We've all been there - be it a terma, a club, on the beach, in a restaurant, wherever, a hot garota makes eye contact, smiles and before you know it, you're in a taxi heading back to your place, or you've given up your terma key and she's off to change clothes or leading you up the stairs. What cardinal rule have you possibly broken? What have you bypassed in the name of getting some ass? The all-important garota interview!

I want to start this thread because I have received numerous emails, from Rio newbies and wannabes as well as guys who have already been down, on exactly what is the interview. Where is the fine line between chatting and copping a feel? What do you talk about? Do you finger her pussy during the interview, or just grab her ass? How do you conduct an interview if you don't speak Portuguese?

There are many questions about inteview goals, procedures and purposes. I would like some of the Rio vets to put in their two-cents on this topic, for the betterment of mongers everywhere who wish to venture to Brasil. There is, quite possibly, nothing more important to successful Brasil mongering (and mongering anywhere, for that matter) than conducting an interview beforehand.

I don't do an interview as such, you just have to trust your instincts a lot of the time. I've never had any problems with girls from Help with all but one staying till the afternoon. The one exception was Marcela. Even a couple of girls that the Help bouncers have warned me that I'll have trouble with have been fine.

The only rules I have is that if a garota asks for a drink or asks the apartamento/hotel question, before she asks my name, then she's red-carded no matter how hot she is. I use this both in Help and Termas. Also I never leave with a garota that continues to speak in English when I'm speaking to her in portuguese.

This usually filters out the hardcore girls.

Finally I try to stick to cariocas and mineiras rather than paulistas which IMO helps in Rio.

Hey Ardgneas, what is the significance of the apartment/hotel question? I get asked all the time and never gave it any thought. Obviously I should have.

The significance of the apartment/hotel question is two-fold. First, the point Ardgneas was making is if they ask the question too quickly (before they even ask your name), she's trying to rush you and is likely to give you an RTF. Her asking this question later in the "interview" is acceptable, but the girl may be asking for a number of reasons. She may not have ID and thus might not be able to get into a hotel (I've had this happen several times). She may want to know what hotel you're staying at in order to size up your budget and help her set an asking price.

Good points, although it is good to point out that for practical purposes, if they've managed to infiltrate Help, they at least have a decent fake ID, so you should be ok. On the beach or Terraco, I have seen numerous episodes of the garota digging in her purse and then saying she left her ID at home, lost it, etc. That is a drawback of picking up girls on the beach/street/restaurant venues.

Now, to keep the ball rolling, I'll present my interview style for termas, which many of you have witnessed. Termas are full contact zones for the most part, so the interview is a lot more intimate than with non-terma garotas. After eye contact, I'll check out the body first, then back up to the face for smile check. The next decision is to initiate contact, or if she's came up to you first, the decision is to keep contact or not.

Now, I do tend to do a liberal amount of bunda grabbing during the interview process. A few kisses are part of the process as well, and if things go well, a pussy rub is the leading part of the second stage of the interview. I don't follow the Sandman method (using a pocket rocket on the girl in the boite) but just a quick clit rub to see how she likes it. Note - if a girl grabs your finger and shoves it in her hole, she has passed stage one of the interview.

Now, what I'm looking for in the terma garota interview is compatability. My Portuguese is still fairly limited, but I can carry a small conversation. I'm really looking for sexual personality with the conversation - is she funny, outgoing, generally happy to be there, those sorts of things. Basically, if she takes an interest in my bullshit conversation, then she'll likely be more interested in the session.

During the interview, that is also when you mention any special requests you may have. In some places, you have to reconfirm a BBBJ, but generally, particularly in Centro termas, that's a given. More specifically though, confirm anal and things along those lines. If you're into it, rimming, barebacking, finish in her mouth, those sorts of things, get that shit out of the way in the interview. If you want a garota to blow you the whole time and then let you finish in her mouth, the interview is the best time to bring it up, because once you're in a cabini, it's too late.

