Another day at the beach. Photos submitted by Soprano.

Many thanks for making some Brazil pix available to us in Rio. Surprised I don`t see myself, that is where I sit every day.

Thanks Bro!!!! Every time I look at your beach photo's I get a big smile on my face Can't wait to get back down there.

Roadglide
Are you sure all you get is a big smile on your face? The top right photo gave me one helluva lot more than a big smile

Cha ching, cha ching. The sound of terma cash registers ringing in the background.

Turk you stupid motherfucker, why would the cash register at a terma be ringing because of beach putas? What a fucking moron you are.

I can't wait to get back to Brasil next month and fuck your girlfriend in the ass.

(Message edited by catocony on May 11, 2004)

(Message edited by catocony on May 11, 2004)

Soprano
That top right photo makes me remember my slip&slide game when I was a kid. Remember? You'd spread the game out on the lawn, recklessly charge barefoot across the turf before leaping upon the slippery surface. The sheer exhiliration overwhelmed you as you slipped and slid along the silken surface. As a youngster, the only problem was that the ride was never long enough. Usually within a matter of seconds, you'd cross the finish line with a gush and a splash as your all too brief ride culminated in a puddle around you.
Oh to be 16 again.

Turk

Since self-righteous piety is the theme for the day, permit me to illuminate a flaw in your thinking.

You have a girlfriend 3000+ miles away in Brazil. You're likely either sending her some money or giving her some money. You and she are in love because she has hit the gringo jackpot. As Turk would say "I think it is pathetic that some guys on this board have to get a girlfriend in another country."

I have a brazilian girlfriend here in town.
I give her no money.

I don't even go to Brazil to hobby.


So there you have it. I'm better than you Turk, and all the rest of the whackjobs and perverts that frequent this board.

Dongringo; Does this mean that the next time you set up a fiesta, you are going to bring a Slip&Slid mat with you?

You will have to be carefull you don't damage your unit as you try to slide onto the garota at the far end.

This would be a Dongringo Slip&slide Brazilian soapy.

It would make for a great video.

Roadglide

I think a Slip-and-Slide would work great in the Millenium Suite.

Roadglide

Is it possible to ride a Slip&Slide with your
kickstand down?

Bwana dik

I agree about the Slip&Slide at Millenium Suite. Can you please bring one there for my divorce party? With my inflatable kiddie pool, the crisco, Twister, and the complete S&M kit that Sterling recommended, I'm afraid I may not have room in my suitcase for a Slip-and-Slide.

Actually, the tile around the pool in the Millenium suite IS a slip and slide. That area can be perilous when you have shaky knees from a few beers and a session.

Sterling

If you didn't spend so much time in your sessions on your knees with a ballgag and leather straps restricting you, perhaps your knees wouldn't be so shaky.

Since when was Sterling in an Iraqi prison?

Deeg,
I'll bring the slip-and-slide for the divorce party. Should I bring it for the divorce proceedings? Sterling is right; I know of one garota who got a concussion when she accidentally "slipped-and-slid" on the pool deck. And at the last festa I was at there was so much lube flying around the main level that a slip-and-slide was unnecessary.

Bwana,

You have to watch out for squids lying around all over the place too. Nobody wants to be the person who broke a leg or threw out their back after slipping and falling on a used condom!

Donghringo,

how goes dude?

I'm still stuck in Brasilis but may be relocating back to Rio sometime in November. Please stay in touch. Find me on msn: rioturist@hotmail.com

take care

jose

Wait until you see the next batch of beach pics.

Great picks. Thanks Soprano

Where exactly is this section of beach. From the sidewalk, it's hard to distinguish between gdp and regulars.