

I stayed there in March of 2003. It's a nice hotel a 4 star place with a good location, you can walk to Help disco, the beach is across the street. The resturant has a great breakfast and it is included, the staff is very helpfull, they even called up a Help girl that I met on her cell, translated and set up a dinner date with her. Got me a driver the next day.

Now the not so good. The rooms are a bit small, you WILL get charged a guest fee R50 but that's only about $15us and only one guest at a time, they will check and hold onto her I.D. and call you before they give it back to her. If you get an ocean view room, remember that you will also get a lot of street noise, so unless you have a fantasy about fucking a girl while looking out at the surf I would not get a front room.

I would stay there a second time.

Yodcha,

Your rate is a little high. You should book through Rhonda or Bobby or one of the folks on the ground in Rio who can get you a better deal. Ipanema.com shows it for US$90 per night, single, standard room. But with it being the off season, you may be able to do better.

Fucking a garota from behind with your arms resting on the window sill, hearing the surf pounding while you pound, watching the illuminated waves crash into the sand--this is an experience not to be missed. And I never had the fantasy before it just, well, happened.

Hunterman
If you like that experience, I see a Buzios trip in your future. Take a favortia there for a day or two. Get a beachfront suite and let it all hang out.
Be sure to take some pictures too, for those of us who can only replay the memories in our dreams, or on our camcorders.
DeeG
ResidentPutaholicInRehab

Thanks, DeeG, good idea--Buzios has been on my list for a while (along with a lot of other things, it's easy to get sidetracked).

But by the time I can get there, you should be out of rehab, comfortably recovering in a meeting at Vips. And I hope I'll be invited, I'm a sick putaholic myself.

So for memory sake (mine), here's a pic of the garota I had the experience with, and a description of the experience I enjoyed so much--I hope you can replay it in YOUR mind as I spill it from my memory. Ah, the memory--as we rolled around passionately on the bed, humping desperately, tongues locked together, we started falling off the edge. To regain balance, I planted my feet on the floor--turning around for balance, we saw the open window, offering support as well as a breeze to cool our sweating torsos. I spun her around into my arms, and still pumping walked over to the window, encouraged by her moans, trying not to slip in the love juice dripping from our interlocked crotches. I grabbed the window sill and swung her around again, guiding her soft feet to the floor and planting myself firmly behind her, grinding into her smooth butt at the end of each deep thrust. She grabbed the window sill and we slowed down, savoring the sensuality of the scene outside, the lit-up waves rhythmically crashing onto the deserted beach, as we synchronized with the waves for a while. Then the passion built too much for a slow pace, and our frenzy increased. As the passion continued to build, she reached back to pull my member out of her pussy and with a quick dab of lube slid it into her tight ass. Oh my god in heaven. She started squeezing with each deep thrust. It felt so good I couldn't last--my hips involuntarily thrust harder and harder until I shot a huge load as she squealed with delight. Wow, what a hottie.

Photo: Garota A

Or maybe it was this one:

Photo: Garota B

Or perhaps it was this one:

Photo: Garota C

That's the best I can do until I return to Rio in Nov. Happy fantasizing DeeG.

Um
Gee
Thanks I think.

By any chance would you consider it fun to show up at an AA meeting with a case of ice cold Skol?

No (my sponsor would kill me). But I would bring one to a putaholics anonymous meeting.

Can someone give me a little insight on Buzios?

Hey Hunter, did you meet those girls at Help? If not, where?

Thanks,

AJ

1. We admitted that we were powerless over Brazilian puta and that this was an agreeable condition.
2. We came to believe that Brazilian bunda could restore us to sanity.
3. We made the decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Club Hombre, as we understand it.
4. We made a searching and fearless inventory of all the ugly woman we have screwed.
5. We admitted to god, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of these wrongs.
6. We were entirely ready to have god remove all the shackles of monogomy.
7. We humbly asked him for younger Brazilian puta.
8. We made a list of all the woman we want to fuck.
9. We made direct attempts to copulate with these garotos as soon as possible.
10. We continued to hunt for fresh nubile young pussy and fucked it when we found it.
11. We sought through prayer and mediation to improve our ability to negotiate ever-lower prices.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps we tried to carry this message to mongers to practice these principals as often as possible.