Now, the question has come up, "how many girls should I interview?" Some guys "feel bad" if they start talking, kissing and generally molesting one garota, and feel that they have to keep her at that point. Well, I don't necessarily, but you should have a general idea of what you want to do. I use interviewing as a recon method - I'm not looking for some free French kissing sessions or anything. If they've passed the initial look and chat portion of the interview, they are very much a candidate for a session. However, there are only so many sessions you can do in a day, so just make sure you let the garota know. They have no problem with advertising their wares, which is what the interview is, but don't take advantage of the situation. One more than one occasion, I've interviewed a garota but was not able to get in a session with her after the interview. However, the next time I'm in the terma, she goes to the front of my dance card and I'll usually session with them before interviewing the next girl.

The main thing that pisses off terma garotas is the "tug and run". I have seen, on many, many occasions, the "Brasilairo method". You stay in the boite, you maybe order a drink or two, and you treat the terma as a full-contact strip club. You don't session, you just leech. The girls know when you're doing this, and they don't really like it. The other version of this is the guy (usually American/European newbies who don't know any better) who chat up a garota for a half hour, then leave. There isn't a hard and fast rule, and it's different for every garota (and monger) but in my opinion, if you hang with a garota in the boite for a half hour, you're practically a common-law husband at that point. The moral is, interview frequently, but don't squire around with a garota and then dump her ass. Why? Well, if you're a newbie and you're there with a vet, the vet will hear about it from the garota in question. And hear it a lot!

I'm as picky as the come I think... I always look to have a number of questions answered through a fun, flirting and humourous conversation before I commit to a girl. This tests the girls personality and GFE potential, allows me to get a feel for the girl (yes, that too), and confirm the following:

- No kids
- Doesn't smoke cigs
- TLN means leisurely wakeup and AM sex - not a 7a or 9a exit
- Price quoted is local currency, not USD
- CBJ not really oral sex and won't be a part of any session
- Photos are OK (if I have my camera)

I don't look to confirm I won't pay in advance, even though I won't. (OK, I've learned sometimes I must agree to do 50/50).


As for deal killers, I immediately eliminate a girl (with rare exception) if she:

- Initiates in a conversation in English

- Asks me for a drink (espcially before significant conversing or knowing my name)

- Tries to rush me to the cabina

Bwana Dik's correct. I don't mind the apartamento question per se, it's just when two of the first five questions are

Won drinkee for me?
You stay hotel or apartment?

before you've chatted for a while exchanged names, where you're from etc. Usually in Help it means she's on the circuit, got her set questions and doesn't want to waste time before getting a punter. Often she'll just move onto another monger a few feet and start the same routine again. I prefer to wait for one that likes or has noticed something about me, has made eye contact/flirted, or is also trying to have fun as well as working in the disco.

Wrt speaking English.
1) More likely to have worked abroad/be hardcore.
2) I prefer to hear her talking dirty in portuguese than hearing "fuck me", "lick my pussy" etc.
3) By answering me in English when I'm speaking portuguese she's showing she's not really listening/reacting to what I'm saying. Likelihood she will be similarly "switched off" in bed.

Cat's obviously the guy I see in Termas with a clipboard, checklist and pen quizzing garotas.

Wrt Termas I just go with the flow. I don't have a list of things to do so I just see where the session takes us. I will ask in the Boite if she's a 3 holer if I'm in the mood. The CBJ issue has never raised its ugly head (so to speak).

For me the interview process is pretty free form, none the less important. Biggest turn off is the continued use of English, after I am speaking in Portuguese. Asking for a drink before I have offered, number two. Now on my last trip I actually pulled a program from a girl I had given my key to, after she pestered me several times to buy a drink for her girlfriend. Can I get them to laugh with my shitty ass Portuguese? But, I do have to say one of my all time best sessions in a terma, occurred when I saw a garota and I handed her my key all in less than 5 seconds. Go figure.
SL


(Message edited by cortogringo on May 18, 2004)

SL,
Yes, I remember that session. That was a good day at 65. BTW, did you ever get back to see her on this last trip?

Bwana,
No. It was confirmed by several coworkers that she was in Spain. She should be back by September. Though, I did make several new friends there on this last trip.
SL

Catacony,

Once again you are a wealth of information.

Thanks,

Khunsean

The interview. You guys have given solid advise here. My question centers on the language issue.

I know Completa is anal and several other words, but do the girls understand enough english to understand my asking for a BBBJCIM, or do I have to ask for this in Portuguese? Do they understand when I ask if I can take photos, etc. in English? Do they understand if I want a leisurely LT till morning including morning sex or is there a phrase in Portuguese for all this?

