Travel with Sex Toys?

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By Brandon_lee on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 12:30 am:  Edit

Hello All

Can anyone tell me if there are any weird laws prohibiting traveling with sex toys? I’m mostly interested in Asia and South America (Brazil and Argentina). But info on any country would be appreciated. Thank you.

BL

By SF_Hombre on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 04:34 am:  Edit

I suspect the only rule in Brazil is that you bring enough for all the girls who will want to take them home after the session. But the real experts are Sandman and DonGringo, who have collectively brought enough "supplies" of toys, undersized clothing and chocolates, to stock a small department store.

By Bwana_dik on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 11:00 am:  Edit

As far as Brasil goes, the answer is no. I've had my pocket rockets inspected by both the US TSA agents and the Brasilian customs officials, and other than a few smirks I had no problem.

Some Asian countries could have more restrictive laws (such as Indonesia and Malaysia), but I don't know for certain. Haven't read of any Americans being caned in Singapore for smuggling in a load of vibrators.

By Otrohombre on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 11:35 am:  Edit

Brandon Lee:

What you should be concerned about is going through customs. Do you might your suitcase being opened, and the world seeing all your toys? If you do not care, then bring anything you want.

I believe that DonGringo, or Sandman had their bags opened at GIG once (sandman & DG please forgive me if I am wrong here) I believe. If it was not them, someone from CH did. It can be quit embarassing. Otherwise, bring all you want, and sell them at Copacabana beach.

OH

By Bwana_dik on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 03:11 pm:  Edit

I've gotten inspected both at GIG and in the US. The GIG folks have seen it all and could care less. It was a bit more embarassing in the US. Leaving the US this past month, a female TSA agent basically dumped all my suitcase contents out in semi-public view, including 48 condoms, two pocket rockets, two tubes of lube, about a dozen thongs from Victoria's Secret, and so on. I was momentarily embarassed, but that passed when I noticed the envious looks of some of the males in the vicinity.

By Hemp on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 04:33 pm:  Edit

Jeeeeeezzzzz Bwana you were traveling light this time HUH! - Hemp

By Otrohombre on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 04:52 pm:  Edit

Getting old Bwana Dick? How come you did not have 96 condoms?

OH

By Cueball on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 11:41 pm:  Edit

In the movie "Fight club" with Brad Pitt and Ed Norton shows Ed Norton's character being detained at the airport because his luggage was vibrating. I don't know if this is bullshit or not but the TSA security man in the movie said that any luggage that vibrates has to be checked by the bomb squad. The security man said that 9 out of 10 times it is either a electric razor or a dildo.

Moral of the story is make sure you take the batteries out when you pack.

By Sandman on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 02:18 am:  Edit

As mentioned, the Sandman Dept. store is well stocked and never had a problem in Br. Have had luggage inspected and like others, they just smirk.

The one time where my sphincter was puckering was in Havana, where it is not so easily accepted. Female inspector asked what it was. I answered "dildo". She asked twice more and I continued to respond, "dildo" She put it up to her mouth and said "Microphone". Before I could laugh, I answered, "si" and it was returned to my luggage.

No problems in Br. buddy, unless it is over $500 worth of course....he he. If it is, I want to suggest a festa of unheard of porportion!!!!

Sandman

By Brazil_Specialist on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 05:02 am:  Edit

a Sybian.com is over $ 1000. I had a girl bring one for me, she was supposed to bring only the main unit and to say it was for foot massage. But she brough the dick attachment collection and the manual which clearly showed how to use it.

almost got arrested at customs for importing pornographic material. Somehow they let her pass.

If you guys still have vibrators left when you are leaving the country, I might buy some. I am looking for some rabbit ear vibrators. Also an additional accuvibe (I have only 3 of them)

By Bwana_dik on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 09:05 am:  Edit

Hemp and Otro,
The 48 were the good ones for sessions where I expected to pop. During the festas I'm good for 3-4 pops and after that I just use the local condoms. But, yes, I'm getting old. Once went through 24 in a single day. Now, on a good day I only get through 15-20. Sad...

By Otrohombre on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 03:57 pm:  Edit

15 - 20 in one day. Sounds like a fish story to be, but let the best man win.

OH

By Hemp on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 05:13 pm:  Edit

15 - 20 in one day. BWANA YOU ARE MY HERO ! Hemp

By Catocony on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 06:18 pm:  Edit

At Bwana's advanced age, with his shaky hands and failing eyesight, he needs 15 a day because he drops the first 14 he tries to open, then can't find them

By Sandman on Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 04:01 am:  Edit

Oh nay but were it only true Catacony. I've been around the lad at Festas. He goes through the condom supply and makes very good use of each one. The man is an animal and the girls all squeal with delight when they see him coming...errr cuming! The police helicopters are kept entertained as well.

Sandman

By Bwana_dik on Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 06:45 am:  Edit

Do the math: 5-7 garotas X 2 holes = 10-14, add in some swapping back and forth during dupla sessions (5-6) = 15-20 condoms (that excludes the ones I drop because of my advanced age),

By Catocony on Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 07:32 am:  Edit

We should all be like Deeg and just skip condoms completely. Too much time and effort to get them on, plus not bringing them would free up more space for chocolates in our luggage.


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