(If Bill W. only knew what he had begun)

"Fist things first"
"Sleazy does it"
"One lay at a time"
"Let go and let goo"
"Keep cuming back -it works if she works it"
"Immorality is a journey - not a destination"
"Nothing is so bad that a gringa won't make it worse"
"Be a part of the perversion, not the problem"
"I'm a friend of Sandmans"

Now THOSE are steps I can take and slogans I can live by.

{I assume, Smirker, you are asking me not Hunter who is an expert on Colombia.} The first garota I met at Meia Pataca through a friend who recommended her highly (and accurately). THe second I pulled from Help. The third was a street hooker near Barbarella that my namorada da semana dragged me to search for; they were good friends (and she was a better fuck than my namorada). I would never pick up a street hooker on my own. [See, I'm in denial over my powerlessness, I actually believe that I could resist a gorgeous garota].

Buzios is a little beach town north of Rio where the natives go to get out of town during Carnaval and other summer vacations. It's a quiet town [bring your own garota(s)]. Pousadas are available for rent, see info on this board under Buzios.

The best thing about knowing I am goiung to hell is that all my friends will be there with me;

Deeg, may I add; "Festas fix everything" (wifey recovery, divorce recovery, turning a certain age, when a leaf blows, a door closes or someone shouts Gohlllllllllllllllllll!)

Hi everyone my name is Beachbum2 and I'm a putaholic;

It's been 5 weeks since my last trip to Brazil and I am starting to think that it might be a good idea to screw a gringa. I am going on a business trip next week and even found myself looking on the internet for a potential candidate. I can't help thinking this might curb my appetite for a beautiful young Brazilian puta, even though I proven over and over that this is not possible.

I know I am doing all the right things. I scheduled another trip to Rio for September 15. I read Club Hombre on a daily basis and make sure to look at every photo of latinas. Still there is this lingering thought that a gringa might help.

What can I do?

Also I am looking for a sponser. Thanks

You know you're a putaholic when:

1. Your computer screensaver is a big, beautiful, black bunda brasiliera.

2. You carry Brasilian currency with you at all times...just in case.

3. The walls of your office are decorated with those little shiny discs stolen from Help.

4. Your two bathrobes at home are from L'uomo amd Quatro por Quatro.

5. Your wardrobe is mainly composed of termas t-shirts.

6. You consider a termas your "neighborhood bar."

7. You order condoms by the gross.

8. Your next two trips to Rio are booked before your current trip is complete.

9. You've been to 4X4 so many times that the manager has waived your entrance fee "for life."

10. You think of guys like Sandman, GCL, Bluestraveler, SF_Hombre and the like as your friends.

Hi guys. My name is Bwana_Dik, and I'm a putaholic...and damned proud of it!

I haven't been to Rio in five weeks, and I'm not afraid to say that my withdrawal symptoms got the better of me. I flew to San Diego for business two days early and went down to TJ Saturday and Sunday and had overpriced, poor quality sex with 4 Mexican putas.

The (im)moral to my story? You know it's bad when you're banging away in a Mexican whorehouse and the only way you can enjoy yourself and nut is to imagine that you're in a Brasilian whorehouse banging a garota.

Whew! Based on Bwana's criteria, I am NOT a putaholic. It's not a black bunda on my screensaver. I still have to pay my entrance at 4X4, although rarely do given I session before 5pm. I don't have any shiny discs from Help.
I have done lots of the tourist stuff in Rio. My next trip to Brasil, is to go to the F1 race in Sao Paulo. Lastly, I don't even like GCL.
SL

I'm amazed you could get off in TJ. Last time I was in San Diego I made two aborted attempts to head down to the Zona Roja, but memories of prior experiences there combined with those of my last trip to Rio stopped me both times. I kept having these horrible visions of a "Masterbates" chica looking up at me, say "Chu done jet?" repeatedly. I may be a putaholic, but one with standards. So I guess you have the disease worse than I do, Cat! And your admission here is a step in the right direction (whichever direction that is...)

SL,
Not liking GCL doesn't disqualify you. If you disliked that whole list of guys it might.
I'm betting that while you're in Sampa you'll find a little time to slip away from the race and check out some of the clinicas and a few sauna mistas along Rua Augusta. Don't play the innocent with me, SL! I know what a putaholic you are.

Not liking GCL is probably a good thing. That son of a bitch doesnt have any thing to contribute to this board or to mankind. Also, I hear he has started jerking off. Lying fuck.