Won drinkee for me?

funny as hell Ardgneas. when i hear this i run for the exits. especially from a girl i don't know in a terma, help, etc. these girls really know how to milk a guy in more ways than one. you did a great job of writing the way they say it though.

you guys are right about the girls that speak english well (most of them being hardcore programa girls who have worked in europe or have been married to or dated americans/europeans), and it really turns me off when girls say fuck my pussy, lick my pussy, etc. because most of the time it is almost comical how much they mutilate the english language (although I am sure I do the same to their beloved portuguese). I would much rather hear the gostoso bullshit.

anyway, good posts, most of the same screening stuff i use but i have learned that you never really know what you are getting till you do it so most of the time i will take a girl for a tryout and if she is good i will invest a bit more in her, keep her number, etc.

valterreekian, in general, 80% of the girls have no fucking clue what you are talking about when you speak english so don't trust that they understand. The questions that you need to ask are very easy to learn in portuguese and they will also think more highly of you if you speak a little portuguese. Just knowing how to say Eu quero (i want) or Eu gostaria, or Eu Gosto (I like) and then filling in the blanks will get you what you want most of the time. Otherwise come up with a list of your requirements, write them down, get it translated online, and show it to the girls if you don't want to speak portuguese. It might seem unromantic, etc. but these are businesswomen and it is a business transaction and should be negotiated as such in my opinion!!!! plus it will get you what you want.

One of the funniest translations I ever tried to do was when a newbie monger asked me to ask a garota at 4x4 if she was into poppers and a few other things along those lines. I didn't understand half the shit he was saying in English, much less translating it into Portuguese. I think I finally told him to go get his bag of goodies, take her upstairs, compare his bag of goodies to her cabine bag, go through the items one by one and pick out what both were comfortable using (or knew what the hell it was).

Drugs in termas are bad news. Especially at 4x4 where a signifcant percentage of the clientele are "bad" cops, some of whom are packing pistols of the metal variety under their robes. Nor do the termas want their girls to be using drugs on premises, because if they're busted, it will cost management an arm and a leg to keep operating.

My advice is DON'T bring drugs to Brazil and don't use drugs when you're here unless you want to make a VERY generous cash donation to the retirement fund of the policeman who catches you using them. Or spend a long time in the greybar hotel. Not fun.

Incidentally, Terma girls who are caught using drugs or even routinely getting drunk while working -- are fired.

You don't need drugs in Rio to have fun...be smart, be safe.

Are poppers drugs? I thought they were legal inhalents of some sort, along the lines sniffing glue or something. I guess that's what the guy was talking about, not sure of the rest. Some sort of S&M-dominatrix-ass play thing I think. I figure with all of the time I've spent hobbying and in and around hobbying areas, if I haven't heard of it it's probably something on the Dark Side of the hobby.

Valterreekian,

Just say orgasmo and point into her mouth and she'll get the idea. Also sin comisinha <sp?> means no condom

K-Man's Abbreviated Garota Inverview:

Completa?

Are poppers drugs?

It depends where you are. In Ireland and UK they are pretty much legal and found on sale in sex shops. Not only are they inhalants they are also used to treat medical conditions such as Angina. I don't mind the rush, and used to sniff when I went to raves in the mid-90s.

They are mainly associated with gay community as one of the side effects is that they relax muscles including those in the ass, so you're sort of right. I once got an ex-girlfriend of mine to sniff them and it encouraged her to give up her anal cherry. She was Brazilian and had never heard or seen poppers before but really got into them.

From a sexual point of view I'm not keen as they soften my hard-on. They may also be VERY DANGEROUS to use with Viagra, Cialis etc. It has been said that the interaction of these and the nitrites (poppers) can fatally lower blood pressure and lead to death. I've also read that it is nitrates and not nitrites (poppers) that cause the problem but I'd prefer not to chance it.

I can tell you that according to the girls there, and consistent with what i have seen, there are lots of cops and dealers at 4x4, but I have never seen bulges (of the metal type) or any guns there for that matter. It definitely wouldn't surprise me though.

