The following TripReport snippet is taken from 2004/05 Laguy's Sao Paulo Ins And Outs

SEVEN OR EIGHT FLOORS OF WHORES

In my earlier guide to Rio, I included a review of Vila Mimosa with some references to Fellini. Bottom line though is I liked the place, probably leading many to question my sanity. Well, LAguy has sadly finally found his limit. In an area of Centro, not too far from the Teatro Orion, there is a building with about eight floors, each of which has garotas waiting for customers. Unlike some of the lower end massage places in Rio, e.g., Rua Carioca, 59, these do not appear to be separate businesses on different floors, although it is possible they are. Rather you have garotas hanging out on the stairway, in the corridors, and everywhere. Many of them will turn your stomach, or at least qualify for an extensive photo shoot by the infamous Masterbates (note to Masterbates: if you ever do make it to Sao Paulo and visit this place, please take photos only for personal use. Do not post them here!). A few of the many garotas are doable if your dick hasn't totally shriveled up from looked at the more grotesque ones. Prices are in the R$10 to R$20 range; I paid R$15 for a session and wondered whether this was the special inflated gringo price (probably not, but it was a thought).

The scary part is as I was walking up and down the stairs (the elevator didn't seem to be working) some of the garotas would grab me and wouldn't let go, literally. I suggest if you are going there, go with a couple of other hombres to offer some protection against such things getting out of hand (as it almost did when one of the ugliest garotas I have ever seen grabbed my arm and wouldn't let go). Also, watch your pockets, don't wear a watch, and so forth.

I have one caveat to add to the above. I went there on a weekend; I can't remember whether it was a Saturday or Sunday. I suspect things may be different on other days, although I can't say whether they would be better (more garotas) or worse (more garotas). It is conceivable on a different day I would like the place more, but even with my high tolerance for places like this, I doubt it.

Directions: This rather hideous place is located at Rua Barao de Limeira, 134. To get there you could walk along Avenida Ipiranga away from Praca Republica and towards Ave. Sao Joao. Make a left on Ave. Sao Joao and walk perhaps three blocks until you reach Rua Barao de Limeria which is off to the right at a 45 degree angle (or something like that) to Ave. Sao Joao. Within maybe two blocks you will hit Rua Barao de Limeria on the right-hand side. It looks like an old office building but it should be obvious you are in the right place once you enter.

Now apparently 9 floors of skanks. More is less. Once I hit the top floor, hoping for a gem, I was exhausted and still had to deal with the gauntlet of arm grabbers on the way down. There is really no need to go here.

Is there a name for this place?

Don't think so. Just the number 134 on the outside, if that.

TriSnips,

Sounds like like going to Whore Heaven, where instead of going towards the SHINING LIGHT to reach heaven, you have to walk up a stairway and get tugged and groped by the garotas. The higher you go up that stairway the prettier the garotas get, but you have to put up with like nine floors of damn ugly chicas. It really made me laugh though. Nice post.