SOG I couldn't agree with you more. GCL is definitely a loser and a disgusting individual who is very sick and degenerate. I am happy to hear that he is jerking off more and more because that means he isn't getting any pussy. If you can't get pussy in Rio something is definitely wrong. - Hemp

I just want to thank all of the guys who have answered my questions and emails; you've really helped me out a lot with planning my 1st trip down to Rio in two weeks.

After reading Bwana's Top 10 list (#8 to be specific), I thought you guys might get a kick out of knowing that I've already got my 2nd trip planned for November and I haven't even been down there for a 1st time yet.

Looking forward to reporting!

Smirker

P.S. Which one of you guys holds the record for the most Garotas in a one week time frame? After reading the stories on this board for the past 2 months and with the olympics going on, I could argue that this is actually a sport and that some of you are due some medals!

Jeez, Smirker. I've never kept tabs on a whole week's worth of programs. Not sure I even want to know. I do recall the day when I did nine garotas at 4X4 (3 standard, 3 all oral, 3 all anal), all of the triplas a gift from my namorada who worked there. And there was the time I did all 12 garotas who came to our festa over the course of about 8 hours. But a week's worth? I think I'm more a sprinter than a marathon guy.

Whew...my record is safe. After learning that Bwana did 12 in one day, I was relieved to learn that my record of 13 in a day was still safe.

MitchC should be approached for a killcount during his Ramboweekends?

As for me? I THINK my record for 10 days is 31.

Whatever you do, do NOT ask Sandman what his lifetime count is. That SOB leaves Athos in the dust. You'll feel like a tourist at the outset of tour of the Great Wall of China. Which reminds me of a proverb - "The most important part of any journey is the first step"

Enjoy Brazil Smirker.

13 is your "record"? hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

STOP! YOUR KILLING ME! RECORD???????

"By SOG on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 - 08:25 pm: Edit

Not liking GCL is probably a good thing. That son of a bitch doesnt have any thing to contribute to this board or to mankind. Also, I hear he has started jerking off. Lying fuck."

SOG you have remarkable insight.

Well what can I say about SOG other than I suppose he is a know it all.

He did acurrately report that I had jerked off, but he inaccurately characterised it to read I am doing it with some regularity.

Here is what happened; We had a super hot little porn star in our office and we were trying to shoot some scenes with her. We shot two scenes with male actors and they sucked. Absolute garbage and we couldnt use it because the actors couldnt keep wood, or worse--one came too soon and didnt tell us (in their defense, one of the actors told me afterwards that she had a 'harvest moon' and it killed his mood). So I called her back the next day to show my crew how it was done. The scene is going great until the finish. My plan is to cum on a small handmirror and have her lick it off. So we are trying and I cant nut.

So thats when it happened. I took matters into my hand...and finished manually. I didnt even have time to think through the consequences of my actions...I just did it. I was successful, and shot on the mirror and she happily licked it all off so the scene was in the bag. But my actions that day haunt me still.

I hope I havent disappointed everyone too much. I am offering my resignation to you guys if you want it.


(Message edited by gcl on August 20, 2004)

whats a harvest moon?

Resignation accepted - Hemp

I've heard two different definitions. The more credible is that it means a girls is menstruating. The less credible is that it means a woman has some feces smeared around her anus.

Sorry I asked

Rumor has it that the local "jerk off patrol" is zeroing in on a near centro locale. You know that is 3 to 5 if you are caught in Rio?

Against the law here buddy.....

Bwana, when I refer to a Harvest Moon, I am describing a situation when a girl needs to wash her... well... her anus. That sir, is a harvest moon by my definition.


Hemp--you bastard. I think you need a second and a third before this can be put to a vote.

So a Harvest Moon is a Chocolate-Frosted Donut? Sphincter Spackle?

Does Mitch know about this?

Harvest Moon sounds funny.

whats wrong with jerking off? Im good for 3-5 times a day

Here In Rio with all the beautiful girls, not only would it be sacreligious but it would be a waste of energy and time to jerk off.

Absolutely! Spilling one's prrecious bodily fluids anywhere except inside or on a garota while in Brasil is a class 3 felony.

Oh I agree, I never beat off when in Rio

So i guess jacking off in Sao Paulo makes me an anomoly.
I miss spanking my meat in Brazil
(Heavy sighhh)