I can also tell you that on several occassions women have used weed and other drugs when i was in the cabina with them at centaurus and 4x4. They were never that concerned with the opinion of management, and most of the time didn't even put a towel at the bottom of the door to keep the smoke in.

I would say about 30% or more of the girls smoke weed, several on a daily basis, and most of those also do x and coke. The rest of them (for the most part) drink, and I know several girls who get drunk on a daily basis at work, especially at 4x4. Check out rose marie, isabella, josie, suely, patricia or isadora for example around 11pm at 4x4.

Also, about half the time i am on the beach in ipanema i smell weed and often see groups of teenages smoking in the open.

That being said, the cops are assholes and i do not do drugs period, but if I did I especially would not in brazil. It is also apparent to me that much like everything illegal, there is a huge difference between a brazilian being caught with drugs and an american.

So, are poppers legal in Brasil? Anything that helps with anal cherry popping....

Posso gozar na sua boca, is probably the best way to ask a girl if you can cum in her mouth (not necessarily meaning she will swallow).

Gozar literally means 'to enjoy' but is slang for orgasm/cum

Gr8ter: You're right about weed being common on the beaches. I'm told possession of small amounts is no big deal. I have also heard stories about X being made available by management to Terma girls at no charge, and I've often wondered if its use was one of the reasons some girls will dance for hours in the boite, and others walk around sucking on novelty candy "lollipops" that also light up.

In all my (too many) visits to Termas however, I've never smelled weed anywhere on the premises. No question girls do drink there too, but what's the upside for management to tolerate an illegal drug user or drunk?? Parenthetically, I knew a girl who got "heavy" into Coke after she stopped working at the Termas and she was a MAJOR pain in the ass to deal with until I she understood I meant it when I told her not to call me anymore.

Interesting, I had never heard about the management/x connection but i think it would be an awesome idea. the times i have had sex with girl when they were doing x were some of the best experiences of my life. and btw, the girls who smoked weed and did other things with me there did it because they knew me and knew i wouldn't care, they just wanted to get high and since they were in a cabina with me it gave them an opportunity to do it that they don't have in the bathroom, etc. i hope all the girls in all the termas start doing x. one thing though is that they all complain about the price of it in rio, cause coke and weed are very cheap, but x is imported so it is very expensive for them (i think around r60-80 per).

After reading much of the input from several guys I’d compare Terma “edict” to that of a higher mileage strip club in North America. I’ve worked in strip clubs for many years and I’m constantly amazed that some guys haven’t yet figured out that these girls are “working”. What if these girls came to their place of employment and wasted their time and disrespected them, how well would that fly. I find the “common sense” rule applies in both scenarios.

I thought I heard everything until I saw this post. Intereview a brazilian girls? Is this for real? What if you are like me and can't speak a word of Portuguese. I am basicall screwed. I am really trying to learn this, bought a used dictionary, but after exchanging some emails with some brazilians, I have to go to that dictionary. I have a feeling I will be in problems.

The interviewing is just about finding out whether she will be good in bed before paying for it and it doesn't have to involve a lot of conversation. A lot of it involves kissing her, watching her dance, groping her, letting her grope you, and can be less about talking to her (although being able to ask if she will perform what it is you are looking for is useful). Guys have different techniques (hence the topic) but it does not have to involve a lot of talking (or any at all). I would estimate that 80% of the guys who go to brasil speak no portuguese whatsoever and get along fine.

(Message edited by gr8ter on June 05, 2005)

As one friend told me his qualifications for a girl:

No U.S. Visa, and they can not speak English.

My personal opinion is that while you can have a good time without speaking any Portuguese, if you do the girls will be much more into the session (in the termas at least). Besides, as much as we would like to, you can't fuck for 24 hours a day. You'll have to order food, buy shit at stores, get around the city. As a coworker of mine from Sao Paulo sums up perfectly, if you're not a carioca, you're a potential mark in Rio. Cariocas even try and scam other Brasileros, so being able to have a basic understanding of what's going on is key. It may not be much money, but I'm a real pao duro these days and I hate getting grifted in any way, shape or form.

True.

But I bet the pros at the termas know basic gringo terms like fuck, bj, bollas, ass, tits. i am counting on this when I go later this year.

