Recieved this inbox message from Turk5555 and thought it was funny enough to share it. I still wish we could get a photo of her so someone could identify which real a minute place she hails from.

DATE Thu 05/06/04 12:39 am
TO GCL
FROM Turk5555
SUBJECT Your post
MESSAGE Do me a big favor. Don't ever talk about my girlfriend. Ever. Asshole

Rich, better look out, I think he wants to fight you behind the gym after school this afternoon!

Well, I guess I will weigh in here. Clearly GCL is a prick for rubbing salt in the wound, and he should be ashamed. However, noone would even know about Turk5555's girlfriend if Turk himself werent constantly talking about her.

Isn't turks girlfriend the tranny that gave Darren James HIV?

Yes, GCL is a prick. But, if you take that away the boy has no damn personality.
CG

Can I second the motion that GCL is a prick?

Now that we've reached a quorom on the matter, let's organize an intervention. We'll kidnap him and send him back where he belongs, to Alabama. From there he can organize sextours to play with Turks harem of overthehill garotas who have high standards.

I wonder how many programs TurksBabes would have to crank out at $70R each before GCL would turn a profit? Hopefully they'd NEVER generate enough to afford GCL a return flight to Brazil, and GCL could grow old as the buffed out KING of his double-wide.

A while back, Turk posted a link to a Yahoo photo album of his trip to Buzios with his girlfriend. Perhaps if you had seen these photos, you would not be so quick to discount what this man has to say.

I don't recall finding her overly attractive, but I remember having an overwhelming urge to make a commitment to her. I was so inspired that I found a girl of my own to commit to which is why I dropped off this site for the past 5 months. (Sadly the relationship is over now) Do you know the best thing about being in a committed relationship?? Not having to shave your balls. God I miss that.

Well, if any of you guys have young sisters who are interested in a serious relationship, let me know. I think I'm ready to make a new commitment.

I am waiting on Turks daughters to hit 18. I think by then I will be ready to see the light, settle down and stop paying her for sex like the pathetic loser that I am.

As for you DonGringo, CortoGringo, and especially SOG--you guys can kiss my hick ass.

I'll make a commitment to the little minger too, from about 2:00 A.M. through lunch. It'll be like one of my relationships from last month. I took her to lunch at Kice Sucos (I'm a big spender) then gave her R$10 and put her right on a bus back to Campo Grange two minutes after she finished her sandwich. I guess that is an advantage of all the buses on NS Copa, you can have lunch and ditch a garota at the same time

What'sthatsmell

I now regret showing you that video on the plane trip back from Rio. I fear my unshaven sack may have set a bad example for you.

Perhaps if you had kept your balls neatly shaven during your 5 month foray in a Turkish prison, your 'relationship' would've had a different outcome?

DonGringo
(outtakes from that video are available upon request? anybody???)

As the third victim who was viewing that particular in flight movie I have to say that the damage done to me was strictly physical. My corneas are forever scorched with the images of DG's balls, but I still managed to avoid seeking solace in a relationship. What'sthatSmell should seek immediate psychological counselling. He's clearly suffered enough. Send the bill to DG.

Sterling

I will be sending Turk an email with my tuff guy services. 5 dollars and I will take GCL out

So, Milky, how are you going to take GCL out? Drinks and dinner or are you going to catch a movie too?

Milky,
Before you commit to taking GCL out, find out how much he is going to charge to kiss his hick ass. The quote will most likely be by the minute.
CG

Guys I didn't think about that. I may have to up my charges

I hope he is a cheap date as I already know he is a cheap slut.

No sale!
This Turk jerk is a shill. No one is that clueless, except maybe exploder.
Ok gents, fess up. I’ll be anxiously sitting here waiting for 3 whores to roll by. Or maybe I’ll go to them.

But just in case I’m wrong, a message to Turk:
Hello my friend. How are you?
I’d like to meet Gilda. I am 34, look like a cross between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. I am a surgeon, attorney (anyone else remember Barnes?) and high-tech entrepreneur. I am looking for a Brazilian woman over 30 who will want me for what I am, not my money.
Does Gilda give herself an enema before doing anal? When it comes to blowjobs does she spit or swallow? If I put in the pre-requisite 3 dates before sex, will she allow bareback? Please ask her and let me know asap. Don’t be afraid to ask these questions, as such are common topics of conversation in Brazil, often heard on talk shows and discussed in magazine articles. Ask when your girlfriend is present so she won’t think you’re trying to flirt with her.
The part I don’t like is you participating, “I will be checking you out myself.” I don’t do bi, but I know you Turks all do. If this is not a bargaining point maybe we can have your girlfriend there and she can do your ass with one of her dildos.

You have your girlfriend hanging around you 24 hours a day? Poor guy! Does she ever ask why you read internet sites dedicated to whoring? No wonder you’re so fucked in the head, you need to slip away from her and go out and GET LAID!
All the best to you, my friend.
bd

Bendejo
ROFLMAO

Turk
I'd like to buy you and your harem a beer. I haven't had this much fun since SweetMesquite fell asleep in a boite and spilled his red wine down his robe

Bendejo is my hero. Thats the best post on this subject yet.

Bendejo; Check your inbox.....I'm sure Turk will be sending you a nasty gram like the one he sent me.

It looks like I am a little late to the Turk bashing parade. Turk, can you please have your namorada and her sister send me a nasty letter. Unlike GCL and SOG, I love paying a premium for 30+ year old garotas. I will even share her with Brazil_Specialist. There is something special about a 30 something year old green card looking garota....

Be careful, gents, this guy could be president some day!