I had the pleasure of spending a week in January in Rio de Janeiro...a
week of sun, sand, surf and SEX.
Where to begin? How about with the women! I have done a fair amount
of traveling over the years as part of my job, and never have I been
anywhere with more beautiful women. I think it has something to do
with the diverse influences on Brazillian history, with immigrants
arriving from Italy, Germany, Portugal, Africa, the Carribean, and
most recently Japan. These cultures have blended with the native
population to produce some fine specimens of the female form in all
colors and sizes. I have never seen so many perfect asses as I saw on
the beaches of Rio.
If you're looking for women to spend the evening with, make sure you
stay in Copacabana, which is where 90 percent of the action takes
place. A good place to start your evening is the Terrazo Atlantico, a
restaurant with an outdoor patio on Avenue Atlantico, next door to the
Help Discoteria. The working women begin showing up here at about
10:30 or so, looking for (1) men interested in a quickie; (2) men who
will buy them drinks and/or dinner; (3) men who will pay their
admission fee into Help, or (4) men who will do all of the above. My
advice is to take your time and definitely make your way into Help,
because the fun takes place there.
You'll see folks heading into Help beginning around midnight. I
wouldn't bother going any earlier, and I generally went in around
12:30. The place really gets jumping around 1:30 or 2:00 and is still
going at 4:00. The price is $9R (real, the Brazillian currency, which
was exchanging at slightly over $1R per $1US in Jan.) for men and $8R
for women (all prices stated in real).
When you get inside you find that the disco has two levels: a main
level with the dance floor and two bars, and an upper level with some
seating. Stay down below unless you hook up with someone special and
want to find a place to talk. Near the bars are ticket booths where
you buy drink tickets. Drinks are reasonable: $2 for beer, $3 for
wine, and $3-$5 for mixed drinks. You can also buy champagne, wine
and spirits by the bottle if you want to play big spender.
The music in Help is very LOUD contemporary techno-disco. For the
most part the women are incredible dancers and love to show their
stuff. If you like to dance and are half-way good, just ask any of
the women to dance and they'll be happy to join you.
Speaking of the women...the selection is amazing. On a Friday or
Saturday night there are at least 300 women looking for men. Be
assured, any woman in Help who is not with a man is "available." No
Brazillian women who is not available would get within a mile of Help.
On week nights the selection is still terrific, especially in their
summer. Most of the women are stunning, and you'll find more than one
that appeals to you, no matter what your tastes are.
If someone strikes your fancy, just catch her eye, ask her if she
wants to dance or have a drink, and away you go. If you don't speak
some Portuguese, you may have some problems, as few of the women speak
English (though all can negotiate a price, I found). If your planning
a trip to Rio, take some time to learn some basic Portuguese; you'll
have more fun if you can chat the girls up. Spanish will be of some
help, but most the girls spoke only Portuguese.
If you don't raise the topic of sex, she eventually will. Don't be
shy. Everyone's there for the same reason. You're expected to
bargain, so when she suggests $100 or $150, counter with a lower
offer. I paid anywhere between $70 and $120, the latter amount for a
superstar who was most definitely worth it. The price is usually for
all night, meaning she'll spend the night at your hotel. Make sure
that's part of the agreement, but that was always the case with the
women I met.
I had a spectacular evening with a women named Adriana. She is a
21-year-old with wavy light brown hair, brown eyes, and an ass to die
for. Adriana is a part-time aerobics instructor, and it shows. We
went to my hotel at about 3:00 and had sex multiple times until we
both collapsed around 5:00. We slept until nearly noon and then had
sex again before showering together and ordering room service. After
lunch we took a cab to her apartment where we had sex again before she
changed into her bikini (two pieces of string and a couple of patches
of cloth) and we went to the beach. We finally parted ways at 6:00pm
only to meet again that evening at Help.
Now for the best part...these women love their work. In every single
instance, the women I spent time with were affectionate and wildly
enthusiastic and skilled lovers. Unlike working women in most other
places who don't kiss, etc., these women all act like you're their
lover. All of them gave blow jobs without condoms, and all wanted to
get off themselves and told me exactly what they liked. I had some of
the very best sex I've ever had, and by far the best sex I've had for
$$$.
As I said, I travel a good deal, but the Brazillian women are in a
class bythemself. I've been to the TJ clubs a number of times, and
now can't imagine going back. The "10s" in the Chicago Club would
rate only a 6-7 in the Help Disco. And Help is packed with 8s, 9s,
and 10s. The women at the late Jillian Bradley's in NYC didn't even
compare favorably, and I loved that place. Costa Rica, my former
favorite, now runs a distant second.
How good was it? I've already booked a return trip!