Leo,

Looks like you'll be getting a lot of lidocane handjobs on your vacation. Take everyone's advice, read some reports and threads and try to act civilized. Yes, the garotas all know a few words of English, but that is not the point.

speaking of lidocaine, funny story. about two weeks ago i am in brasil and my "girlfriend" is spending every night with me after she gets off work (at centaurus) so one night she comes to the room and lays down when she feels something under the pillow. it was a half used tube of lidocaine that the girl who was over at my place while she was at work was using. the girl did not want me to know she was using it so she hid it under the pillow and forgot to take it when she left.

at the time my "girlfriend" discovered it, i was at a restaurant with my friend and she comes to meet us there (with one of her co-workers who was surely encouranging her, and after a half bottle of red label, as they both love the shit), throws the lidocaine on the table and makes a scene in the restaurant yelling, screaming, etc. (the restaurant was mostly gringo populated, they were probably wondering what the fuck was going on and what the stuff was, good thing most of them don't speak portuguese) so my "girlfriend" goes apeshit because not only did she have proof positive i was fucking in "our bed" but also she knew I was fucking the girl in the ass. at the end of the day there is not much she can say cause she fucks 4 guys a day and it is really only a relationship of conveniece (she begrudgingly has no problems with me visiting termas, but i am not supposed to bring women to "our bed" and if i am with them i have agreed to use sex motels, but sometimes i just can't take the extra expense, especially when she is working, and according to her and her friends it is ok for them to fuck guys in termas cause it is only work and they need it, etc.), but after all the yelling stopped i really got a kick out of it cause i don't think there is much evidence that could be more damaging (other than being caught with a girl or two when she walks in) and there really wasn't much i could say in my defense.

so the epilogue is that for the next two days i am getting calls from the other girl asking for her lidocaine back. then i tell her what happened and the girl is adamant that "the fucking bitch should give me my stuff back". meanwhile my girlfriend thinks the other girl left it there on purpose so she would know another girl was there, and on and on and on. gdp psycology is very complex so i am not even going to attempt to figure it all out.

Do you think you could have claimed you were using it yourself to prolong your pleasure with her (the GF), play up her skills and butter up/disarm her? Maybe you loose a little face, but it sounds like you went through a lot of drama (which I guess is part of the garota charm--much drama, low stakes).

...garota charm, much drama, etc:

i find most interesting that she waits until half-way through the evening or dinner or going out until she brings it up, which maybe is understandable unless as i suspect she acts totally normal with you up to that point. i mean, for an hour or two she's happy and treating you normal like there's nothing new on her mind, and then it's a 180. i could understand if she's sad/depressed/angry/etc but you don't know why and she waits to initiate the conversation - but not the former!

Gr8ter,

I was ROFL. Thanks for the story.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

(Message edited by moondog on June 08, 2005)

She's probably right, the other girl did leave the lidocane there, just to piss your girl off. Ciumes is a way of life with these girls, they love to hate it.

By the way, on a personal note, I never do anal in my hotel/apartment. The last thing I want is to have a MitchC incident. Calling Rhonda or Bobby or the hotel reception or whatever, and asking them to send over a new mattress and sheets because you were fucking some garota and she shit all over the bed, that's not what you want. Anal should be reserved for termas and love hotels, but if you simply must in your apartment/room, try doing it on the floor, sofa or my personal favorite, the shower. My GF started her period Saturday night, so my goodbye sex on Sunday was a shower fuck. Instant cleanup, no muss, no fuss.

Hunter,

That is actually a good idea, unfortunately i was caught off guard and could think of anything at the time, if it comes up again with another girl I will try that. Actually my excuse was that a girl of my friend left it in my room (which was a pretty lame excuse, but I kept to it)

Also, I think the much drama, low stakes comment is a perfect description of this situation and several I have had in Rio.

FL,

Actually I was in the middle of dinner with my friend when she stormed into the restaurant and put it on the table. She had just gotten off work, stopped by the hotel to change and then came out to meet us with her friend.


I almost forgot what to me was the funniest moment. Now to set this up, both of these girls (as well as 80% of the GDP's in Rio) spend all the money they get on clothing, purses, sunglasses etc. When the "other girl" came to my room initially, a lot of my "girlfriend's" clothing was lying around the room, as well as couple of her purses. The "other girl" spends the next 15 minutes going through every piece of clothing in the room and stating that only a piranha, funk ball going puta would wear any of it, and how cheap and disgusting it was (I think she dresses fine, and certainly a lot better than most GDP's). Of particular concern to her was a pair of GANG jeans and top (pronounced Ghangee) which is expensive for brasil (about 220 reais for the jeans, 150r for the top). She must have talked about the jeans for 5 minutes, and on subsequent excursions with her she made a point to show me other girls wearing them, how shitty they are, how only favela dwellers wear them etc. Everything she said may or may not have been true, but the point is she was only there for a couple hours to fuck, so why does she care? Anyway, as hunterman said, part of the garota charm is much drama, low stakes.

Cato,

Good idea, I have never had an incident like that but I could see it happening. Actually, I really don't like anal sex that much. The reason why I always did it with this girl (I found out later) is because she had only been working for two weeks and when she first started working, all the guys were asking her for anal sex but she couldn't do it because it was so painful. After a week of losing business (the "other girl" works at 65 where there is a heavy brasilian clientel and they all want anal) she asked the other girls how to do it and they suggested lidocaine. After she discovered lidocaine, she was offering up ass to everyone and every session. I didn't even know what it was or why they used it until I read some postings on here.

So after being with her a couple times, and her offering and my accepting anal every time (and her acting like she was really enjoying the anal sex), I told her one day I didn't want anal that day. She asked me why and I told her that I did not like it that much except every once in a while. Then she tells me this story and is basically like "well why the fuck didn't you tell me before cause I don't like it that much either".

Gr8ter,

These stories are priceless. These girls are so competitive.

Last time I was in BA, my girl could not come over in the night, so I got another girl from one of the clubs. She left around 0300 or so.

I was sound asleep around 1100, when the phone rang. It was my girl, in the lobby. That surprised the hell out of me, but then I thought that was a test to see if I had a chica with me. I think I surprised her though, and told her to come on up. Two minutes later, she is in the room.

We are talking on the bed, and she finds a towel mixed in the covers. She looks at me and says, “She forgot to put her towel back.” I said, “Yeah, I should be so lucky.” I then grabbed her and took care of her her like no man had done before. She was satisfied that, if I did have someone over the night before, she got the better deal. ROFL.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

That is so funny Moondog, like Cato said, ciume is a way of life to these girls. Towels, condoms, lubricants, etc. I take very special care with, cause those are the first things the garota detectives looks for, lol. Although I usually end up leaving something around somewhere where it shouldn't be. At the end of the day though, it is all low stakes anyway, and sometimes I get a kick out of it.

While I am on a role I will share one last story. So I am staying at a hotel that I don't usually stay at for a couple weeks in Rio around 3 months ago. My first day in town, a favorite of mine who used to work at centaurus, but now just goes to school meets me at the airport. She had told me before that she wanted me to meet her children because they are both studying english and they wanted to meet an american, etc. and so I said ok.

So me, her kids, and her all take the cab ride from the airport to the hotel. At the hotel we all go up to the room so I can drop off my suitcases, change, etc.

After about 20 minutes there we all piled in the car and went to porcao ipanema for lunch, I chatted with her and the kids, we ate lunch, and then the kids went to their grandparents house and I brought the girl back to my hotel for the afternoon.

So after that day, I was having an average of two different girls to my hotel each day. On occassion I would get dirty looks from the hotel staff but I thought it was just the normal (I know you are here just for sex looks) so I though nothing of it.

After about 6 days the original girl comes back to the hotel and they call from the lobby to tell me she is there. After the phone call it took about 10 minutes for the girl to get to my room and when she got there she was laughing. I asked her what took her so long and she told me that everyone in the hotel thought she was my wife and those were my children and at least 3 hotel employees had stopped her on her way up to tell her what a rat I was, how many girls I had been having over, how I was a disgraceful father, and that she should divorce me immediately. LOL I really got a kick out of it.

Gr8ter,

I'm surprised the hotel employees even mentioned anything at all to her. They are usually very discrete.

Hell, I had a girl who would search the bed for hairs that were different than hers.
CG

I was surprised also, I think it was mainly cause of the kids and how loving we all acted the first day, it was just a shock to them.

On several occassions I have had hotel employees give me away. My "girlfriend" who I mentioned above made it a point of tipping the maid and becoming friends with her at each hotel or apartment where I stayed, and the maid would tip her off and answer any questions she had for her.

In general, the guys at the hotels are cool (like sam, etc. at atlantico) but some of the maids or other women can cause problems (or have for me in the past), but usually only when directly questioned by the girls when I am not around.

As another story, one girl lost two pieces of clothing at the hotel atlantico and she thought the maid had stolen them, so she complained to management. Two days later the maid comes to the room when my girlfriend is there to discuss the issue (the clothes belonged to another girl, not my girlfriend). Needless to say this caused a problem because my "girlfriend" had not lost any clothes and the maid was concerned because she had basically been accused of stealing by the other girl. I just said they had the wrong room but I don't think I was very convincing. The maid then went on to say in front of my girlfriend that I had so many women there maybe I didn't remember when it happened or who it was!

(Message edited by gr8ter on June 08, 2005)

Gr8ter,

This has been great hearing all about the garotas and their jealously and fits that they throw. I've been laughing all day. Thanks.

Moondog

Two years ago, after I first met my current GF, we had a couple of nights together and on the day after, while I was hanging at Luomo, she went to the Marriott and asked around about me - if I had brought girls back, did I come in late, etc. I must have had 4+ employees a the hotel come up to me and say "your friend was here earlier....."

Gotta love The Big Eye down there.

These stories are priceless. Here is one from a friend of mine, Prazer, who give his permission to post it.

Moondog
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One of the termas girls left a dress in my room. Next day I went to BA and "forgot to tell her." When I finally called her several days later she was furious. Then the business with the dress started. I told her the maid must have it (I meant to drop it off downstairs but must have clean forgot about the damn thing).
She went to the hotel, and nothing.... So now it became a priceless designer dress, one of a kind, irreplaceable, and I was the SOB who didn't care.
I offered to buy her a new dress, but no. It was the principle that mattered, not the irreplaceable dress. Then stories about a guy who dated her sister and found a blouse she had left behind. He brought it back to the States, had it dry cleaned, pressed and folded. Then kept it under his pillow probably, until he could return 6 months later. (Two hands were held up so I could count the 6 fingers!!!). Then, learning she was not in Rio, he drove hundreds of miles to Novo Londrina in the south and hand delivered the blouse at her mother's house. Not a dry eye in sight over this chivalry.
And me, well I am the SOB who probably flushed her fucking dress down the toilet, or used it to wipe myself after pooning 20 termas whores in a row. I swear, they milk every last drop out of this story and remind you for years.....
Later I ran into her at Help, and it ended with her placing my hand on her now juiced up boobs and pulling the shorts out to show me the shaved pussy, then floods of tears that I just didn't care about her. My hands were tied, because I had another garota back at the hotel and only went to Help to see if the blouse garota's sister was there so I could set something up for next day. (She was smoking hot, ex-Monte Carlo blonde.)

Moondog, that is funny as shit and that guy knows how to tell a story. I can picture the girl and the conversations in my head as I am reading. Thanks a lot for sharing and tell your friend what a great writer he is. If he has anymore, please post them!!

"And me, well I am the SOB who probably flushed her fucking dress down the toilet, or used it to wipe myself after pooning 20 termas whores in a row."

ROFL



(Message edited by gr8ter on June 09, 2005)

Gr8ter,

I had a similar hotel experience to yours. I spent a week in Rio on business. I arrived with my wife and daughter on Friday afternoon. On Sunday afternoon, they went back to Macae so my daughter could go back to school on Monday.

On Tuesday one of our secretaries accompanied me to an appointment to interpret for me. It was late in the afternoon when we returned to our office in Centro. As any Rio vet knows, parking places are pretty scarce in Centro. As the hotel were I was staying is within walking distance of the office, we decided to park my car at the hotel, and walk to the office. As I didn't want to carry my laptop all the way to the office, I decided to leave it in my room.

When I wlaked into the lobby with a good looking young Brasileira, I could see the looks of disapproval on the desk staffs' faces. The looks of relief when the secretary took a seat in the lobby, and I went upstairs alone was absolutely priceless!

I had intended to give Karla Models a try while I was in Rio, but figured out instantly that this would not be such a good idea. Oh well, maybe next time!